Jacques von Hämsterviel

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⠀⠀His Main Theme Song(Dr. Sunshine is Dead by Will Wood and the Tapeworms„

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Dr. Hämsterviel
Real Name	Rupert Jacques von Hämsterviel
Alias(es)	Big Chungus Discord Mod Dr. Rizzlerviel
Species	Titan
Sex	π Male
Date of Birth	Unknown
Nationality	🇩🇪 German 🇫🇷 French
Relative(s)	Dr. Habbitrale(Father) Fenneko(Wife) Ruby from Jewelpets(Sister) Bartok(Half-Brother)
Affiliation(s)	Satan (formerly) Sinu(Formerly) Thanos(Formerly) The Pigmask Army:(Formerly) Isabelle Retsuko Fenneko Tsunoda Buck Cluck(Formerly) Dr. Insano! The Imperialist Army Of Pickmilla (Fourth Major General, 14th Air Division) The Fourth Country Of Imperialist Muzuntugliyadi (Prime minister and fourth initial governor of the state of Buzuyana) Kingdom of the Tinkatons(Father)
Occupation(s)	Everything
Rank	B+
Role	Secondary Antagonist of Part X2
Actor	Chazington (formerly known as Mister Anime9001)
Onlyfans	Subscribed to Nikocado Avocado
Status	Alive

Doctor Jacques von Hämsterviel (ジャック・フォン・ハムスターフィール博士 Jakku fon Hamusutāfīru Hakase), better known as Dr. Hämsterviel, is chinchilla type creature thingy that is currently the Husband of Fenneko.

He is the heir of the German Empire and a significant member of the Pigmask Army.

He is confirmed to be the half-brother of Bartok from Anastasia.

He also has a based SML Parody channel called Kable10 and still posts based content everyday(Except his Skibidi Toilet shorts, he was dared to make those by his retarded wife when he lost a game of Chess with her)

Also the art is by CaseyLJones.

Biography

Lore of the Hybrid

He was born into an alien race affiliated with Thanatos, however not too long in 2001, he was abandoned and got ditched to go on Earth. He met another ditched alien named Jumba and became best friends with him, Another fact is that during his childhood he can't write perfect English and still doesn't to this day.

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⠀⠀His Writing in 2024„

— My sekret misson iz more better than yours u stupid bich

In Highschool, he started a band with Marmalade, Haida, and Jumba but ever since Haida left, they disbanded but released a album of all of their songs.

In 2011, he got an invitation to join The Villain Squad, created by the thicc godess Fwench Fwy on her evil arc. He was the brains of the group and first created a TV show to brainwash people in Japan(Onegai My Melody) and killed bunch of people. 2 Years Later they all went to jail for a year and never saw eachother

He also mutated a mouse called Ms. Mowz and forced her to marry him.

University Arc

Him and Jumba entered the University of Galaxy Hills to earn their Doctor names however Hämsterviel met Dr Doe and they became fast friends quick, she manipulated him each by day to spend more time on HER and not Jumba. Her plan did not work as Jumba and Hämsterviel were still friends after they graduated at the University.

Hämsterviel eventually got tricked and his relationship with Jumba ended as he forced him to get out of his Lab. Jumba was later replaced by Dr. Doe who created the Protogens but Hämsterviel thought they were useless and gave up on them. Dr Doe eventually had enough of him and showed the big guns.

From that day forward, Hämsterviel was traumatized forever and that made him more evil. The only person who can comfort him is Isabelle who was his friend before and after the brainwashing by Thanos. I forgot to mention that Dr. Doe was Mexican and teached Hämsterviel on how to speak perfect Spanish.

How To Build A Bomb Arc

After Satan noticed his feats on the experiments, he made him more powerful and part of his henchmen in How To Build A Bomb. There he did mischief as making both sides hate eachother like Fanboy getting more distracted with EDP445. He also had a fight with Bob The Oompa Loompa but had a tie with him. This humiliated him and Satan removed him.

Dr. Hämsterviel wanted to be an epic villain so he becomes one of the many antagonists but this time he takeovers the Galactic Force with Gantu by building machines and hiring Serris to kill Lilo and Stitch. Eventually he was overthrown by Fanboy & Chum Chum so he had to work with EDP445 as an assistant to his evil works. Hämsterviel later fled to avoid being fought in the FINAL LACKLUSTER BATTLE.

