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*The Inventor of Stupidity | |||
*The Patron of the Internet | |||
*Father Folly (by worshippers) | |||
*The Man Before the Man Ham Aslume | |||
*Jon Koalemos (human form name) | |||
*Father of Brainrot | |||
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}}<span style="background:linear-gradient(DarkSlateGray, Brown); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''Koalemos'''</span> (''Ancient Greek:'' κοάλεμος, ''Classical Latin:'' Coalemus) is a lesser known Greek god who is known to be the god of stupidity and the patron of idiots. | |||
== | ==Personalilty== | ||
Koalemos is known to be the pinnacle of foolishness and the most childish daemon amongst the entire daemon race. Despite having these negative traits, Koalemos also has a good sense of humor cause he said that hes the most funniest member. | |||
=== | ==Relationships== | ||
=== [[wikipedia:Aristophanes|Aristophanes]]: === | |||
A famous Greek playwright from the 446 BC, he is known to be the first human that Koalemos encountered when he wander around the city of Athens. He encountered him and said that "he is his biggest fan" and thanks Aristophnes. This [[wikipedia:The_Knights|play]] would later inspire his <s>cult</s> fan club<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koalemos#:~:text=In%20The%20Knights%2C%20a,text.%5B4%5D</ref>. | |||
===<span style="background:linear-gradient(MediumBlue, BlueViolet); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Nyx</span> (Mother Night)=== | |||
Nyx is known to be the goddess of night. She didn't care for her son, Koalemos, since she believed him to be too "useless." After Koalemos went to Detroit, she was shocked and found out that her son infected all of the people thanks to his influence. | |||
===<span style="background:radial-gradient(GreenYellow, BlueViolet); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Momus</span> (The God of Mockery,Spoof, and Parody)=== | |||
His brother, [[Jonkler|Momus]], had a strong brotherly bond growing up. Their brotherhood show how Him and Momus have wonderful shenanigans together around the world. | |||
===<span style="background:linear-gradient(grey 50%, black); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Eris</span> (Goddess of Chaos)=== | |||
Koalemos always supported Eris in founding [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism|freakism]], which made Eris very happy. | |||
===Various Olympians=== | |||
He is jealous of them for being too popular. He also hates [[wikipedia:Athena|Athena]] too! | |||
=== Tiktok=== | |||
His shrine of worship. | |||
== Powers and Abilities== | |||
*'''Misinformation''': With the power of illegitimate but true confidence. He can unintentionally trick people into believing his bullshit information that he made up on the spot. This power is enhanced thanks to deepfakes. | |||
*'''Dunning Kruger Effect''': Give n00bs cockiness after they're an expert with a study after learning the basics of a subject. Unaware that they're too inexperienced with it. | |||
*'''Creation:''' Aside from using his stupidity related magic, he can also create his offspring asexually by using his magic and Chatgpt (thanks! said to koalemos) | |||
*'''Shapeshifting:''' Koalemos can transform into any type of person he want no matter if he can be beautiful or | |||
== History== | |||
Since koalemos has little information, here is my take about his backstory and his contributions about his stupidity related shenanigans. | |||
(this story might "rip off" pink diamond's origin from Steven universe but i think not) | |||
===Early Life=== | |||
Long Long Time Ago before the Freaky Saga existed, The first primordial beings first emerged from chaos and one of those gods are Gaia, Erebus, Tartarus, Nyx, and Eros. Nyx is known to be the Goddess of The Night who is the unexacted number of children. One of her children were based on concepts such as Death (Thanatos), Sleep (Hypnos), Revenge (Nemesis), Dreams (Morpheus), Misery (Oizys), Chaos (Eris), Friendship (Philotes), Mockery (Momus), Deceit (Apate) , and youngest one, Foolishness (Koalemos himself) (<small>which was created by accident</small>). | |||
Although Koalemos was excited to be assigned his own duty, Nyx convinced Koalemos that his powers and duties as a Daemon/God was considered as the most "useless" at all time. In response, Koalemos got angry at his mother and left [[Primordial Space]] just to do his own duties as a Daemon. | |||
=== The Life in Detroit, the Rise of Follyism and Fall of Follyism (or the Koalemos Fan Club) === | |||
