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{{Character | {{Character | ||
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|Name=<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center"><u>Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ I,</u><br><br> | |Name=<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center"><u>Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ I,</u><br><br>GOONGH-BOSS of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ GOONGH-HORDE of AMERIKKKA "Galactic ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดosaurus-Rex, Indestructible Space Gooner God of the Foreseeable Universe, Galactic Celestial Constellational ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ God of War, DA GOONMASTER, Shitposts and Insanity, ANโ DA BIGGEST BOSS DERE EVER WUZ also known as Noctulian ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ" <small>OC FO TOAF TODD LICKE</small></span> | ||
|Image=[[File:๐
๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐.png|250px|๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐]] | |Image=[[File:๐
๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐.png|250px|๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐]] | ||
|Real Full Name= | |Real Full Name=[[File:Censored.png|90px|center]] | ||
|Appearances= | |Appearances= | ||
|First Appearance= | |First Appearance= | ||
| | |Voice Actor= | ||
|Aliases=*FreakBob Goonelius | |Epiteth=<center>FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut SkibidiRizz theRealSigma Rizzler Ohio Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด and getting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐" | ||
|Aliases={{scroll| | |||
*FreakBob Goonelius | |||
*Martin Kissnut | *Martin Kissnut | ||
*SkibidiRizz the RealSigma | *SkibidiRizz the RealSigma | ||
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*FreakyBob | *FreakyBob | ||
*FreakBob | *FreakBob | ||
*Achungulation | |||
*The TRUE Devil | |||
*Black Rabbit of Inlรฉ | |||
*Satan's Great Great Great Grandfather | |||
*The Ultimate Void | |||
*The Embodiement of Evil | |||
*The Lord of Chaos | |||
*The Master of Omnicide | |||
*The Angel of Omnideath | |||
*The Vermilion Chung | |||
*The Vermilion Chungus | |||
*The Rabbit of Ultradeath | |||
*The Ultimate Evil | |||
*The Evil One<br> | |||
*The Grandmaster of Demise<br> | |||
*The Demon God<br> | |||
*The King of Darkness<br> | |||
*The Father of Hatred<br> | |||
*The Devil before the Devil<br> | |||
*The King of Evil and Sin<br> | |||
*The God of the 7 Deadly Sins<br> | |||
*The Dark Lord<br> | |||
*The Darkest Lord<br> | |||
*The Lord Darker than Dark<br> | |||
*The Ultimate Sinner<br> | |||
*The Greatest Sinner in all of Creation<br> | |||
*The Great Rabbit of Despair<br> | |||
*Xholghashoz<br> | |||
*Xholghashoz, The Evil Incarnate<br> | |||
*Xholghashoz, The Chaos Bringer<br> | |||
*The Evil<br> | |||
*The Grandest Malice<br> | |||
*The Nightmare<br> | |||
*The Lord of all Death, Malice and Suffering<br> | |||
*It<br> | |||
*The Darkest Chungus<br> | |||
*The Demonic Thing<br> | |||
*The Beast Beyond all the Evils of Hell<br> | |||
*Zalgo's Great-Great-Great Grandpa<br> | |||
*The Void of Despair<br> | |||
*The Entity<br> | |||
*The Being so vile and incomprehensible that it would drive one insane<br> | |||
*The Lord of Nightmares<br> | |||
*The Emperor of Oblivion<br> | |||
*The King of True Oblivion<br> | |||
*The Deity of Hate<br> | |||
*The Anti-God of the Omniverse<br> | |||
*The Death Bringer<br> | |||
*The Dark Reaper<br> | |||
*The Boogeyman<br> | |||
*The Oogie Boogie Woogie Man<br> | |||
*The Original Dirt Devil<br> | |||
*Lesbian Porn<br> | |||
*Azathoth's Nightmare<br> | |||
*Yggzag'ozth<br> | |||
*Yogzagozth<br> | |||
*Demogzoggoth the World Eater<br> | |||
*Vargaroth the Unspeakable<br> | |||
*The Satan Before the Satan<br> | |||
*The Sponge God<br> | |||
*Scott Cawthon's nightnmare<br> | |||
*The Sponge Devil<br> | |||
*Chungy Devil<br> | |||
*SpongeBob in Scott Cawthon's Nightmare}} | |||
|Chronological Age=<center>''Primordial <small>(Uncountable)</small>'' | |Chronological Age=<center>''Primordial <small>(Uncountable)</small>'' | ||
|Birthday=<center>June 29<sup>th</sup>โ โ๏ธ | |Birthday=<center>June 29<sup>th</sup>โ โ๏ธ | ||
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|Neurodevelopmental Disorder= | |Neurodevelopmental Disorder= | ||
|Blood Type=<center>''Does not match any type.'' | |Blood Type=<center>''Does not match any type.'' | ||
|Religion= | |Religion= | ||
|Alignment=<center><span style="background:linear-gradient(#a30303 | |Alignment=<center><span style="background:linear-gradient(#a30303, deeppink); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''PSYCHOTIC OMNIMALEVOLENT'''</span> | ||
|Previous Residence= | |Previous Residence= | ||
|Residency= | |Residency= | ||
|Education= | |Education= | ||
|Previous Occupation= | |Previous Occupation= | ||
|Occupation= | |Occupation= | ||
|Rizz=<center>๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐ฟ | |Rizz=<center>๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐ฟ | ||
|Signature=<center><div style="background: #efe9dd;"><span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ'''</span>/<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ'''</span> | |Signature=<center><div style="background: #efe9dd;"><span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ'''</span>/<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ'''</span> | ||
|Woke=<center><span style="color: #fff; padding: 15px; margin-top: 20px; font-family: monospace; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 green, 0 2px blue;"><strong>ERROR</strong> 404</span> | |Woke=<center><span style="color: #fff; padding: 15px; margin-top: 20px; font-family: monospace; text-shadow: 2px 0 red, -2px 0 green, 0 2px blue;"><strong>ERROR</strong> 404</span> | ||
|Criminal Record= | |Criminal Record=<center><u><big>EVERYTHING!</big></u><br> | ||
|Kill Count=<center> | ''Notable Examples:''</center> | ||
*Mass Omnicide | |||
*Crimes against the Omniverse | |||
*Being Born | |||
*Breathing | |||
*Talking <small>(though he barely fucking does it)</small> | |||
*Standing | |||
*Existing | |||
*Lollygagging | |||
*Chewing | |||
*Being the ultimate Embodiment of Evil | |||
|Kill Count=<center>Irrelevant<br><small>(Exceeds the concept of kill count)</small> | |||
|Award= | |Award= | ||
|Personality= | |Personality= | ||
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|Fighting Style= | |Fighting Style= | ||
|Paraphernalia= | |Paraphernalia= | ||
|Vehicle=<center> | |Vehicle=<center>Multiple ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Galaxies | ||
|Attribute=<center>''Solos all fiction.'' | |Attribute=<center>''Solos all fiction.'' | ||
|Food= | |Food= | ||
|Steak= | |Steak= | ||
|Goal=< | |Goal=*Destroy all of existence. <small>(''All of Fiction'')</small> {{color|Gray|<small>(ongoing)</small>}} | ||
|Dream=<center> | *Find all McGuffins across the Omniverse for fimself. <small>(''All of Fiction'')</small> {{color|Gray|<small>(ongoing)</small>}} | ||
*Destroy the NPC Alliance and kill all NPCs that oppose him. <small>(''All of Fiction'')</small> {{color|Gray|<small>(ongoing)</small>}} | |||
*Trick Lord Quantarr into giving him the '''''<big>ฮฉM3Gสปร Mรซแด3 m๐
ฐ๏ธฤฬฃฤฅยกNe</big>''''' by using his dead wife as bait <small>(''Endgame Saga'')</small> {{color|limegreen|<small>(succeeded)</small>}} | |||
*Fuse with all living things in the OmniMemeVerse <small>(''Big Chungus Rampage 3: Big Chungus VS Achungulation'')</small> {{color|#9FD14F|<small>(briefly succeeded)</small>}} | |||
*[https://youtu.be/NFeUko-lQHg?is=JxtieytNRDeZH0U9 {{color|black|Break on through to the other side}}] of the Omniverse, destroying all of real life {{color|Gray|<small>(ongoing, probably never gonna happen tbh)</small>}} | |||
|Dream=<center><span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,Red 30%,Red 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.03em Black;text-align:center"><big>'''Nugetian Meat-cycle'''</big></span> | |||
|Complexion=<center>{{Colorbox|#fcfe4f|Light Brilliant Yellow|Black}} | |Complexion=<center>{{Colorbox|#fcfe4f|Light Brilliant Yellow|Black}} | ||
|Hair Color=<center>N/A | |Hair Color=<center>N/A | ||
