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Sadly The Viadimir being a humble farmer arc along with The Happiness Viadimir and Natasha had built together was not meant to last forever. In 1980, Steven Reinemund CEO of Pizza hut and Pope of the Pizza States declared a Crusade on the Nussian Government due to Pizza Nationalism and a desire to destroy the communist empire and thus an anti-Communist rebellion broke out in Omsk this would get worse as Pizza Hut would come from Kazakhstan to enter a full scale invasion of Omsk. Viadimir couldn't let these filthy Kapitalist's bring pizzer hut to the country and Despite Natasha's objections, Viadimir was among the first to volunteer for the war. Thousands of young men from across the Union arrived Tyumen, many of them believing that the war would become a grand adventure - a rite of passage into adulthood. Viadimir was no different. Koltsov would join the 188th Infantry Regiment led by War Hero Sofia Pavlovna Irinovskaya aka [[Balalaika]]. and Viadimir still thought it would be an epic great Anti Kapitalist Adventure | |||
It was anything but an adventure. | |||
For the first time in his life, Viadimir was forced to confront the contradictions between his ideals and reality. The Union's military was poorly prepared for Pizza Hut's guerrilla tactics, and the war quickly descended into a brutal and unpredictable conflict. Viadimir witnessed things he had never imagined possible: mutilated bodies left hanging from trees, eighteen year old soldiers returning without limbs or dihs, and young men dying far from home with no family waiting for them. The people he had once imagined as soldiers in heroic stories were now simply terrified young men trying to survive. However Viadimir Still saw the war as and I quote "Super Epic and Zased" and He would fight several battles Leading to the Siege of Pizza Hut Kazakhstan after 7 fucking months of fighting | |||
Viadimirs unit commanded by Balalaika and being supported by further units in the east would Engage in a 8 Day standoff against the Pizza hut militants and during the 3rd day of fighting Viadimir had a near death experience as Heavy Machine gun fire was being shot directly at the epic gaymers and unfortunately Viadimirs closest comrade during the war so far Artur pulled Viadimir out of the line of fire, dragging him to safety but it would come at the cost of him taking a round to the leg crippling him for the next 4 or so years. | |||
During the final day of the Siege Viadimir Would lead the charge with Balalaika and the I need more BOOLETS Guy to burn the Pizza hut building down and win the war and after a charge and 8000 more dead Viadimir would throw a grenade into the Pizza hut setting off a chain reaction and causing the entirety of the Pizza hut to be engulfed in flames... A photo was later taken of this to celebrate the victory of the battle of pizza hut | |||
When the war finally ended, something within Viadimir had changed. He returned home and resumed his life with Natasha, helping her with the farm and trying to settle back into the quiet life they had once shared. Yet the man who had returned was not quite the same one who had left. Viadimir became quieter and more withdrawn and even more angry at Kapitalist dogs, spending more and more time alone in his room, immersing himself in books and political literature and CSGO and Gooning | |||
Viadimir would begin to believe that This Was apparently apart of Pizza Huts plan to destroy the union and ruin the lives of so many people using the Kapitalists and their puppet state Kazakhstan... WIP | |||
===Neo Blood Debt Zero=== | ===Neo Blood Debt Zero=== | ||
=====The Death of an Albanian Minister Arc===== | =====The Death of an Albanian Minister Arc===== | ||
Revision as of 11:19, 27 August 2026
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“⠀⠀Comrades attention I Viadimir Koltsov have an announcment the so called new norm fanon wiki... It is the worse wiki I have ever seen, Nonanerd, Jack, They never update it the only one writing there is their poor little workhorse and they treat him like a serf meanwhile the pages collect dust like rotten cabbage.. Look at this trash!„
— Viadimir's Opinion On the New Normies
“⠀⠀WE GON COME AND BLOW NEW JERSEY UP„
— Viadimir Koltsov
“⠀⠀Pizza hut and Pepsi were filthy Kapitalist inventions made to destroy the happy Kommunist Land GRR I HATE GORBACHEV FOR BETRAYING US!!! DAMN!!! YOU GORBACHEV!!!!„
— Viadimir Koltsov
“⠀⠀WHERE IS MY FUCKING KOMMUNISM„
— Viadimir Koltsov
“⠀⠀"None of those bastards will get away with what they've done to my family and this country."„
— Viadimir Koltsov
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Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов), also known by his other zased name Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov, is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the Villains Fanon Wiki. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.
Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, His 2 Kids, Hiei (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at Agnes Tachyon before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT Hidan. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.
It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from
He is very Fucking epic and sexy and cool and despite being a believer of the normie Kommunist, He is so fucking BADASS!!! its to the point where prissy white girls on the internets simp over him and also make oc's to yumeship with him. I had an EPIC orgasm when he activated his totally Real, not fake Domain Expansion or as he likes to call it Kommunist Expansion, Iron Curtain of the United Proletariat and its very fucking epic since his has more versatility than Randrei Aleksandr's and actually fits his character.
Originally introduced in the Series as an Kommunist Agricultural Scientist turned Mass Shooter and later a Ultranationalists Idol. Koltsov is a deeply troubled and angered person in the series despite taking role of leadership which mainly stems from the fear that all the sacrifices he made throughout his life won't accomplish anything, which would later become the reason why he joined the Turkish Shadow Government he needed to make sure that the pain and suffering he had to endure and the communist beliefs of him and other people wouldn't be in vain in the history of the Noobic union
He is kinda apart of Hiei's inner circle but not really its more like Viadimir is a nuisance/business partner who shows up from time to time.
Viadimir Koltsov is also a veteran of the Nussian Pizza Hut Retaliation conflict also known as the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars where he served in a unit led by Balalaika, He would participate in the siege of Pizza Hut during the near end of the war. However It is believed that his anger issues got worse due to the trauma of the war and it is possible that he is suffering from some sort of post Traumatic stress disorder which is believed to have heavily affected his mental state during the Prequel Series Neo blood debt zero as his paranoia only gotten worse during the prequel events when he got into politics which would end up leading to him shooting up the high rise.
Appearance
Viadimir has buzz-cut hair hidden beneath a red knit TOQUE. He wears a brown ZASED military trench coat with shoulder boards, which he has kept since the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars, with a hammer and sickle peeking out from his pocket. He also wears grey pants and combat boots.
Personality
Viadimir is an idealistic, charismatic, and principled man who strongly believes in equality and socialism. A natural leader and persuasive speaker, he is willing to sacrifice his personal happiness and family life for his political ideals. Though war and the collapse of the Noobic Union have made him more cynical and paranoid, he remains determined to create a better susiety using his freaky kummunism. However Viadimir knows deep down that the npcs have ruined susiety so much that even using freaky kommunism wouldn't even work.
Viadimir also likes to position himself as the best character in the wiki and in all of fiction and glaze the ideals of kommunism all day long to the point where if someone makes fun of kommunism he will beat the shit out of them with his fist or a chair
Viadimir hates pizza hut and new Jersey for some reason
Lore
Pre-Debut
Early Life
WIP
The Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars
Sadly The Viadimir being a humble farmer arc along with The Happiness Viadimir and Natasha had built together was not meant to last forever. In 1980, Steven Reinemund CEO of Pizza hut and Pope of the Pizza States declared a Crusade on the Nussian Government due to Pizza Nationalism and a desire to destroy the communist empire and thus an anti-Communist rebellion broke out in Omsk this would get worse as Pizza Hut would come from Kazakhstan to enter a full scale invasion of Omsk. Viadimir couldn't let these filthy Kapitalist's bring pizzer hut to the country and Despite Natasha's objections, Viadimir was among the first to volunteer for the war. Thousands of young men from across the Union arrived Tyumen, many of them believing that the war would become a grand adventure - a rite of passage into adulthood. Viadimir was no different. Koltsov would join the 188th Infantry Regiment led by War Hero Sofia Pavlovna Irinovskaya aka Balalaika. and Viadimir still thought it would be an epic great Anti Kapitalist Adventure
It was anything but an adventure.