Masturbation Diaries

Dr. Hämsterviel in the Post-Timeskip is something I guess like he becomes a major character in this. So Dr. Hämsterviel builds a laboratory in his isolated apartment but then meets Gantu again and they befriend eachother quickly and both of them builds an evil secret base that nobody could enter. Dr. Hämsterviel then gets a call from Kyle to destroy Fanboy and Chum Chum for a reward of a Nintendo Gamecube.

Him and Gantu wanted that thing so badly so they rushed to destroy the duo and they are seen in Episode 8 of Masturbation Diaries where they try to attack the duo and did it successfully. They end up tieing them together but they get manipulated by Fanboy where he says that this isn't worth it and they should attack Kyle and steal the Gamecube. Dr. Hämsterviel and Gantu hesitated but then untied them and all four of them rushed to Kyle and stole his Gamecube with all of his Gamecube games.

Gantu realized that they weren't evil so he persuaded Dr. Hämsterviel to become evil again and during many episodes they do terrorism against the good guys and the bad guys. Dr. Hämsterviel then sees a past member of the squad he was in and it was the guy with the same name and height, Professor Rupert Marmalade IV, and both of them become friends again. Gantu got jealous so he tried to bang Ms. Mowz but Hämsterviel didn't care for that so Gantu banged Angel whom is Hämsterviel's Sugar Mommy and he got pissed so they never seen eachother until much much later. Marmalade and Hämsterviel in the later episodes teams up with Bob Bobowski to finalize a plan to destroy the Frosty Mart but it goes terribly as Kyle destroys them in the final third episode.

xXxRedemptionxXx

He is just a minor character and rarely gets seen but when he was alone, he got confronted by Xehanort to create a sentient being called Vantias. Dr. Hämsterviel created it but didn't know that Xehanort used sprinkles to make it evil. He gave it to Xehanort and got 10,000 dollars from it but felt that his creation would turn evil but he gave that idea up and during this whole arc he was smoking cigarettes and meth with Marmalade.

Fanboy and Chum Chum Part X2

Dr. Hämsterviel and Marmalde decided to make Plush Youtube Videos to get famous but then Marmalde decided to create cringe episodes for his channel, Vester&Friends, but Hämsterviel didn't care because he created his YouTube channel Kable10 which is 100x better than his. Marmalade and Hämsterviel split but became terminally online friends and play Fortnite together(But Seriously, Marmalade is fucking cringe).

Months later, he became Thanos's Assistant and killed a bunch of people who rebelled from Thanos. But the tragic event he saw was Ms. Mowz kissing lesbians in the Pigmask Army (The Team he's in) and did nothing but spanked her. He also told Thanos to kill Mertle Edmonds which he did succesfully. Another thing he did was to side with Thanos and be against Sky Lark and The L.O.S.E.R.S, he even manipulated Mr Game and Watch to not ally his friends because Ms Game and Watch was in there. Speaking of Ms Game and Watch, he is her Arch Rival. After Thanos died, he started his own evil podcast and made fun of The L.O.S.E.R.S., this unsucceeded and got vore fanart of him which he liked???. Him and Sky Lark began having the most complicated relationship between eachother

The Birth Of Reuben

made by thepuppyandcookie

After divorcing Ms. Mowz he married Fenneko(And yes that was after Fenneko made a fool of her self getting cucked by Tsunoda) that made the wishes of Hämsterviel x Fenneko Shippers drop their fucking balls. He had a sexual affair with Fenneko and she birthed the most fucking disgrace i've ever seen in 50 days. That was Reuben(Lilo and Stitch version)who has the voice Yakko and he wasn't even born as a baby, he was a fucking teenager at birth. Hämsterviel, being a Chad he is, hanged out with his gluttonous boy for some fucking reason and gave him to Sky Lark as his children.

Jail Arc

Unfortunately for him, he was captured by the Fanboy and Chum Chum Court and was sentenced to a harsh prison cell known as Incel Down. There he met many past Pigmask Army soldiers and a guy named Sinu, they both became friends there and learned each others powers. Sinu already knew that Dr. Hämsterviel was best friends with Thanos who recently got killed by Hex Maniac so he gave him the Thanos's Memories card.

