Gangsta-Bob

Gangsta-Bob
Pre-TimeskipPost-TimeskipDemon FormPrimordialMain phaseSubphaseJumpscareVinnie's Remake Jumpscare
Species	Gangsta sponge
Friends	Black Yoshi (best friends) Xehanort (frenemies) GangstaRick (frenemies) GangstaWard Kendrick Lamar Jackle PaRappa (best homies, no homo)
Enemies	𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society NPC Alliance Drake
Sex	Gangstasexual
Alignment	Tempel ov Bob Order of 9A ☠︎ 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕯𝕬𝕽𝕶 𝖂𝕬𝕱𝕴𝕬 ☠︎ The Sinister Dudes League of Gangstas ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧
Status

"FUCKING PLANKTONIANS WE WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN, HAIL VICTORY!"
"I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP" - GangstaBob

EvilBob BadPants more commonly known by GangstaBob and his other aliases Noctulian FreakyBob, FraudBob, or SpongeCock is the biblical demon Gog or Yajuj who first emerged as an evil red demon sponge known as Red SpongeBob and his partner GangstaRick who has his own collective force to represent Magog or Majuj for their Gog and Magog War. Seeking to cause mass destruction on a biblical scale, he was simply just one bad sponge before impersonating SpongeBob to ruin his life with massive collateral damage. Now SpongeBob doesn't want to even go near his hometown because he will run in panic as debauchery, scum, and corrupt law enforcement run rampant, causing SpongeBob to run crying to Jimmy Neutron and others who have relocated him to Los Santos for safety. SpongeBob can't even stand the idea of moving back to his hometown as he later ends up needing to come back to fight the influence of the gangstas. In addition to being Gog, he runs a collective force of bad or badder versions of the protagonists all centered around being a much more evil and sinister counterpart to both GoodBob and FreakyBob some of these being Oriam, the Black Hiver, Evil Coop and Mortimer and their partners to counter Wario, Coop, Mario, and their friends and frenemies. Despite both FreakyBob and Mort being considered the embodiment of evil by the Good Society, GangstaBob seeks to build civilization for the Archons to harvest energy out of those who had fallen. Every society ruled by the Aeons ends up being worse off with GangstaBob seizing control after any of FreakyBob's WAAAGH campaigns that's if they failed to conquer the enemy territories. FreakyBob and Mort typically have to fight him along with his partner Magog in order to clean up their own mess making it even harder for them to fight back. In pre-timeskip GangstaBob was just a troublemaker with a bad attitude similar to Wario but less chaotic and more sinister, post time skip his collective force would show up to kill off Dr. Wily and other redundant villians with guns, blood, and mass destruction to highlight the end of an era as well as seize Passione to further control for himself and the Archons.

The NPCs usually become schizos after territories are seized and figure out that their "loosh" is being harvested to provide immortality to the Neo-Satanists, the other parts of the League of Gangstas, and the Archons. His end goal is to assimilate cultures into becoming demons for Dotar Surk. The Good Society has a trouble figuring out the difference between FreakyBob and Noctulian FreakyBob as they both oppose the rule of the Good Society and are both anti-Imperium. Michael Scott Clown and Warui often use GangstaBob's help to defame Wario knowing that he's a villianous fraud, however by doing this they reveal themselves as frauds out of a desire for petty revenge. In addition to his frenemy and decon Magog, he's got other bad demons from hell to suit his gang activities, his most favorite of which being Bad and Extra Bad.