For the first time in his life, Viadimir was forced to confront the contradictions between his ideals and reality. The Union's military was poorly prepared for Pizza Hut's guerrilla tactics, and the war quickly descended into a brutal and unpredictable conflict. Viadimir witnessed things he had never imagined possible: mutilated bodies left hanging from trees, eighteen year old soldiers returning without limbs or dihs, and young men dying far from home with no family waiting for them. The people he had once imagined as soldiers in heroic stories were now simply terrified young men trying to survive. However Viadimir Still saw the war as and I quote "Super Epic and Zased" and He would fight several battles Leading to the Siege of Pizza Hut Kazakhstan after 7 fucking months of fighting
Viadimirs unit commanded by Balalaika and being supported by further units in the east would Engage in a 8 Day standoff against the Pizza hut militants and during the 3rd day of fighting Viadimir had a near death experience as Heavy Machine gun fire was being shot directly at the epic gaymers and unfortunately Viadimirs closest comrade during the war so far Artur pulled Viadimir out of the line of fire, dragging him to safety but it would come at the cost of him taking a round to the leg crippling him for the next 4 or so years.
During the final day of the Siege Viadimir Would lead the charge with Balalaika and the I need more BOOLETS Guy to burn the Pizza hut building down and win the war and after a charge and 8000 more dead Viadimir would throw a grenade into the Pizza hut setting off a chain reaction and causing the entirety of the Pizza hut to be engulfed in flames... A photo was later taken of this to celebrate the victory of the battle of pizza hut
When the war finally ended, something within Viadimir had changed. He returned home and resumed his life with Natasha, helping her with the farm and trying to settle back into the quiet life they had once shared. Yet the man who had returned was not quite the same one who had left. Viadimir became quieter and more withdrawn and even more angry at Kapitalist dogs, spending more and more time alone in his room, immersing himself in books and political literature and CSGO and Gooning
Viadimir would begin to believe that This Was apparently apart of Pizza Huts plan to destroy the union and ruin the lives of so many people using the Kapitalists and their puppet state Kazakhstan... WIP
Neo Blood Debt Zero
The Death of an Albanian Minister Arc
The Collapse of Koltsov's Mental State
Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices Shooting
WIP
Sora Ai Saga (non Larper Saga)=
Season 2
WIP
Abilities
- Koltsovs AK - His main epic AK that he uses to annihilate Kapitalists
- Kommunism Sickle - His main melee weapon that he uses to harvest wheat and annihilate Kapitalist
- Kommunist Blast - He can fire of energy laced with his inner kommunism which is similar to the freakism blast that Shpak Romanov uses
- Freaky Kommunist Blast - Also known as Freaky Kummunist Blast, Viadimir does the Kommunist Blast But Imbues it with inner freaky energy
- Retracting Sickle - Koltsov's sickle somehow has the power to retract itself and return to sender like its a fucking Boomerang
Gallery
A photo of the battle of pizza hut featuring Koltsov and his superior. Balalaika
Koltsov Aura Farming in his chair
Oh no fraud watching veronika r34
Relationships
- Joseph Stalin - Secret Lover
- Natasha Koltsova - Current Wife
- SHOTGUNN - Stupid Fangirl
- Vesna Belova - Other Insane Fangirl
- Mikhail S. Gorbachev - ENEMIES
- Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. - Boss
- Nikita Melnik - Loyal Comrade
- Balalaika - Old Squadmate
- Hiei - Business partners and Acquaintances
- Dr. Hämsterviel - Business Partner
- Pistacchio Joe - Acquaintance
- Shitty G - Uneasy Acquaintance
- I Need More Boolets Guy (???) - Former Comrade
- Super Creek (???) - Former Business Partner
- Benjamin Netanyahu - Adversary
- Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile) - Adversary
- Melody - Crush
- Nonanerd and Jack - Adversaries
- Catalog muffin - Adversary
- The Tiykoon family - Hates them all and hope they die
- Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
- Denis Zhuka - Acquaintance
- Randrei Aleksandr - Uneasy Aquaintance
- Shpak Romanov - Adversary
- Aleksandra Karzova - Adversary by association of Shpak
- Stanislav Jr. - Friends
- Vesna - Business Partner who he Tolerates
- Duan Zhaohui - Frenemy
- Fyodor Yelistratov - Adversary and Political Rival
- Hänsel & Gretel - Foreshadowed Acquaintances
- Tamamo Cross - not a big fan of
- Ibragim Vasilyev - second biggest fan
Trivia
- His theme is a fucking banger.
