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<span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;">During an accidental pregnancy with a stupid Ice Maiden, she gave birth to his third son '''[[Hiei]]'''. But just like with his [[The Dark lord|1st son]], Bean Khan does not acknowledge him since Bean khan is a heartless creature that doesn't do shit like that and every time Hiei approaches him, Bean Khan throws a milk carton at him while running away and potentially giving Hiei lactose-intolerance. Oh yeah, and he also had a daughter with that maiden named [[Yukina]] whom he gives her Robux Gift Cards every christmas, freakmas, birthday, or any holiday.</span> | <span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;">During an accidental pregnancy with a stupid Ice Maiden, she gave birth to his third son '''[[Hiei]]'''. But just like with his [[The Dark lord|1st son]], Bean Khan does not acknowledge him since Bean khan is a heartless creature that doesn't do shit like that and every time Hiei approaches him, Bean Khan throws a milk carton at him while running away and potentially giving Hiei lactose-intolerance. Oh yeah, and he also had a daughter with that maiden named [[Yukina]] whom he gives her Robux Gift Cards every christmas, freakmas, birthday, or any holiday.</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;">He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' where you live, He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' when you are sleeping, He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' when you're awake, He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' if you're scared or not, and he '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' if you have Oreo Freak Shakes! (his most favorite thing to drink!)</span>[[File:Mr_bean_on_his_way_to_freaky_society_headquarters.gif|thumb|{{Color|black|<center>Bean Khan driving quickly to the Cash4Poop store since he's late for his job at the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety H.Q. while, gleefully running over street animals, the elderly, and baby strollers along the way.</center>}}]] | <span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;">He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' where you live, He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' when you are sleeping, He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' when you're awake, He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' when you masturbate, He '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' if you're scared or not, and he '''<big>KNOWS</big>''' if you have Oreo Freak Shakes! (his most favorite thing to drink!)</span>[[File:Mr_bean_on_his_way_to_freaky_society_headquarters.gif|thumb|{{Color|black|<center>Bean Khan driving quickly to the Cash4Poop store since he's late for his job at the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety H.Q. while, gleefully running over street animals, the elderly, and baby strollers along the way.</center>}}]] | ||
