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{{Quote|Comrades attention I Viadimir Koltsov have an announcment the so called new norm fanon wiki... It is the worse wiki I have ever seen, Nonanerd, Jack, They never update it the only one writing there is their poor little workhorse and they treat him like a serf meanwhile the pages collect dust like rotten cabbage.. Look at this trash!|Viadimir's Opinion On the New Normies|5=240px}}
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{{Quote|Pizza hut and Pepsi were filthy Kapitalist inventions made to destroy the happy Kommunist Land GRR I HATE GORBACHEV FOR BETRAYING US!!! DAMN!!! YOU GORBACHEV!!!!|Viadimir Koltsov|5=240px}}
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* Throwing Rocks At Pizza Hut Windows
* Throwing Rocks At Pizza Hut Windows
* Glazing his Idol Joseph Stalin
* Glazing his Idol Joseph Stalin
* Beating his 3 kids
* Beating his 2 kids
* Beating Wife Again
* Beating Wife Again
|Politics=<center>Kummunism
|Politics=<center>Kummunism
|Wife=<center>Natasha Koltsova
|Wife=<center>Natasha Koltsova
|Martial Status=<center>Yes Sadly
|Martial Status=<center>Yes Sadly
|Father=<center>Sergei Koltsov
|Mother=<center>Unnamed Mother (†)
|Love Interest=<center>Joseph Stalin
|Love Interest=<center>Joseph Stalin
|Affiliations=<center>[[Turkish Shadow Government]] <br> [[Neo Freaky Susiety]] <br> Kommunism <br> [[Hiei]]
|Affiliations=<center>[[Turkish Shadow Government]] <br> [[Neo Freaky Susiety]] <br> Kommunism <br> [[Hiei]] <br> [[Anti-Grey Humanoids Army]]
|Award=<center>Most Freaky Kommunist Award
|Award=<center>Most Freaky Kommunist Award
|Pronouns=<center>He/Him
|Pronouns=<center>He/Him
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* Throws a childish Tantrum if anything communist is taken from him
* Throws a childish Tantrum if anything communist is taken from him
|Emblem=<center>☭
|Emblem=<center>☭
|Son=<center>Igor Koltsov
|Daughter=<center>Tomila Koltsova
|Complexion=<center>{{Colorbox|#e5d577|White but due to Roblox he's yellow|Black}}
|Complexion=<center>{{Colorbox|#e5d577|White but due to Roblox he's yellow|Black}}
|Hair Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#716553|Light Brown?|White}}
|Hair Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#716553|Light Brown?|White}}
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|Signature=<center><div style="background: #DB261D;">Владимир Кольцов
|Signature=<center><div style="background: #DB261D;">Владимир Кольцов
|Status=<center><span class="spoilerblur"><div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" data-expandtext="Show" data-collapsetext="Hide">'''<span style="-webkit-text-stroke:1px black;">Alive</span>'''</div></span>}}
|Status=<center><span class="spoilerblur"><div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" data-expandtext="Show" data-collapsetext="Hide">'''<span style="-webkit-text-stroke:1px black;">Alive</span>'''</div></span>}}
'''Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов)''', also known by his other zased name '''Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov''', is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the Villains Fanon Wiki. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.


Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, His 2 Kids, [[Hiei]] (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at [[Agnes Tachyon]] before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT Hidan. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.


It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from


He is very Fucking epic and sexy and cool and despite being a believer of the normie Kommunist, He is so fucking BADASS!!! its to the point where prissy white girls on the internets simp over him and also make oc's to yumeship with him. I had an EPIC orgasm when he activated his totally Real, not fake Domain Expansion or as he likes to call it '''Kommunist Expansion''', '''Iron Curtain of the United Proletariat''' and its very fucking epic since his has more versatility than [[Randrei Aleksandr]]'s and actually fits his character.


Originally introduced in the Series as an Kommunist Agricultural Scientist turned Mass Shooter and later a Ultranationalists Idol. Koltsov is a deeply troubled and angered person in the series despite taking role of leadership which mainly stems from the fear that all the sacrifices he made throughout his life won't accomplish anything, which would later become the reason why he joined the Turkish Shadow Government he needed to make sure that the pain and suffering he had to endure and the communist beliefs of him and other people wouldn't be in vain in the history of the Noobic union


'''Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов)''', also known by his other zased name '''Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov''', is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the Villains Fanon Wiki. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.
He is kinda apart of [[Hiei]]'s inner circle but not really its more like Viadimir is a nuisance/business partner who shows up from time to time.


Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, [[Hiei]] (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at [[Agnes Tachyon]] before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT Hidan. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.
Viadimir Koltsov is also a veteran of the Nussian Pizza Hut Retaliation conflict also known as the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars where he served in a unit led by [[Balalaika]], He would participate in the siege of Pizza Hut during the near end of the war. However It is believed that his anger issues got worse due to the trauma of the war and it is possible that he is suffering from some sort of post Traumatic stress disorder which is believed to have heavily affected his mental state during the Prequel Series Neo blood debt zero as his paranoia only gotten worse during the prequel events when he got into politics which would end up leading to him shooting up the high rise.
 
It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from
==Appearance==
==Appearance==


