DOCTOR

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Doctor
Franchise:	Super Monkey Ball EarthBound Persona 4 Golden Experience for the Souja Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Created by:	Himself
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Portrayed by:	Himself
Voiced by:	Himself
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Biographical Information
Real Full Name:	No one knows, not even him. It's too incomprehensible and beyond all fictional googology that I can't but it here
Epithet(s):	[Insert]
Title(s):	𝐐𝐗𝐖𝐙𝐐 Doc The Doctor Doctuh Lloyd Schneider Jon Coffee The REAL Jon Coffee Loid Roid Jeff if he had a better design 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Doctor Fucking God Morgoonth Jack N Goff Jack King Hoff Jon Joestar The TRUE AND HONEST Jon Coffee Lord Coffee Jon da 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 J.R.R. Tolkien God of Larp King Goon 𒄆𓁹✞𒀱✞𓁹𒄆 Darth Fuckshit
Alias(es):	Derivatives: 𝐐𝐗𝐖𝐙𝐐 Doc The Doctor Doctuh Lloyd Schneider Jon Coffee The REAL Jon Coffee Loid Roid Jeff if he had a better design 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Doctor Fucking God Morgoonth Jack N Goff Jack King Hoff Jon Joestar The TRUE AND HONEST Jon Coffee Lord Coffee Jon da 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 J.R.R. Tolkien God of Larp King Goon 𒄆𓁹✞𒀱✞𓁹𒄆 Darth Fuckshit Nicknames: 𝐐𝐗𝐖𝐙𝐐 Doc The Doctor Doctuh Lloyd Schneider Jon Coffee The REAL Jon Coffee Loid Roid Jeff if he had a better design 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Doctor Fucking God Morgoonth Jack N Goff Jack King Hoff Jon Joestar The TRUE AND HONEST Jon Coffee Lord Coffee Jon da 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 J.R.R. Tolkien God of Larp King Goon 𒄆𓁹✞𒀱✞𓁹𒄆 Darth Fuckshit The Nameless One One Below All Satan The Antichrist Joe Mama Deez Nutsack Chungularity's Nightmare The Great Fuckness Doctor DooDoo Fart DOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOCDOC Docor Organizational Names [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] In-Universe Media [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] Undercover Aliases [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert] [Insert]
Chronological Age:	Beyond Comprehension
Physiological Age:	Beyond Comprehension
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Sex:	Omnigender
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Sexual Orientation(s):	Omnisexual
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Penis Size:	69420 The Event Horizon of Numbers light years
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Alignment:	PSYCHOTIC OMNIMALEVOLENT
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Wokeness:	Beyond deez nuts motherfucka
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Kill Count:	Beyond Deez Nuts
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Characteristic Traits
Personality:	??% Agreeableness — TBA ??% Conscientiousness — TBA ??% Extroversion — TBA ??% Neuroticism — TBA ??% Openness — TBA
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Goal(s):	Take over the Greater Omniverse and drench everyone he dislikes in his cum
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Enemies:	99% of the Omniverse
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Doctor Jon Ronald Reuel Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Andrésen Schneider "The True and Honest Real" Coffee I (ジョン・ロナルド・レエル博士 ディエゴ・ホセ・フランシスコ・デ・パウラ フアン・ネポムセノ マリア・デ・ロス・レメディオス・シプリアーノ・デ・ラ・サンティシマ トリニダード・ルイス・イ・アンドレセン・シュナイダー 「真実で正直な本物」コーヒーI, Jon Ronarudo reeru hakase Diego Hose furanshisuko de paura fuan nepomuseno Maria de Rosu remediosu shipuriāno de ra santishima torinidādo Ruisu i andoresen shunaidā `shinjitsu de shōjikina honmono' kōhī I), otherwise known as Doctor (ドクター, Doctor), is a super fucking smart monke from the most autistic lesser Omniverse within The Greater Omniverse, Pooh's Adventures Wiki, not to be confused with the version of Doctor from Reality BN8-2001, this is specifically about the version from the shitass Pooh Wiki from Reality BN8-2001-P00H, a universe within the Poohniverse.

While on the surface, this motherfucker just looks like a shitty autistic clone of Doctor from the Super Monkey Ball series, being characterised as confused and nervous, often showing fear when rolling around in the main games, but earns respect from the rest of the monkeys by use of his crazy ass inventions, it actually goes deeper than what the autists on that shitty wiki want you to believe. Instead, he's yet another one of those fucking evil omnipotent eldtritch horror beyond comprehension, common throughout this wiki, known for, as you would guess, committing some of, if not the most vile, depraved, degenerate, evil, disgusting, barbaric, satanic, tartarean, wicked, sinister, other word for evil shit known and unknown to mankind, and there he is, just in the background of a shitty Pooh's Adventures of an already existing movie which plays exactly the same only with every fucking character in fiction ham fisted in for no fucking reason. No one understands him. No one truly cares about him because it's just the same plot verbatim from the original, but 67 Trillion different characters are thrown in there that do absolutely fucking nothing. No one, not even himself knows his own name, due to his amnesia.

Despite this fact, he is omnipotent, omniscient, omnifarious and omnisexual. Omnimalevolent yet omnibenevolent at the same time. Everyone fucking hates him, even Chungularity , his many aspects and countless dickriders fucking hate him and think he's some sick fuck. He is a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shitass that no one understands for cares about cuz he's too insane. He often has many aspects like Lloyd from Mother 1 of Reality SI-128.