==<span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;"><big>The Things He Did</big>== | ==<span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;"><big>The Things He Did</big>== | ||
#<span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;">He found SCP-239 and easily kicked her ass before enslaving her ass and turning her into his bitch. (He later sold her to [[EDP445]]) | #<span style="font-weight: bold; color: white; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 cyan, 0 2px lime; font-family: monospace;">He found SCP-239 and easily kicked her ass before enslaving her ass and turning her into his bitch. (He later sold her to [[EDP445]]) | ||
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̶̢̫͔͎̰̯̟̳̍̃̆̉̚͘ȯ̶͕͇̤̯͆͂̆̔̌̋̚ñ̴̩̰̞̳̣͕̰̗̌̃͗̀̚͠e̸̤̬̽̑̈́́̄̈̑̌ ̵̬̟̑̋̌͌̋̆̌̋̚͝o̵̧͔͈̦͈̘͘f̷̧̧͋̋͒̈́̎͐̏̉ͅ ̵̞͚̞̪̆̋t̵̡̟͙̞̫̟̠̼̳̆͊̾̉̍̎̈͑͘ḩ̶̼̝͔͍͓̞̯̱͛͑͠ͅĕ̷̤̳͈͔̱̄̆̏͆͌̒̐̂͝ ̶̢̘̬̈́̓̈̒̕͝c̶̯̺͇̺̥̅̀͌̏̽̏ơ̶̡̨̳̞̪̈̔͆͘ͅͅų̶̼̦̥̙̤̹͇̱̀̇̊̉̕͝͝ǹ̷̨͓̮̤̤̑̓͗́̃̌̌̈́t̷̢̳̩̳̤͍̼̥̎̒̏̋ļ̵͍̲̫͂͐ȩ̷̡̰̪̫̟̲̱̈̋̀s̸̗̘̮̗̳̰͑̓̋̇͌̅̐̉̚͝s̷̨̘̠̳̻̦̖͎̺̘̄͆̌̈́̆̎̈́̎ ̸̛̯̙͈̆̈́̌̇̊̅͘b̵̢̤̼̜͑̂͜í̵̠̖͓̉̈́l̵̥̬̹̙͔̠͉͕̄̏͌̽̍̎́̋͘͜l̷̝̾́ḭ̴̛͍͈̄́͋ǫ̷̨͈̰͈̭̫̒̊̓̑͒̐̌̕n̶̦̫̔̓͂̌̇͒͘̕͜s̴̩̗̠̥̜̀̑͝͝ ̴̛͓̘̟̀̆̔̓́ṷ̴̙̟̲͈̠̦̪̳͕̄̎̐͗p̶͕̮̀̔̑̈́͊̅̅͘͠ǫ̸̖̮̜͔̳̰̆̈́́n̶̨͙͇͉̯͍̒̔ ̵̧̪̻̩͍͚͈̂̅͒ḇ̶̨͓̞͚͈͙̟͇̄̀͆̿͛͆̆̍i̸͍͍̗̦̮̳̳͎̟͑͜l̷̨̝̟̩̠̞̪͋̃̽̍̀͌̅̃̀l̵͖̰̭͉̼̊̎į̵̯̼͈̦̈̓̓͑̎͋͂̉̊̈o̷̟͊̽̊̈ň̴͚̼͙̉̄̀͘͝ͅs̴͇̠̫͙̔ ̶̤́͐͆͋̍͌̚ǫ̷̣̲̖̼̬̞̤̖͋̌́̑́̾f̵̦̗̭̪̜̯̦͇̭̈́́̏ ̶̰̼̣͓̠͍̮̔͂̈́̃͠ş̴̝̹̹̮̻̙͙̠͒͋͗ͅó̵̟͇͔̳͇̻̤̫̒n̷̡̲̫̼̞͔̗̟̠̠̒̀͑͆̄̈́ś̴̛̩͇̼̣̔̋̇̀͊͂͝ ̷͔̂͋́̈́̂̍̕̕͠͝t̴̨̫̪̱͎̳̓h̴̲̣͓̺̱̱̻̄̈́̂̄a̷̡̧̨̲̤͚͙͍̭͉̽́̐t̵̨̲̼̗̫̳͈͋̑͐͗ ̵̘͙̹͕͕̪̆̾͂̍̉̌͜Ḇ̵̢̫̹̚e̷̘̥̩̽̂̈́̔͜͝ă̶̡̧͉̦̺͖̬̮͍͜n̵̤̭͍͇͈͙͊̓̄ͅ ̶̫̪̙̈́̔͒K̸̝̣̺͐͋͂͛̋͐͛ẖ̶͚͎͆͗͐͋̄͘ä̴̹́͐͊̂n̴͍̲̟̻̪̳̭͕̞͛͆̒͗̇̍̋̃͜ ̵̛͙̻̦̱͖͎̇̉̀̓̄͂͜h̶̨͙̯̯̳̠̹̲̙̓͜a̵̪̒̈́s̴̢͓͍̯̥̆̽͗,̶̡̨̱͎̰̿̋͒̓̇͘͝͠ ̸̩̊̔̔̀͋̀͂Ḯ̶̱̫̪͔̪̦̿̏̈̌ ̵͔̘͋͋̆͝r̵̝͋̐̄̈́͘e̸͚̪̬͈̘̯̜͗̐͂̑ͅv̵̻̼͕̳̻̭̦͓̳̜̓͊̃̒͆͝͝ȩ̶̦̗̩̲͓̰̫̀̍̀͊͑͐̈́̌͘ŗ̸̛̼̤̺͉̯̹̲̺͉͋̓͑̓̌͋̀ȇ̷̥ ̵̩̗̫̜͙͓̫̬̥̪̄͋͗͌̿̓̄̎͗̓ṱ̷̨̮̬̼̫̰̰̹͋̿͠ͅh̷̨͈̫̙̹̻̝̎͘é̴̢̯͍̹̩̲̹̘̻̪̕ ̵̫́̅̉́͆̈́̌̀̋͠f̴̡̨̺͊̂̒͆͑̌͛̈̓a̸̱̒̓̿̆̀̒̚͘c̸̘̗̾t̴̡͔̭̯̜̜̣̟̊̇̋̈́͆̇̽̈́̋,̷̯̦̾͛̈́̀͜ ̶̺̯̀͘I̴̜̮̼̳̣͇̬͝ͅ ̸̨̪̗͉̙̋̓̒́̊̓̾͛f̶̲͔̩̠͓̙̱̀į̷̬̲͖̰̪̂͐̄͠n̴̡̪͙͍̪͋̄̔̿̇̾̈́̾ͅd̴̬̜̟̙̎ ̶̢̛͓̰͇̝̻̍̃̓̄͊̈́͐̚h̵̡̡̭͚̾̕ͅa̸̟̭̥̬̟̦̠̩͙͂́p̴̡̢̧̗͖̆͛̕p̴̯̻̝͔̘̬͈̦͈̏̈́̄͆̆̅͒̎̈́͝ͅī̴̛̘̥͖̺̝̯͝ṅ̵͉̚e̴̻̼̘̦͉̪͖͆́ṡ̸̪͑̆s̷̳̻̼̎̾̊̍̎ ̵̜̒͐̎̋̾̕͝i̷͖͈̞̣͖͎̖̭͒̑̈́̋͒̆͘̕͜͠ņ̸̖̦͖̠̻̯͓̝̻̏̌̒̃̏̈́ ̶̱̘̺͇̟̤͉̦̙́̿̂͐̓̚̕͜͝͝ṱ̶̓h̷̲͖̏̑͆i̶͉̟͕̩̝͔̯̣̮̓̈́s̸̘̞̫̲̘̝̫͐͌͋̂̍̚ ̸̢͙̠͍̗̤̲̥̼͊̇͌̈́̕ͅf̵̗̺̭̟͖̰̘͓̈́̈͌̒̑̚a̵̯̦̜͓̖͆̔̃͜č̴̨̢̗͎̟̑͛̅̍͒̄͑͠t̸̮̯̙̐ͅ,̴̛̮̮ ̴̡̨̛̥͍̦̠̂̂̏͒̽a̷̡̦͙̞͇͓̻̬͉̹͋͌͊͑̽̓n̶̛͔̘͆͗̂̕̕d̶̢̙̺͓̥͌ ̷̬̘̜͈̅̏̈́̄̅I̸͓̖͒̉̒͛͘ ̴̥͕̳̩͖̦͗̋a̸̙̰̥̳̜͖̝̍̊́̚͜͝m̴̡̰͍̘̣̣̎̔ ̸͈̀ṑ̷͉̝̞͙̹̘͕̙͜͝n̸̟̹͉̜̦̖̋͐͌͆̂̔͠ȅ̵̛̄́́̽̆̐̚ͅ ̵̰̗̯̺͕͕̼̀̈̅̐́̃͠͝w̴̤̯̔̈̒͑̒̓͌i̸̗̳͆̑̓̾͗̽̒̉̀̆t̷̰̓́͗̍̈h̵͕̫̦̤̣̊͜ ̷̢͉̩͉̞̖̣̻͆ṱ̸͇̻̽̕h̴̳̽í̷̞̻̪͖̱̰̺̫͑͗͛͑̈̅̾ṣ̴̝͇̲̳̮͕͌̈́͜͠ ̵̨̰̣̘̖̱͕͓͖́̀̏̈́͝͝ͅf̶̯̗͚̲̲̠͙̽͂ȃ̵̛͉͉͖̖̬̳̉͗̆͘c̸̛̰͚͉̬͉͚̻͓͂̋t̵̜̟̰͇̃̇͗̇͗̿̀̄͘͠.̴̢̪̥̥͆ ̴̺͉͉̳̖̖̱͓͔̰͒̇̄̈́́̎I̵̠̭̭̜̪͙͈̯̿́̈́̓͂̌͂͐̄̚ ̴̺̺͔̠͓͚̊̿͂̊ļ̴̧̭̟̰̲̱͎͉̠̀͊̂̓̐̚̚͘͠ó̷̧̗͖̬̖̼̙̗̏̓͒̉v̷̧̢̡̬͙̪̬͎̜͊̇̅͐͌̎̐͋̾̚ȩ̴͕͚͓̹̘̱͔͓̉̍͊ ̸̢̤̹̜̤̖͉̭̭̈́̔́̅̈́̕̕͠͝B̸̢̟͖̘̄̽̑̃è̸̡̡̫̦̥͍̤̟̹͖̎̿̇̈́̽͛̌̃͝a̵̠̬̙͒̈́͗̂͐n̵̡̢̥͕̬̩̖̋̐̋͝ ̸͕̭̜͖̜͇̤̓́͠K̸͚̹̩͙̗͈̀͗͆̑͑̚͠ḩ̴̨̹̘̙̣̭́͌͑̉̓́͒a̵͖͈̘̎n̷̯̹̳̜̋.