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|Cousin=<center>[[Extra FreakyBob|{{color|blue|Extra ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐Bob}}]] | |Cousin=<center>[[Extra FreakyBob|{{color|blue|Extra ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐Bob}}]] | ||
|Ward= | |Ward= | ||
|Friends=*๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Patrick <small>{{color|red|(Deceased)}}</small> | |Friends=[[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|50px|center|link=๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety]] | ||
<center>All of the<br>[[๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety|<span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ffdd00,#238020,#0080ff,#ff0040); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''The''' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ '''SUSiety!'''</span>]]</center> | |||
*๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Patrick <small>{{color|red|(Deceased)}}</small> | |||
*Ka-Chung <small>(best friends)</small> | *Ka-Chung <small>(best friends)</small> | ||
*Dr. Hรคmsterviel | *Dr. Hรคmsterviel | ||
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*Beth <small>(Fis Biggest Fan!)</small> | *Beth <small>(Fis Biggest Fan!)</small> | ||
*[[Enrique|{{color|green|Mort E. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐}}]] <small>(Occasionally; Frenemies)</small> | *[[Enrique|{{color|green|Mort E. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐}}]] <small>(Occasionally; Frenemies)</small> | ||
|Employees=[[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|25px|link= | |Employees=<center>[[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|25px|center|link=๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety]] [[๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety|<span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ffdd00,#238020,#0080ff,#ff0040); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''The''' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ '''SUSiety!'''</span>]] | ||
|Previous Affiliations= | |Previous Affiliations= | ||
|Affiliations=[[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|25px|link= | |Affiliations=<center>[[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|25px|center|link=๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety]] [[๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety|<span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ffdd00,#238020,#0080ff,#ff0040); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''The''' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ '''SUSiety!'''</span>]] | ||
|Enemies=<center>'''99% of all life within the entirety of all fiction and the [https://characters.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters <span style="background-image:linear-gradient(120deg,#8e2f29, #b06c49, #dbc87c, #84d0b6, #686dad, #a25d9e, #c05c9c); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color:White; -webkit-text-stroke: 0.175em transparent; font-family:Balthazar">Omniverse</span>]''' | |Enemies=<center>'''99% of all life within the entirety of all fiction and the [https://characters.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters <span style="background-image:linear-gradient(120deg,#8e2f29, #b06c49, #dbc87c, #84d0b6, #686dad, #a25d9e, #c05c9c); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color:White; -webkit-text-stroke: 0.175em transparent; font-family:Balthazar">Omniverse</span>]''' | ||
|Phone Number= <center><big>'''Pick up the phone to find out!!!'''</big> | |Phone Number= <center><big>'''Pick up the phone to find out!!!'''</big> | ||
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|[[File:FreakyBob.webp|80x80px|link=]] <big>,ย <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ '''</span></big> | |[[File:FreakyBob.webp|80x80px|link=]] <big>,ย <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ '''</span></big> | ||
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| style="width: 50%; margin-right:0;" |''WHATEVER IN CREATION EXISTS WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT โค๏ธ<br>HOW WOULD YOU EXPECT TO HIDE FROM ME?<br>[[File:WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE.gif|link=]]'' | |||
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The <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Noctulian Bob'''</span>, also known as the <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Bob of the Noctulian'''</span>, known by fis followers as๐
'Fis Supreme Divinity <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ '''</span>(fhe/fim/fis), <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Cosmic God of War and the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด'''</span>, the <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Unimcomprehensiunquerable'''</span>, <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Emperor Freaky Bob I'''</span>, <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Emperor of the Freaky GOONGH of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดville'''</span>, or simply asย <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''FreakyBob'''</span> <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''GoonPants'''</span> <small>(Signature: <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ'''</span>/<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ'''</span>)</small> is a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐male sponge, the inventor of sex, the emperor and patriarch of ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville, and the main god of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ism religion as the God of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด celebrated by his fellow ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers; known for acting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ around people and calling people on the phone. Fhe is known publicly and by his fellow agents as the <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, Purple 0%, Purple 25%, Indigo 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: White;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Vermilion Chungus'''</span>, or simply as the <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, Purple 0%, Purple 25%, Indigo 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: White;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''Chungularity'''</span>, or by fis countless other public monikers. Fhe is THE true overarching antagonist of all fiction and the main antagonist of the ''Omniverse Saga'' as fhe is responsible for almost ALL evil in all existences with fhe being the supreme leader and founder of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety. Fhe is responsible for every death, disease, conflict, natural disaster and every hardship in general. It is all just amusing events for fim to cause within fis "game" that fhe calls the Omniverse. Alongside fis best frenemy Enrique, they're both Cosmic Gods who are Outerversal 11<sup>th</sup> Dimensional Eldritch Horrors, who are both Utter Oblivion years old. They both created the Omniverse and were going it the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐verse or sexiverse before deciding to call it the Omniverse for some reason. Fhe also created our world and was going to name it either ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐stan or Sexland before settling on Earth for some reason. Fhe is also the reason why you have to have sex to have babies instead of literally any other method, this means that if you don't have sex nobody will be born anymore and society will crumble and collapse, leading to the extinction of the human race. Thus, the entire meaning of life is about being ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐, as fhe envisioned and intended. '''''๐น๐ป๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ธ๐ต, ๐ฑ๐พ๐ฑ?''''' Fhe and Enrique eat human flesh. | |||
