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<blockquote>"Finally, a worthy | <blockquote>"Finally, a worthy opponent" - [[Your Mum!|Yo Momma]]</blockquote><blockquote>"Im scared" - Gluttony from FMA</blockquote> | ||
[[File:You-told-oguri-that-she-could-have-one-spoonful-of-ice-cream-v0-bbon8tinzhif1.webp|thumb|Oguri Cap]] | [[File:You-told-oguri-that-she-could-have-one-spoonful-of-ice-cream-v0-bbon8tinzhif1.webp|thumb|Oguri Cap]] | ||
Who is this biggest fatass of all, OGURI CAP!, Who eats the whole damn buffet in one go, OGURI CAP!, Had the biggest Taco Bell incident in the 21st Century, OGURI CAP! Seriously Oguri Cap, how the fuck did you lose 67% of your body mass in one day..... | Who is this biggest fatass of all, OGURI CAP!, Who eats the whole damn buffet in one go, OGURI CAP!, Had the biggest Taco Bell incident in the 21st Century, OGURI CAP! Seriously Oguri Cap, how the fuck did you lose 67% of your body mass in one day..... | ||
'''Oguri Cap''' is a Umamusume hailing from Kasamatsu, the birthplace of [[Vore]] where they sing the [[Vore National Anthem]] in one go. Anyways, Oguri Cap lowkey is a fucking juggernaut in racing but is the literal incarnation of Gluttony. Like she will eat anything and will not fucking stop yet the [[L.O.S.E.R.S.|L.O.S.E.R.S]] now have her as a Freaky version of Gluttony and sometimes a calvary division for the group. She is know for making Golden Corral bankrupt several times only to buy them out again and then eat their whole selection which is a rinse and repeat. She then went to plan [[Meggy thiccster|Meggy Thiccster]]'s death for no | '''Oguri Cap''' is a Umamusume hailing from Kasamatsu, the birthplace of [[Vore]] where they sing the [[Vore National Anthem]] in one go. Anyways, Oguri Cap lowkey is a fucking juggernaut in racing but is the literal incarnation of Gluttony. Like she will eat anything and will not fucking stop yet the [[L.O.S.E.R.S.|L.O.S.E.R.S]] now have her as a Freaky version of Gluttony and sometimes a calvary division for the group. She is know for making Golden Corral bankrupt several times only to buy them out again and then eat their whole selection which is a rinse and repeat. She then went to plan [[Meggy thiccster|Meggy Thiccster]]'s death for no particular reason but was stopped by [[Filia]] so the two had the biggest eating competition in Two Egg, Florida as Filia lost so badly but Meggy already ran away hours ago so Oguri was pissed and sad. | ||
She started as a racing beast and dominated all of her races in Kasamatsu before leaving to the Nationals where she also dominated every race until losing in the Tenno Sho to her rival and soon Best Friend, [[Tamamo Cross]] and then again by her in the Japan Cup but Tamamo didn't win, Obey Your Master did''(what a weird name to replace Pay The Butler).'' She later beated Tamamo Cross's ass so hard in the Arima Kinen that Tamamo retired because she was afraid''(which is false because Oguri loves spreading this lie but Oguri definitely beated Tamamo's ass in that race lmao)''. | She started as a racing beast and dominated all of her races in Kasamatsu before leaving to the Nationals where she also dominated every race until losing in the Tenno Sho to her rival and soon Best Friend, [[Tamamo Cross]] and then again by her in the Japan Cup but Tamamo didn't win, Obey Your Master did''(what a weird name to replace Pay The Butler).'' She later beated Tamamo Cross's ass so hard in the Arima Kinen that Tamamo retired because she was afraid''(which is false because Oguri loves spreading this lie but Oguri definitely beated Tamamo's ass in that race lmao)''. | ||
She later went in more races in the following year yadda yadda yadda like Inari One yadda yadda yadda and the won the other Arima Kinen and officially retired in peace back at Tracen where she can spend the rest of her days eating goyslop and becoming Super Creek's second victim to "Goo Goo Babies". [[Dan McNeely]] then kidnapped her after using information from Tamamo who was forced to give it out for Oguri Cap to be kidnapped, both of them became mind slaves for the [[NPC Alliance]] and then for the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] | She later went in more races in the following year yadda yadda yadda like Inari One yadda yadda yadda and the won the other Arima Kinen and officially retired in peace back at Tracen where she can spend the rest of her days eating goyslop and becoming Super Creek's second victim to "Goo Goo Babies". [[Dan McNeely]] then kidnapped her after using information from Tamamo who was forced to give it out for Oguri Cap to be kidnapped, both of them became mind slaves for the [[NPC Alliance]] and then for the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]]. | ||
She later got freed by [[Greed]] and then became apart of the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] however they made some measured on how Oguri can't eat all the food so they gace her money to but 40% of every Japanese Reasturant in the world and sometimes she would eat in one for days on end so finally she won't stop eating their food. Did i also mention that she has the highest metabolism the world has ever seen, even more than [[User:Barf Bag|Barf Bag]]. | |||
Revision as of 19:02, 9 February 2026
"Finally, a worthy opponent" - Yo Momma
"Im scared" - Gluttony from FMA
Who is this biggest fatass of all, OGURI CAP!, Who eats the whole damn buffet in one go, OGURI CAP!, Had the biggest Taco Bell incident in the 21st Century, OGURI CAP! Seriously Oguri Cap, how the fuck did you lose 67% of your body mass in one day.....
Oguri Cap is a Umamusume hailing from Kasamatsu, the birthplace of Vore where they sing the Vore National Anthem in one go. Anyways, Oguri Cap lowkey is a fucking juggernaut in racing but is the literal incarnation of Gluttony. Like she will eat anything and will not fucking stop yet the L.O.S.E.R.S now have her as a Freaky version of Gluttony and sometimes a calvary division for the group. She is know for making Golden Corral bankrupt several times only to buy them out again and then eat their whole selection which is a rinse and repeat. She then went to plan Meggy Thiccster's death for no particular reason but was stopped by Filia so the two had the biggest eating competition in Two Egg, Florida as Filia lost so badly but Meggy already ran away hours ago so Oguri was pissed and sad.
She started as a racing beast and dominated all of her races in Kasamatsu before leaving to the Nationals where she also dominated every race until losing in the Tenno Sho to her rival and soon Best Friend, Tamamo Cross and then again by her in the Japan Cup but Tamamo didn't win, Obey Your Master did(what a weird name to replace Pay The Butler). She later beated Tamamo Cross's ass so hard in the Arima Kinen that Tamamo retired because she was afraid(which is false because Oguri loves spreading this lie but Oguri definitely beated Tamamo's ass in that race lmao).
She later went in more races in the following year yadda yadda yadda like Inari One yadda yadda yadda and the won the other Arima Kinen and officially retired in peace back at Tracen where she can spend the rest of her days eating goyslop and becoming Super Creek's second victim to "Goo Goo Babies". Dan McNeely then kidnapped her after using information from Tamamo who was forced to give it out for Oguri Cap to be kidnapped, both of them became mind slaves for the NPC Alliance and then for the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society.
She later got freed by Greed and then became apart of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society however they made some measured on how Oguri can't eat all the food so they gace her money to but 40% of every Japanese Reasturant in the world and sometimes she would eat in one for days on end so finally she won't stop eating their food. Did i also mention that she has the highest metabolism the world has ever seen, even more than Barf Bag.