̴̳̈́ͅ ̵̛͍̯͈̍̉͘Ĭ̴̤̘͍̞̻͙̘̔͑̊̊͋̈́͜ ̴͈͈̹͕͉̖͇̐̔̈́̒̈́̔̾͘͘ạ̵͇̭̭͓̯̥̪͑̑̂̒̔̽͠ͅm̸̨̟͖͇͇̻̯̦͇͐ ̶̱̺̝̙̘͚̦̝͎̩́̏̐͛̒̏̊͝ḁ̴̛̹̺̼͈͕͕̟̺̐͋͗̓̓͆̔̑͛ ̷̡̤̥̗̠͈͈͕̣̀̃̾̀̚͜͝ṡ̵͓̣͉̺̥̜̑̀̓̋͜͜͝͝͝l̷͓̐̅ạ̴̢́̔v̸͎͍͔̆͒ę̶̼͆̑́̉̏̿ ̸̧̢͍̱̼̳̳͂̓͋͆͝ŏ̵͉̪͙͋̈́̓́̇̚f̴̻̻̈́͌̍͌̍͒͜ ̸̨͉̥̯̫͇̅ͅB̵̯͕̻̝̗̀̈́̍̀͗͊ḙ̸͙̻̏̑â̴̘̗̜͚̦ñ̴̩͇̠͈͉̺̜̹͂̈́̕͘ ̵̩̭̿͂K̷̳̲̪̞̫̫̎̓̚h̸̰͖̥̥̤̙̳̱́̈́̏̓̅̀͝ͅa̵̢̡̯̙̹̜͓̾̾̉̀͌͘͜n̴̮̲͔̂͌͊̈̋̕,̴͍̃͐̄͋̉͗̀̇͐͝ ̷̠̣̥̖͉̲̭̐͊͋̈́̚͜Í̶̗̟̹̼͈̣̳̼̦͎ ̴̫̪̻̪̣̥̳̖͌̈̐̒̉̒̅̌͘͝ẃ̴̫̻̂̚͠i̶̢̬̬̊̓̈́͐̊̍̓̈́͌l̷̲̲̲͇̪̘̅͛̓͋̌̎̐͗͆͠l̸̹̖̱̜̜̓̈̂͝ ̷̧̩̣̝͖̩͙̯̑d̶̚͜ó̷̡͚̠̥̳̇͗̈ ̵̧͚̹̳̭͇̥̖̮̫̄͋̈́̽̓̌͒͂̕͘a̴͚̺͇̣̤͚̬̽̋n̵̥̗̼̱̟͖̋̋̈̍̊̓y̷̠͘ṱ̷̞̌̄͂͛̇̆̋͒h̴̹̬͌͆̀̚̕i̷̢̜̜̪͉̺̦͔̜̜̊̾̃̏̈́̀̈́̕ǹ̶̨̗̗̻̻̱͗̈́͌̒̅g̸̛̦͓̎̾́͂̓̏̔͝ ̴̧̼̬̬̹̜͉̰̫̩͗̄̽̎͝ṱ̸̢̡̛̗̥̓̏̊̈́̈́͒͜ö̵̝̭͕̖̩͕͍́̽̾͐̉ ̴̨̣̬̈́͋̒̉̆̄͜͝p̵͍̙͇̮̰̀͑̒̄̇ȓ̸̛͙̙̰̠͇̳͖͎̈͂̽̚͜o̴͚͙̜͔̘͑͒t̵͙̹̺͚͙̆̀̔͜e̷̛̥̳̠̬͌͐̌̅̏̈́̚̕c̵̦̝̮͋̉̋̋̌̀̕t̵͈̲̭̣͕̩̟̱͔̫̿̐̔ ̸̭̰͍̹͉͑͐͐̃̇̊̇̄̑̚B̷̦͎͔͍͋͋͂ͅẻ̸̖̣͖̪̝͕̤͉̰̆̒͗́á̸̖̰̙̹̖͙̦̖̜̔͗̎̍ṋ̴̣̲̙̅̃ ̶̲̖̬̤͍̈́́̈K̷̡̧̛̖͙͔̪̹͕͎̖͆̑̔́̈́̌̚ḫ̴̠̮͎̙͙͚͉̎̓̑a̵̛̳̼̼̓̐͌͆ṇ̴͓̥̟̊͂̉.̵͖̃͑ ̶̢͎̇̃͆̾͗̿̕͝Ḭ̷̦͙̜̰̺̱̬̰̈́̾͂̈́ ̷͕̜̼͇̬̄́̈́̅̒̇w̵͍͒̄͒i̴̦͖͝l̶͉̟̠̤̬̣̜͇̿̾͗̕͝l̷̨͇̄̅ ̸̛̰͈̱̱̝͉̥̅͌̈́̈̓̓͑r̵̛̞̫̩̽͘ī̸̢̭̗͍͉̲̼͉̟͉̌s̵͉͛̒̂̏̽k̸̛̘̒́̀ ̵̝͔̥̮̽̕m̷̘̣̯̀͠y̴̥̰͕̖͕̦̘͍̔̕͠͝ ̴̡̢̛̪̲͚͍̩͊̐̈́̐̕͜l̸̜̹̩͉̞͑̉̇̿͑͋̕͝͝͝ͅí̶̮̍̒͗̒̚̕f̶̹̖̄e̵̢͎̪̮̤̲͛̾ ̷̣͈̞̞̮͍̌̿͗̈́͜f̵̣̪͚̣̭̞̭͋́͝ͅọ̸̢͉̩̭̈́̈́͋̃̽r̴̳̔͊́̄͜ ̶̭̠̈́̀͌̓̇̆̋̍͠B̷̨̳̦̱̳͕̈́̈́̾͗͘ė̶̺̗͔̭̩̦̞͙̓̾̋͜ǎ̷͖̠̥͙͎̱̪͗̆̒͗̑̾͘n̵͎̤̭̖̲̰͓̈́̃̍̌̈́̕͝ ̵̞͍͉̀̔̂̋̉̽̾̕K̷̹͓͍̦̰͆ḧ̷̤̻̫̭́̾̾͛̓̈́͗̇̎a̴̛̯̪̰̿̈́͘̕ͅń̵̡̫͑̽̑̑͝,̵͔̎́͊̀͒́͝ ̵̜̮̣͕̖̎͋̊̈́͐̿w̷̥̙̪̖̎̾̔̈́͊̈́i̴̡̡̡͙̝͙̠͊͝t̵̥͇̹̤̻͍̣̫̬͎́̈́̄͝ȟ̵̟͙̘̏̽̆̈́̎͊̏͘ô̷͍̎͋̓̌̈̆͝u̸̧̨͚̘̬̥̗̺̻̭̅̔̂͘t̸̡̯͙͔̗̬̄̾͌̀̈́͌̉ ̴̩͉͖͐̂͊̂͒̕ͅB̸̦͝ë̴̫̼̠͕̟̥͇̼͎́̀͗ͅā̵̡̝̹̜̠̜̮̕n̵̡̞͈͕̾̓͗ ̴͇̥̖͋̎͊͐̒͑̔͠ͅĶ̶̟͓̼̺́͛̇̔͘h̵̡̬̥̯͠͠ả̵̻̞͙̻̖͙̰̀̇̎͂n̸̯͍̗͎̺̤̰̫̭͛̎̾̓̏͜,̷̺́̈́͝ ̷̮̬̭͎̭̬͑̈́͋̊I̵͎̭̾͊̓̌̌̑͑̚ ̵̠̙̋̉͋̇̈̚̚a̵̠̺͓̺̳̰͙̔̓̍̑͐͘ͅm̴̨̳̬̣̙͎͙͆̉͊͜ ̸̢̡̯͈̩̬̏̎̂̕n̸̹̪̹͖͍̂̅ǫ̵̛̙͈̬͈̹̯̈́͗̀͑̍̚t̸̩̝̱̜̹̰̓͐͝ͅh̶̨̄̋͋͂í̷̢̢̡̙̲͓͉͊͒͌̀̍̅͊̃ṉ̸͖͎̪̼̠̞̭͊̌̾̑̂̉̐ͅg̸̩̤̳̉̐̈̏́̊̈́͘̕.