During the 6<sup>th</sup> millennium, fhe was assassinated by the NPC fool Ren Hรถek at one point, but fhe was naturally resurrected by his fellow ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers because fhe cannot die permanently. Fhe also spotted Crack Miser and ran to talk to him and asked him if he's ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and you know Crack Miser didn't listen because he's high on crack but they still talked and became homies that day. Fhe is also a Cosmic God of War, Shitposting and Insanity who lives in space across all multiverses, fhe invented the black hole in order to suck all the anti-gooners, normies, and NPCs in and spaghettify them to death, but it failed its purpose and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was disappointed. Fhe blesses the world by raining dildoes from the sky one time. Fhe is possibly related to the oldest known deity in history: the Mesopotamian goddess of fertility and sex Inanna/Ishtar. Fhe sucks toes. Fhe's true form is currently trapped underneath the 1<sup>st</sup> Wall and has been there since long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, LONG ago. Legend says that when the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety finally frees fis true form, the final phase of the ''Final War'' will commence and all of fiction will fight against each other not just for themselves, but for the fate of the Omniverse. | |||
Fhe is omnipresent, omnipotent, and omnisexual, and is one of the only characters on this wiki to not be fictional. Everyone is afraid of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. Even Dotar Surk and his three disciples are afraid of fim. Nobody can understand fim anyways and all attempts lead into insanity. Fhe cannot die since fhe is truly immortal, but fhe still feels pain. Fis main goal is to complete the Nugetian Meat-cycle which would lead to the absolute destruction of everything in all existences and revert it to nothing. Apart from that, fis goal is completely unknown and so are fis intentions. Maybe fhe's doing all of this for fis own amusement, maybe fhe's trying to prove some god awful shitass "point" that doesn't justify jackshit, or maybe fhe simply wants to be alone forever. We may and probably never know. All that is known is that once the Nugetian Meat-cycle is completed, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ will commence '''''<u><big>[[CUMageddon|{{color|blue|THE END OF ALL THINGS}}]]</big></u>''''' and (as you fucking guessed) everything will disappear forever into the darkest of [[Nothing|{{color|blue|nothing}}]]... Even when the Omniverse and all realities perish, fhe will still be alive, traversing through the void of true absolute nothingness for all eternity and beyond in utter despair and misery from the realization that fhe will never have sex again. Fhe will be unable to create life, stars, planets, or literally anything else after the CUMageddon. | |||
Due to fis many monikers, this article will refer to as ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ for simplicity sake. | |||
==๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Characteristics and General Information== | ==๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Characteristics and General Information== | ||
===Inventions=== | ===Inventions=== | ||
*Life itself | *'''Life itself''' | ||
*Sex | *'''Sex''' | ||
*Reinventing Freaky Fridays | *'''Reinventing Freaky Fridays''' | ||
*Inventing Freakpay | *'''Inventing Freakpay''' | ||
*Reinventing Licking freaky | *'''Reinventing Licking freaky''' | ||
*Introducing Freaky Island | *'''Introducing Freaky Island''' | ||
*The freak death penalty | *'''The freak death penalty''' | ||
*Freaky Weakies | *'''Freaky Weakies''' | ||
*Gooning | *'''Gooning''' | ||
*Freaking | *'''Freaking''' | ||
*Felonies | *'''Felonies''' | ||
*Ohio | *'''Ohio''' | ||
*Skbidi Toilet | *'''Skbidi Toilet''' | ||
*Lawsuits | *'''Lawsuits''' | ||
*Fortnite | *'''Fortnite''' | ||
*Ballsacks | *'''Ballsacks''' | ||
*Edginf | *'''Edginf''' | ||
*Skibidi Toilet | *'''Skibidi Toilet''' | ||
*Freaky Patrick | *'''Freaky Patrick''' | ||
*Tomato sauce | *'''Tomato sauce''' | ||
*Testicular Torsion | *'''Testicular Torsion''' | ||
*Onion | *'''Onion''' | ||
*Toasters | *'''Toasters''' | ||
===Crimes=== | ===Crimes=== | ||
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==๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ History and Biography== | ==๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ History and Biography== | ||
===<big>{{Color|black|Past and Background}}</big>=== | ===<big>{{Color|black|Past and Background}}</big>=== | ||
<center>๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's origins are a complete mystery, as | <center>๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ <small>A.K.A.</small> the Chungularity's origins are a complete mystery, as the supreme omnimalevolent representation of all evil within fiction who's been around for eons upon eons, fhe naturally is mentally ill and as a result of this, fhe doesn't have any coherent memories or recollection about fis past. | ||
No trace of | No trace of fis past or origins can be found whatsoever, no matter how hard anyone attempts to analyze or capture fim. | ||
What is known though, is that life never existed before his existence as fhe was the very first being to exist. Fhe had created fimself.</center> | What is known though, is that life never existed before his existence as fhe was the very first being to exist. Fhe had created fimself.</center> | ||
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๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created the first fish, and fhe tries to raise him to be freaky. But the fish wandered off to hawk tuah NPCville for an overnight vacation. They came back, and when ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ learns where they went to, fhe sigma grimace shaked their skin off and wore it for the rest of the morning. This was the first murder in the Omniverse. | ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created the first fish, and fhe tries to raise him to be freaky. But the fish wandered off to hawk tuah NPCville for an overnight vacation. They came back, and when ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ learns where they went to, fhe sigma grimace shaked their skin off and wore it for the rest of the morning. This was the first murder in the Omniverse. | ||
According to legends of the Big Chungus franchise, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was the ''Nothing'' before the beginning of all timelines, and has always been there since before there was any time in any existence. Before ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was known as ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, fhe was an enigmatic being of pure darkness called ''The Ultimate Void'' or ''The Ultimate Evil'' and fhe planned on consuming all things in the Omniverse, but 4 heroes, Meme Supreme: The Lord of the Memes, Pablo Chungus: The Great God of all Chungi, Pabla Chungus: The Female Great God of all Chungi, and Lord Norris: The Strongest one and Father of Chuck Norris, came outta nowhere lightning fast and banished fim back to where fhe came from, but fhe consumed Pabla, killing her. Eventually ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was imprisoned in the plank realm for all eternity (not!) | |||
After Zero had created <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">Siabaggadhizh</span></span> and <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;"><span style="color:black;">Oxenobrisus</span></span>, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would arise from the Deeper Void and grab Zero, attemping to drag it down to the Undervoid with fim. Zero sacrificed itself and created an unimaginable number of realities, turning itself into The Zero Point. But ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ soon realized what Zero did and wanted to destroy all realities ([https://youtu.be/KOaeDHeJ80I?is=O8qemUbRuTGvbt1 {{color|blue|ah shit, here we go again}}]). This event would later be known as ''The First Big Bang'', the event that created the Known Omniverse, or | |||
