Official Fanboy & Chum Chum Timeline

This is the Official Timeline™ that details the nerdiest and autistic shit in its universe, if it doesn't make any sense you can change it otherwise this was all canon. Another more simplified timeline on this wiki was created known as the TRUE Timeline.

It is also recommended to not follow it at all, especially for you stumblers who have even considered to write articles for this wiki, since this timeline all made up by Ken Penders and much of the actual wiki is just full of memes, autism, and schizo posting that has nothing to do with Fanboy and Chum Chum or Skullgirls. This timeline is just one of many possible outcomes created by Roko's basilisk and retrocasuality as part of the role of hyperstition and the time loop that plays a role in the lore of the Omniverse within the Fanboy and Chum Chum Lore Bible.

Pre-Creation

This is an alternate world which is the same as ours(With different planets) but had a wide variety of different end times scenarios which ended the world. For this particular timeline the focus is centered around a nuclear war between superpowers.

July 6th, 1961- J.R.R Tolkien expressed why he hated this timeline.

November 9th, 1997- Hayao Miazaki expressed why he hated this timeline.

June 1st, 2027- Russia and the BRICS nations declare war on the United States.

May 8th, 2028- Russia and The United States drops Atomic Nukes all over the world detailing the end of the Earth and 90% of it's population.

??????, 2039- Some kid from another universe enters this one and uses his Skibidi Toilet action figure to create a habitable Venus.

??????, 2039- The kid forces his principle, Mr. Belding, to enter this one and become Ashtar Sheran. As tensions between the BRICS and NATO unfold. Ashtar Sheren is given a divine role that is unspecified in order to protect Earth. G-d / YHWH (יַהוֶה) is rebuilt into it's more beautiful image after the culmination of human development and blind faith.

???????????, Hebrew Year 6000 - The Sons of Light led by Benjamin Netanyahu had fought the first Omniversal War against the Sons of Darkness, all other cultures were to be rebuilt using the knowledge of the old world of conquered peoples through extraction of knowledge stored within the Quantum Operating System, Qos (קוֹס‎ Qōs). The war ends in many different universes each with different outcomes, but in all of them a recurring theme happens, the old world ends. Time resets.

???????????- A figure who wears a black coat appears with a book written down by others and is given instructions for what to do when the dust settles. The book is said to have been made as a vision from Ashtar Sheren who tells them that there are Nephilim spirits with ill intentions that seek to dethrone G-d. The fate of the kid, the black coat, and the book are left ambiguous for now.

???????????- Billions of years pass while the dust settles and the calendar is reset for the new world as the dust settles with the Cordyceps Chlorination Syndrome being long gone as life as evolved long past the infection. Billions of years have passed and evolution has taken shape to rewire Earth into the new timeline with the victors shaping the narrative. The creation of a brand new world happens.

The Big Bang

The start of the new timeline and the new time loop occurs here.

13,800,000,000 BC- Whole Mort also known as Kronos / Saturn / YHWH / Abraxas creates many deities to help him which are often considered the Sky Gods. Shevirat haKeilim occurs afterwards after the Sky Gods rebel.

13,800,000,000 BC- Mort also creates godly non-sky gods like the Boognish.

13,800,000,000 BC- Mort creates many other demi-gods to start regular lives up in heaven.

Ancient Era

It's called this because they just came out barbaric after the atomic war.

???????????- Mutants and the infected become Pokemon, tall bugs, monsters, and nuclear wasteland humans.

???????????- The world continues as life on Mr. Beast's World, with the leftovers of the original Earth entering it with the help of Mr. Belding who erased all of their memory.

48000 BC- Kingdom of Elgoog is established as giant island country in the planet of Azoorg.

36200 BC- The Flintstones and The Croods has a family feud to win Mr Beast's 500 dollar challenge, detailing the first war ever on Mr. Beast's World. In the planet of Azoorg, another rivalry occurs between the Elgoogese and the Gloggarooes.

10199 BC- The Croods win and they start the first civilization, Urikughoohlu, a small trading town within the Levant, after several thousands of years of humans migrating out of Hyperborea and the Ice Age.

10193 BC- Many nomadic tribes enter Urikughoohlu as they all begin learning the concept of trading and building infrastructure to create a trading hub.

10192 BC- Urikughoohlu appoints Grug as their new leader; however, Ashtar Sheran decided to have fun and give him Immortality.