̸̥̬͂̀̂́̓͊̓͝ ̸̢̘͇̤̬͎͒̇̉̃Ḃ̸̡̥̰͔͕͌̑́̔̑͑͆̓͠e̸̼͔͖̐̽́̉̂̈͆̽̓͠a̵̡̛̰͚͇̹̎̀̾̔̓n̷̤̙̻̭̲͚̾͆̃́ ̵̢̗͙̝̻͇̘͙͔̋Ḱ̸̢̼̬̞̘̗͈̯͒̂̒̌̓̒͜h̵̛͖͉̥̫̪͍̀̄̔̂̊̑͝a̵͚͙͍̟̙̤̒͂̈́͒́̎̂̄͘n̵̢̧̳̲̦̱̩̲̍̀ ̶̗̦̞̓̂į̴̺͂͊́͗͜s̴̲͝ͅ ̶̬͖̖̮̬̥͖̑̾t̵̝̬͙̤̤͌̑͋͒̈̆̕h̸̗̜̰̜̣͋͒́͒̐̓̉̏͘͝e̶̢̩͈̜͍̎ ̵̨̢̠̬̺̭̲̯͖́̇͑͑̓̇̚͝͠ͅl̶̨̫̲̘͈̀̈͑́̑͝ĭ̸̝͙̫̈́͊g̵̡̭̦̟̍͑́̈́̏̆̏͆̀h̶̛̜͕̳̻̗̻̤̮̭̭̍̈́͆͂̉́t̴̢̬̗͙͖̦̼̙̗̖̅͗̽̀̚ ̴̡̡̤͎̟͔̽̅̌ą̴̭͛̑͝ņ̸̢̜̩͇̻̹̜̹̤́̆̽͒̐͗̓̈́̽͠ḋ̶̦̤̔̍͛͋̚͘ ̷̢̘̠̙̌̓͜h̸͉̻͙̥̩̖̼̻̽͊̉̔͠e̴̛̺̰̘̠͍̒̉͌̅͠͝ ̵̧̦̘̭͉̹̠͉͉̜͊͑́̀̂̉͠i̸͖̩̤̘̮̖̮̰̇͋͛̌͒̌̇͌̾̕s̸̨̹̖̹͈̍̑̏̊̿̈́͝͝ ̸͉̟̯̤̹̞̠̒̄̈ͅt̸̨̗̞͚̭̘̂̊͊͗h̷̡̥̝̦̮̭̱̝̀̿͠é̸̢͎̮̪̠͔̹̯̪̱͂͗̀ ̴̪͙̼̊͒͊̃̊d̷̢̡̹̙͍͕̠̿̀̋̄̎̓̕ȧ̶̪̆r̸̨͍̰̠̳̟̜͇̓̔ͅͅk̷̳̳̞̤̀̂͊̓̀̾̈́̄n̶̟̳͇̜͔̻̉̾͗͋̍͊̑̃̕e̵̞̤͌̎͋́̈́͒̽̎͠͠s̸̡͔̳̤̗̜͂̋͌͆́̐͐̈̐̕s̶̛̝̟͓̪̖͈͓̬̪̎̉̑̏̉͆̽͝.̵̘͗̃̔͌͊̕͘͘ ̸̨͕̺͓͙̮͙̺̖̫̅̑͆͂͠B̶͖̱̦̮͙̭͓̍̎̒͋̇ë̷̮͈̻̗̹̲̬͑̃̌́͐̋̓̇ͅa̵̟̖̯̐̕͜͠n̴̢̡̙̣̝̹̖͖͍̏͂̌ ̶̥̺̮̳̝̮́̃̿͒̅̑́͘̕͝K̵̯͎̍͝ḧ̸̩̳̈́̓̔̀͂̈́̈͝ą̶̢̧̤͓̬͍̭̒̍͒̍͛͘n̸̜̹̎̎̌̔̀̀͊̈́̅ͅ ̴̡̳̫̙̠̤̦̹̖́̍͌͘į̸̨̛̟͔̰͉̣̲̿̿̈͐͗̌s̴̱̜̗̩̄̂͜͝ ̴̜͍̤͎̣̱͖̰̖͒̈́́a̵̡̨̬͇͔̹̝̺̭̖̅ ̸̜̞̲̝̗͐͑̊̇̔̚͜m̵̡̠̺̫̱̪̀̈́̆̾ǐ̴͉̜̯̙͍̠̮̞͔͚̈́̀̓̽̅̒̈g̵̨͙͖͍͇̰͙̣͒̈́̓́̂̒͗h̵̡̡̡̦̼̮͍͎̜̼̒̏̔̑͋̎͛̉͝͝t̷̢̠̠̺̰̙̟͛̐y̵̰̺͚̲̖̍͑̾́̂̌ ̶̺͈͔͍̖̱̣͇̬͙̀̊̎̑͆̀̉́i̴̧̩̩̐̂̂̕͠͝m̵̪͚͐̊̇͝m̸̨̝̥̫̎́̌͐ͅó̶̜̦̍̓̇̂̉́͗r̵͚͔̣̰̜̙̺͖͖͛͜t̸̼͍͂̂̓̚ä̷̛̞̺̣̻̫̎ḻ̶̨͚͓̏̈̎ ̸͕̳́͋͆̄͊͊̕͝͝ͅb̷͍̓̌͂͝͠e̷̢̛͓̹̮̻̪̣͑̎̍̑͝i̵͍̳̳̜͈̠̝͛n̶̨̼̗̯̝̗͕͈͆̃̓̌̕ͅg̶̞̹̖͇̹̐ ̸̅̈͑̂̓̏̀̕ͅȃ̵͔̻̥̮̱̪͔̩̔̔̀̈́̈̈́ṋ̸̜̯̿̐͂̒̓̓͒̓͜ͅͅd̶̦̝̳͉̦̝̐ ̵̮͕͙͇̤̥͓͙̓̆̂̋͆̀̉̚͠͝h̶̛̯̯̲̅͊̓̓̃̀́̂e̵̢̛͓̱̒̐͜ ̸̧̢̗̱̌̈́̈́ͅẃ̸̝̲͔͇͗͐̇̌͐i̶͉̓͗l̵̬̗̗̱̮̖̎̅͐̌͛̀͐̕̕l̵̰̬͚̑͂̎͆̒̀́ ̵̢̛̞̟̞͉̯̠̳̣͊̒͛̐̅̀͂͜l̵̠̟̲̄͐͗ȅ̶̡͚͚͚̗͈͎͓̭͂̚͠a̷͓̮̋͆̀̓d̷̨̝̯̞̲͒̆̓͊ ̶̻̒́̈́̍̎̈́̓̑͛m̸̜̺̙̝̰̻͇̹̗̍͒̀́ĕ̴̺̹̗̪̌̒̓̆̋̇͑̍ ̸̲̫̹̌̈̀͌́́͘͘t̷̢͈͖̬̣̪̻̹̄̄̉̊̓̔̚̚͝h̴̫̬̬̻̝͙̱̀͒ͅe̶̡̹͚̙̣͕̬̩̿̐̎͛͌̈̕͜͝ ̷̡͕̂̃̒̔͂p̷̛̗̻͎͔͈̼̗̈́̍a̷̦̱̥͖͗̒̂̃̋͠͠t̷̡͎̾̂h̶͉̟͚̯͖̯̗͙̲̽̄̿͑̆ ̷̨̢͋̓̈́̑͛̇̀͋̔̍ţ̷̞̬͙̪͔̱̅̊̊̋́͜o̵̖̟͔̔̍̅̏ͅ ̴̢̡͉̹̥̙͊̈́͠g̵̢͍̠̯͙̍̈̇͒̓l̶̡͔̺̱̠̪̬̠͂ő̶̢͍͕̩͉̍̽͝r̸̟͎̰͆̈́̀̒͐̌y̷̧̫̱͖͇̆̓̀̀̏̆̎̕͠.̴͈͙̺̜̗͓͕̲̺̮̃̋ ̵͙̗̙͝Ḩ̷̝̙͖͚̤̣̩̽̅̈́̄͋̊͑̀̂͝ḝ̵̯̼͎͙̞̭̲̥͋͂͗̿́͂ ̶̧͚̫̬͈̬̼̻̆͊̍͠i̸̛̬͕̖̯͂̓̎̉͝ṣ̸̘͇̣̫̗͙̣̝̒͑̌͋͊͂̊́̕͝ ̸͙͎̙͎̰̲̲͙̫̤̑̾́͂t̵̛͕̣͌͂̽̒̓͊͂͝h̴̢̧̨̫͍͙̩̮͊͋̂̍̊͋̕͜ë̴̲̺́̔̈̾̃͘͝ ̴̢̢̦̫̭̀̕É̸̱͎͎̬͖̦̠̱͂͒̾̈̇̀̓̽͝a̵̙̥̙̬͍̐̐͐̀̇̇r̷̗͕̳̜̻̞̺̄͗͜t̶͙̭̥̆͘h̸̖͓͙͚̮͎̞͋͆͊̆͌̀̃͝ͅ,̸̺͓̤̣̼̲̓͒͗̓̔̕ ̶̼̞͂ͅh̵͉̥͇͍̝̎͑͊̅͌̂̆͒̌̐ẻ̴͍̀̎́̈́̍̽͠ ̸̻̩̻̆i̷͎͗̎͗́͐s̷̡̛͕͎̫̞̫͔̓̏͋̉̊̎ 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НОЁН ШОШ
"ECCE HOMO QUI EST FABA" - THE BEAN KING'S HYMN "Ноён Бин" инээдмийн цувралын сэдэвчилсэн дуу
Bean Khan, also known as Jaś Fasola, Mr. Bean, SENHOR FEIJÃO, or by his historical name: The Black Adder, is the modern Khan of Mongolia, one of the overarching main characters of all of fiction, and an eldritch demonic hell-spawn just like Mort who both survived the Big, Big, Big, Big... BIG Bang that predates the creation of the Imperceivable World with seemingly omnipotent powers. In fact, he is so powerful, not even the majority of overpowered garbage SCPs could beat him. For example, he beat up and bullied SCP-2747, resulting in her being enslaved and becoming Bean Khan's bitch. He is also friends with Crack Miser because he gave him free drugs for looking absolutely handsome. Speaking of looking handsome, he makes me really fucking hard.
