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==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO== | ==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO== | ||
<blockquote>Its a me mario</blockquote><blockquote> | <blockquote>Its a me mario</blockquote><blockquote>Bing bing wahoo</blockquote> | ||
[[File:Mar.jpg|alt=Mario|thumb|Perchance, the stomper of turtys]] | [[File:Mar.jpg|alt=Mario|thumb|Perchance, the stomper of turtys]] | ||
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squeege hornio, also known as super mario or | squeege hornio, also known as super mario or the bing bing wahoo man, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr,]] and [[Gamera]] | ||
He is not to be confused with [[Marvin|Paper Mario]] or even [[Marlo]]. | He is not to be confused with [[Marvin|Paper Mario]] or even [[Marlo]]. | ||
Revision as of 13:22, 15 July 2024
DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO
Its a me mario
Bing bing wahoo
| Mario | ||
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| caca | ||
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Alias(es) |
chris pratt | |
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Species |
italian | |
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Sex |
bing bing wahoo | |
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Date of Birth |
1985 | |
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Nationality |
italian | |
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Relative(s) |
luigi | |
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Residence |
dat lsd mushrooms | |
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Affiliation(s) |
church of the flying spaghetti monster | |
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Occupation(s) |
hobo | |
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Criminal Record |
public nudity | |
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Rank |
italian | |
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First Appearance |
the spaghetti incident | |
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Role |
italian | |
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Actor |
chris pratt | |
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Onlyfans |
mario spaghetti sex (20 dollars more for moustache twitching) | |
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Status |
italian | |
squeege hornio, also known as super mario or the bing bing wahoo man, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as Bowser Jr, and Gamera
He is not to be confused with Paper Mario or even Marlo.
He is actually Sondick the Seckshog
He maybe be be be smg4 mario.
He stomped on Goombella before.
He stomped on Vivian's dick before.
He stole all of Paper Mario's bitches, making him the better Mario that never got cucked by DED6.
he really likes spaghetti.
Angela Anaconda thinks he's Benito Mussolini however that's not the case.
Historio
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985
he gets a crappy reskin for an American audience in 1988
he turns epic in 1991
and the rest is history
he is the og afterall
He made the Pinta Island tortoise extinct