He is considered to be the gangsta equivalent of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob who hates the shit out of him. He first showed up in 2003 under bootleg footage having bootlegged himself into existence in hopes to ruin SpongeBob's life and drive him out. Despite FreakyBob being the first to troll SpongeBob for the lulz in 1997, GangstaBob would foil his attempt and siphon energy off of his Freaktures like SpingeBill to build a brand for himself. Being more established and use his influence to spread evil and undercut Wario's own ambitions. He also has a burning hatred towards GoodBob as well. He is notable for being the co-founder and one of the elite leaders of the League of Gangstas after Wario and his Wafia lost importance, an organization who is in a fierce rivalry with both the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society and the NPC Alliance. Him and his group would later become sworn allies and associates of the ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧. He considers himself to be a serious villian and is the employer for many villians which in their perspective is one of the protagonists of the League of Gangstas campaign. Having much more serious villainous goals compared to the freakers who work with the Orks to wage war on heaven. He seeks to use his influence within the Italian mafia to free the west from the Good Society. Being sick of FreakyBob and his degenerate behavior he would work together with his Satanist friends to paint him as a Chaos God within a cult dubbed Tempel ov Bob. FreakyBob would later not mind as fhe would seek out to be hated as much as possible. GangstaBob would then tell FreakyBob to stop gooning on /b/ and take politics seriously. He would later inspire EDP445 to become Solomon Henderson as a mass shooter to frame FreakyBob in order to slowly reveal that he would work for GangstaBob who is the alternate personality seeking to overthrow the dream of Enrique and his circle to obtain Sunnyland. As biblical horrors, Gog and Magog had gone under many names in many different religions being apart of a prophecy to spread terror. He likes relaxing a lot, especially after a nice day of selling drugs, particularly weed at the Krusty Kock.  Since he is able to sell weed at the Krusty Kock, he practically gets free weed which helps him remain chill especially when Gangstarick's shit really stinks. Compared to FreakyBob, he can be considered the more mild yet more sinister counterpart to GoodBob.

Overview

General Character

As SpongeCock, he was initially introduced as a seemingly meaningless background regular kitchen sponge of the pre-timeskip, quietly blending into the narrative alongside other enigmatic figures like Bosko and the ever-mysterious Purple Guy. At first glance, he appeared to be little more than a footnote, a forgotten bootleg in a sprawling Omniverse. However, as the Great Crossover Divide unfolds, layers of his character are peeled back, revealing a staggering revelation: that GangstaBob is an ancient eldritch demon made as a response to FreakyBob's own existence and that he had been operating from behind the curtains with a century-long agenda to dispose FreakyBob by getting rid of GoodBob first.

His primary objective? To sap everything out of SpongeBob's world by imposing archonic rule as long as he is in charge of bringing "Scorched Earth". He enjoys causing pain to others and is borderline psychopath. He might be diagnosed with Anti-Social Personality Disorder but unlike Daffy who is just contrarian, he wants to destroy and obliterate everything in his path. He needed to fool someone to bring his disorder, and he needed to make sure that someone foolish enough would be torn down. Once he seized Passionate, Italy and Bikini Bottom was never going to be the same.

Eventually, in a dramatic turning point, SpongeCock removes his signature cock, symbolizing the shedding of his false identity—and stages a coop on what he describes as NORMies, effectively vanishing the old order of his targets from the public eye. From there, his force or he himself using one of many evil counterparts of heroes personas, eventually collaborating with Felix the Cat (now known as Нет), another master of deception, to infiltrate a sacred vault and secure one of the ancient guarded relics. This relic doesn’t just amplify his power, it awakens his true potential, a reawakening of the Vermillion Gene, he sends his armies to evolve without choice. This divorces his and others agency from progress, challenging the Enlightenment ideal that evolution is guided by rational self-improvement as he seeks an infinite deterritorialization, where he becomes pure potential, not a fixed being. Over time he uses this newfound power to reach absolute self-negation, the ability to become everything and cease being something specific. GangstaBob believes he is free, but he is enslaved by his own desire where the unconscious desires always win. Even a man who believes he controls everything is still driven by repressed needs.