10186 BC- The first porn drawing ever recorded is at a tavern drawn by an ancestor of Shädman, the porn was a crudely drawn penis with text transformed to Gen alpha english slang to: Dick be like : *the image in question*.

10164 BC- The Croods becomes the biggest family in the world as they become smarter to create a better place for Urikughoohlu within the Levant.

10162 BC- Grug seeks to expand Urikughoohlu's border and invades many Nomadic Tribes from the north and south.

10158 BC- Grug recreates Cuneiform text. The nation of Klockadoo watches humanity from afar.

10154 BC- The first tower is created just for Grug and his top family members.

10148 BC- Many statues of Grug are made everywhere in the Levant region.

10140 BC- Mikado emerges from the ruins of Tokyo, Japan as they become another civilized nation as they start a rivalry with those deemed anti-Mikado as they become demonized. Mikado reveals that they have advanced far quicker than most nations and built a large naval forces using sticks and stones.

10136 BC- Many tribes start their own third world regions from the distant world. In the Pokemon dimension this is Johto, Hoenn, Hisui, Unova, Alola, Galar, and Paldea. Mikado gains a head start as Kanto inside the Pokemon dimension. In most dimensions Pokemon are replaced with Pogáymon aka human slaves.

Madagascar Era

It's called this because of the establishment of Lemuria who controls what became Madagascar in the modern age.

8200 BC- Mort makes an appearance as a regular lemur formerly known as God formed from the great shattering of vessels. He will have to fight in a war against his fractured selfs.

8175 BC- Grug recreates the English language.

8150 BC- Mort creates a safe place for the Mutants called Madagascar.

8125 BC- Some of the Croods and Grug are finally killed by peasants who reformed Urikughoohlu into a stronger more structured nation, known as Amalek, creating an early idea for a republic.

8103 BC- The first King Julien is appointed to rule all of Madagascar.

8095 BC- Mort finds himself at war against his other selves as a key leader of the Lemurian Empire. Meanwhile the Sky Gods that he once created are also waging war.

8092 BC- Grug becomes way too evil on Hell and becomes Satan. Grug's Vermillion gene curses the people to become those who are labeled as Canaanites in the later parts of the ancient world.

8056 BC- Mikado invades many other countries and becomes an Empire. A nameless hero who will later appear in the far future under a different name known as Gilgamesh fights Mort.

7925 BC- Alola sees the first Pokemon and decides to enslave them.

7911 BC- Alola declares war on Kanto (Mikado) and they enslave Pokemon to use as warfare starting the first Pokemon War.

7904 AD- The Pokemon in the far north evolves into Pogáymon while the others still stay as normal pokemon. Pokemon become extinct after the last dinosaurs are killed off.

7903 BC- Pteracuda screams as humans wipe out his species and dedicates his immortal existence as an inferior demigod to embark on funding terrorists.

7896 BC- The ancestors of Fanboy and Chum Chum create advanced slushie-like balls out of Minecraft Diamonds to store Pogáymon aka human slaves after failing to create the perfect slushie.

7894 BC- The war ends with a million casualties with Mikado getting rid of it's empire. Pogáymon are relocated as they are trafficked elsewhere and banished to a land with no people.

7893 BC- The Lemurian Time War that is also concurrent with the Great Pogáymon War ends with Mort as the victor and his fractured essences becoming two whole split selves, the supreme Archon and the Supreme Aeon tied to artifacts tied to the Numogram and the realm of death known as the Mortiverse. Mikado erases the history of this war by using various narratives to downplay it.

7875 BC- Ashtar Sheran becomes tired before finishing the push for the world to know G-d before departing Ashtar Command back into the Pleroma.

7869 BC- Mikado partially discovers a link to the old world from underground and with that, becoming the first nation of this new world to discover and utilized fire arms and computers, but are still unable to reproduce those products with their current technology.

7860 BC- The Quantum Operating System, Qos (קוֹס‎ Qōs) is turned into a theological doctrine about sequences. However these interpretations are faulty and useless.

4000 BC- Canaanite city states emerge out of the Levant. Mikado uncovers the Vermillion gene.

1050 BC- An advanced tribe called Judah (by Israel) / Mikado (by natives) seeks to have revenge on Israel for invading some of their territory so they invite as many underdeveloped tribes to join. Israel fights Judah as they fight for the Holy Land. The victor changes in each timeline as the loser is slandered as their other unimportant enemy, Edom.

