Jesus Christ

“	I am the vine, you are the branches; he who abides in Me and I in him, he bears much fruit, for apart from Me you can do nothing.	”
-John 15:5

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-Master Xehanort Christ of Nazareth

Master Xehanort (Minilla)
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Real Name	Unknown (28)
Alias(es)	First Life: Joshua Jesus Christ Minya Minira The World Eater The Japanese Pepsiman The Hero The Player God's Self-Insert The Avatar Second Life: The Child of Destiny Loki
Species	Ethereal Being, (but hides in the form of a tubby lizard.)
Sex
Date of Birth	Unknown
Nationality	🇮🇱 Jewish 🇯🇵 Japanese
Relative(s)	God (Creator) Mary (Mother) † Jowee (Adopted Father) † Unnamed Mother Godzilla (Adopted Father) The Pillsbury Doughboy (Adopted Brother)
Affiliation(s)	God (Formerly) Odin (Formerly) Satan (Current Mentor/Boss) Thanos †
Occupation(s)	God of Mischief Plumber
Rank	678+++
First Appearance	Son of Godzilla, Godzilla's Revenge, Godzilla: Final Wars, Beavis and Butthead Do America
Role	Overarching Antagonist
Actor	Leonard Simon Nimoy

The Hero (アバター, Abatā), also referred to as the Player, officially given the nickname Minilla (ミニラ, Minira), by his friends and apostles, is the title given to a player's character in the prequel Fanboy and Chum Chum games 'Fanboy and Chum Chum χ', 'Fanboy and Chum Chum Union χ', and 'Fanboy and Chum Chum: Dark Road while also being the games' playable protagonist. Their name and appearance is customizable by the player of the games; as such, they do not have an official in-universe name, but are referred to as "The Player", "Hero", the user's "avatar", or "Minilla" in official media.

Minilla is drawn by the Creator with the intent of creating a powerful Keyblade wielder to face the threats the Raposas could not manage in Daybreak Town and to keep the universe in balance as his multiple-form being keeps all of everything together. Minilla's weapons vary in the categories of guns, swords, and claws, but they are also capable of unarmed physical attacks such as kicks and uppercuts. Minilla is chosen to join a faction prior to the Keyblade War to compete for Lux. They then befriend Mary and Jowee.

After dying on his cross, Minilla would be come to known as Jesus Christ of Nazareth. But unbeknownst his future followers, he would be reincarnated and reborn as Xehanort Christ of Nazareth (ナザレのゼアノート・キリスト, Nazare no Zeanōto Kirisuto), also known as Master Xehanort, a major character in the Fanboy and Chum Chum franchise, and the central antagonist of the Dark Seeker Saga. One of the True Four Unforgettable Ones, he is recorded by history as the most powerful who agent of Darkness who had ever lived, his entire life was the culmination of a thousand-year plan to overthrow the Order of Light and the Angels from within. Being responsible for the creation of both Zeus and Darth Vader, as well as causing the fall of the Keyblade Order in order to recreate the powerful χ-blade for his plans.

Biography

Fanboy and Chum Chum χ

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Mary with Jowee after hearing the voice of The Creator.

After Mary prays to the Creator for help to restore her dyin' ass village, the Creator tells her to gather all the villagers around Creation Hall, but she is only able to gather Jowee. It is then that Minilla is first seen. From this point onward, Minilla joins Mary, Jowee, and Mary's father - the Mayor - in their quest to restore the Book of Life and defeat the upcoming darkness. Meanwhile, Strelitzia observes them waiting for Jowee throughout the day and sympathizes with their plight.

Unbeknownst to them, Minilla was actually born to help his True Fathers, The Creator and his surrogate human father Saint Peter Griffin in order to fulfil their secret plan.

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Minilla vs. Ava

Minilla and Mary make their way to the Foretellers' Chambers, where they are confronted by one of the Foretellers. The Foreteller reprimands the group for trespassing, then claims that Jowee was acting under ulterior motives and imply that he died by their hand. Enraged, Minilla confronts the Foreteller, but is defeated. Afterwards, the Foreteller compliments their strength and reveals themself to be Ava in disguise. She tells Minilla and Mary about the Dandelions, a group of Keyblade wielders she is training to escape the Keyblade War and continue the fight against darkness. She also reveals that Jowee has already joined the Dandelions, and invites Minilla and Mary to join as well. Mary agrees, but Minilla hesitates, reluctant to leave behind those who will fight in the Keyblade War.

Fanboy and Chum Chum Union χ

After dying on the cross, Minilla's true form took to the skies and began to contain the multiverse. He dispersed into his 6 forms, all of which hold the seams of reality together and one day he would return with his six forms re-completed.

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Minilla's "Death".

Birth Enigma

Where the egg Minilla hatched out of came from is unknown. It's not made clear who layed it, or how long it had been in heaven.

Fanboy and Chum Chum: Dark Road

Childhood

He was referred to in a prophecy by Luxu, who knew that one day a chosen one who will reenact the Keyblade War will appear in the cycle of bequeathing that the No Name would go through.