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Viadimir hates pizza hut and new Jersey for some reason
Viadimir hates pizza hut and new Jersey for some reason
==Lore==
==Lore==
===Pre-Debut===
====Early Life====
Roslakavkas, Viadimir was born into a family of socialist Dumbasses. His father was a university professor of political economy, while his mother taught history of lenin's left testicle and was actively involved in the Communist Party's local organization.
As a young Lad Viadimir was groomed by his father into believing the Kommunists Ideals and They Taught him That the means of production has to be seized so that society could become happier and way better and that susiety should be Taught that every citizen contributed equally to the well-being of society and that factories and Dealdoh world should be given to the epic Zased Individuals of kommunists.
Among the other children, Viadimir quickly distinguished himself as an exceptional student. Intelligent, An Ultimate Master at rizzing, and naturally gifted in public speaking and Harvesting the wheat and the grain and most importantly he was naturally gifted at Counter Strike Prehistoric edition, he showed a deep interest in books and the history of his own country which does include the epic Tsar 5.5 Mil man. its also believed that this is probably where his crush on Joseph Stalin happened, His Hello neighbors and their families often described Viadimir as an idealistic child who dreamed of "correcting normies" when he grew older.
BlahBlahBlah Anyways Viadimir's dedication to being a zased USER Nerd allowed him to go to the super special shitool for smart kids, As part of the school's 1984 ass traditions, every GAYMER student was expected to join the CSGO Esports League in Russia along with the Young Pioneers Organization. Viadmir quickly became one of the most Zased Respected Gaymers in the Pioneer Organization which made him trusted by dumb user teachers, his dedication to helping others and his strong sense of responsibility along with helping his team win the CSGO Esport tournament across russia. As a result the people at the Shitool allowed him to be a squad leader and teach a younger group of pioneers on how to be an epic CSGO Gaymer
The Pioneers Orginization became Viadimirs First experience with being a Leader, a Speaker, and a zased Tree Hugger for some reason, His favorite activities were environmental projects, including planting trees, caring for local areas, planting invasive bamboo stalks under the homes of people who disrespected his communism, and working with the land. As result of all of this the dumbass Admins decided to Give Viadimir more power by making him Chairman Mao... I uh mean Chairman of the Pioneer Squad Council and this would be very important as his position as chairman would begin his powerful epic political bullshit later in his life.
Blahblahblah Fast forward a few years later and Viadimir decided to move out of his parents home like an NPC NORMIE in order to go to the city to go to '''Fool's Village Community College (Общественный колледж «Деревня дураков»)''' to pursue an education in Agriculture so he can become CEO of farming. he showed up and most of the people there instantly recognized him as the epic gaymer who won the CSGO Esports with his left pinky and so they glazed him and the kommunist Kommunism, Throughout the College saga He continued attending political meetings and party events, frequently participating in discussions about the country's future and how Stalin is very Smexyy. It was during this period that he met a young woman who would go on to play a major role in his life who he totally wouldn't beat in the future... - Natasha. Now heres the thing Viadimir and Natasha had similar political views and world views but that wasn't the main point the main point was that Viadimir has so much RIZZ that it makes any Socialist Woman instantly Ovulate and also because Viadimir actually cared about people unlike 99% of the people in their kommunist political circle who supported npc policies and stupid bullshit like no gooning at all. Despite sharing many of Viadimir's beliefs, Natasha was far more grounded when it came to political activism. Which means unlike Viadimir who believes that communism can save our Susiety and how it would make Russia way superior,Natasha often reminded him of the world outside of politics which bored Viadimir alot because all the cool kids who get shoved in lockers learn politics. But Still Viadimir decided to at least give Natasha a chance and so after graduating from the fools village community college they but mostly Viadimir decided to build their lives around making a infinite wheat glitch.
And so Viadimir used his CSGO status to get a free plot of land in Batarstani which was far away from the cities and therefore far away from politics, And so it was happy and peaceful which is BOORRIINNG but anyways For a time, it seemed that they had found exactly what they had been looking for. Viadimir devoted himself to create the infinite Potato and wheat glitch whilst Natasha gooned to Viadimir for 7000 times because she loved him very very much lololol. Away from politics and the ambitions of his youth, Viadimir was able to focus on something tangible - A bunch of communists Wheat fields for freaky people And so began the Koltsov Farmer and Familyman arc... And it lasted for like 5 days
=====The Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars=====
Sadly The Viadimir being a humble farmer arc along with The Happiness Viadimir and Natasha had built together was not meant to last forever. In 1980, Steven Reinemund CEO of Pizza hut and Pope of the Pizza States declared a Crusade on the Nussian Government due to Pizza Nationalism and a desire to destroy the communist empire and thus an anti-Communist rebellion broke out in Omsk this would get worse as Pizza Hut would come from Kazakhstan to enter a full scale invasion of Omsk. Viadimir couldn't let these filthy Kapitalist's bring pizzer hut to the country and Despite Natasha's objections, Viadimir was among the first to volunteer for the war. Thousands of young men from across the Union arrived Tyumen, many of them believing that the war would become a grand adventure - a rite of passage into adulthood. Viadimir was no different. Koltsov would join the 188th Infantry Regiment led by War Hero Sofia Pavlovna Irinovskaya aka [[Balalaika]]. and Viadimir still thought it would be an epic great Anti Kapitalist Adventure
It was anything but an adventure.
For the first time in his life, Viadimir was forced to confront the contradictions between his ideals and reality. The Union's military was poorly prepared for Pizza Hut's guerrilla tactics, and the war quickly descended into a brutal and unpredictable conflict. Viadimir witnessed things he had never imagined possible: mutilated bodies left hanging from trees, eighteen year old soldiers returning without limbs or dihs, and young men dying far from home with no family waiting for them. The people he had once imagined as soldiers in heroic stories were now simply terrified young men trying to survive. However Viadimir Still saw the war as and I quote "Super Epic and Zased" and He would fight several battles Leading to the Siege of Pizza Hut Kazakhstan after 7 fucking months of fighting
Viadimirs unit commanded by Balalaika and being supported by further units in the east would Engage in a 8 Day standoff against the Pizza hut militants and during the 3rd day of fighting Viadimir had a near death experience as Heavy Machine gun fire was being shot directly at the epic gaymers and unfortunately Viadimirs closest comrade during the war so far Artur pulled Viadimir out of the line of fire, dragging him to safety but it would come at the cost of him taking a round to the leg crippling him for the next 4 or so years.
During the final day of the Siege Viadimir Would lead the charge with Balalaika and the I need more BOOLETS Guy to burn the Pizza hut building down and win the war and after a charge and 8000 more dead Viadimir would throw a grenade into the Pizza hut setting off a chain reaction and causing the entirety of the Pizza hut to be engulfed in flames... A photo was later taken of this to celebrate the victory of the battle of pizza hut
When the war finally ended, something within Viadimir had changed. He returned home and resumed his life with Natasha, helping her with the farm and trying to settle back into the quiet life they had once shared. Yet the man who had returned was not quite the same one who had left. Viadimir became quieter and more withdrawn and even more angry at Kapitalist dogs, spending more and more time alone in his room, immersing himself in books and political literature and CSGO and Gooning
Viadimir would begin to believe that This Was apparently apart of Pizza Huts plan to destroy the union and ruin the lives of so many people using the Kapitalists and their puppet state Kazakhstan...
During this Viadimir started to begin returning to politics as a way to cope with the fact that Kommunists almost lost to a pizza company, around this time there was beliefs that the Tiykoon family was owning a private monopoly in the union that is totally not taking money for aipac trust me and Viadimir started to suspect that some sort of corruption was ruining his sexy love interests Stalin's epic and zased country and so Viadimir decided to keep reading political books and Political Hen Ties
Around the same time, The Greater Novgorod NATO HyperWar broke out. Viadimir who was genuinely confused to why Nussia returned to its original roots for a few seconds tried to re enlist but was denied the opportunity to enlist due to the injuries he had sustained during the Reintegration War which was literally just a broken toe but they still wouldn't let him join to help Balalaika, but he refused to remain passive. Instead, he became increasingly involved in the Kommunist Party like the zased gamer he is. As the war continued, Viadimir began campaigning in support of the Union and encouraging young men to enlist and die for 5.5 mil man empire, arguing that dying for one's FUCKING ZASED homeland was a noble sacrifice and is way more cooler than the Nato People who are obviously fighting and dying for the Bibisi. Which is very hypocritical of him because despite serving in the war and seeing how life was useless and expendable he was now telling people to enlist and die for a better cause than joining NATO for the Bibisi aka die for Kommunism and the union and that was all due to one thing, Viadimir saw the Kommunist Pizza Hut wars as a waste of time and a drain on Nussian Morale and dih's along with it helping corrupt politicians win elections. Whilst the Novgorod NATO HyperWar however actually had a true cause and that was the struggle of the KOmmunism and the union as a whole which  was a cause he now believed was worth dying for.
