Weezer tripod

War of the weezer

Weezerus ipod

the weezer tripods were created by hyper gay wells on 1897 and published novel the war of the weezer

Pinkerton War

the war of the worlds

they lost and died to Pinkerton, because they got the common cold and died, only patrick wilson tripod survived

GERMS!?!?!!!?!?!!

patrick wilson tripod fighting against pinkerton

Patrick wilson tripod, the last living member of Weezerus christ

Personality

he likes raping and singing

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?

Why do they gotta front?

What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo And I know you're mine

Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo,

I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help

Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian

Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo And I know you're mine

Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that I don't care about that

Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor

Oh no! What do we do?

Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick

What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?

What's the matter, what's the matter