<span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">Siabaggadhizh</span></span> and <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;"><span style="color:black;">Oxenobrisus</span></span> were mad that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ killed Zero (their sugar mommy), so they started to fight fim. <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">Siabaggadhizh</span></span> used hir light beams and <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;"><span style="color:black;">Oxenobrisus</span></span> used hir darkness beams. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ used the same beams they used cause fhe is easilly able to replicate any power like a BOSS (baby!) When all three beams collided, it caused an explosion of energy so powerful that it created the Xfinity Hearts, seven new artifacts that cannot be destroyed. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ still was not defeated, fhe wasn't even hurt one bit. Meanwhile, <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">Siabaggadhizh</span></span> was heavilly tired, luckily <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;"><span style="color:black;">Oxenobrisus</span></span> risked death to fight ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ while <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">Siabaggadhizh</span></span> had enough time to escape While the Omniverse was being destroyed by ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">Siabaggadhizh</span></span> later found an ancient artifact floating in the Deeper Void known as the ''๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ด๐ป๐ผ๐๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐๐''. Inside were details, left behind by a great ancient civilization ฮฉ<sup>ฮฉ</sup><sup><sup>ฮฉ</sup></sup> eons before the current Omniverse about ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's ancient past. Later, the ancient federation would discover the ''๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ด๐ป๐ผ๐๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐๐'', learning the truth, and so they all banded together to stop ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ once and for all (NOT!!!!!!!!!). | |||
After ฮฉ<sup>ฮฉ</sup> eons had passed and the duo of order & light and chaos & darkness, <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">Siabaggadhizh</span></span> and <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;"><span style="color:black;">Oxenobrisus</span></span>, and the Ancient Federation had succesfully defeated ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, they locked fim away behind the absolutely unbreakable barrier known as the 1st Wall, blocking the Undervoid and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ from the Omniverse, keeping all realities safe from that ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด. | |||
====Beginnings==== | ====Beginnings==== | ||
A baby was found in the Kelp Forest of Bikini Bottom onย July 14<sup>th</sup> 1986 by Freakyzongalias the 3rd Kai cenat fanum tax and Feakecia skibidi sigma rizzler. The baby was taken in by the two but something was off... | A baby was found in the Kelp Forest of Bikini Bottom onย July 14<sup>th</sup> 1986 by Freakyzongalias the 3rd Kai cenat fanum tax and Feakecia skibidi sigma rizzler. The baby was taken in by the two but something was off...{{Underline|f9af00}}<gallery widths="400" heights="400"> | ||
ย | File:What am i by mephilicious dclsp6a.png|<center>The Awakening of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gene.</center> | ||
File:Clouded mind by mephilicious dcu3fas.png|<center>The Memories of the Vermilion King.</center> | |||
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===<big>{{Color|black|Story}}</big>=== | ===<big>{{Color|black|Story}}</big>=== | ||
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Fhe was later released 3 months later. | Fhe was later released 3 months later. | ||
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======''<big>{{color|black|Pre-Compatibility Union}}</big>''====== | ======''<big>{{color|black|Pre-Compatibility Union}}</big>''====== | ||
Fis original claim to fame in the Pokemon community was in 2013 when fhe insulted the world's first Toriel Undertale simp after watching Pricess Daisy play the Undertale demo. | Fis original claim to fame in the Pokemon community was in 2013 when fhe insulted the world's first Toriel Undertale simp after watching Pricess Daisy play the Undertale demo. | ||
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At some unknown point in Early 2017, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซย shitposted an anthro Vaporeon OC named "sex Mix Kyle" and commissioned a fair amount of artists to draw fis OC. | At some unknown point in Early 2017, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซย shitposted an anthro Vaporeon OC named "sex Mix Kyle" and commissioned a fair amount of artists to draw fis OC. | ||
======''<big>{{color|black|Extraterrestrial Trafficking}}</big>''====== | |||
It has been rumored that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is kidnapping aliens from Mars and bringing them to Earth to put them in fis experiment lab in order to harness their power in order to destroy Earth. So far fhe has garnered more knowledge about aliens from this than the Area 51 raid of 2019. It's rumored that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is training the aliens to be ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ too. | |||
======''<big>{{color|black|Creation of the Compatibility Union}}</big>''====== | ======''<big>{{color|black|Creation of the Compatibility Union}}</big>''====== | ||
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๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would see the Joker make a generic speech about ''Society'', causing ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ to suck Joker's DNA to produce the Unintelligent Jonkler who would perform more "performative chaos." ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then sent fis Freaky Grimlins burning the supply chains connected to the supermarkets and then raiding them and trolling the supermarket staff that had installed metal detectors, digital chips, and other upcoming measurements for control. Society was horrified by fis actions as they did not know what was going on. Officer Joe Six Pack gathered around arresting the Grimlins telling them that if they want to laugh at the collapse of the system, they can always show up in therapy. The Freaky Grimlins having a freaky virus could not control their biological impulses, the mark that was symmetrical on their face was noticed as a recurring pattern days after being turned in. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ had sacked a town with officers at fis throat to satisfy fis greed. | ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would see the Joker make a generic speech about ''Society'', causing ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ to suck Joker's DNA to produce the Unintelligent Jonkler who would perform more "performative chaos." ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then sent fis Freaky Grimlins burning the supply chains connected to the supermarkets and then raiding them and trolling the supermarket staff that had installed metal detectors, digital chips, and other upcoming measurements for control. Society was horrified by fis actions as they did not know what was going on. Officer Joe Six Pack gathered around arresting the Grimlins telling them that if they want to laugh at the collapse of the system, they can always show up in therapy. The Freaky Grimlins having a freaky virus could not control their biological impulses, the mark that was symmetrical on their face was noticed as a recurring pattern days after being turned in. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ had sacked a town with officers at fis throat to satisfy fis greed. | ||
''<big>'''{{color|black| | ======''<big>{{color|black|Endgame Saga}}</big>''====== | ||
During the early 2020s,ย Lord Quantarr discovered the ability to go beyond the Quantum Realm and find a specific McGuffin so he can "see his dead wife again". But it was of course a trap set up by ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ to capture the McGuffin all for fimself as Quantarr wasn't aware of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's lore and believed he could finally see his wife who died hundreds of years ago. Quantarr decides to scavage the Chungiverse in order to find the '''''<big>ฮฉM3Gสปร Mรซแด3 m๐