When approached by the Neo-Satanists ran by Thanos and Xehanort with an offer to join their coalition in the looming cosmic conflict, GangstaBob refuses. Not out of loyalty to the Light, but because he sees both factions as beneath him, and himself as the superior leader of darkness. In a defining act of hubris, he chooses to serve only his own Ego, believing himself to superior to others with the Vermillion gene. Being jealous of FreakyBob and how no matter how many times he is close to getting rid of him, he will always bounce back being as he describes "too dumb to lose."

However he would bounce back and eventually reorganize the deal with Thanos and Xehanort as a true deal maker partaking in "the Art of the Deal." Bound by Vermillion blood, and Vermillion violence, GangstaBob turns his gaze to what lies behind his rivalry with FreakyBob, that being the Lucid Dream of the reality, a metaphysical space said to shape whose chosen to see the Numogram. His goal: to wrest control of the Numogram's dream and bend it to his will, believing that within it lies the key to not just omnipotence, but to take FreakyBob away from the narrative. To him, figuring out how to use his true superior, Luitrich, and his plans to control the lucid dream with his Dark Wafia allies is key to satisfying his ego, and in doing so, he would no longer just be a part of the story, he would be the one to throw his rivals out.

The Great Crossover Divide

Slowly GangstaBob would peice together knowledge that would allow himself to go from being the unheard voice of the world to being another version of FreakyBob that existed in the multiverse in the form of a flander and would rename himself GangstaBob, however, he would not be identified as a flander until the year 2007 of early October and made into a public enemy in the 2010s and 2020s, long after he fully got revenge on the NPC clone who replaced both him and FreakyBob as he would become both an enemy of the Good Society and the freakers. He always seeks to be better than FreakyBob calling himself as the Masterbatior.

Under his current reincarnation into the physical, he would later shift from troublemaker to law abiding citizen who needs others to carry out his crimes. With his Red Skin removed he now needsed to pt on a friendly mask for the public if he was going to steal SpongeBob's life. He did this by simply redirecting his crimes onto others. The gangsta streets of New Kelp City are overseen by Gordon Ramsay, one of the dead fragments of Pineapple's original army who appeared out of nowhere to assume gatekeep civilization for Mr. Beast's World. Gordon Ramsay holds a high position along with Chef Boyardee as NPCs looking for gangsta criminals. After the defeat of Ansem and Xemnas following the Kratos attack on the Sky Gods, GangstaBob while hiding would reveal his true colors and slowly become one of the many major antagonists of the Great Crossover Divide and Omniverse Saga. During the same events leading to Xehanort's fight against Odin, he would begin playing a pivotal yet understated role as personal vengeful driven antagonist.

Starting off as a comic relief counterpart of SpongeBob during the rise of the Dot Com Bubble, he hides his violent and vile exterior by using his henchmen who prey on the innocence allowing him to hide as SpongeCock, playing the role of a regular SpongeBob counterpart who smokes weed down the streets, deep down he is a violent and bloodthristy conqueror that used to be Red SpongeBob in the destruction of the old universe and the creation of the Proto Realm where the big bang occured. GangstaBob would organize a 100 year plan to infiltrate Bikini Bottom with his gangs and become allies with the Pigmask Army and Thanos.

Though GangstaBob initially served under Thanos in the pursuit of the relics that he needed, he soon betrayed that trust, concealing his true intentions and attempting to claim one of the relics for himself. This treachery provoked Thanos, who threatened retaliation but refrained from open war, as both he and Toffee recognized the value of GangstaBob’s army as expendable pawns in securing the remaining relics, and sought to avoid a conflict that would dangerously drain the forces of Chaos after they received massive hits from the last war.

GangstaBob before the timeskip relied on his partner who looked like Luigi as his most trustwrothy pawn to cover all of his tracks as GangstaBob and his parallel universe counterpart allies as a set of womanizing, psychopaths that seeks to live the life of a villain and takes things a step further as a Dark God to oppose FreakyBob. GangstaBob's Dark Wafia take villiany seriously. Each member is nothing more than a disposable pawns that help out to do his busy work and can care less about their leader. GangstaBob's family completely hates him, and he can send his minions to kill his family members as hostages.