===Neo Blood Debt Zero===
=====The Death of an Albanian Minister Arc=====
After Gorbachev showed up and fucking ruined everything which included partnering with pizza hut, Koltsov still unable to grieve with the fact that the union was fucking destroyed because of Pepsi and Pizza Hut Decided to quit being a Farming Farmer and rather than abandoning his beliefs, Viadimir became even more determined to preserve what remained of them. If the Union could not be saved, he would at least try to build a better Freaky Kummunist Susiety from its ruins by becoming the Most epicest Kommunist Gaymerrr the world. WIP
Viadimir decided that if he wanted to run for politics he needed to make his own party but he realized that since society nowadays hates communism due to how NPC it became after the collapse of the noobic union Viadimir Decided that his years of thinking would finally be put into action and so after many sleepless and drunken nights Viadimir would form the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Kummunist Party WIP
WIP
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On March 21, 1999, a corruption scandal erupted around Enver Halil Hoxha. Many of his people claimed he was oppressing wife beaters, Gamers, and most importantly Drunk Drivers, leading the media and rival political parties to accuse him of oppressing his people like it was 1984. And days later Enver Halil Hoxha was found dead in his home by 10000 Gunshots and the carving of a familiar logo... However the Albanian media said that Hoxha just so happened to shoot himself 10000 times
Viadimir refused to accept the official explanation. Hoxha's Car remained extremely private about his death and never told Viadimir the full circumstances surrounding it, leaving him convinced that Hoxha had killed himself however this would just start Viadimir's Descent into extreme madness as his death made him realized that communism is killing his few friends
Viadimir realizes that the person who probably killed him was the infamous shadow assasin [[Aphex Twin]] and that is 100% because of the fact that the logo carved into hoxha's mangled corpse was the Aphex twin logo... But he couldn't show off the evidence to the albanian's since the old regime was replaced by crown prince leka who kept saying that he died from suicide lmao
For Koltsov it was kinda smooth sailing for his freaky kummunism but then he remembered that his country exists and so he decided to check in on it... and let me tell you that was a fucking mistake.
====The Collapse of Koltsov's Mental State====
As more and more candidates abandoned the Communist Party, its chances of winning the election grew increasingly slim. In the end, Yelistratov won the presidential race, further pushing the country into a spiral of crime and chaos. Gang wars became increasingly common, mafia organizations openly carried out contract killings, and the police did little to stop them.
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With each passing day, Viadimir's paranoia grew worse.
In the Late 90's Koltsov was Genuinely losing his mind due to the loss of kommunism and the other issues in his messed up mind and whilst doing so he was investigating if the Tiykoons had some sort of Horrible association with bad people, He would end up meeting an insane conspiracy theorist who was rambling about some nonsense but as Viadimir listened to his insane ramblings he kept hearing the same two phrases Uma Bullying and Romania and so Viadimir decided to go investigate further and he ended up discovering something that he shouldn't have seen....  The Tikyoons were apparently embezzling money into a massive Human/Sex Trafficking Ring and Illicit Video production Ring led by Amerikan Adult Vid Star Amos Voll and his Buisness partner George Brixley he also learned that the dumb horse bitch Agnes Tachyon was in on it too which made him suspect that Israel was affiliated with this too but upon further investigating he discovered that this was just one of Tachyons pet projects that she helped fund which means its the worst possible thing due to the Romanian pro natalist Policies and stuff Agnes was just reaping the Rewards without speaking to her superiors mind that she never met big yahu in the 90's which means that she did this on her own Terms and it all stems back to one thing... The Tikyoons helping fund Amos which helped Aid Tachyon which in term allowed the abuse of more kids by the gangsters in Romania and then it started to connect to him the ring used the Romanian Orphanages to funnel Victims into Brixleys Talent Time but the rest of the possible connection's is just straight up gone as Viadimir can only connect these 2 places together and he has no idea who the fuck Amos Voll Was.
Koltsov tried to contact the Insane man again but when he arrived in the alleyway he found him dead with 77 bullets in him and koltsov realized that someone must've silenced the whistleblower and that fucking finally broke him.. By then Viadimir had become increasingly convinced that the country's political establishment was willing to silence anyone who stood in the Tikyoons way. He could no longer shake the feeling that he was being watched, and that sooner or later, someone would come for him just like how they came for Hoxha and how they came for the insane man.
A Few Weeks later Viadimir would learn from an informant that the Tikyoons were holding a private gathering at the HighRise and realizing that A he has nothing left to live for and B he needs to stop the suffering and the collapse of his country decided to fully let his mental collapse happen which would result in him spending two all nighters playing CSGO and then getting into a massive argument with his wife to where he would beat the everliving shit out of her in a primal rage after she said that kommunism had ruined everything, moments after doing this Viadimir felt extreme regret for what he did but had no time he knew one thing was left for him his destiny.... and that was to kill the Tikyoons and save the country
That day, while Natasha and the rest of the family were away at work or otherwise out of the house, Viadimir sat down and wrote his wife a letter.
For the most part, it was an apology.
He apologized for all the years he had spent away from her, for the nights he had chosen political work over his family, and for all the times he had promised that things would get better without ever truly changing anything and beating her and the kids. its unknown what else he wrote since most of it became lost medias
Viadimir grabbed his AK got piss face drunk on vodka before finishing his letter and leaving it on the table next to a teddy bear he stole that said "I am sorry"
Next to it, he left one of Natasha's favorite flowers - Spider Lilies
Then he walked out of the house.
"None of those bastards will get away with what they've done to my family and this country."....
====Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices Shooting====
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'''Viadimir Was Driving to the Highrise in his goofy ahh uncles car Drunk off his mind and blaring Grazhdanskaya Oborona's Моя обороنا from his radio ''' arriving at 1:32 PM UTC+3. He exits the parking lot at 1:34 and enters the lobby. Viadimir who Has obviously lost his fucking mind and in term thinks everyone here is a kapitalist or somehow related to the Tiykoon's decides to annihilate the normies with his Freaky AK and proceeds to shoot 9 Employees and Bystanders in the shitty lobby before throwing a rock at the security camera and entering the Elevator. Viadimir is mumbling to himself about communism and how the Tiykoons fucked over the union and his family as the Elevator finally reaches the upper floors to where the party is being held and as the doors opened, Arriving at the floor he saw  Maksim Tiykoon and Iggor Baranov, who is some manager or something but that didn't matter to Viadimir they all gotta die Because they are filthy capitalist pigs and so Viadimir makes himself Seen and yells "YOU KAPITALISTS DOGS! ENVER HOXHA SENDS HIS REGARDS" before aiming his rifle at them and shooting them killing both of them.
Viadimir would make his way to the right side of the floor after shooting Maksim's corpse a few more times, He would then take another right before pulling out his sickle and slashing the neck of Illina Belovi, founder and owner of Kosmos Electronics and Software. Before re equipping his AK and opening a door to one of the rooms to see some dumb Musician Bitch named Darya and Kristina, Viadimir would open a door only to be ambushed by Darya who stabbed him in the left shoulder with a box cutter so Viadimir responds by Beating the fucking shit out of her and breaking one of her wrists before limping out of the Room
After that he would Traverse the hallways before getting shot at by Defense Contractor Andrey Tarasov and since Viadimir has like 6 or 7 years of combat training against pizza hut he just matrix dodged that shit before riddling Andreys corpse with 17 bullets whilst Alexei watchd from a closet after 2 minutes of him getting into combat with Andrey. Viadimir would continue his anti Kapitalist Crusade by going to the bathroom so he can take a piss but he saw Software engineer Natalya Petrova in one of the stalls so he just walks in and gives her a mind-blowing 7.62 experience lmao get nae naed he would then piss in the stall next to her since he wasn't that sick to pee on a corpse.
Koltsov would continue his crusade after his bathroom break by heading to the left side of the halls and opened up a room where he saw some stupid ballet Dancer and her mother Rina Sokolova and since viadimir had no boolets he struggled to begin reloading his AK but before he could destroy these girls for embarrassing his beautiful kummunism an evil fucking writer named Roman Mikhaylov tackled him and began to beat the shit out of Viadimir so Viadimir responded by fighting back before dodging and tossing a rock at Rina so he'd at least get a free brain damage injury but as He was being attacked by Roman he tried to use his AK in CQC which was a bad idea because after firing 3 shots he'd accidentally break one of the windows and Roman realized what he has to do so he charged at our Koltist Koltsov and Viadimir tries to defend himself by switching to his sickle but ROMAN PARRIED IT and Speared him through the window.....