After leaving the primordial space, Koalemos landed in Detroit and was unfamiliar with what this place was even about or what are the life forms Detroit has. While Koalemos was wandering around the city, he went to the "arena" and watched "the fight," not knowing that this place was actually a comedy theater by Aristophanes. While watching the comedy theater, Koalemos finds the play "boring" because it doesn't have any fight wanted to leave until a random bystander told the daemon to stay, wait patiently, and watch the play until it was done. After watching it, Koalemos finds the play really funny, and it's the first play that Koalemos watched before modern entertainment existed. The next day, Koalemos was bored and realized that this play mentions "Koalemos". When he found out about his mention for the first time, he had a wonderful idea about creating his own <s>cult</s> club dedicated to foolishness and his teachings. Thus, the Koalemos fan club is born. The next day, the group starts getting more members and spreads their teachings around Greece. Later, Greek officials noted that the group was peculiar and often called a "bad role model for the public," despite their beliefs being rooted in their philosophy of foolishness. This fan club later peaked in the medieval era and spread across European countries; this era would be known as the golden age of Follyism. | |||
After the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death Black Death], the [[Renaissance Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Renaissance|Renaissance]] starts, and many people to discriminate against those who joined Follyism because this group encourages people to be stupid and have no common sense. While the guards try to investigate who caused the creation of Follyism, Koalemos tries to hide and disguise himself as a bystander so that the authorities cannot find him | |||
===His Return=== | |||
TBA | TBA | ||
=== | ==List Contributions/Influences that Koalemos Did== | ||
=== The Koalemos Fan Club ([[Follynism]])=== | |||
This Group is known to promote the teachings and influences from Koalemos by spreading folly and stupidity around the world. His loyal disciples from this group are [[Lord Stupid IV]], [[Enrique]], [[Beavis]], and [[Butt-Head]]. | |||
===Inventing Modern Politics=== | |||
This is known to be Koalemos's greatest contribution. He helped various politicians to give the worst decisions and plans on earth such as making new laws, giving them false promises to the people | |||
===Creating his own DC Universe (Earth-1234567)=== | |||
When koalemos was bored, he had an idea about making a universe for DC. So he decided to "create" his own universe by infecting every single person from the r/batmanarkham turning the serious subreddit into a unserious madhouse. | |||
Now,this universe is called Man Ham Aslume. | |||
===Also Invented Slime Ranting=== | |||
After arriving to tiktok, Koalemos proposed a new type of commentary style called [https://www.tiktok.com/tag/slimerant?lang=en Slime Rants] to the weird kids and silly gubby kids who wanted to become famous. | |||
=== Created The Italian Brain Rot Creatures as his lesser spawn=== | |||
For the longest time, he wanted to make spawn of his image, but was too stupid to create his own form of life, but thanks to humanity's advancement of computers now being able to completely generating ideas and full images through simple word prompts. This gave him the power for the computer to create ideas for him, render them for him, and give them life to make his dream creatures come true. These creatures later become known as pure Freakatures later in the Fanboy and Chum Chum series. [[Pinja Norn]] and [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur]] are one such result. | |||
== Quotes == | |||
<blockquote>"You can still call me an idiot, but i am tired of being called the most useless god. If you dont know what i hate being called like that, I AM NOT THAT USELESS! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I. DONT EXIST?!"</blockquote> | |||
==Koalemos in Various Media:== | |||
===In Neo Blood Debt:=== | |||
Koalemos first appeared in episode 21 in human form. While Fanboy and Chum Chum was curious about the lore behind [[Pinja Norn|Pinja]] and other freatures, he tells the story about how Pinja Norn (<small>his son</small>) was created | |||
== | ==Where is he now?== | ||
Competing against [[Lord Stupid IV|Lord Stupid]] and [[Enrique]] for the title of the most stupid being in history. | |||
* | ==Trivia== | ||
*He loves [[Pinion Morn]] for inventing the Minions. | |||
*His offspring are [[Pinja Norn]], [https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Man_(Man:_Ham_Aslume) Man], [[Cobson]], and The Minions | |||
*He hates math and claimed that [[wikipedia:Euclid|Euclid]] and [[wikipedia:Archimedes|Archimedes]] are bastards. | |||
*It is unknown if [[Xrisoner Pex]] Is a son of his along with every other sennis tex and sigeon pex's | |||
*When Koalemos went to [[Detroit]], he gained a human alter-ego called "Jon Koalemos" | |||
*Koalemos also appears in [[Persona PP]]<nowiki/> as a persona summon. | |||
*Without Koalemos, one of two best contributions he made (such as Italian Brainrot and [https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/ Man Ham Aslume]) would never exist. | |||
*Koalemos has a pet chicken and the name of the pet is "Cock" (not joking). | |||