A few weeks later they both escape by killing all the guards there and freeing everyone there. Sinu told Dr. Hämsterviel that he needed to be good to earn their trust and then the last thing he said was to save his hot babes and gives him the code to create the Leroys before vanishing.

Lost Masters Arc/Fanboy and Chum Chum: Unfounded Revenge

He successfully freed Isabelle from hell and moved forwards to Mr Game and Watch's cave where he saved Retsuko, Fenneko, and Tsunoda with his army of Leroys to defeat Mr Game and Watch(He's still not dead). Dr. Hämsterviel became a hero but Sky Lark was still pissed at him so he made him listen to the song he wrote but nothing gets him convinced. He is also against Satan if you wanted to know.

Destruction of Venus Arc

His wife, Fenneko, was kidnapped by Mr Game and Watch again and he got very pissed so he went into a secret building by following his footsteps and found many secret documents in a stash. He realized that Thanos got revived but him and Sinu had betrayed him so he got even more pissed but had to escape since many troops were in there. His best bet was to give the documents to the L.O.S.E.R.S but Sky Lark rejected it saying it was another plot for Dr. Hämsterviel to desperately ally them but sadly he was wrong.

Dr. Hämsterviel knew about the Seven Needles and reunites with Gantu to comprise a plan to prevent a manipulated Lucas to find it but it failed miserably and all the seven needles were pulled and Venus(Previously known as Earth by the Audience and Characters) got destroyed so he secretly fled into the L.O.S.E.R.S Spaceship with the help of Gantu, Fanboy, and Chum Chum(All not members of the L.O.S.E.R.S).

Space Saga

Oh shit.......I just want to shoot myself in the head thanks to HIM.

Fenneko being tortured while Dr. Hämsterviel watches in agony

While Dr. Hämsterviel enters the spaceship, him and the others are greeted and Dr. Hämsterviel is even accepted by everyone with Ms Game and Watch giving him a kiss on the cheek. Him and the others enter their first mission on Zeenu but Sky Lark leaves him intentionally so Dr. Hämsterviel, Ms Game and Watch, and Gantu are stuck in the south but as soon as they though that rescue was coming, THEY WERE WRONG, as Beldam captured them and puts him and the other two on a jail ship to travel to the mothership. Mr Game and Watch sees Dr. Hämsterviel and knows his perfect plan of vengeance is coming in intuition so he orders Leroy to put him in a padded room to lose his sanity and as things are about to get worse, he sees Mr GW having sex with Retsuko, Fenneko, Tsunoda, Isabelle, and Ms Game and Watch with his eyes opened meaning he is losing all hope in society and Mr GW torturing his friends by using sex punishments, torture chambers, and ect. Fenneko gets boiled alive as Dr. Hämsterviel watches and cries in agony begging Mr Game and Watch to free her and he does but then shows 2 hours of roleplay on the screen. Dr. Hämsterviel even sees Retsuko brutally gets destroyed by a train(By her own) because Mr Game and Watch tortured her so much. Fassad frees him and all he asked for is a gun to shoot himself but Fassad refuses as they release Gantu and the three of them run on the distortion planet.

Gantu leaves as the two are stuck on a planet where every protagonist is in and they eventually find Isabelle with Fenneko and Tsunoda. Sky Lark then sees Dr. Hämsterviel and feels bad for him so they team up like a RPG Duo and eventually return to Earth where they find find evidence that Satan is the true main antagonist all along so they decide to find a clear route to go to hell without being killed. Sky Lark then leaves Hämsterviel to focus on his own team.

The Mother Ship is heading for the final planet arc and Isabelle betrays Mr Game and Watch as soon she gets her conscious and kills Leroy. Mr Game and Watch enters his final ink form and prevents the L.O.S.E.R.S from entering it to enter the last good planet, Little Planet. Dr. Hämsterviel battles Mr Game and Watch in a final battle and almost dies but is rescued by Fenneko and Tsunoda.

It is unknown what happened to everyone as Satan gets defeated and does the black curse across the galaxy but we do know that everyone is safe, including Hämsterviel.