The Wahl Barber during this attack would try to invade Thanos and Toffee's armies without permission from the other commanders causing him to get his arm cut off that would lead to GangstaBob doing a full on reboot for his army, which would lead to him trying to revive his old Abyss era regime that came as a result of being birthed in the Abyss near the Proto Realm, to bring himself closer to Luitrich. Following the defeat of his temporary century year army, he would create a new army closer to darkness creating an evil demonic version of the essence that was being channeled by the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! which he himself planted the seeds to creating in hopes to later refine it and rip them off. Black Yoshi had already betrayed the Wafia 100 years ago, but now he needed to plan on making sure that the identity of the League of Gangstas he helped work so hard to build won't get overshadowed by a bunch of "clowns." His Dark Wafia would then get a make over as a sleek, ideological counterforce, threatening to consume the fractured multiverse under the banner of a new, godlike singularity of darkness. He is also behind the account, Tempel ov Bob, which his Gangsta cronies were tasked in creating. Now with an ideological counterweight to FreakyBob, he can paint them as losers as he views the society as the last man. Versions of FreakyBob who claim to serve GangstaBob are referred to as Sinisters. The Sinisters are the members who do the shootings for him as he campaigns against degenerate Freakyism and NORMie NPC light. Like Nietzsche’s Übermensch, GangstaBob wants to redefine values and become a god beyond gods with his cult Temple ov Bob.

Likes

• Relaxing
• Weed
• Vodka
• Gory the Snail
• Poppin' young squids
• Frying air

Dislikes

• Gangstarick (sometimes)

Biography

Backstory

GangstaBob was born in Compton in an unknown year. He was constantly bullied in 3^rd grade. To counter this, he dropped out and went to "School Shooter School". When his grades began to slip, he again dropped out and started to attend "Gangsta School", thus becoming MTV's number two racist. Since he never paid tuition and only sat in on the classes, he is not truly certified although the teachers were pretty dope and still graded his tests despite knowing he wasn't actually on the roster.

1920s

GangstaBob with GangstaRick and the Wahl Barber smuggling booze in the 1920s.

Even as a child in the quiet districts of Compton, California, GangstaBob grew up to develop an unusual habit: School Shootings! and GUNS!!! The bitter drink of immortality, introduced by a passing Starbucks merchant, seemed to sharpen his marksmanship, allowing him to notice subtle patterns and fleeting reacting DUCKS quacking back at those around him. While other children played, GangstaBob would sit in shadowed corners, sipping slowly, enjoying a nice cold beverage, cataloguing behaviors and quietly experimenting with perception as he aimed to be a shooter. The ritual became more than a habit—it was a tool, a lens through which he could observe and shape the world without revealing the full depth of his intellect. It was during these quiet moments that GangstaBob began cultivating a new source of criminal activity that would later become his default to making money, illegal operations. The success of these illegal operations allowed him to suppress impulses and organize his thoughts with surgical precision, letting this alternate persona emerge naturally as he would simply be the same as SpongeBob but Gangsta. He practiced switching between his natural curiosity and the Gestalt gene’s measured disorder, training a mind that could remain untouchable while navigating the city streets. Even then, no one saw it, and no one could; in those shadowed corners, GangstaBob’s operation began its deliberate rise, laying the foundation for his next set of schemes to battle control for the Wafia with Black Yoshi being turned into one of his pawns. GangstaBob would team up with GangstaRick and the Wahl Barber constantly smuggling booze.

The Unknown Origins of the Shooter School

After reaching adulthood, he would become one of the first to receive and test the immortal elixir. GangstaBob appeared in the Circle K as though he had always belonged there, a calm presence whose composure seemed almost unnatural. Few noticed the faint glimmer of curiosity in his eyes, the way he observed everything and everyone as if testing their limits. Those around him admired his diligence, his courtesy, and his seemingly effortless skill, never suspecting how many people can die in a Shooter School. Even in the quietest corners of the ghetto, whispers of a gifted "Sinister" had spread, yet no one truly knew the circumstances of his birth or the life that had led him to the Circle K.