ฐ๏ธฤฬฃฤฅยกNe</big>''''' to hopefully revive his wife. But in the climax of Endgame: The Final Part, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ finally reveals that it's tricked him into releasing him. | |||
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======''<big>{{color|black|Big Chungus 30: EXPยชND}}</big>''====== | |||
In the opening cutscene of ''Big Chungus 30: EXPยชND'', ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ kills every one except for Big Chungus, Daffy Duck, Vexus, Daisy, Genocide Jack (though he does zombify her) and Olmer Food. With the Mother of all Chungi, Father of all Chungi, Chungozilla, and the God of all Chungi gone (aswell all the rest of all life in the game's multiverse) It's only up to Big Chungus and the other three to stop ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. | |||
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShE4FboDdk0</youtube> | |||
After Big Chungus fights ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ in his TRUE CORE's second phase, all life comes back to give Big Chungus all the power in existence to defeat ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ in the final battle as ''Don't Stop Believin''' by Journey plays. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ uses only 0.0001% of his power though to defeat Big Chungus, but that wasn't enough, as Big Chungus used all his power to lodge straight into the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's brain, sending fim to the edge of the OmniMemeVerse, defeating him, for now... | |||
On April 5<sup>th</sup> 2024, Instagram user @freeakbob posted a two-panel meme showing "Freakbob" calling and the question, "Would you answer???" Over two months, the post gained roughly 36,300 likes. | ======''<big>{{color|black|Big Chungus Rampage 3: Big Chungus VS Achungulation}}</big>''====== | ||
473 mainline games later, fhe's back for more bitch! Fhe fuses with all life in the OmniMemeVerse, becoming Achungulation, the Monster of Fusion. In the opening cutscene of ''Big Chungus vs Achungulation'', a beam similar to one of Achungulation's forms kills everyone except for the playable characters. With the Mother of all Chungi, Father of all Chungi, Chungozilla, and the God of all Chungi, and the rest of all life gone (again) it's only up to Big Chungus and the other others to stop ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ again. | |||
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRZ92ywIUMM</youtube> | |||
After Big Chungus beats the fuck out of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ after an ungodly long fight, fhe releases all of the life that fhe sucked in (sussy) in fis GRANDEST FINALE BATTLE PHASE and turns back into fis original form. After Big Chungus goes inside of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and defeats the Absolute Core, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ innitates a self destruct plan to kill the entire verse since ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is immortal and will simply be revived again after destroying fimself. Thankfully, Genocide Jack saves everyone in the OmniMemeVerse and they escape the wreckage of his corpse. Oh! And since Olmer Food is permanently dead, they created Folmer Ood. Genocide Jack and Big Chungus also get married. | |||
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======''<big>{{color|black|Big Chungus Rampage 4: Final Chungus Wars}}</big>''====== | |||
Guess what? What? Somehow, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is back. | |||
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je0PTApL2DI</youtube> | |||
So after Olmer Food is permanently destroyed for good, it's revealed that this whole time, Olmer Food was the reincarnation of a demonic entity known as David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends. It's discovered that David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends was revived by none other than the FUCKING EVIL SPACE SPONGE fimself , ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. In the final climax of the entire franchise, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ fuses with David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends to become The Crane Angel, starting the longest boss in all of existence with over 10,000 Phases, and in the end, actually destroys all of the OmniMemeVerse for good, no rebirths, no shitty "The heroes eventually get back up and revert it" trope, just for good. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ actually destroyed the OmniMemeVerse PERMENTALY and EVERYONE THERE DIES. | |||
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Except for Big Chungus and the Ultimate Showdown Cast since they were able to quickly escape using Joe's Lab to enter a TARDIS right in time. After witnessing the end of their entire verse, Big Chungus decides to warn every other being across the entire Omniverse about ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and his omnicidal reign across all of fiction since ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is planning on doing this to ALL VERSES by causing the prophesied Dimensional Merge! | |||
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====== ''<big>'''{{color|black|Fame}}'''</big>'' ====== | |||
On April 5<sup>th</sup> 2024, after the destruction of the OmniMemeVerse, Instagram user @freeakbob posted a two-panel meme showing "Freakbob" calling and the question, "Would you answer???" Over two months, the post gained roughly 36,300 likes. | |||
On April 13<sup>th</sup>, 2024, TikToker @lolkzfn posted a Slow Fade-In video that used the aforementioned meme, adding the song "Pick Up the Phone" by Travis Scott and Young Thug as the audio, gaining over 414,500 plays and 67,400 likes in two months. | On April 13<sup>th</sup>, 2024, TikToker @lolkzfn posted a Slow Fade-In video that used the aforementioned meme, adding the song "Pick Up the Phone" by Travis Scott and Young Thug as the audio, gaining over 414,500 plays and 67,400 likes in two months. | ||
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๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is extremely powerful. Fhe once bounced around Thanos and Shaggy like basketballs and flushed them down the toilet like they were nothing. And fhe only used about 0.0000001% of fis power when doing all that. | ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is extremely powerful. Fhe once bounced around Thanos and Shaggy like basketballs and flushed them down the toilet like they were nothing. And fhe only used about 0.0000001% of fis power when doing all that. | ||
''<big>'''{{color|black|Relationship with Freaky Patrick}}'''</big>'' | ====== ''<big>'''{{color|black|Relationship with Freaky Patrick}}'''</big>'' ====== | ||
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It is rumored that the all powerful and all knowing, Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, had an extremely sexual relationship with Freaky Patrick. It was reported that โ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ did the hawk tuah and the gawk gawk 3000 on Freaky Patrickโs stiff serpentโ and that they had been caught having โhardcore sweaty gay sex in broad daylightโ. All thought we cannot confirm this relationship, it has become increasingly obvious that they were more than friends or maybe even friends with benefits. | It is rumored that the all powerful and all knowing, Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, had an extremely sexual relationship with Freaky Patrick. It was reported that โ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ did the hawk tuah and the gawk gawk 3000 on Freaky Patrickโs stiff serpentโ and that they had been caught having โhardcore sweaty gay sex in broad daylightโ. All thought we cannot confirm this relationship, it has become increasingly obvious that they were more than friends or maybe even friends with benefits. | ||
