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<blockquote>"its time to have some fun.... with | <blockquote>"its time to have some fun.... with '''Uncle Samsonite!'''</blockquote> | ||
[[File:Samsonite.jpg|thumb|An image of uncle samsonite, dismissed as a hoax by foundation agents]] | [[File:Samsonite.jpg|thumb|An image of uncle samsonite, dismissed as a hoax by foundation agents]] | ||
''' | === '''Item No'':''''' ''SCP-666'' === | ||
=== '''Object Class:''' K''eter'' === | |||
'''Special Containment Procedures:''' | === '''Special Containment Procedures:''' === | ||
Reports of sightings of creatures similar to the cryptid "Uncle Samsonite" are to be monitored closely. In the event that a sighting is confirmed, all survivors and witnesses are to be administered with Class B amnestics and any and all traces of SCP-666 are to be destroyed. In the event that images of SCP-666 are posted on the internet they are to be dismissed as hoaxes. | |||
=== '''Description:''' === | |||
SCP-666 is a hostile sapient entity with class 4 reality bending powers. SCP-666 identifies itself by he name "'''Uncle Samsonite'''" and it most commonly takes the form of a morbidly obese humanoid with small ears wearing brown overalls, a cream colored shirt, and a blue cap. | |||
SCP-666 manifests exclusively at night in the vicinity of human beings who are sleeping in their bed. Although SCP-666 seems to largely prefer minors under the age of 12 years. During an SCP-666 event, SCP-666 will first appear from a dark space such as a closet, a door, or under a bed, SCP-666 will then proceed to dance provocatively in front of the target individual while seductively staring at them for an extended period of time before ██████ the victim's soul with him. | |||
SCP-666 seems to prefer the song "Pony" by american rapper: Ginuwine. The song can be heard coming from an unknown source throughout all recordings of SCP-666 events, SCP-666 can purportedly be summoned by playing the song at a loud volume at exactly 3:33 AM. | |||
SCP-666-1 is the designation for a pocket dimension controlled by SCP-666. It resembles a miniature space with multiple doors leading to the bedrooms of children all around the globe, presumably this is how SCP-666 gets to his victims without entering their home first. | |||
=== Notes: === | |||
* POI-C110P theorized that he and and POI-P00P ([[Milwaukee Gojo]]) are the only known users of the anomalous ability: Domain Expansion. | |||
[[File:Images - 2024-08-11T011134.250.jpg|thumb|artistic depiction of SCP-666]] | [[File:Images - 2024-08-11T011134.250.jpg|thumb|artistic depiction of SCP-666]] | ||
<youtube>https://youtu.be/q7iOauTsohU?si=3LVRD63m8noBRfeR</youtube> | |||
Latest revision as of 02:37, 18 August 2024
"its time to have some fun.... with Uncle Samsonite!
Item No: SCP-666
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Reports of sightings of creatures similar to the cryptid "Uncle Samsonite" are to be monitored closely. In the event that a sighting is confirmed, all survivors and witnesses are to be administered with Class B amnestics and any and all traces of SCP-666 are to be destroyed. In the event that images of SCP-666 are posted on the internet they are to be dismissed as hoaxes.
Description:
SCP-666 is a hostile sapient entity with class 4 reality bending powers. SCP-666 identifies itself by he name "Uncle Samsonite" and it most commonly takes the form of a morbidly obese humanoid with small ears wearing brown overalls, a cream colored shirt, and a blue cap.
SCP-666 manifests exclusively at night in the vicinity of human beings who are sleeping in their bed. Although SCP-666 seems to largely prefer minors under the age of 12 years. During an SCP-666 event, SCP-666 will first appear from a dark space such as a closet, a door, or under a bed, SCP-666 will then proceed to dance provocatively in front of the target individual while seductively staring at them for an extended period of time before ██████ the victim's soul with him.
SCP-666 seems to prefer the song "Pony" by american rapper: Ginuwine. The song can be heard coming from an unknown source throughout all recordings of SCP-666 events, SCP-666 can purportedly be summoned by playing the song at a loud volume at exactly 3:33 AM.
SCP-666-1 is the designation for a pocket dimension controlled by SCP-666. It resembles a miniature space with multiple doors leading to the bedrooms of children all around the globe, presumably this is how SCP-666 gets to his victims without entering their home first.
Notes:
- POI-C110P theorized that he and and POI-P00P (Milwaukee Gojo) are the only known users of the anomalous ability: Domain Expansion.