The Mass Shooter Trilogy

During this period, GangstaBob and his crimes spree remained largely in the shadows, moving with meticulous subtlety. Unlike later stages of his life, there were few recorded interactions or direct confrontations, making this era one of mystery and quiet plotting. While he appeared almost invisible to the public eye, his mind was anything but idle. It is known that during these decades, GangstaBob began orchestrating long-term crime sprees against specific targets, most notably the NPCs and Talking Ben. His strategies were indirect, relying on manipulation, misdirection, and carefully placed contingencies rather than overt attacks. Friends and acquaintances noted his unusual obsession with influence and control, but few suspected the full scale of his ammo. These were three isolated incidents where he would resurface, future historians called this the Mass Shooter Trilogy where GangstaBob stars in three films to plot his revenge on Talking Ben, the silent dog protagonist. GangstaBob is seen in a few screenshots petting his pet lemur rubbing it at least 5 times per camera shot. He then earned the nickname the GodFreaker.

Though concrete details are scarce, some historians of the noir era suggest that GangstaBob’s actions during this time laid the groundwork for later conflicts, hinting at a growing mastery over ejaculation and strategic foresight. Every plan towards Talking Ben and Daffy would fail, but he would succeed in killing many victims, tearing them apart from their families in a justified RAGE! He would also make deals with the Germans, and Adolf Hitler after he visited Fandom HQ, however he hates the Nazis and the Germans because their goals are separate from his, any deal with them is only for his goals and not there goals. The Anti-Mass Shooters would be labeled as enemies to the Hood of which he hides details of. He also helped organize the Feast of Freaky, making sure that his former student, Buck Cluck to become horrified by what he had witnessed, and his mind on the verge of snapping. Buck Cluck would bleed his beak to death and would cry on hours ending.

Neo Scary Godmother arc

While going to da hood, he met Giorno Giovanna at his local Circle K getting a Polar Pop. Giorno offered him a drink of his own and then asked if he wanted to join his gang. GangstaBob accepted and acquired his stand known as Gangsta's Paradise

Blank Points

After the death of Giorno, GangstaBob decided to unite his gang and a bunch of other very slightly friendly gangs and merge them together to create the League of Gangstas and since Giorno was dead, he was appointed leader.

Part X2

Freaky arc

TBA

Trivia

• He is in no way biologically related to GoodBob.
• Similar to how 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob is actually Wario, GangstaBob is a demon imposter. However he has his own minions to fight Freaktures known as Cryptids who are made the exact way as Professor Poopypants' SCPs but with the forces of darkness backing him instead of the SCP Foundation and light, CloonBob who was formerly George Clooney before the timeskip is one of the many cryptids used to fight the Good Society and Wario.
• GangstaBob and Professor Poopypants both have to brainwash and force others to become SCPs and Cryptids, meanwhile Wario as FreakyBob simply spreads Freakycooties as an ideological virus against what he and Mort call normies.
• In order to get more profit since weed was not making him a lot of money, SpongeCock asked Professor Sedgewick to produce vodka for him to sell.
• SpongeCock's bathroom is usually hogged up by Fatrick since he shits a lot of the time because of the ice cream cake he devours.
• He never actually joined a gang before Giorno's.
• In 5th grade, he was bullied for his pants sagging so much that the other kids could see his diaper.
• He still sometimes wears diapers.
• He still can't read at the age of 39.
• He once bought a refurbished Nintendo Air Fryer.
• He is a huge supporter of the Ishvalan War.
• Loves helping the homeless stay homeless.
• He loves eating them as well.
• Has a crush on the Tooth Fairy.

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