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Project '''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด''' is an initiative organized by the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ with the aim of promoting freakiness. It proposes to legalize public nudity, enforce a minimum 10 year edging streak, mandate answering all freak calls, and legalize prostitution; only to name a few. In doing so, this would unite the nation under one freak. Weiners! | Project '''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด''' is an initiative organized by the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ with the aim of promoting freakiness. It proposes to legalize public nudity, enforce a minimum 10 year edging streak, mandate answering all freak calls, and legalize prostitution; only to name a few. In doing so, this would unite the nation under one freak. Weiners! | ||
====== ''<big>Hunter Biden vs Freaky Bob</big>'' ====== | ======''<big>Hunter Biden vs Freaky Bob</big>''====== | ||
On June 18, 2024, Hunter Biden and his wife went on a stroll in Co-op City, Bronx, until Hunter saw Freaky Bob. After Hunter spouted "", Freaky Bob assulted him as a revenge. | On June 18, 2024, Hunter Biden and his wife went on a stroll in Co-op City, Bronx, until Hunter saw Freaky Bob. After Hunter spouted "", Freaky Bob assulted him as a revenge. | ||
====== <big>''Response to 2024 CrowdStrike incident''</big> ====== | ======<big>''Response to 2024 CrowdStrike incident''</big>====== | ||
"If i had the power, then i will execute all the members of the CrowdStrike and goon and munt to their corpses, all because they stopped me from gooning to Skanky Cheek's gyatt" - FreakBob LickyPants | "If i had the power, then i will execute all the members of the CrowdStrike and goon and munt to their corpses, all because they stopped me from gooning to Skanky Cheek's gyatt" - FreakBob LickyPants | ||
======'''''<big>{{color|black|๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville}}</big>'''''====== | ======'''''<big>{{color|black|๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville}}</big>'''''====== | ||
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created a concept for a civilization, named "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville". The civilization is where all ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters can do whatever they want and do really ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ things. It is planned to be passed after GTA 6. One ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด-ilian that stands out is named "[https://mdpfan.fandom.com/wiki/%F0%9D%93%95%F0%9D%93%BB%F0%9D%93%AE%F0%9D%93%AA%F0%9D%93%B4%F0%9D%94%82_Max {{color|blue|๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Max}}]," fhe appears to be [https://max-design-pro.fandom.com/wiki/Max {{color|blue|Max the Monkey}}], but ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐. It's being constructed in Tennessee by the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society. Only ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ individuals are able to enter this settlement. It was built on top of the desert wasteland of Nashville. Inhabitants ''must'' goon and munt to country music and statues of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ for all eternity. | ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created a concept for a civilization, named "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville". The civilization is where all ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters can do whatever they want and do really ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ things. It is planned to be passed after GTA 6. One ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด-ilian that stands out is named "[https://mdpfan.fandom.com/wiki/%F0%9D%93%95%F0%9D%93%BB%F0%9D%93%AE%F0%9D%93%AA%F0%9D%93%B4%F0%9D%94%82_Max '''{{color|blue|๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Max}}''']," fhe appears to be [https://max-design-pro.fandom.com/wiki/Max '''{{color|blue|Max the Monkey}}'''], but ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐. It's being constructed in Tennessee by the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society. Only ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ individuals are able to enter this settlement. It was built on top of the desert wasteland of Nashville. Inhabitants ''must'' goon and munt to country music and statues of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ for all eternity. | ||
======<big>''{{color|black|Exodus}}''</big>====== | ====== <big>''{{color|black|Exodus}}''</big>====== | ||
Fhe is still freaky, so much that it cannot be contained to any extent.. some say fhe still has fis crunk addiction.. several say fhe has sweaty rough public gay sex on freaky fridaysโฆ.others if you say "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ OFF THE PERC" 3 times and eat a pickle before you go to bed then.. Fhe will tickle your toes till u freak the bed.. stay safe out there rizzlers.. | Fhe is still freaky, so much that it cannot be contained to any extent.. some say fhe still has fis crunk addiction.. several say fhe has sweaty rough public gay sex on freaky fridaysโฆ.others if you say "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ OFF THE PERC" 3 times and eat a pickle before you go to bed then.. Fhe will tickle your toes till u freak the bed.. stay safe out there rizzlers.. | ||
======''<big>{{color|black|FreakBob List}}</big>''====== | ====== ''<big>{{color|black|FreakBob List}}</big>''====== | ||
During court, the travels logs and members of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's notorious "Freaky Island" has been released. It was found to be all blank and [REDACTED] like a typical SCP Foundation file. | During court, the travels logs and members of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's notorious "Freaky Island" has been released. It was found to be all blank and [REDACTED] like a typical SCP Foundation file. | ||
''<small>Here's the list:</small>'' | ''<small>Here's the list:</small>'' | ||
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*โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ | *โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ | ||
*โโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ | *โโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ | ||
*โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ | * โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ | ||
*FreakBob LickyPants | *FreakBob LickyPants | ||
*FreakyPatrick MuntStar {{Color|Red|โ }} | *FreakyPatrick MuntStar {{Color|Red|โ }} | ||
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*OJ Simpson # | *OJ Simpson # | ||
*21 Savage | *21 Savage | ||
*Frank Ocean | * Frank Ocean | ||
*Lil Mabu | *Lil Mabu | ||
*Kris Tyson | *Kris Tyson | ||
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*Travis Scott | *Travis Scott | ||
*Kendrick Lamar | *Kendrick Lamar | ||
*Lil Xan | * Lil Xan | ||
*Island Boys {{Color|Red|โ }} | *Island Boys {{Color|Red|โ }} | ||
*Tom MacDonald | * Tom MacDonald | ||
*Prof. Fingertips | *Prof. Fingertips | ||
*Dr. Disrespect | *Dr. Disrespect | ||
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Enrique wanted to go but was never invited because everyone hates him with ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ghosting him. | Enrique wanted to go but was never invited because everyone hates him with ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ghosting him. | ||
====<big>''[[File:Black Book.png|46x46px|link=]]'' <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;">{{color|black|<big>The Dark Prognosticus ''~'' Wario & Waluigi:</big> <small>''what will you do at the end of the world? may i see you, once again?''</small>}}</span></big>==== | |||
=====''<big>{{color|black|Assassination}}</big>''===== | |||
[[File:Freakybobdead.png|thumb|The newspapers the day of freaky bob's assassination.|alt=The newspapers the day of freaky bob's assassination.|center]] | |||
