Uncle samsonite

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"its time to have some fun.... with uncle samsonite!

An image of uncle samsonite, dismissed as a hoax by foundation agents

item #: SCP-666

object class: keter

Special Containment Procedures: reports of sightings of creatures similar to the cryptid "uncle samsonite" are to be monitored closely. in the event that a sighting is confirmed, all survivors and witnesses are to be administered with Class B amnestics and any and all traces of SCP-666 are to be destroyed, in the event that images of SCP-666 are posted on the internet they are to be dismissed as hoaxes

Description: SCP-666 is a hostile sapient entity with class 4 reality bending powers, SCP-666 indentifies itself by he name "uncle samsonite" and it most commonly takes the form of a morbidly obese humanoid with small ears wearing brown overalls, a cream colored shirt, and a blue cap

SCP-666 manifests exclusively at night in the vicinity of human beings who are sleeping in their bed, allthough SCP-666 seems to largely prefer minors under the age of 12 years. During an SCP-666 event, SCP-666 will first appear from a dark space such as a closet, a door, or under a bed. SCP-666 will then proceed to dance provocatively in front of the target individual while seductively staring at them for an extended period of time before [DATA EXPUNGED] taking the victim's soul with him

SCP-666 seems to prefer the song "pony" by american rapper ginuwine, the song can be heard coming from an unknown source throughout all recordings of SCP-666 events, SCP-666 can purportedly be summoned by playing the song at a loud volume at exactly 3:33 AM

SCP-666-2 is the designation for a pocket dimension controlled by SCP-666, it resembles a miniature space with multiple doors leading to the bedrooms of children all around the globe, presumably this is how SCP-666 gets to his victims without entering their home first

artistic depiction of SCP-666