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==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO== | |||
[[File:Bingbingwahoo.jpg|thumb|'''He also makes bing bing wahoo noises in bed''']] | |||
<blockquote>IT'S A ME! MARIO!</blockquote><blockquote>Bing bing wahoo yahoo *grunt* *fart* *screaming* yahoo wahoo boing bling bing</blockquote> | |||
[[File:Mar.jpg|alt=Mario|thumb|Perchance, the stomper of turtys]] | |||
{{Character Box 1 | {{Character Box 1 | ||
|Box title = mario | |Box title = mario | ||
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|aliases = chris pratt | |aliases = chris pratt | ||
|species = italian | |species = italian | ||
|gender = | |gender = bing bing wahoo | ||
|born = 1985 | |born = 1985 | ||
|family = | |family = weegee | ||
|home = | |home = Aunt whose name was enis | ||
|affiliation = church of the flying spaghetti monster | |affiliation = church of the flying spaghetti monster | ||
|nationality = italian | |nationality = italian | ||
|job = hobo | |job = hobo | ||
|criminality = public nudity | |criminality = public nudity<br> | ||
destroying people's houses<br> | |||
creating earthquakes with his fat<br> | |||
turtle genocide | |||
|rank = italian | |rank = italian | ||
|appears = the spaghetti incident | |appears = the spaghetti incident | ||
|role = italian | |role = italian | ||
|actor = chris pratt | |actor = chris pratt | ||
|onlyfans = mario spaghetti sex | |onlyfans = mario spaghetti sex (20 dollars more for moustache twitching) | ||
|status = italian | |status = italian | ||
}} | }} | ||
[[ | Squeegie hornio, also known as super mario or the bing bing wahoo man, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr,]] and [[Gamera]] | ||
He is not to be confused with [[Marvin|Paper Mario]], [[Gario]], or even [[Marlo]]. | |||
He is actually [[Sonic|Sondick the Seckshog]] | |||
He maybe be be be smg4 mario. | |||
He stomped on [[Goombella]] before. | |||
He stomped on [[Vivian]]'s dick before. | |||
He | He stole all of Paper Mario's bitches, making him the better Mario that never got cucked by [[DogsEatingDogs6|DED6]]. | ||
he really likes spaghetti. | |||
he | [[Angela Anaconda]] thinks he's Benito Mussolini however that's not the case. | ||
==Historio == | ==Historio== | ||
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985 | super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985 | ||
he turns | he gets a crappy reskin for an American audience in 1988 | ||
he turns epic in 1991 | |||
and the rest is history | |||
he | he is the og afterall | ||
He made the Pinta Island tortoise extinct from overhunting and forcing them to compete against a stronger invasive species | |||
[[File:Never.jpg|thumb| | [[File:Never.jpg|thumb|mario got a boner GEEEEG]] | ||
[[File:Wahahahahoooooey.mp4|thumb|mario after enis smashed his penis]] | |||
[[File:Mario_and_Luigi_Vs_Bendy_and_Pennywise.mp4|frameless|center|550px]] | |||
[[Category:Lawfully cucked]] | |||
[[Category:Plain nuts!]] | |||
[[Category:Colon Spelunkers]] | |||
[[Category:Killers]] | |||
[[Category:Skibidi Communists]] | |||
[[Category:Fat]] | |||
[[Category:Italians]] | |||
[[Category:M&M eaters]] | |||
[[Category:Crazy Bitches]] | |||
[[Category:Ecoterrorists]] | |||
[[Category:Main Characters]] | |||
Latest revision as of 18:02, 2 August 2026
DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO
IT'S A ME! MARIO!
Bing bing wahoo yahoo *grunt* *fart* *screaming* yahoo wahoo boing bling bing
| Mario | ||
|---|---|---|
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| caca | ||
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Alias(es) |
chris pratt | |
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Species |
italian | |
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Sex |
bing bing wahoo | |
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Date of Birth |
1985 | |
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Nationality |
italian | |
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Relative(s) |
weegee | |
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Residence |
Aunt whose name was enis | |
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Affiliation(s) |
church of the flying spaghetti monster | |
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Occupation(s) |
hobo | |
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Criminal Record |
public nudity | |
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Rank |
italian | |
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First Appearance |
the spaghetti incident | |
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Role |
italian | |
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Actor |
chris pratt | |
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Onlyfans |
mario spaghetti sex (20 dollars more for moustache twitching) | |
|
Status |
italian | |
Squeegie hornio, also known as super mario or the bing bing wahoo man, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as Bowser Jr, and Gamera
He is not to be confused with Paper Mario, Gario, or even Marlo.
He is actually Sondick the Seckshog
He maybe be be be smg4 mario.
He stomped on Goombella before.
He stomped on Vivian's dick before.
He stole all of Paper Mario's bitches, making him the better Mario that never got cucked by DED6.
he really likes spaghetti.
Angela Anaconda thinks he's Benito Mussolini however that's not the case.
Historio
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985
he gets a crappy reskin for an American audience in 1988
he turns epic in 1991
and the rest is history
he is the og afterall
He made the Pinta Island tortoise extinct from overhunting and forcing them to compete against a stronger invasive species