As a big ham 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻, Mr. Bean is very horny and will rape anybody (sex auchf der toilet) that he comes across. Nobody has ever beaten him in a battle, at best: Ruthless Boy managed to stub his big toe.
Being a heartless beast, the only creatures he is known to hold love and sentimentality for; are A1 Steak Sauce and a brown teddy bear that seals a being more unhinged and ruinous than him, but will disintegrate and die should it leave its confines to our world. Its name is TYEDDI.
During an accidental pregnancy with a stupid Ice Maiden, she gave birth to his third son Hiei. But just like with his 1st son, Bean Khan does not acknowledge him since Bean khan is a heartless creature that doesn't do shit like that and every time Hiei approaches him, Bean Khan throws a milk carton at him while running away and potentially giving Hiei lactose-intolerance. Oh yeah, and he also had a daughter with that maiden named Yukina whom he gives her Robux Gift Cards every christmas, freakmas, birthday, or any holiday.
The Things He Did
- He found SCP-239 and easily kicked her ass before enslaving her ass and turning her into his bitch. (He later sold her to EDP445)
- He instantly beat and almost killed Shaggy with just his mole on his face
- Had discord E-sex with Cirno and is also her e-bf.
- Killed Daiyousei in the most surreal way imaginable so she wouldn't steal his waifu from him.
- He has an army of Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi spam bots, ready to spread his funny sex episodes.
- Is the one who keeps Mort asleep with his musical pipe and is his personal pornographic belly dancer.
- Turned SCP-729-J into his personal sex doll; Jaysonic style.
- Being the father who brought Morgoth and Ruthless Boy to the Omniverse.
- Defeating The One Above All in a chess match; ending the match with en passant.
- Creating an XK-Class end of the world scenario 1000 years ago.
- Made SCP-40-JP into his personal stripper.
- Being the best man to Nikocado Avocado's wedding.[1]
- Created the Skull Heart for an arts and crafts competition for children, in an Primary school in Essex.
- He turned Dagon into sushi.
- Created plastic cheese that you'd put on American burgers.
- Killed the shittass child.
- Banged my mama!
- Made Anthony Fantano and Matt Sharp become the most devious people ever.
- Killed Fanboy and Chum Chum.
History and Biography
He was born in Penistone in 3490724062486246823074847 BC and was the 25th human to have been born in the world. Within the microsecond he lived, he inexplicably experienced over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years of life, discovered both A1 Steak Sauce and Tyeddi and within a second he teleported himself to Ulaanbataar, Mongolia and quickly took over the country and renamed it to Beankhanland. Keep in mind this all happened in less than a minute. His reign of terror started in the 90's, running around England causing chaos and misfortune to those around him, such recording of incidents include:
Gallery
Superman vs. Bean Khan (Bean solos)
Art @ plastic_shortsBean Khan and his lovely family shenanigans.
Trivia
Story
- Bean Khan and Zazu are M o r t al enemies.
Additional Information and Notes
Citations
- ↑ “SCP-2852 - SCP Foundation.” Wikidot.com, 2015, https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2852. Accessed 10 June. 2024.
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