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A group of Tinkaton is called a clanker, given their clanking of hammers as a group. Like all other dwarves, a clanker of them would build settlements inside mountains, but it is also not uncommon to see them living in areas with open plains such as meadows and deserts, to pelt Corviknights and Skarmory off the sky for bird meat and more metal to improve | A group of Tinkaton is called a clanker, given their clanking of hammers as a group. Like all other dwarves, a clanker of them would build settlements inside mountains, but it is also not uncommon to see them living in areas with open plains such as meadows and deserts, to pelt Corviknights and Skarmory off the sky for bird meat and more metal to improve the quality of their lives. Those hunters often pass the time waiting via resting on their hammers and absorbing vitamin D. | ||
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“⠀⠀A Tinkaton in her natural habitat to kill those fucking birds„
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| Tinkaton | |
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| Conservation status | |
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| Scientific classification | |
| Domain: | Eukaryota |
| Kingdom: | Animalia |
| Phylum: | Chordata |
| Class: | Mammalia |
| Order: | Primates |
| Family: | Achondropladae |
| Genus: | Gremblineous |
| Species: | Pokémon |
| Binomial name | |
| Homonid Rosa Brevis | |
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| Range distribution of Tinkaton in Paldea | |
 Resident
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| Synonyms | |
| デカヌチャン|Dekanuchan (Japanese) | |
| Forgelina (French) | |
| Granforgita (German) | |
| 巨鍛匠|Jùduànjiàng (Mandarin Chinese) | |
| Geuihdyunjeuhng (Cantonese Chinese) | |
| 두드리짱|Dudeurijjang (Korean) | |
Tinkaton(デカヌチャン Dekanuchan) are a species of pink dwarves with big ass hammers who have evolved from Tinkatuff and Tinkatink. They are currently the only known type of dwarf to only have females in their race, compared to only males in other dwarven races. They are also known to kill those dumbass birds called Corviknights who shit on the environment, people, eating baby Tinkatinks, and your mum so in actuality, the Tinkatons are doing us a very big favor that can change the world.
A group of Tinkaton is called a clanker, given their clanking of hammers as a group. Like all other dwarves, a clanker of them would build settlements inside mountains, but it is also not uncommon to see them living in areas with open plains such as meadows and deserts, to pelt Corviknights and Skarmory off the sky for bird meat and more metal to improve the quality of their lives. Those hunters often pass the time waiting via resting on their hammers and absorbing vitamin D.
A Tinkaton's hammer is their pride and dignity, it shows their status and strength. If a tinkaton is seen without one, they are considered by others around them to be worthless as dirt. The bigger and more professional looking the hammer is, the more respected they are. The biggest would be the matriarch of a clanker.
They canonically have Udmurt accents.
One Tinkaton helped to co-found KFC.
Whores
They are known to be the 7th biggest whore Pokemon race of all time due to them often seen fucking with every single Pokemon that is in the Fairy egg group, this is all because they're all female and the all males are 100% likely to be trans, so all they do is go around fucking other pokemon of the fairy egg group, consentually and non-consentually and then lay eggs in their mining nests in hopes of producing a natural-born leader of a Tinkatink that will most likely get eaten by a Raticate, or their rival race: Mawile or those damn Corviknights if they live in the plains. This makes them them the 2nd biggest beastiophiles in the pokemon kingdom behind Tsareena.
Since they actually mate a lot by getting dominated and having their mating season everyday just to have their "Boyfriends" leave them as soon as the they get pregnant which will actually makes their fucking population go skyrocket but 50% of those babies will get eaten so the populated is neither increasing or declining in population as of now.
They're also a invasive species in Unova's (The Canopy Kingdom) badlands due to migrations from Paldea onto Unova for illegal oil digging and gun smithing but a lot of them escaped and are now plaguing Unova like gnomes and doing their usual interracial rape activity.
There's also a interesting comic idea by Oracle of Delphi about Tinkatons having a kingdom full of whores but it's NSFW so I had a censor it a bit.
List of known Tinkatons
Hämsterviel's Tinkaton (The Most Biggest, Most Baddest, Most Strongerest Tinkaton evar!!!)
Roxy(by chikidoodlez)