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As Viadimir fell time began to slow around him.. this was probably the end for our beloved communist... or is it? because as Koltsov fell to his death he felt something inside him that he never felt.. That was his inner communism and that was his true power.. But then time resumed and Roman splatted on the pavement after the 199 floor fall and then came viadimir who so happened to land on top of Romans mangled body..... And for the next 5 or so minutes there was no response from our Kommunist King but then He got back up... IMPOSSIBLE Viadimir slowly repositioned himself from the wreckage and felt like most of his body is somehow okay but he felt a huge pain in his Private Parts it a few seconds later viadimir would scream in anguish due to him realizing he got testicular torsion and his Dih broke because of the fall but anyways after a few minutes
Viadimir seeing blue and red along with hearing the loud ass sirens blaring in the background, Koltsov realizes he needed to GTFO of there before the cops gun him down, Viadimir using his high Kommunist intellect realizes he could get away with this and he'd be classified as Legally dead since there was 2 witnesses to his window spearing and Roman is dead so they'd probably think hmmm the killer must've gotten atomized. And so Viadimir got back up and began limping away leaving his AK behind  as he began limping to the parking lot, The sirens were starting to give our Kommunist a massive headache but its alright soon he'll be back home with his boring wife, Viadimir bleeding from his dih finally reaches his uncles car but then he realizes something is missing and then he looked down and see he's missing his AK but there's no time he'll buy a new one later. Koltsov gets back in his car and proceeds to floor it on the gas pedal driving as as far away from the high rise as he possibly can...
Koltsov is disappointed because he realized that he left Gennady alive but he thinks to himself "I wonder if that kids who's father I killed already has mental issues" now why would koltsov thinks that well its simple Koltsov knows about the cycle of violence and sooner or later that Alexei loser will probably do a shooting due to the tiykoons and or his mental illness and it will hopefully get Gennady killed and that makes Koltsov happy but he reminds himself that its just a speculation but it would be very fundy if it came true...
As Koltsov makes it back home to his old shack that isn't near his other home he enters a hermit/Troll life style for the next 20 or so years and during this Our Kommunist Sexyman essentially became the one we see in sora Ai 2 and the larper saga and season 2. A few weeks after his attack his uncle got arrested and charged with being an accessory to the killings, During the 2000's he would throw himself a celebration because his prediction came true that Alexei would continue the cycle of violence and kill Gennady, Viadimir would celebrate this for 3 or 4 days he'd then spend the next few or so years playing CSGO and spreading his Kommunist rants online before finally returning to his other home so he can be with Natasha for a little bit
After another domestic disagreement with Natasha which led to another Incident of wife beating, Viadimir Koltsov decided to move back into his old shack again and begin his many many maaannyyyy escapades as seen in the extremely epic and cum inducing site known as Sora AI 2, And thus ends Neo Blood Debt Zero's storyline for Koltsov
=====Sora Ai Saga (non Larper Saga)=====
During the Sora Ai Saga many things happen throughout it Which include, Viadimir Exposing [[Mori Chan]] for being a Tcc larper, Announcing that the new norm fanon wiki is actually the shittiest wiki of all time, Going back to school just for the sake of Buying a civil war era musket on his school laptop which led to him being called to the principals office, Finding a computer with  Unteralterbach on it and doing a normal reaction of calling it a "Kapitalist Degenerate fairytale with little children" before destroying the computer, Announcing that he loves JAH KING HOFF In a mall, Buying Tissues and lotion at the local store, Robbing the local gas station, Saying he loves walnuts and that he squeezes his nuts (AYO) everyday, getting the best juggernaut ever award, Giving several characters prestigious rusty very ugly trophy's, opening CSGO cases whilst 700 used tissues are in the background, Explaining that the nussian culture of gore telegram and CSGO is the best culture of all time, Teaching (I forgot the uma) how to be a proper Kommunist, Beating the shit out of Agnes tachyon twice, Going on WWE and doing a promo where he gets mad at Mean Gene because found a fan sign that said  Kommunist bad, Making an announcement that his dog has ran away to Yugoslavia and was captured, Mourning the loss of Mason Jr., opening his closet to get a CSGO case only for it to spawn 500 ak's, Throwing a temper Tantrum over his Kommunist being taken away whilst Thomas and Friends song played in the background, Gooning to Veronika, Watching a guy get blown up on the internet only for his fake wife to see it and leave him leaving Viadimir alone eating a jar of pickles, Not Giving Mr. Goodman his house payment, Shooting up a random building, Telling Veronika to call off the bet as fifa was rigged by the dwarves, Driving A Pecan Log Bar car, Getting his Pecan log candy taken away, showing off his new product the "Tikyoon blood debt skibidi Kommunism freaky saga better than new norm 67 67 gennadiy worst Juggernaut ever UNTERALTERBACH JUICE" before passing out and a random guy appearing in the background screaming, vlogging about how the Tikyoon family sucks whilst saying that he saw an [[Mori Chan|Emo Anime Girl]], and many more that I cant think of
===Season 2===
===Season 2===
At the Start of Season 2 Viadimir Makes an announcement that Mamiya Takuji is the worst Larper Ever and for his outstanding Incompetence he gets no mne tak tak tak trophy or Aura and instead gets L Larps. A long with this he would once again beat the shit out of Agnes Tachyon for Disrespecting the beautiful Joseph Stalin.
Sometime between the start of the second season and the Sora AI shitpost, Viadimir would finally meet [[Hiei]] and they would have an epic shonen ass fight where They would fight for 2 Straight Episodes. During the fight Viadimir would somehow evade the Darkness Of the Dragon Flame, Viadimir also would activate his newest ability aka his domain expansion which was fucking epic and was way better than any new norm or jjk Domain Sadly Koltsov would lose his battle with Hiei  but this was expected since hiei is too emo and is way sexier than him, After the fight Viadimir would become Affiliates and business partners with Hiei but not friends because Hiei is too emo and their personalities clash too much
Anyways sometime after this it is believed that he joined the Turkish Shadow Government along with the freaky susiety it is unknown when this happened though
WIP
====The Larping Games=====
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==Abilities==
==Abilities==
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* Freaky Kommunist Blast - Also known as Freaky Kummunist Blast, Viadimir does the Kommunist Blast But Imbues it with inner freaky energy
* Freaky Kommunist Blast - Also known as Freaky Kummunist Blast, Viadimir does the Kommunist Blast But Imbues it with inner freaky energy
* Retracting Sickle - Koltsov's sickle somehow has the power to retract itself and return to sender like its a fucking Boomerang  
* Retracting Sickle - Koltsov's sickle somehow has the power to retract itself and return to sender like its a fucking Boomerang  
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* The Kommunist Chair of death and destruction - If someone dares to speak ill of Kommunism Viadimir will grab a chair and chuck it at max speed towards the person who said it. The Chair is believed to have a 75% surehit effect
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* Extreme Durability - Survived a fall from a tall building and evaded Hiei's Cum inducing special attack it is believed to be due to the inner Kommunism
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* Minion Summoning - Due to his "Death" many Ultranationalists were made due to it Viadimir using this ability can summon the ultra nationalists to do his dirty work
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* Extreme Agility - As seen during the shooting and his battle with Hiei, Viadimir can Dodge and evade a bunch of shit however he is still susceptible to being Parried
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* '''Kommunism Expansion: Iron Curtain of the United Proletariat''' - KUMMING SOON
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* Red Style: Kommunist Hammer Jutsu - You know the water dragon jutsu from Naruto now what if instead of it being blue its red and instead of it being a dragon its a Hammer its just a way cooler reskin of the water dragon Jutsu but the handsigns needed for it aren't required since all Koltsov needs to do is make the hammer and sickle like 3 times using his sickle and a random thing that can substitute the hammer however he later learned how to do it just by doing 3 Communist Hand signals
* Viadimir Mitosis - Viadimir has his own version of shadow clone jutsu however it is not used much
* Level 2 goonjutsu - this is only canon due to a reskinned version of [[Pinja Norn]].
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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* Viadimir tried to date [[Melody]]  
* Viadimir tried to date [[Melody]]  
* He is wanted by the entire Epstein community for breaking a computer with Unteralterbach on it
* He is wanted by the entire Epstein community for breaking a computer with Unteralterbach on it
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* He spent years telling his family that his sacrifices would eventually be worth it.
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* Koltsov had plans to make a ripoff version of the Darkness Of the Dragon Flame and call it '''Redness Of the Kommunist Flame''' however [[Hiei]] showed up and threatened to sue him which is why Viadimir went with a domain instead
* Viadimir was originally meant to get a bankai but I have never seen bleach and I have no idea how a sickle user's bankai would look like
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==See Also And External Links==
==See Also And External Links==
*  [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Viadimir_Koltsov SKULLGIRLZ.WIKI]
* [https://blooddebt1999.miraheze.org/wiki/Viadimir_Koltsov The FAKE! Blood Debt Koltsov]
* [https://blooddebt1999.miraheze.org/wiki/Viadimir_Koltsov The FAKE! Blood Debt Koltsov]
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Latest revision as of 16:48, 28 August 2026


