|affiliation = church of the flying spaghetti monster
|nationality = italian
|job = hobo
|criminality = public nudity
|rank = italian
|appears = the spaghetti incident
|role = italian
|actor = chris pratt
|onlyfans = mario spaghetti sex
|status = italian
}}
==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO==
==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO==
<blockquote>Its a me mario</blockquote><blockquote>Yeah hahaha!</blockquote>
<blockquote>Its a me mario</blockquote><blockquote>Yeah hahaha!</blockquote>
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He used to be Rosalina's Husband but then she cheated on him for [[Shigesato Itoi|Waluigi]] so they divorced. He has a scp son named JEFFY. He now lives with Bowser and [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr]].
He used to be Rosalina's Husband but then she cheated on him for [[Shigesato Itoi|Waluigi]] so they divorced. He has a scp son named JEFFY. He now lives with Bowser and [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr]].
squeege hornio, also known as super mario, marvin, lorlou albano, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as Bowser Jr, and Gamera
He used to be Rosalina's Husband but then she cheated on him for Waluigi so they divorced. He has a scp son named JEFFY. He now lives with Bowser and Bowser Jr.