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Xehanort's Unnamed Mother saying goodbye to her precious son.

Minilla was reincanrnated in Scala ad Caelum and was given the name Xehanort. Xehanort was believed by the residents of Scala ad Caelum to be the prophesized child of destiny that would one day save the entire world from darkness and ultimately overwrite the grim future recorded on the final page of the Book of Prophecies. To this end, an infant Xehanort was seen being held by an unknown woman before she gives him away to a cloaked figure. The figure brought Xehanort to Destiny Islands, where he was raised, in order to be protected from darkness until the time when he was ready to journey throughout the worlds.

Xehanort, while missing his mother, cared greatly about the cloaked figure, eventually seeing them as a mentor. The mentor raised Xehanort in the Seaside Shack on the island and taught him about darkness and light, constantly referring to Xehanort as the child of destiny and how he would be able to connect his hearts with others. Xehanort could sense the memories, thoughts and emotions from his previous life as Minilla, being able to see his former friends and the battles they partook in throughout many worlds, and often had dreams centered around these individuals and events. However, by the time Xehanort aged into a young teenager, his mentor passed away, leaving Xehanort alone on the island, though he would go on to remember his mentor and many of their teachings for years to come.

Young Adulthood

Xehanort finally returned to his home, Scala ad Caelum, where he was taken in by the land's ruler, Odin, who saw great potential in him, becoming his seventh apprentice, alongside Eraqus, Yendsid, Bragi, Vor, Urd, and Pillsbury Doughboy. During the course of his training, Xehanort eventually came to see his fellow aquitances Odin and Eraqus as brothers.

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A young Odin and Xehanort playfully hanging out together at an annual Scala ad Caelum night festival.

The three often spent their time playing Alba & Ater between training. Odin taught Xehanort and his fellow classmates the ways of the Keyblade, and that their role as Keyblade wielders was to protect the worlds of light from darkness. However, this answer was unsatisfactory to Xehanort, and he often visited other worlds without permission to learn more. Initially, Xehanort wore his Keyblade Armor during his travels, to protect himself from the darkness between worlds.

Appearance

First Life

The son of God, Minilla resembles a smaller, pudgy version of his father. His snout is slightly upturned and his eyes are larger and placed further forward on his head, giving him a more human-like appearance. The dorsal plates on his back are small and undeveloped.

Second Life

As an old fuck, Xehanort is bald as fuck with thin eyebrows and a curled, silver goatee. His ears are pointed and his eyes are yellow. He has broad, hunched shoulders and a crooked back. He appears overall as a somewhat feeble old man, certainly deceiving given his immense power. His clothing is the same as that worn by his eventual Heartless Ansem. It is composed of a white and black coat with a red inner lining, which is worn over a white shirt with two thin black belts, as well as white gloves and calf-high black boots.

Personality

First Life

Minilla was much more friendly with humans than any of the multiverse beings, and once appeared in the dreams of a troubled boy in order to give an example of how to deal with bullying and other childhood issues. He was also very playful, enjoying such games as kicking large boulders and jumping over or riding on his father's beard. While he is usually fearful of other beings of power, he occasionally shows courage when defending his human friends, although more often than not he is outmatched by other deities. In his other forms, his personality would range from incredibly nice and generous to hyper-aggressive and ferocious.

Second Life

Xehanort was shown to be a cunning, callous, and pragmatic being with the sole goal of ultimate knowledge, as the lives of innocent people and even those who care for him meaning absolutely nothing to him. To this end, he is willing to put whatever he pleases on the line or destroy anything in his way, demonstrated when he manipulated several characters such as Terra, Aqua, Ventus, even Dr. Hämsterviel, created Vanitas, a sentient being born for the sole purpose of forwarding his evil plan, and slew his old friend Master Eraqus in cold blood after tricking Terra into defeating him in battle. He even shrugged off ruining Terra, Ventus, and Aqua's lives by telling Mickey and Mario that they were destined to fall, and went as far as to refer to Lucas as a "dull, ordinary boy". Xehanort tends to have a series of back-up plans to occur whenever his previous scheme fails, and his skill for this has given him a reputation as a "devious tactician", as relayed to Thor by Odin.

Powers & Abilities

Attack Potency: High Universal level

Speed: Immeasurable

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable

Striking Strength: High Universe level | Low Outerverse level

Durability: High Universe level

Stamina: Infinite

Range: High Universal

Standard Equipment: No Name

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius

Abilities:

• Fucking weed lol: Minilla's main weapon is atomic smoke rings, though he did learn to use a true radioactive ray.
• Brainwave communications: Minilla also has the ability to communicate with his father over great distances by broadcasting a brainwave pattern over radio frequencies. This ability interferes with other radio transmissions in its vicinity. This signal has the ability to disrupt other forms of electrical transmission such as radar and radio.
• Size changing: Minilla is depicted as having the ability to shrink down to human size, and could also talk.

Weaknesses: None Notable

Trivia

• He really hates Shigesato Itoi.