*Koalemos doesnt know the concept of sex and pornography cause hes stupid | |||
*One of his various one-off miscellaneous themes: [[File:Dunce Cap.mp3|frameless|240x240px]] | |||
*Aside from inventing brainrot, he also invented toilet/potty humor. | |||
==Gallery:== | |||
<gallery widths="200" heights="200"> | |||
File:Allegory of folly.jpg|alt=Koalemos with Cock (the chicken)|This is the most well-known photo of koalemos created by [[wikipedia:Quentin_Matsys|Quentin Matsys]]. | |||
File:The Kings. Fool.jpg|Koalemos in the medieval era (by Unknown Artist) | |||
</gallery> | |||
== | == References: == | ||
[[Category:Idiots]] | |||
[[Category:Stupid]] | |||
[[Category:Gods]] | |||
[[Category:Stupid characters]] | |||
[[Category:Stupid fucking pissheads]] | |||
Latest revision as of 17:17, 11 September 2026
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Real Name |
Koalemos | |
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Alias(es) |
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Species |
Daemon, God | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Age |
300,000+ (he's immortal) | |
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Nationality |
Greek | |
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Ethnicity |
Greek | |
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Alignment |
Netural | |
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Complexion |
White | |
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Relative(s) |
Nyx (possible mother), Unknown (Father) | |
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Occupation(s) |
Daemon | |
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Powers and Abilities |
Stupidity Magic, Having God-like Powers, Foolish Influence, | |
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Affiliation |
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Koalemos (Ancient Greek: κοάλεμος, Classical Latin: Coalemus) is a lesser known Greek god who is known to be the god of stupidity and the patron of idiots.
Personalilty
Koalemos is known to be the pinnacle of foolishness and the most childish daemon amongst the entire daemon race. Despite having these negative traits, Koalemos also has a good sense of humor cause he said that hes the most funniest member.
Relationships
Aristophanes:
A famous Greek playwright from the 446 BC, he is known to be the first human that Koalemos encountered when he wander around the city of Athens. He encountered him and said that "he is his biggest fan" and thanks Aristophnes. This play would later inspire his cult fan club[1].
Nyx (Mother Night)
Nyx is known to be the goddess of night. She didn't care for her son, Koalemos, since she believed him to be too "useless." After Koalemos went to Detroit, she was shocked and found out that her son infected all of the people thanks to his influence.
Momus (The God of Mockery,Spoof, and Parody)
His brother, Momus, had a strong brotherly bond growing up. Their brotherhood show how Him and Momus have wonderful shenanigans together around the world.
Eris (Goddess of Chaos)
Koalemos always supported Eris in founding freakism, which made Eris very happy.
Various Olympians
He is jealous of them for being too popular. He also hates Athena too!
Tiktok
His shrine of worship.
Powers and Abilities
- Misinformation: With the power of illegitimate but true confidence. He can unintentionally trick people into believing his bullshit information that he made up on the spot. This power is enhanced thanks to deepfakes.
- Dunning Kruger Effect: Give n00bs cockiness after they're an expert with a study after learning the basics of a subject. Unaware that they're too inexperienced with it.
- Creation: Aside from using his stupidity related magic, he can also create his offspring asexually by using his magic and Chatgpt (thanks! said to koalemos)
- Shapeshifting: Koalemos can transform into any type of person he want no matter if he can be beautiful or
History
Since koalemos has little information, here is my take about his backstory and his contributions about his stupidity related shenanigans.
(this story might "rip off" pink diamond's origin from Steven universe but i think not)
Early Life
Long Long Time Ago before the Freaky Saga existed, The first primordial beings first emerged from chaos and one of those gods are Gaia, Erebus, Tartarus, Nyx, and Eros. Nyx is known to be the Goddess of The Night who is the unexacted number of children. One of her children were based on concepts such as Death (Thanatos), Sleep (Hypnos), Revenge (Nemesis), Dreams (Morpheus), Misery (Oizys), Chaos (Eris), Friendship (Philotes), Mockery (Momus), Deceit (Apate) , and youngest one, Foolishness (Koalemos himself) (which was created by accident).
Although Koalemos was excited to be assigned his own duty, Nyx convinced Koalemos that his powers and duties as a Daemon/God was considered as the most "useless" at all time. In response, Koalemos got angry at his mother and left Primordial Space just to do his own duties as a Daemon.