While the Pooh's Adventures Wiki staff are trying the clean this evidence from the public, Doctor is widely considered to be the single hottest and sexiest and greatest sex symbol is all of fiction and reality 2nd to Morgz Mum although he could debatebly be No. 1.

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Appearance

Doctor is a sexy as all fuck monkey with a thick white moustache, thick yellow glasses with window decals in the frames, a buck tooth and wearing a lab coat with two yellow buttons and oversized sleeves. He is like a nerd but sexy and not cringe.

Personality

Criminal Record

Doctor has committed every every single crime concievable and inconcievable, if you say some bullshit like "Doctor didn't commit this crime I just made up", then you are an absolute idiot. Doctor's criminal record consists of every crime you make up, saying he didn't commit some random made up crime is complete bullshit as he's committed every single crime in the Omniverse, so you can easily go to the Wikipedia page on list of crimes or find an Omniversal knowledge book of all crimes concievable and inconcievable and you'll have no luck searching for one that he didn't commit because he did every crime.

• Affray
• Air rage
• Anatomy murder
• Assault
• Assault occasioning actual bodily harm
• Assault with intent to resist arrest
• Assisting offender
• Barratry
• Battery
• Being apart of the Fandom Reich, causing the destruction of countless wikis
• Being in the Epstein Files
• Bigamy
• Bike rage
• Blackmail
• Blasphemous libel
• Blockbusting
• Body snatching
• Bomb threat
• Breach of the peace
• Busting a nut to My Little Pony and then not cleaning up after himself
• Canned hunt
• Capital murder
• Car chase
• Causing death by dangerous driving
• Cheating
• Child Sex Trafficking
• Common assault
• Compounding a felony
• Coney-catching
• Conspiracy to murder
• Continuing trespass
• Convenience store crime
• Corrupt practices
• Creating multiple accounts on IMDB to give The Hero of Color City 10/10 scores
• Crimen injuria
• Criminal conversion
• Criminal damage in English law
• Criminal possession of a weapon
• Culpable and reckless conduct
• Dangerous driving
• Deadly weapon
• Death threat
• Declaring war on Italy
• Democide
• Desertion
• Destroying Alderaan in many universes in Creation 1977 before the empire did
• Disorderly conduct
• Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest
• Driving under the influence
• Eating live animals
• Eating children
• Eating people
• Edging in public
• Embezzlement
• Embracery
• Employment fraud
• Endangerment
• Evasion of liability by deception
• Existing
• Failure to appear
• Failure to obey a police order
• False accounting
• False pretences
• Fear or provocation of violence
• Felony
• Fetal abduction
• Fictophobia
• Foot fetish
• Forcible entry
• Frame-up
• Fraud
• Ghosting (identity theft)
• Grand Theft Auto
• Grifting
• Hair theft
• Happy slapping
• Hazing
• Homicide
• Homophobia
• Human Trafficking
• Identity cleansing
• Illegal drug use
• Illegal entry
• Illegal emigration
• Illegal immigration
• Impersonation
• In 1997, in Reality 12-171781818822892918, Doctor and his frenemy, FreakBob, were on the run from the federal government and switching states every 2 months for illegally producing clinical liposuctions to organ harvest innocent civilians
• Incest
• Indictable offence
• Insurance fraud
• Intimidation
• Joining Scientology
• Jury tampering
• Kidnapping
• Loitering
• Malfeasance in office
• Mass Brainwashing
• Mass Destruction
• Mass Genocide
• Mass Murder
• Mass Omnicide
• Mass Rape
• Mass Torture
• Mass Vore (The sexiest kind of vore)
• Messing with his meat in front of minors
• Mismarking
• Misprision of felony
• Misprision of treason
• Mobbing
• Molesting a minor
• Molesting another minor
• Mopery
• Motor vehicle theft
• Moving violation
• Murder
• Mutiny
• Munting
• Needle spiking
• Obsessive relational intrusion
• Obstruction of justice in the United States
• Obtaining a money transfer by deception
• Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception
• Obtaining property by deception
• Obtaining services by deception
• Occupational crime
• Offences against public justice
• Offensive weapon
• Omnicide
• Outraging public decency
• Perfect crime
• Perjury
• Personation of a juror
• Perverting the course of justice
• Pickpocketing
• Police impersonation
• Polygamy
• Possession of CP (not Club Penguin)
• Possession of stolen goods
• Practising without a license
• Prank call
• Preventing the lawful burial of a body
• Public Indecency
• Public nuisance
• Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom
• Crimes involving radioactive substances
• Racism
• Rape
• Reckless burning
• Refusal to serve in a public office
• Removing article from place open to the public
• Ritualcide
• Road rage
• Robbery
• Running a red light
• Sabotage
• Saying "Incest is disgusting but not necessarily evil" on r/MoralityScaling.
• Sedition
• Serial killer
• Sexualizing minors
• Sexualizing real people without their consent
• Shoplifting
• Solicitation
• Soliciting to murder
• Staged crash
• Stalking
• Stealing the last slice of cake at a birthday party
• Stouthrief
• Stowaway
• Subornation of perjury
• Summary offence
• Taking without owner's consent
• Tampering (crime)
• Tax Fraud
• Terrorism
• Terroristic threat
• Touching Minors
• Treachery (law)
• Trespass
• Unlawful assembly
• Unlicensed broadcasting
• Uttering
• Vandalism
• Violence
• Vore
• War profiteering
• Witness tampering

and perhaps worst of all...

• being too 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
  

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Comments

The goat himself!!! 💪🏿
-- Dung Eater (talk) 16:35, 19 April 2026 (EDT)