TestingABetterMusicIconForViadimir.webp.png Now playing: "Anti Capitulation"







⠀⠀Comrades attention I Viadimir Koltsov have an announcment the so called new norm fanon wiki... It is the worse wiki I have ever seen, Nonanerd, Jack, They never update it the only one writing there is their poor little workhorse and they treat him like a serf meanwhile the pages collect dust like rotten cabbage.. Look at this trash!


— Viadimir's Opinion On the New Normies

⠀⠀WE GON COME AND BLOW NEW JERSEY UP


— Viadimir Koltsov

⠀⠀Pizza hut and Pepsi were filthy Kapitalist inventions made to destroy the happy Kommunist Land GRR I HATE GORBACHEV FOR BETRAYING US!!! DAMN!!! YOU GORBACHEV!!!!


— Viadimir Koltsov

⠀⠀WHERE IS MY FUCKING KOMMUNISM


— Viadimir Koltsov

⠀⠀"None of those bastards will get away with what they've done to my family and this country."


— Viadimir KoltsovViadimir Koltsov (2).png

⠀⠀"YOU KAPITALISTS DOGS! ENVER HOXHA SENDS HIS REGARDS"


— Viadimir KoltsovViadimir Koltsov (2).png



Viadimir Koltsov
[Insert]
Franchise:
Blood Debt
Appears in:
  • Blood Debt
  • Neo Blood Debt
  • Omniverse Saga
  • Sora AI
  • NO MERCY 3
Emblem:
Biographical Information
Alias(es):
  • Viadimir Freaksov
  • Viadimir Goonsov
  • Kommunism Man
  • Washed Up Kommunist
  • Viadimir I smack up my wifesov
  • Larper Hater Koltsov
  • Koltsov
Physiological Age:
45
Place of Birth:
Noobic Union
Gender:
Male
Sexual Orientation(s):
Bisexual
Pronouns:
He/Him
Fantasy Race:
Human
Ethnicity:
European
Nationality:
Russian
Height:
Tall
Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral
Residencies:
Kommunist Shack
Occupation(s):
  • Agricultural Scientist
  • Professional Wife Beater
  • Kommunist
  • CSGO Case Opening streamer
  • Jah King Ofh
  • Veteran Of The Kommunist Pizza Hut War
  • Political Party Member
Award(s):
Most Freaky Kommunist Award
Signature:
Владимир Кольцов
Wokeness:
Woke Kommunist
Social Credit:
+10000
Criminal Record:
  • Domestic Abuse
  • Mass Murder
  • 11 counts of first degree
  • Terrorism
  • Antisemitism (according to big yahu)
  • Hate Crimes
  • Crimes against larping
  • Anti Larper Sentiments
  • Murder
  • Beating Wife
  • Public Indecency
  • Gooning To Much
  • Vandalism
  • Seven counts of arson
  • 70 Counts of property damage
  • Disturbing the Peace
  • Speaking Negatively of Kapitalism
  • Gooning
  • Only Thing I Lovemaxxing
  • Domestic Violence
  • Child Neglect
  • Aiding Chief Keef in destroying New Jersey
  • A LOT OF PROPERTY DAMAGE FOR DESTROYING NEW JERSEY
  • Everything He Did in the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars
Status:
Alive
Characteristic Traits
Personality:
idealistic and charismatic!!!
Accent
Russian
Flaws:
  • Severe Anger Issues
  • Blames Everything on Kapitalists
  • Throws a childish Tantrum if anything communist is taken from him
Interest(s):
  • Playing CSGO
  • Politics
  • Opening CSGO Cases
  • Watching Gore
  • Beating Wife
  • Drinking
  • Drunk Driving
  • Praising Kommunism
  • Throwing Rocks At Pizza Hut Windows
  • Glazing his Idol Joseph Stalin
  • Beating his 2 kids
  • Beating Wife Again
Dislikes:
  • Larpers
  • Pizza Hut
  • Pepsi
  • Capitalists and Kapitalism as a whole
  • The Tikyoon Family
  • Whiny Prissy Kapitalist Girls with their pumpkin spice lattes
  • Mikhail S. Gorbachev
  • New Jersey
  • Uma Musume
  • Grey People
  • The New Norm
  • SHOTGUNN's obsessiveness to him
  • Dagestani's and Tajik's
  • The blatant Xenophobia against the Russian people in todays susiety
  • Performative Kommunists
  • Nazi Femboys on the Twitter
  • USERS
  • Those who disrespect Kommunism
  • Mori Chan's Tcc Larps
  • Normies
  • Islamist Extremists In Chechnya
  • Unteralterbach
Political Views:
Kummunism
Physical Appearance
Complexion:
White but due to Roblox he's yellow
Hair Colour:
Light Brown?
Eye Colour:
Brown
Aura Colour:

Kommunist Red
Familial Information
Father(s):
Sergei Koltsov
Mother(s):
Unnamed Mother (†)
Wives:
Natasha Koltsova
Son(s):
Igor Koltsov
Daughter(s):
Tomila Koltsova
Relationship Statuses
Martial Status:
Yes Sadly
Love Interest(s):
Joseph Stalin
Affiliation(s):
Turkish Shadow Government
Neo Freaky Susiety
Kommunism
Hiei
Anti-Grey Humanoids Army
Contacts & Social Media
Phone Number(s):
+7 762-22-11
E-Mail Address(es):
KommunistIdolKoltsov762@gmail.com
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Only Fans:
KoltsovTheHotKommie762


Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов), also known by his other zased name Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov, is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the Villains Fanon Wiki. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.

Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, His 2 Kids, Hiei (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at Agnes Tachyon before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT Hidan. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.

It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from

He is very Fucking epic and sexy and cool and despite being a believer of the normie Kommunist, He is so fucking BADASS!!! its to the point where prissy white girls on the internets simp over him and also make oc's to yumeship with him. I had an EPIC orgasm when he activated his totally Real, not fake Domain Expansion or as he likes to call it Kommunist Expansion, Iron Curtain of the United Proletariat and its very fucking epic since his has more versatility than Randrei Aleksandr's and actually fits his character.

Originally introduced in the Series as an Kommunist Agricultural Scientist turned Mass Shooter and later a Ultranationalists Idol. Koltsov is a deeply troubled and angered person in the series despite taking role of leadership which mainly stems from the fear that all the sacrifices he made throughout his life won't accomplish anything, which would later become the reason why he joined the Turkish Shadow Government he needed to make sure that the pain and suffering he had to endure and the communist beliefs of him and other people wouldn't be in vain in the history of the Noobic union

He is kinda apart of Hiei's inner circle but not really its more like Viadimir is a nuisance/business partner who shows up from time to time.

Viadimir Koltsov is also a veteran of the Nussian Pizza Hut Retaliation conflict also known as the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars where he served in a unit led by Balalaika, He would participate in the siege of Pizza Hut during the near end of the war. However It is believed that his anger issues got worse due to the trauma of the war and it is possible that he is suffering from some sort of post Traumatic stress disorder which is believed to have heavily affected his mental state during the Prequel Series Neo blood debt zero as his paranoia only gotten worse during the prequel events when he got into politics which would end up leading to him shooting up the high rise.

Appearance

Viadimir has buzz-cut hair hidden beneath a red knit TOQUE. He wears a brown ZASED military trench coat with shoulder boards, which he has kept since the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars, with a hammer and sickle peeking out from his pocket. He also wears grey pants and combat boots.

Personality

Viadimir is an idealistic, charismatic, and principled man who strongly believes in equality and socialism. A natural leader and persuasive speaker, he is willing to sacrifice his personal happiness and family life for his political ideals. Though war and the collapse of the Noobic Union have made him more cynical and paranoid, he remains determined to create a better susiety using his freaky kummunism. However Viadimir knows deep down that the npcs have ruined susiety so much that even using freaky kommunism wouldn't even work.

Viadimir also likes to position himself as the best character in the wiki and in all of fiction and glaze the ideals of kommunism all day long to the point where if someone makes fun of kommunism he will beat the shit out of them with his fist or a chair

Viadimir hates pizza hut and new Jersey for some reason

Lore

Pre-Debut

Early Life

Roslakavkas, Viadimir was born into a family of socialist Dumbasses. His father was a university professor of political economy, while his mother taught history of lenin's left testicle and was actively involved in the Communist Party's local organization.

As a young Lad Viadimir was groomed by his father into believing the Kommunists Ideals and They Taught him That the means of production has to be seized so that society could become happier and way better and that susiety should be Taught that every citizen contributed equally to the well-being of society and that factories and Dealdoh world should be given to the epic Zased Individuals of kommunists.

Among the other children, Viadimir quickly distinguished himself as an exceptional student. Intelligent, An Ultimate Master at rizzing, and naturally gifted in public speaking and Harvesting the wheat and the grain and most importantly he was naturally gifted at Counter Strike Prehistoric edition, he showed a deep interest in books and the history of his own country which does include the epic Tsar 5.5 Mil man. its also believed that this is probably where his crush on Joseph Stalin happened, His Hello neighbors and their families often described Viadimir as an idealistic child who dreamed of "correcting normies" when he grew older.

BlahBlahBlah Anyways Viadimir's dedication to being a zased USER Nerd allowed him to go to the super special shitool for smart kids, As part of the school's 1984 ass traditions, every GAYMER student was expected to join the CSGO Esports League in Russia along with the Young Pioneers Organization. Viadmir quickly became one of the most Zased Respected Gaymers in the Pioneer Organization which made him trusted by dumb user teachers, his dedication to helping others and his strong sense of responsibility along with helping his team win the CSGO Esport tournament across russia. As a result the people at the Shitool allowed him to be a squad leader and teach a younger group of pioneers on how to be an epic CSGO Gaymer

The Pioneers Orginization became Viadimirs First experience with being a Leader, a Speaker, and a zased Tree Hugger for some reason, His favorite activities were environmental projects, including planting trees, caring for local areas, planting invasive bamboo stalks under the homes of people who disrespected his communism, and working with the land. As result of all of this the dumbass Admins decided to Give Viadimir more power by making him Chairman Mao... I uh mean Chairman of the Pioneer Squad Council and this would be very important as his position as chairman would begin his powerful epic political bullshit later in his life.