- The Closet in his house holds like 500 Kalashnikov's
- He Solos new Normies
- Viadimir broke up with SHOTGUNN for disrespecting the based neo blood debt wiki
- Viadimir's Yumewife is totally named after ME and not shotgunns self insert because Viadimir liked my wiki more
- He is the most zased out of the main 3 juggernauts
- he bought a musket with a school chromebook
- For some reason Viadimir likes to go on his tiktok and stream half NAKED!! grown ass unc is literally showing off his pits on live and he doesn't even have a pit kink he's just asserting his communist alpha dominance or something
- Despite everything he had done for The Freaky Kommunists beliefs, Viadimir's greatest regret was the amount of time he had lost with his Pizza Hut Hating family.
- His experiences during the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars were the reason he stopped fearing death, but they also left him deeply afraid of dying without accomplishing anything.
- DO NOT confuse him with the gross Viadimeerkat Catsov or his Copycat Nikita Melnik
- He threatened to blow new Jersey up
- He later Blew New Jersey Up during season 2 with Chief Keef
- He hates Mikhail S. Gorbachev, aka the Pizza Hut Guy, for being the last Soviet Leader who indirectly ended almost all of Communist nations under the end of his leadership. He just wanted Pepsi and Pizza Hut but Viadimir will have something trigger inside his brain when someone mentions him and will go berserk for a second.
- he is not actually friends with Hiei they are mostly business partners
- He Destroys Kapitalist NPCS with his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Peepee
- Viadimir has a sexual attraction to Joseph Stalin
- kummunism
- Viadimir hates uma musume LARPers aka people who like Goldship and Agnes only but as season 2 went on it turned into severe hatred for the entire fan base due to Agnes's rings in Romania turning the fanbase into blue archive 2.0
- Viadimir is zased despite believing in NPC Kommunism
- Viadimir is known in the sora ai videos to give out awards for certain characters outstanding incompetence these awards include the worst Juggernaut ever awards, The Worst Larper Ever awards, The Potential Juggernaut award the worst concept juggernaut ever award ECT. he often gives a rusty very ugly trophy to anyone who wins these awards
- Viadimir has so many used tissues in his house from gooning he often has to go to the store to get more lotion and tissues
- Viadimir tried to date Melody
- He is wanted by the entire Epstein community for breaking a computer with Unteralterbach on it
- He spent years telling his family that his sacrifices would eventually be worth it.
- Koltsov had plans to make a ripoff version of the Darkness Of the Dragon Flame and call it Redness Of the Kommunist Flame however Hiei showed up and threatened to sue him which is why Viadimir went with a domain instead
- Viadimir was originally meant to get a bankai but I have never seen bleach and I have no idea how a sickle user's bankai would look like
See Also And External Links
| Important Characters |
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| Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. • John Reed • Stanislav Jr. • Aphex Twin • Randrei Aleksandr • Pistacchio Joe |
| Elite Members |
| A literal fucking panda • Yerzhan Samakulov • The EVIL Doctor • Furlexei Tailasov • Pawman Furgorov • Amelia Lin • Vera Belaya • Denis Zhuka • Berserkio • Nikita Melnik • ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ • Lotton The Wizard • Stanislav Kulikov • Krispy • Leigharch • Masha Ryabinovich • Shitty G • Chilean Skeleton • EXEC |