Category:Dwarves

Dwarves are short, bulky and generally Jewish retards that inhabit a large part of the Canopy Kingdom's mountainside and industrial districts. Historically master craftsmen and smiths many turned to alcohol after the Molemen offered cheap mine labor in their place. The ones that moved on make those shitty app games you see in ads you never click on. Regardless of class and ideology (lot of fucking Marxist Dwarves for some reason), ALL Dwarves love to count corn syrup intake.