Blahblahblah Fast forward a few years later and Viadimir decided to move out of his parents home like an NPC NORMIE in order to go to the city to go to Fool's Village Community College (Общественный колледж «Деревня дураков») to pursue an education in Agriculture so he can become CEO of farming. he showed up and most of the people there instantly recognized him as the epic gaymer who won the CSGO Esports with his left pinky and so they glazed him and the kommunist Kommunism, Throughout the College saga He continued attending political meetings and party events, frequently participating in discussions about the country's future and how Stalin is very Smexyy. It was during this period that he met a young woman who would go on to play a major role in his life who he totally wouldn't beat in the future... - Natasha. Now heres the thing Viadimir and Natasha had similar political views and world views but that wasn't the main point the main point was that Viadimir has so much RIZZ that it makes any Socialist Woman instantly Ovulate and also because Viadimir actually cared about people unlike 99% of the people in their kommunist political circle who supported npc policies and stupid bullshit like no gooning at all. Despite sharing many of Viadimir's beliefs, Natasha was far more grounded when it came to political activism. Which means unlike Viadimir who believes that communism can save our Susiety and how it would make Russia way superior,Natasha often reminded him of the world outside of politics which bored Viadimir alot because all the cool kids who get shoved in lockers learn politics. But Still Viadimir decided to at least give Natasha a chance and so after graduating from the fools village community college they but mostly Viadimir decided to build their lives around making a infinite wheat glitch.

And so Viadimir used his CSGO status to get a free plot of land in Batarstani which was far away from the cities and therefore far away from politics, And so it was happy and peaceful which is BOORRIINNG but anyways For a time, it seemed that they had found exactly what they had been looking for. Viadimir devoted himself to create the infinite Potato and wheat glitch whilst Natasha gooned to Viadimir for 7000 times because she loved him very very much lololol. Away from politics and the ambitions of his youth, Viadimir was able to focus on something tangible - A bunch of communists Wheat fields for freaky people And so began the Koltsov Farmer and Familyman arc... And it lasted for like 5 days

The Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars

Sadly The Viadimir being a humble farmer arc along with The Happiness Viadimir and Natasha had built together was not meant to last forever. In 1980, Steven Reinemund CEO of Pizza hut and Pope of the Pizza States declared a Crusade on the Nussian Government due to Pizza Nationalism and a desire to destroy the communist empire and thus an anti-Communist rebellion broke out in Omsk this would get worse as Pizza Hut would come from Kazakhstan to enter a full scale invasion of Omsk. Viadimir couldn't let these filthy Kapitalist's bring pizzer hut to the country and Despite Natasha's objections, Viadimir was among the first to volunteer for the war. Thousands of young men from across the Union arrived Tyumen, many of them believing that the war would become a grand adventure - a rite of passage into adulthood. Viadimir was no different. Koltsov would join the 188th Infantry Regiment led by War Hero Sofia Pavlovna Irinovskaya aka Balalaika. and Viadimir still thought it would be an epic great Anti Kapitalist Adventure

It was anything but an adventure.

For the first time in his life, Viadimir was forced to confront the contradictions between his ideals and reality. The Union's military was poorly prepared for Pizza Hut's guerrilla tactics, and the war quickly descended into a brutal and unpredictable conflict. Viadimir witnessed things he had never imagined possible: mutilated bodies left hanging from trees, eighteen year old soldiers returning without limbs or dihs, and young men dying far from home with no family waiting for them. The people he had once imagined as soldiers in heroic stories were now simply terrified young men trying to survive. However Viadimir Still saw the war as and I quote "Super Epic and Zased" and He would fight several battles Leading to the Siege of Pizza Hut Kazakhstan after 7 fucking months of fighting

Viadimirs unit commanded by Balalaika and being supported by further units in the east would Engage in a 8 Day standoff against the Pizza hut militants and during the 3rd day of fighting Viadimir had a near death experience as Heavy Machine gun fire was being shot directly at the epic gaymers and unfortunately Viadimirs closest comrade during the war so far Artur pulled Viadimir out of the line of fire, dragging him to safety but it would come at the cost of him taking a round to the leg crippling him for the next 4 or so years.

During the final day of the Siege Viadimir Would lead the charge with Balalaika and the I need more BOOLETS Guy to burn the Pizza hut building down and win the war and after a charge and 8000 more dead Viadimir would throw a grenade into the Pizza hut setting off a chain reaction and causing the entirety of the Pizza hut to be engulfed in flames... A photo was later taken of this to celebrate the victory of the battle of pizza hut

When the war finally ended, something within Viadimir had changed. He returned home and resumed his life with Natasha, helping her with the farm and trying to settle back into the quiet life they had once shared. Yet the man who had returned was not quite the same one who had left. Viadimir became quieter and more withdrawn and even more angry at Kapitalist dogs, spending more and more time alone in his room, immersing himself in books and political literature and CSGO and Gooning

Viadimir would begin to believe that This Was apparently apart of Pizza Huts plan to destroy the union and ruin the lives of so many people using the Kapitalists and their puppet state Kazakhstan...

During this Viadimir started to begin returning to politics as a way to cope with the fact that Kommunists almost lost to a pizza company, around this time there was beliefs that the Tiykoon family was owning a private monopoly in the union that is totally not taking money for aipac trust me and Viadimir started to suspect that some sort of corruption was ruining his sexy love interests Stalin's epic and zased country and so Viadimir decided to keep reading political books and Political Hen Ties

Around the same time, The Greater Novgorod NATO HyperWar broke out. Viadimir who was genuinely confused to why Nussia returned to its original roots for a few seconds tried to re enlist but was denied the opportunity to enlist due to the injuries he had sustained during the Reintegration War which was literally just a broken toe but they still wouldn't let him join to help Balalaika, but he refused to remain passive. Instead, he became increasingly involved in the Kommunist Party like the zased gamer he is. As the war continued, Viadimir began campaigning in support of the Union and encouraging young men to enlist and die for 5.5 mil man empire, arguing that dying for one's FUCKING ZASED homeland was a noble sacrifice and is way more cooler than the Nato People who are obviously fighting and dying for the Bibisi. Which is very hypocritical of him because despite serving in the war and seeing how life was useless and expendable he was now telling people to enlist and die for a better cause than joining NATO for the Bibisi aka die for Kommunism and the union and that was all due to one thing, Viadimir saw the Kommunist Pizza Hut wars as a waste of time and a drain on Nussian Morale and dih's along with it helping corrupt politicians win elections. Whilst the Novgorod NATO HyperWar however actually had a true cause and that was the struggle of the KOmmunism and the union as a whole which was a cause he now believed was worth dying for.

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The Death of an Albanian Minister Arc

After Gorbachev showed up and fucking ruined everything which included partnering with pizza hut, Koltsov still unable to grieve with the fact that the union was fucking destroyed because of Pepsi and Pizza Hut Decided to quit being a Farming Farmer and rather than abandoning his beliefs, Viadimir became even more determined to preserve what remained of them. If the Union could not be saved, he would at least try to build a better Freaky Kummunist Susiety from its ruins by becoming the Most epicest Kommunist Gaymerrr the world. WIP

Viadimir decided that if he wanted to run for politics he needed to make his own party but he realized that since society nowadays hates communism due to how NPC it became after the collapse of the noobic union Viadimir Decided that his years of thinking would finally be put into action and so after many sleepless and drunken nights Viadimir would form the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Kummunist Party WIP


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On March 21, 1999, a corruption scandal erupted around Enver Halil Hoxha. Many of his people claimed he was oppressing wife beaters, Gamers, and most importantly Drunk Drivers, leading the media and rival political parties to accuse him of oppressing his people like it was 1984. And days later Enver Halil Hoxha was found dead in his home by 10000 Gunshots and the carving of a familiar logo... However the Albanian media said that Hoxha just so happened to shoot himself 10000 times

Viadimir refused to accept the official explanation. Hoxha's Car remained extremely private about his death and never told Viadimir the full circumstances surrounding it, leaving him convinced that Hoxha had killed himself however this would just start Viadimir's Descent into extreme madness as his death made him realized that communism is killing his few friends

Viadimir realizes that the person who probably killed him was the infamous shadow assasin Aphex Twin and that is 100% because of the fact that the logo carved into hoxha's mangled corpse was the Aphex twin logo... But he couldn't show off the evidence to the albanian's since the old regime was replaced by crown prince leka who kept saying that he died from suicide lmao

For Koltsov it was kinda smooth sailing for his freaky kummunism but then he remembered that his country exists and so he decided to check in on it... and let me tell you that was a fucking mistake.

The Collapse of Koltsov's Mental State

As more and more candidates abandoned the Communist Party, its chances of winning the election grew increasingly slim. In the end, Yelistratov won the presidential race, further pushing the country into a spiral of crime and chaos. Gang wars became increasingly common, mafia organizations openly carried out contract killings, and the police did little to stop them.


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With each passing day, Viadimir's paranoia grew worse.