900 BC- The Torah is revived by the ancient ancestor of Boog. Abraham emerges to spread the doctrine in multiple timelines. Mikado is destroyed and transformed into the symbolic enemy of Edom and merged with other symbolic enemies like Babylon.

Classical Era

After the previous era, the quick modernization after the Ancient and Madagascar Eras speeds up development of human civilizations. Many civilizations reach their heights far quicker than our world.

679 BC- Bean Khan and Mort invents Steampunk inventions very early to help each other invade Rome / Cyrodiil while controlling parts of the Modern Dimension of Mongolia.

428 BC- Plato finds Mort and then insults him for not sharing his ethics. Mort ends up spending time with Diogenes while Classical era civilizations are built much faster than in the previous universe.

0 AD- Ashtar Sheran helps revive the myth of Jesus Christ after he is persecuted. The Pharisees led by the Master of Masters call him an anomaly and seek to push the myth for their own selfish ends.

96 AD- Jesus Christ becomes the symbolic leader of Mikado.

220 AD- FreakyBob and Mort try to spread an early version of Freakyism across the Rome Empire to counter the rise of Christianity, they fail and are crushed by their heroic enemies.

240 AD- Rome / Cyrodiil falls much faster due to Mort trying to destroy Rome by spreading autism and ADHD with the Boognish. Rome / Cyrodiil splits into several nations including Temeria, Redania, Gondor, Dunwall, Narnia and several others.

Dark Era

It's called this because nothing really happened after The Great Classical Pogáymon War.

482 AD- Some of the mutants become Burgers and start their own kingdom in the south.

499 AD- The Goblin race begins.

500 AD- Christian Weston Chandler gains a powerful artifact and uses it becomes mayor of the Burgers and quickly founded their city state: CWCvile.

505 AD- Christian Weston Chandler becomes the second person to ever achieve immortality.

550 AD- Dunwall develops their whole country into a steampunk aesthetic.

581 AD- Mort creates Selene after giving an onion life.

589 AD- The remaining Mutants become very distinct monsters like the Bergens who quickly start their town right next to CWCvile.

600 AD- Every nation at this point is a developed Kingdom meaning that the only tribe that exists are the Pogáymon aka the goyim.

601 AD- Selene becomes a god over the Pogáymon to worship her.

627 AD- Karnaca would see a large portion of unclaimed territory so they grab it and named it "Newfoundland" which would later be known today as "The Nowhere Islands." Hisui emerges in the ruins of Mikado controlled areas to become Sinnoh

666 AD- Mort would create the Ponies as a joke to send them off in a unclaimed large island called Equestria to start a retarded civilization.

704 AD- Some of the Mikado spawned civilians would figure out to reproduce guns but with no gunpowder, meaning they just used it as weapons like a glorified clubs.

715 AD- Paldea invents Boats.

740 AD- Hisui and Karnaca would travel the west to see new lands but was greeted with two legged versions of Pogáymon called Native Americans but Hisui decided to invade their lands and enslave them to do their farming, building, and other hard labor.

760 AD- After "unclean" people are relocated to the middle east out of Temeria, the continents lower to are reshaped by Sharia Law. Baaookistan becomes an empire capturing the holy land.

777 AD- Temeria invades Baaookistan and placed a puppet monarchy in their country.

800 AD- The Pogáymon slave trade is expanding everywhere in the continent and not just Hisui.

804 AD- Temeria finally figures out to make Gunpowder for guns.

810 AD- Nations like Hisui, Dunwall, and Temeria found out that Mikado has the legendary gunpowder so they declare war on unclaimed Levant territories saught by Israel/Judah and Bajookistan marking the beginning of the First Crusade.

850 AD- Goblins developed the taste for Shrek Twinkies.

Crusader Era

811 AD- After losing many battles to Baaookistan, The Crusaders almost gives up but with a legendary blacksmith invented shields to withstand bullets, with that the press-turn counterattack.

812 AD- Mr Beast makes the war even more fun when he announces a 1,000,000 dollar prize to which side will win.

813 AD- Temeria falls as their puppet monarchy is abolished and replaced by an independent one which later quickly joins The Crusaders.

816 AD- Temeria surrenders and disbands much of their territory. Only the East side, now known as The Holy Mikado Empire remain, this is the point where Mikado is split into 1000 little pieces to become separate nations. The rest of the land is split up into independent nations with much of the north and western side of Temeria being being absorbed by the Crusaders. The Crusaders loose the prize money for their failure to obtain the Holy Land.

