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the ''' | the '''weaboo''' is a worthless retarded organism born out of being raised on the internet , weaboos are created by having teenagers be groomed by other weaboos or by the japanese futa pornslop that YouTube and 4chan constantly broadcast.Weaboos are usually of a brittle or morbidly obese physique (there is no in between) they have very low testosterone and they dedicate their lives to watching cartoons (which is already retarded enough) from a country on another side of the world whose language they don't event speak. | ||
Weaboos love watching the same exact shit; Mainly watching only two different types of anime: The "romance between an idiot and a whore" and "buff gay men screaming and fighting" (horror anime is a thing but they only watch it because of the stupid anime women too) for the former, it is because they are lacking the necessity of human life that is constant between the two: Companionship. In fact, many overlap with being incels for their grievances against real women being disgusted by their creepy behaviour, and therefore turn to a waifu/husband to compensate their lack of contact with the opposite sex, developing the belief that "''2D women are better than 3D women''" Most weaboos frequently make fools out of themselves one the internet, and some instances in public by wearing retarded merchandise of their favorite dogshit cartoon and [https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/ kissing imaginary women's pillows](beware retard warning). for the latter, its because they think they are being funny, despite being infamous for making memes dogshit enough to rival Deviantart meme templates. They also have the intellect of a Rick & Morty fan. The constant need for GF/BF caused by the constant watching of anime girls doing either retarded ditzy shit, or being an over the top girlboss, makes them frequently self insert in their heads as the husband or wife of an anime character they never shut up about. (Or sometimes they might also [[Rev says desu|self insert themselves AS anime woman or tumblr sexyman]]). They proclaim themselves as"[[Nux taku|men of culture]]") | |||
[[File:Wizard.mp4|thumb|A | [[File:Wizard.mp4|thumb|A weeb making an absolute fool out of himself]] | ||
In reality, being a huge sucker for chinese drawn pornography makes you look like an absolute | In reality, being a huge sucker for chinese drawn pornography makes you look like an absolute gayass junkie, which can be proven by the fact that many male anime characters are less masculine looking than modern female cartoon characters in the west, sometimes confusable to look like a girl, which often makes weaboos believe they can pull off wearing woman's clothing to look mistakable as a woman, a good few skinny ones succeed at this in their tiktoks singing and dancing to squeaky gay music glorifying their absolute gayness (video proof above) the music usually heavily contrasts their ugly appearance if they're fat and/or not even trying. | ||
Weaboos range in age from about 12 years old to 42 years of age. Weebs of 50 years of age are rarely seen from boomers because their lead ridden brains already melted from watching gaming TV slop and alcohol addiction. | |||
== In universe == | == In universe == | ||
Most of the characters in the extended F&CCB continuity are weaboos such as [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd1954]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler|who's weaboo status allows him to use the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha skill]] | |||
Revision as of 00:38, 10 November 2024
the weaboo is a worthless retarded organism born out of being raised on the internet , weaboos are created by having teenagers be groomed by other weaboos or by the japanese futa pornslop that YouTube and 4chan constantly broadcast.Weaboos are usually of a brittle or morbidly obese physique (there is no in between) they have very low testosterone and they dedicate their lives to watching cartoons (which is already retarded enough) from a country on another side of the world whose language they don't event speak.
Weaboos love watching the same exact shit; Mainly watching only two different types of anime: The "romance between an idiot and a whore" and "buff gay men screaming and fighting" (horror anime is a thing but they only watch it because of the stupid anime women too) for the former, it is because they are lacking the necessity of human life that is constant between the two: Companionship. In fact, many overlap with being incels for their grievances against real women being disgusted by their creepy behaviour, and therefore turn to a waifu/husband to compensate their lack of contact with the opposite sex, developing the belief that "2D women are better than 3D women" Most weaboos frequently make fools out of themselves one the internet, and some instances in public by wearing retarded merchandise of their favorite dogshit cartoon and kissing imaginary women's pillows(beware retard warning). for the latter, its because they think they are being funny, despite being infamous for making memes dogshit enough to rival Deviantart meme templates. They also have the intellect of a Rick & Morty fan. The constant need for GF/BF caused by the constant watching of anime girls doing either retarded ditzy shit, or being an over the top girlboss, makes them frequently self insert in their heads as the husband or wife of an anime character they never shut up about. (Or sometimes they might also self insert themselves AS anime woman or tumblr sexyman). They proclaim themselves as"men of culture")
In reality, being a huge sucker for chinese drawn pornography makes you look like an absolute gayass junkie, which can be proven by the fact that many male anime characters are less masculine looking than modern female cartoon characters in the west, sometimes confusable to look like a girl, which often makes weaboos believe they can pull off wearing woman's clothing to look mistakable as a woman, a good few skinny ones succeed at this in their tiktoks singing and dancing to squeaky gay music glorifying their absolute gayness (video proof above) the music usually heavily contrasts their ugly appearance if they're fat and/or not even trying.
Weaboos range in age from about 12 years old to 42 years of age. Weebs of 50 years of age are rarely seen from boomers because their lead ridden brains already melted from watching gaming TV slop and alcohol addiction.
In universe
Most of the characters in the extended F&CCB continuity are weaboos such as Monsturd1954 and who's weaboo status allows him to use the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha skill