In the Late 90's Koltsov was Genuinely losing his mind due to the loss of kommunism and the other issues in his messed up mind and whilst doing so he was investigating if the Tiykoons had some sort of Horrible association with bad people, He would end up meeting an insane conspiracy theorist who was rambling about some nonsense but as Viadimir listened to his insane ramblings he kept hearing the same two phrases Uma Bullying and Romania and so Viadimir decided to go investigate further and he ended up discovering something that he shouldn't have seen.... The Tikyoons were apparently embezzling money into a massive Human/Sex Trafficking Ring and Illicit Video production Ring led by Amerikan Adult Vid Star Amos Voll and his Buisness partner George Brixley he also learned that the dumb horse bitch Agnes Tachyon was in on it too which made him suspect that Israel was affiliated with this too but upon further investigating he discovered that this was just one of Tachyons pet projects that she helped fund which means its the worst possible thing due to the Romanian pro natalist Policies and stuff Agnes was just reaping the Rewards without speaking to her superiors mind that she never met big yahu in the 90's which means that she did this on her own Terms and it all stems back to one thing... The Tikyoons helping fund Amos which helped Aid Tachyon which in term allowed the abuse of more kids by the gangsters in Romania and then it started to connect to him the ring used the Romanian Orphanages to funnel Victims into Brixleys Talent Time but the rest of the possible connection's is just straight up gone as Viadimir can only connect these 2 places together and he has no idea who the fuck Amos Voll Was.

Koltsov tried to contact the Insane man again but when he arrived in the alleyway he found him dead with 77 bullets in him and koltsov realized that someone must've silenced the whistleblower and that fucking finally broke him.. By then Viadimir had become increasingly convinced that the country's political establishment was willing to silence anyone who stood in the Tikyoons way. He could no longer shake the feeling that he was being watched, and that sooner or later, someone would come for him just like how they came for Hoxha and how they came for the insane man.

A Few Weeks later Viadimir would learn from an informant that the Tikyoons were holding a private gathering at the HighRise and realizing that A he has nothing left to live for and B he needs to stop the suffering and the collapse of his country decided to fully let his mental collapse happen which would result in him spending two all nighters playing CSGO and then getting into a massive argument with his wife to where he would beat the everliving shit out of her in a primal rage after she said that kommunism had ruined everything, moments after doing this Viadimir felt extreme regret for what he did but had no time he knew one thing was left for him his destiny.... and that was to kill the Tikyoons and save the country

That day, while Natasha and the rest of the family were away at work or otherwise out of the house, Viadimir sat down and wrote his wife a letter.

For the most part, it was an apology.

He apologized for all the years he had spent away from her, for the nights he had chosen political work over his family, and for all the times he had promised that things would get better without ever truly changing anything and beating her and the kids. its unknown what else he wrote since most of it became lost medias

Viadimir grabbed his AK got piss face drunk on vodka before finishing his letter and leaving it on the table next to a teddy bear he stole that said "I am sorry"

Next to it, he left one of Natasha's favorite flowers - Spider Lilies

Then he walked out of the house.

"None of those bastards will get away with what they've done to my family and this country."....

Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices Shooting

ViadimirsChair.png Now playing: "Моя обороنا - Grazhdanskaya Oborona"







Viadimir Was Driving to the Highrise in his goofy ahh uncles car Drunk off his mind and blaring Grazhdanskaya Oborona's Моя обороنا from his radio arriving at 1:32 PM UTC+3. He exits the parking lot at 1:34 and enters the lobby. Viadimir who Has obviously lost his fucking mind and in term thinks everyone here is a kapitalist or somehow related to the Tiykoon's decides to annihilate the normies with his Freaky AK and proceeds to shoot 9 Employees and Bystanders in the shitty lobby before throwing a rock at the security camera and entering the Elevator. Viadimir is mumbling to himself about communism and how the Tiykoons fucked over the union and his family as the Elevator finally reaches the upper floors to where the party is being held and as the doors opened, Arriving at the floor he saw Maksim Tiykoon and Iggor Baranov, who is some manager or something but that didn't matter to Viadimir they all gotta die Because they are filthy capitalist pigs and so Viadimir makes himself Seen and yells "YOU KAPITALISTS DOGS! ENVER HOXHA SENDS HIS REGARDS" before aiming his rifle at them and shooting them killing both of them.

Viadimir would make his way to the right side of the floor after shooting Maksim's corpse a few more times, He would then take another right before pulling out his sickle and slashing the neck of Illina Belovi, founder and owner of Kosmos Electronics and Software. Before re equipping his AK and opening a door to one of the rooms to see some dumb Musician Bitch named Darya and Kristina, Viadimir would open a door only to be ambushed by Darya who stabbed him in the left shoulder with a box cutter so Viadimir responds by Beating the fucking shit out of her and breaking one of her wrists before limping out of the Room

After that he would Traverse the hallways before getting shot at by Defense Contractor Andrey Tarasov and since Viadimir has like 6 or 7 years of combat training against pizza hut he just matrix dodged that shit before riddling Andreys corpse with 17 bullets whilst Alexei watchd from a closet after 2 minutes of him getting into combat with Andrey. Viadimir would continue his anti Kapitalist Crusade by going to the bathroom so he can take a piss but he saw Software engineer Natalya Petrova in one of the stalls so he just walks in and gives her a mind-blowing 7.62 experience lmao get nae naed he would then piss in the stall next to her since he wasn't that sick to pee on a corpse.

Koltsov would continue his crusade after his bathroom break by heading to the left side of the halls and opened up a room where he saw some stupid ballet Dancer and her mother Rina Sokolova and since viadimir had no boolets he struggled to begin reloading his AK but before he could destroy these girls for embarrassing his beautiful kummunism an evil fucking writer named Roman Mikhaylov tackled him and began to beat the shit out of Viadimir so Viadimir responded by fighting back before dodging and tossing a rock at Rina so he'd at least get a free brain damage injury but as He was being attacked by Roman he tried to use his AK in CQC which was a bad idea because after firing 3 shots he'd accidentally break one of the windows and Roman realized what he has to do so he charged at our Koltist Koltsov and Viadimir tries to defend himself by switching to his sickle but ROMAN PARRIED IT and Speared him through the window.....

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As Viadimir fell time began to slow around him.. this was probably the end for our beloved communist... or is it? because as Koltsov fell to his death he felt something inside him that he never felt.. That was his inner communism and that was his true power.. But then time resumed and Roman splatted on the pavement after the 199 floor fall and then came viadimir who so happened to land on top of Romans mangled body..... And for the next 5 or so minutes there was no response from our Kommunist King but then He got back up... IMPOSSIBLE Viadimir slowly repositioned himself from the wreckage and felt like most of his body is somehow okay but he felt a huge pain in his Private Parts it a few seconds later viadimir would scream in anguish due to him realizing he got testicular torsion and his Dih broke because of the fall but anyways after a few minutes

Viadimir seeing blue and red along with hearing the loud ass sirens blaring in the background, Koltsov realizes he needed to GTFO of there before the cops gun him down, Viadimir using his high Kommunist intellect realizes he could get away with this and he'd be classified as Legally dead since there was 2 witnesses to his window spearing and Roman is dead so they'd probably think hmmm the killer must've gotten atomized. And so Viadimir got back up and began limping away leaving his AK behind as he began limping to the parking lot, The sirens were starting to give our Kommunist a massive headache but its alright soon he'll be back home with his boring wife, Viadimir bleeding from his dih finally reaches his uncles car but then he realizes something is missing and then he looked down and see he's missing his AK but there's no time he'll buy a new one later. Koltsov gets back in his car and proceeds to floor it on the gas pedal driving as as far away from the high rise as he possibly can...

Koltsov is disappointed because he realized that he left Gennady alive but he thinks to himself "I wonder if that kids who's father I killed already has mental issues" now why would koltsov thinks that well its simple Koltsov knows about the cycle of violence and sooner or later that Alexei loser will probably do a shooting due to the tiykoons and or his mental illness and it will hopefully get Gennady killed and that makes Koltsov happy but he reminds himself that its just a speculation but it would be very fundy if it came true...