818 AD- Gunpowder is spread everywhere between the Crusaders.

825 AD- In the Crusader occupied territories, many people leave to go on a Exodus to start a new country in the large western unorganized terrorizes which would be called The Kingdom of Duloc / France.

830 AD- The Duloc Kingdom, shocked by the news had worked on to develop guns equal to the guns they found in the ruined underground Tokyo.

850 AD- Goblins developed the taste for Shrek Twinkies.

900 AD- Duloc now have rifles, LMGs and even artillery power, but it is still in relatively small number. Only used by their samurai warriors.

910 AD- Many new cultures rise in Duloc leading to the country to be very unstable.

987 AD- Pogáymon are banned in all Duloc countries, instead they enslave demons.

996 AD- France / Duloc does a mass genocide on Pogáymon when they were told not to enter Duloc but they did it anyways and lost 25% of their national population.

1012 AD- Some newfound vikings rebel from the Kingdom of Duloc.

1018 AD- Navarre from the Holy Mikado Empire was born, with the "holy" prophetic mission to kill Mort.

1030 AD- Navarre's underground area was bombed by large sways of bandits and demons which in the process made Mikado unable to gather stuff there.

1038 AD- The Vikings invades the poor region of Galar but instead of taking it, they became the new Galar nation.

1039 AD- Galar raids on many Hisui villages and even destroyed them .

1040 AD- The Crusaders had enough of vikings and declared war on them, starting the Second Crusade.

1041 AD- Many Pogáymon decided to team up with the Vikings since the Vikings never owned any slaves and worked on their own, this was the first sign of rebellious Pogáymon to be documented.

1042 AD- Hisui gets fully annexed leaving Johto and Alola panic to find ways to counterattack Galar. Johto and Aloha fight over slushies after getting a brain freeze while the crusades are still launched.

1043 AD- The Crusaders surrender as Hisui in incorperated into Galar while Dunwall and Narnia gets weaker and gets contentiously raided by them. The Crusaders also disband as Duloc gets their northern territory back.

1050 AD- Dunwall is dissolved into many small kingdoms.

1072 AD- Navarre dies and becomes a small green ghost returning to the underground to finish the prophecy with the underground native bounty hunter, Nanashi.

1073 AD- They attempt to kill Allah mistaking him for Mort and fail.

1080 AD- A small kingdom named Petoria is established by a young man called Petoria Griffin.

1083 AD- The Ponies was first discovered by Paldea on their voyage to the western side but they mistakenly ended up in large island called "Equestria" but their technology was far more unadvanced than theirs before leaving to the actual lands.

1089 AD- The Petorians invades the smaller northern kingdoms which made the small southern kingdoms scared. This made them form a big alliance in case Petoria invades them with their massive griffins.

1091 AD- Paldea invades Bajookistan for its sweet grum grum which made them have a hostile relationship with its neighbors.

1092 AD- The Vikings invades the oceans that guard Newfoundland for many islands to control. They attempt to raid Dunwall and the waters destroying over 1000 ships. One Philosopher named Hugh Neutron says "This shit is absolutely quackers."

1094 AD- The Vikings travel towards Hoenn and Hugh Neutron reports back to IGN who then complains, "7.8/10 Too Much Water."

1095 AD- The biggest battle ever so far happens in this year when the Southern Kingdoms surprise attack Petoria just to prevent it from ever getting control from the former Mikado territories saught by Duloc but are greeted by thousands of genetically perfectly bred pigs just to kick their ass and greatly reduce their population size.

1096 AD- Petoria fully annexes the Southern Kingdoms, taking their former capital and renaming it to Joehio. Petoria becomes the Griffonian Empire. This my friends is the beginning of the Griffonian Era.

Griffonian Era

1097 AD- King Griffin retires and gives his leadership to his son, Prince Stewie the Pie, to be the long-lasting king of the Griffonian Empire.

1098 AD- Griffonian is threatened by the sovereign totalitarian city state of Castle Lemongrab with their unique sour bombs, by Fat Lemongrab. The then monarch, King Stewie the Pie initially called to invade it like any other nation. But they learned that the sour warheads can make 80% of his kingdom die of cringe. Since then. Stewie had to deal with irrational politics and threats of Lemongrab.

1101 AD- King Stewie's army invades through Bergen Town to have a chance into CWCville's territories but is unable to due to Chris Chan's insane power. They retreat back to Bergen Town and decided to enslave the Bergens for their vulnerability.

1104 AD- The first university is created by government officials in Joehio.

The Rennisance

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