Game Appearances

He actually appeared in Lilo and Stitch 2: Hämsterviel's Havoc(AN ACTUAL GBA GAME) but just pretend he's in this game

Other than his main theme in the anime, in the games he has lots of theme songs and appearences.(His theme songs are basically Wally's from Pokemon Omega Ruby)

Hero: The Game

His Boss Battle Theme(Made by Zame)

He appears as a Boss Battle in Mecha Madness Zone trying to attack Hero and the other Protagonists. He is a major antagonist through the whole thing where he sends his goons(Fenneko, Meggy, King DeDeDe), he also controls Ridley and made Ambatron. He also made the Death Egg but it got destroyed after he surrendered.

Fanboy and Chum Chum Riders: Zero Gravity

His Theme Song that is used commonly(Made by Game Freak)

He didn't appear in the first Riders game but he appears as an unlockable character if they win 10 matches. He is appeared as a flight type rider which means he is able to go through flight courses during races, and he is able to do so with his jetpack. His theme song in this is the most common throughout the franchise for him.

Fanboy and Chum Chum RPG Games

His Good Theme Song(Also made by Zame)

His Boss Battle Song(By Little Z)

He serves as an antagonist and protagonist in the RPG games. Some of them have him as a major protagonist.

Fanboy and Chum Chum Riders DX

His Updated Theme Song(By Nick Nitro)

Basically the same as Zero Gravity except he got updated and has a new BANGER SONG.

If I sound autistic, its because I'm awake in 1:00 pm in the morning.

Pokemon Team

Dr. Hämsterviel indeed has a Pokemon team but it's just one Tinkaton and it's the most powerful Tinkaton in the world that can defeated someones team left handed.

His Tinkaton(art by ekkokenight)

There's also a epic video on how he defeated some dumbass with his Tinkaton.

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Hemigod

Hämsterviel is a confirmed Hemigod whom he took his side from his Unknown Mother(Maybe thats why he can defeat many strong characters).

Trivia

• Hämsterviel's overall role in the narrative of Fanboy and Chum Chum is very similar to that of Maleficent from Kingdom Hearts. For example, he started out as an assistant to the overarching antagonist (Thanos). After his boss' defeat, he is now on his own antagonistic journey to which currently contradicts against the new overarching antagonist (Satan). Coincidently, just like Maleficent, he also knew the new overarching antagonist from his past before the beginning of the franchise.
• He is a professional Futa Cock maker as shown in his works on his bitches.
• He co-founded the Futa Virus on accident though.
• He also made a transgendered virus to get back at Sonic.
• He hates Mertle Edmonds cuz shes a fucking bitch nobody fucking likes.
• He watches South Park and constantly quotes Eric Cartman all the time.
• Hämsterviel's phone number is: 555-019-829-3434-533-65-5882
• He still plays on his Gamecube which got restored when everything from his apartment got back into Little Planet.
• In the episode Dirty Harry, His diary got leaked and it was shown to be the most weirdest thing ever that includes Age Regression, Him having dandruff problems, Using shoes to boost his height, and his real name being Rupert.(This is actually a real fact)
• He is also a professional at Sword Dueling in Wii Sports Resort
• He regrets creating Leroy but has to deal with it.
• Him and Dr. Doe have apologized recently and became friends again but he still thinks she's full of nightmares.
• He voice and personality are based on the Frenchman from Monty Python and Frieza.
• He hates Haida now for leaking his tapes.
• He hates Reuben for no reason.
• HE STILL FUCKING HATES REUBEN.
• His accomplishment is that he never got cucked(You may count that one time with Dr. Doe but that was forced so we don't consider that as one)
• He's anti heroic now.
• He has 1 milllions subs, AWESOME.
• He still has contact with the former Villain Squad and they had a meetup this year.
• His main weapon is the Monado from Xenoblade Chronicles.
• His main theme song, Dr. Sunshine is Dead, explains that he killed his old self and is now anti heroic.
• He is one of Diego's personal friends.

Gallery

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  Him and his evil squad back in 2011(made by Skyrina626Rainbow)

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  Her showing her big guns lmao(Made by Alfa995)

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  His son Reuben

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  Him in the F&CC Manga

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  Him graduating at a University with Jumba

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  Him during the Jail Arc

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  His former waifu(made by TeamPervy_redux)

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  His current waifu(made by vauguecreature)