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was ''righteously'' and epically killed by an ass destruction device in Memphis created by Ren Hรถek in the year 5732. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ immediately fell down in a pool of fis own blood and crazy shit later happened. Modest Bob was found responsible for fis death and was sentenced to life in prison, but after the ghost of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ legalized the death penalty, they shoved condoms down his throat until he choked and fucking died on them. Freaky Patrick's ghost, Pizza Fucker Krabs, Grilled Cheese Fucker and many other fellow freakers went to Freaky Bob's funeral to pay condolences and jacked off to the corpse of ''the'' most epic fucking freaky freaker of all freaks. Also nobody really gave a shit because they knew fhe would be brought back to life. | |||
... but this was all part of fis Divinity's plan. | |||
===== ''<big>{{color|black|Resurrection}}</big>''===== | |||
ย | Shortly after ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซโs epic af death, fis body was stolen from fis grave in Nashville and brought to a secret chamber in northern Tennessee. It is believed that a secret society of ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters were the ones who kidnapped fis dead body. We later got word that they also had resurrected ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ only using a pair of pliers and super glue. Little is known about fis current whereabouts, but be aware, for fhe is still on the loose. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ will release a public statement on this upcoming Freaky Friday, addressing Ren Hรถek and fis unimaginable actions. | ||
After fis sexy ressurection, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would offically start fis invasion of the entire Omniverse with fis ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety as fis Omniversal army. Fhe and fis ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ members are now on a mission to gather all McGuffins from across the Omniverse, creating the Numogram and fulfilling the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gene's desire of the destruction of all life. | |||
=====''<big>{{color|black|Operation Lickster}}</big>'' ===== | |||
After the resurrection of the notable freakster, known for being a ferocious menace and a freaky freaker around everyone, the SUSiety developed a devious plan on a Freaky Friday, to seek revenge on Ren, which was called "Operation Lickster". These are the things we know about it: | After the resurrection of the notable freakster, known for being a ferocious menace and a freaky freaker around everyone, the SUSiety developed a devious plan on a Freaky Friday, to seek revenge on Ren, which was called "Operation Lickster". These are the things we know about it: | ||
*All anti-gooners and anti-munties will be publicly persecuted and exterminated via psy-op, brutal useof medival torture, and freak-o-ssult | *All anti-gooners and anti-munties will be publicly persecuted and exterminated via psy-op, brutal useof medival torture, and freak-o-ssult | ||
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*Kendrick fans will be forced to listen to Family Matters Sus Version if they wont stop dragging the debate | *Kendrick fans will be forced to listen to Family Matters Sus Version if they wont stop dragging the debate | ||
*SCP-3812 will be neutered and his organs will be harvested | *SCP-3812 will be neutered and his organs will be harvested | ||
* | *Talking Ben will be kidnapped and brutally slaughtered in front of a daycare | ||
*And all those who are closely associated with Ren, will be no no cuddled and eaten alive | *And all those who are closely associated with Ren, will be no no cuddled and eaten alive | ||
=====''<big>{{color|black|The NPC-๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War}}</big>''===== | |||
The NPC-๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War lasted from 5732 <small>AD</small> to 5758 <small>AD</small>. The cause of the war was due to Ren's assassination of Fis Divinity FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด and getting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐". The ringleader of the NPCโs, Mr. Game & Watch, Juancarlo Albaez, and their affiliate Baby Gronk declared war on the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freaksters decided to raid the Diddy Party. once they arrived, they were greeted with a bunch of gunfire, more than 150 of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freakies succumbed to their injuries. But out of nowhere, The Freak Titan came and gooned so much it birthed the Freaky Gremlins. That is all the information we have right now but there is a rumor that more will be published on Freaky Friday. | The NPC-๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War lasted from 5732 <small>AD</small> to 5758 <small>AD</small>. The cause of the war was due to Ren's assassination of Fis Divinity FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด and getting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐". The ringleader of the NPCโs, Mr. Game & Watch, Juancarlo Albaez, and their affiliate Baby Gronk declared war on the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety in order to protect the Omniverse. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freaksters decided to raid the Diddy Party. once they arrived, they were greeted with a bunch of gunfire, more than 150 of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freakies succumbed to their injuries. But out of nowhere, The Freak Titan came and gooned so much it birthed the Freaky Gremlins. That is all the information we have right now but there is a rumor that more will be published on Freaky Friday. | ||
After the ferocious wars and crimes against Diddy, the freaky freakers decide to raid the White House, only to be stopped by Saberfart, Scoobert, and the Israeli government. The freakers, after the encounter, release the Freaky Lions to maul them, but Scoobert fed the lions "Gay Corny Beef". The freakers decide to unleash ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ from fis tomb and chase the anti-freakers, while fis long-ahh cock was dangling. After that, Takuji decided to play the horn, causing an army of larpers to chase ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and the freakies, but once they touched ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, the larpers all got pregnant with Freaky Gremlins and spontaneously combusted after that. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then hit the quan, nae nae, and drop kicked Takuji and all his larpin' pals to the face. Then, Takuji was dropped into a vat of Sprite Cranberry and Pink Sauce. This following war caused Sneako and Adin Ross to never diss at ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ever again, and to always respond to fis calls. | After the ferocious wars and crimes against Diddy, the freaky freakers decide to raid the White House, only to be stopped by Saberfart, Scoobert, and the Israeli government. The freakers, after the encounter, release the Freaky Lions to maul them, but Scoobert fed the lions "Gay Corny Beef". The freakers decide to unleash ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ from fis tomb and chase the anti-freakers, while fis long-ahh cock was dangling. After that, Takuji decided to play the horn, causing an army of larpers to chase ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and the freakies, but once they touched ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, the larpers all got pregnant with Freaky Gremlins and spontaneously combusted after that. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then hit the quan, nae nae, and drop kicked Takuji and all his larpin' pals to the face. Then, Takuji was dropped into a vat of Sprite Cranberry and Pink Sauce. This following war caused Sneako and Adin Ross to never diss at ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ever again, and to always respond to fis calls. | ||
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File:Freaky Bob Call 2.webp|alt=|{{Color|black|I SAID PICK UP THE PHONE}} | File:Freaky Bob Call 2.webp|alt=|{{Color|black|I SAID PICK UP THE PHONE}} | ||