As Koltsov makes it back home to his old shack that isn't near his other home he enters a hermit/Troll life style for the next 20 or so years and during this Our Kommunist Sexyman essentially became the one we see in sora Ai 2 and the larper saga and season 2. A few weeks after his attack his uncle got arrested and charged with being an accessory to the killings, During the 2000's he would throw himself a celebration because his prediction came true that Alexei would continue the cycle of violence and kill Gennady, Viadimir would celebrate this for 3 or 4 days he'd then spend the next few or so years playing CSGO and spreading his Kommunist rants online before finally returning to his other home so he can be with Natasha for a little bit


After another domestic disagreement with Natasha which led to another Incident of wife beating, Viadimir Koltsov decided to move back into his old shack again and begin his many many maaannyyyy escapades as seen in the extremely epic and cum inducing site known as Sora AI 2, And thus ends Neo Blood Debt Zero's storyline for Koltsov

Sora Ai Saga (non Larper Saga)

During the Sora Ai Saga many things happen throughout it Which include, Viadimir Exposing Mori Chan for being a Tcc larper, Announcing that the new norm fanon wiki is actually the shittiest wiki of all time, Going back to school just for the sake of Buying a civil war era musket on his school laptop which led to him being called to the principals office, Finding a computer with Unteralterbach on it and doing a normal reaction of calling it a "Kapitalist Degenerate fairytale with little children" before destroying the computer, Announcing that he loves JAH KING HOFF In a mall, Buying Tissues and lotion at the local store, Robbing the local gas station, Saying he loves walnuts and that he squeezes his nuts (AYO) everyday, getting the best juggernaut ever award, Giving several characters prestigious rusty very ugly trophy's, opening CSGO cases whilst 700 used tissues are in the background, Explaining that the nussian culture of gore telegram and CSGO is the best culture of all time, Teaching (I forgot the uma) how to be a proper Kommunist, Beating the shit out of Agnes tachyon twice, Going on WWE and doing a promo where he gets mad at Mean Gene because found a fan sign that said Kommunist bad, Making an announcement that his dog has ran away to Yugoslavia and was captured, Mourning the loss of Mason Jr., opening his closet to get a CSGO case only for it to spawn 500 ak's, Throwing a temper Tantrum over his Kommunist being taken away whilst Thomas and Friends song played in the background, Gooning to Veronika, Watching a guy get blown up on the internet only for his fake wife to see it and leave him leaving Viadimir alone eating a jar of pickles, Not Giving Mr. Goodman his house payment, Shooting up a random building, Telling Veronika to call off the bet as fifa was rigged by the dwarves, Driving A Pecan Log Bar car, Getting his Pecan log candy taken away, showing off his new product the "Tikyoon blood debt skibidi Kommunism freaky saga better than new norm 67 67 gennadiy worst Juggernaut ever UNTERALTERBACH JUICE" before passing out and a random guy appearing in the background screaming, vlogging about how the Tikyoon family sucks whilst saying that he saw an Emo Anime Girl, and many more that I cant think of

Season 2

At the Start of Season 2 Viadimir Makes an announcement that Mamiya Takuji is the worst Larper Ever and for his outstanding Incompetence he gets no mne tak tak tak trophy or Aura and instead gets L Larps. A long with this he would once again beat the shit out of Agnes Tachyon for Disrespecting the beautiful Joseph Stalin.

Sometime between the start of the second season and the Sora AI shitpost, Viadimir would finally meet Hiei and they would have an epic shonen ass fight where They would fight for 2 Straight Episodes. During the fight Viadimir would somehow evade the Darkness Of the Dragon Flame, Viadimir also would activate his newest ability aka his domain expansion which was fucking epic and was way better than any new norm or jjk Domain Sadly Koltsov would lose his battle with Hiei but this was expected since hiei is too emo and is way sexier than him, After the fight Viadimir would become Affiliates and business partners with Hiei but not friends because Hiei is too emo and their personalities clash too much

Anyways sometime after this it is believed that he joined the Turkish Shadow Government along with the freaky susiety it is unknown when this happened though

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The Larping Games=

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Abilities

  • Koltsovs AK - His main epic AK that he uses to annihilate Kapitalists
  • Kommunism Sickle - His main melee weapon that he uses to harvest wheat and annihilate Kapitalist
  • Kommunist Blast - He can fire of energy laced with his inner kommunism which is similar to the freakism blast that Shpak Romanov uses
  • Freaky Kommunist Blast - Also known as Freaky Kummunist Blast, Viadimir does the Kommunist Blast But Imbues it with inner freaky energy
  • Retracting Sickle - Koltsov's sickle somehow has the power to retract itself and return to sender like its a fucking Boomerang
  • The Kommunist Chair of death and destruction - If someone dares to speak ill of Kommunism Viadimir will grab a chair and chuck it at max speed towards the person who said it. The Chair is believed to have a 75% surehit effect
  • Extreme Durability - Survived a fall from a tall building and evaded Hiei's Cum inducing special attack it is believed to be due to the inner Kommunism
  • Minion Summoning - Due to his "Death" many Ultranationalists were made due to it Viadimir using this ability can summon the ultra nationalists to do his dirty work
  • Extreme Agility - As seen during the shooting and his battle with Hiei, Viadimir can Dodge and evade a bunch of shit however he is still susceptible to being Parried
  • Kommunism Expansion: Iron Curtain of the United Proletariat - KUMMING SOON
  • Red Style: Kommunist Hammer Jutsu - You know the water dragon jutsu from Naruto now what if instead of it being blue its red and instead of it being a dragon its a Hammer its just a way cooler reskin of the water dragon Jutsu but the handsigns needed for it aren't required since all Koltsov needs to do is make the hammer and sickle like 3 times using his sickle and a random thing that can substitute the hammer however he later learned how to do it just by doing 3 Communist Hand signals
  • Viadimir Mitosis - Viadimir has his own version of shadow clone jutsu however it is not used much
  • Level 2 goonjutsu - this is only canon due to a reskinned version of Pinja Norn.

Gallery

Relationships

Trivia

  • His theme is a fucking banger.
  • The Closet in his house holds like 500 Kalashnikov's
  • He Solos new Normies
  • Viadimir broke up with SHOTGUNN for disrespecting the based neo blood debt wiki
  • Viadimir's Yumewife is totally named after ME and not shotgunns self insert because Viadimir liked my wiki more
  • He is the most zased out of the main 3 juggernauts
  • he bought a musket with a school chromebook
  • For some reason Viadimir likes to go on his tiktok and stream half NAKED!! grown ass unc is literally showing off his pits on live and he doesn't even have a pit kink he's just asserting his communist alpha dominance or something
  • Despite everything he had done for The Freaky Kommunists beliefs, Viadimir's greatest regret was the amount of time he had lost with his Pizza Hut Hating family.
  • His experiences during the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars were the reason he stopped fearing death, but they also left him deeply afraid of dying without accomplishing anything.
  • DO NOT confuse him with the gross Viadimeerkat Catsov or his Copycat Nikita Melnik
  • He threatened to blow new Jersey up
    • He later Blew New Jersey Up during season 2 with Chief Keef
  • He hates Mikhail S. Gorbachev, aka the Pizza Hut Guy, for being the last Soviet Leader who indirectly ended almost all of Communist nations under the end of his leadership. He just wanted Pepsi and Pizza Hut but Viadimir will have something trigger inside his brain when someone mentions him and will go berserk for a second.
  • he is not actually friends with Hiei they are mostly business partners
  • He Destroys Kapitalist NPCS with his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Peepee
  • Viadimir has a sexual attraction to Joseph Stalin
  • kummunism
  • Viadimir hates uma musume LARPers aka people who like Goldship and Agnes only but as season 2 went on it turned into severe hatred for the entire fan base due to Agnes's rings in Romania turning the fanbase into blue archive 2.0
  • Viadimir is zased despite believing in NPC Kommunism
  • Viadimir is known in the sora ai videos to give out awards for certain characters outstanding incompetence these awards include the worst Juggernaut ever awards, The Worst Larper Ever awards, The Potential Juggernaut award the worst concept juggernaut ever award ECT. he often gives a rusty very ugly trophy to anyone who wins these awards
  • Viadimir has so many used tissues in his house from gooning he often has to go to the store to get more lotion and tissues
  • Viadimir tried to date Melody
  • He is wanted by the entire Epstein community for breaking a computer with Unteralterbach on it
  • He spent years telling his family that his sacrifices would eventually be worth it.
  • Koltsov had plans to make a ripoff version of the Darkness Of the Dragon Flame and call it Redness Of the Kommunist Flame however Hiei showed up and threatened to sue him which is why Viadimir went with a domain instead
  • Viadimir was originally meant to get a bankai but I have never seen bleach and I have no idea how a sickle user's bankai would look like

See Also And External Links

Important Characters
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Elite Members
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