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Μπάρνεϊ δεινόςσαῦρος
“⠀⠀"I love you..... YOU.... WILL... LOVE.... ME...."„
— Barney
Beranīeġ Barnabas "Barney the Dinosaur" Barnaby, also known by his ONE TRUE name Μπάρνεϊ δεινόςσαῦρος, is the massive, comically evil 900,000,000 foot tall, 90,000,000,000 pound purple tyrannosaurus rex. He is (unsurprisingly) the largest dinosaur alive. He is the biological great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of the Man Behind the Slaughter, 𝓙𝓪𝔃𝔃𝓲, Susie, Patrick, Thanos, Spyro and Prune Dude. Why most of his kids weren't also dinosaurs no one truly knows, but they're all purple so who cares lmao.
Unlike the unmentionable, who is the god of all things green (and is incomparably the biggest thing in the conceivable universe, incalculably taller and wider than his own father) and obscuring multiple galaxies, Barney's powers in comparison are much more limited, but that's not to say he isn't at all powerful given the fact that he's literally a nine hundred million foot tall T-rex.
For instance, he has the sharpest teeth out of anyone in the Saga (sharper than Dotar's) that could cut through stone, metal, iron or any rough element. He can also shapeshift into any dinosaur subspecies as he pleases, and he has this ability just so that all of them can still be preserved through him, being the last dinosaur alive in the Saga with the exception of every bird character.
He can also breathe fire for some reason. The fire defies his height and can reach the ground. It's the hottest fire in the entire Omniverse and can melt literally anything in its path and Barney knows he can use this for his advantage against any NPC he comes across.
BIG ASS WIP