The Life in Detroit, the Rise of Follyism and Fall of Follyism (or the Koalemos Fan Club)
After leaving the primordial space, Koalemos landed in Detroit and was unfamiliar with what this place was even about or what are the life forms Detroit has. While Koalemos was wandering around the city, he went to the "arena" and watched "the fight," not knowing that this place was actually a comedy theater by Aristophanes. While watching the comedy theater, Koalemos finds the play "boring" because it doesn't have any fight wanted to leave until a random bystander told the daemon to stay, wait patiently, and watch the play until it was done. After watching it, Koalemos finds the play really funny, and it's the first play that Koalemos watched before modern entertainment existed. The next day, Koalemos was bored and realized that this play mentions "Koalemos". When he found out about his mention for the first time, he had a wonderful idea about creating his own cult club dedicated to foolishness and his teachings. Thus, the Koalemos fan club is born. The next day, the group starts getting more members and spreads their teachings around Greece. Later, Greek officials noted that the group was peculiar and often called a "bad role model for the public," despite their beliefs being rooted in their philosophy of foolishness. This fan club later peaked in the medieval era and spread across European countries; this era would be known as the golden age of Follyism.
After the Black Death, the Renaissance starts, and many people to discriminate against those who joined Follyism because this group encourages people to be stupid and have no common sense. While the guards try to investigate who caused the creation of Follyism, Koalemos tries to hide and disguise himself as a bystander so that the authorities cannot find him
His Return
TBA
List Contributions/Influences that Koalemos Did
The Koalemos Fan Club (Follynism)
This Group is known to promote the teachings and influences from Koalemos by spreading folly and stupidity around the world. His loyal disciples from this group are Lord Stupid IV, Enrique!, Beavis, and Butt-Head.
Inventing Modern Politics
This is known to be Koalemos's greatest contribution. He helped various politicians to give the worst decisions and plans on earth such as making new laws, giving them false promises to the people
Creating his own DC Universe (Earth-1234567)
When koalemos was bored, he had an idea about making a universe for DC. So he decided to "create" his own universe by infecting every single person from the r/batmanarkham turning the serious subreddit into a unserious madhouse.
Now,this universe is called Man Ham Aslume.
Also Invented Slime Ranting
After arriving to tiktok, Koalemos proposed a new type of commentary style called Slime Rants to the weird kids and silly gubby kids who wanted to become famous.
Created The Italian Brain Rot Creatures as his lesser spawn
For the longest time, he wanted to make spawn of his image, but was too stupid to create his own form of life, but thanks to humanity's advancement of computers now being able to completely generating ideas and full images through simple word prompts. This gave him the power for the computer to create ideas for him, render them for him, and give them life to make his dream creatures come true. These creatures later become known as pure Freakatures later in the Fanboy and Chum Chum series. Pinja Norn and Tung Tung Tung Sahur are one such result.
Quotes
"You can still call me an idiot, but i am tired of being called the most useless god. If you dont know what i hate being called like that, I AM NOT THAT USELESS! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I. DONT EXIST?!"
Koalemos in Various Media:
In Neo Blood Debt:
Koalemos first appeared in episode 21 in human form. While Fanboy and Chum Chum was curious about the lore behind Pinja and other freatures, he tells the story about how Pinja Norn (his son) was created
Where is he now?
Competing against Lord Stupid and Enrique! for the title of the most stupid being in history.
Trivia
- He loves Pinion Morn for inventing the Minions.
- His offspring are Pinja Norn, Man, Cobson, and The Minions
- He hates math and claimed that Euclid and Archimedes are bastards.
- It is unknown if Xrisoner Pex Is a son of his along with every other sennis tex and sigeon pex's
- When Koalemos went to Detroit, he gained a human alter-ego called "Jon Koalemos"
- Koalemos also appears in Persona PP as a persona summon.
- Without Koalemos, one of two best contributions he made (such as Italian Brainrot and Man Ham Aslume) would never exist.
- Koalemos has a pet chicken and the name of the pet is "Cock" (not joking).
- Koalemos doesnt know the concept of sex and pornography cause hes stupid
- One of his various one-off miscellaneous themes:
- Aside from inventing brainrot, he also invented toilet/potty humor.
Gallery:
This is the most well-known photo of koalemos created by Quentin Matsys.
Koalemos in the medieval era (by Unknown Artist)