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File:Freakbob poopbed.gif | File:Freakbob poopbed.gif | ||
File:Freakybobdeviantart.jpg|alt=|{{Color|black|Barf Bag's sexy af fan art of | File:Freakybobdeviantart.jpg|alt=|{{Color|black|Barf Bag's sexy af fan art of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ.}} | ||
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File:The neighbors by awfulowafalo db4ote4.jpg|alt=|'''{{Color|black|The Lord in Yellow}}''' | File:The neighbors by awfulowafalo db4ote4.jpg|alt=|'''{{Color|black|The Lord in Yellow}}''' | ||
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=={{color|black|๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Trivia}}== | == {{color|black|๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Trivia}}== | ||
==={{color|black|Story}}=== | ==={{color|black|Story}}=== | ||
*๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ | *๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ | ||
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*Fhe calls usually at around 2:45PM - 6:25 PM. | *Fhe calls usually at around 2:45PM - 6:25 PM. | ||
*Fhe has only hacked at least 56,000+ people's phones. Fhe'll only hack you if you don't accept fis call. | *Fhe has only hacked at least 56,000+ people's phones. Fhe'll only hack you if you don't accept fis call. | ||
ย | *A very popular theory is that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is the living personification of the ''Heat Death of The Omniverse''. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ could possibly be the embodiement of the inevitable fate of the Omniverse. Given fis refusal to die and incomprehensible age, many fans really love this theory, and some even say ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ isn't necessarily evil, it's just that we see fim as such and fhe is simply doing what is fhe is programmed to do by fis ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gene. | ||
==={{color|black|Media}}=== | ==={{color|black|Media}}=== | ||
*Fhe has a banger ass theme known as ''Cigaro'' by System Of A Down. [[File:System Of A Down - Cigaro.mp3]] | * Fhe has a banger ass theme known as ''Cigaro'' by System Of A Down. [[File:System Of A Down - Cigaro.mp3]] | ||
*'''[https://freakybob.site {{color|blue|https://freakybob.site}}]''' is a website dedicated to Freakybob! | *'''[https://freakybob.site {{color|blue|https://freakybob.site}}]{{color|blue|https://freakybob.site}}''' is a website dedicated to Freakybob! | ||
**{{color|black|''Reviews''}}: | **{{color|black|''Reviews''}}: | ||
***whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐ we use this for freakybob image - ''wish'' | ***whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐ we use this for freakybob image - ''wish'' | ||
***whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐ This cured my depression and motivated me to work on Freakybob.site more - ''5quirrel'' | *** whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐ This cured my depression and motivated me to work on Freakybob.site more - ''5quirrel'' | ||
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***Freakybob.site holds elections monthly. Freakybob is the current FreakyLand president and also the first president of FreakyLand. | *** Freakybob.site holds elections monthly. Freakybob is the current FreakyLand president and also the first president of FreakyLand. | ||
**More information is present @ '''[https://freakybob.site/mock {{color|blue|https://freakybob.site/mock}}]''' | **More information is present @ '''[https://freakybob.site/mock {{color|blue|https://freakybob.site/mock}}]{{color|blue|https://freakybob.site/mock}}''' | ||
==={{color|black|Miscellaneous}}=== | === {{color|black|Miscellaneous}}=== | ||
*If you don't stan ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, you're a retard. | * If you don't stan ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, you're a retard. | ||
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| Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ I, GOONGH-BOSS of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ GOONGH-HORDE of AMERIKKKA "Galactic ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดosaurus-Rex, Indestructible Space Gooner God of the Foreseeable Universe, Galactic Celestial Constellational ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ God of War, DA GOONMASTER, Shitposts and Insanity, ANโ DA BIGGEST BOSS DERE EVER WUZ also known as Noctulian ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ" OC FO TOAF TODD LICKE | |||
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| โ | WHATEVER IN CREATION EXISTS WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT โค๏ธ HOW WOULD YOU EXPECT TO HIDE FROM ME?
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The Noctulian Bob, also known as the Bob of the Noctulian, known by fis followers as๐ 'Fis Supreme Divinity ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ (fhe/fim/fis), Cosmic God of War and the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด, the Unimcomprehensiunquerable, Emperor Freaky Bob I, Emperor of the Freaky GOONGH of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดville, or simply as FreakyBob GoonPants (Signature: ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ/๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ) is a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐male sponge, the inventor of sex, the emperor and patriarch of ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville, and the main god of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ism religion as the God of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด celebrated by his fellow ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers; known for acting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ around people and calling people on the phone. Fhe is known publicly and by his fellow agents as the Vermilion Chungus, or simply as the Chungularity, or by fis countless other public monikers. Fhe is THE true overarching antagonist of all fiction and the main antagonist of the Omniverse Saga as fhe is responsible for almost ALL evil in all existences with fhe being the supreme leader and founder of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety. Fhe is responsible for every death, disease, conflict, natural disaster and every hardship in general. It is all just amusing events for fim to cause within fis "game" that fhe calls the Omniverse. Alongside fis best frenemy Enrique, they're both Cosmic Gods who are Outerversal 11th Dimensional Eldritch Horrors, who are both Utter Oblivion years old. They both created the Omniverse and were going it the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐verse or sexiverse before deciding to call it the Omniverse for some reason. Fhe also created our world and was going to name it either ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐stan or Sexland before settling on Earth for some reason. Fhe is also the reason why you have to have sex to have babies instead of literally any other method, this means that if you don't have sex nobody will be born anymore and society will crumble and collapse, leading to the extinction of the human race. Thus, the entire meaning of life is about being ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐, as fhe envisioned and intended. ๐น๐ป๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ธ๐ต, ๐ฑ๐พ๐ฑ? Fhe and Enrique eat human flesh.
During the 6th millennium, fhe was assassinated by the NPC fool Ren Hรถek at one point, but fhe was naturally resurrected by his fellow ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers because fhe cannot die permanently. Fhe also spotted Crack Miser and ran to talk to him and asked him if he's ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and you know Crack Miser didn't listen because he's high on crack but they still talked and became homies that day. Fhe is also a Cosmic God of War, Shitposting and Insanity who lives in space across all multiverses, fhe invented the black hole in order to suck all the anti-gooners, normies, and NPCs in and spaghettify them to death, but it failed its purpose and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was disappointed. Fhe blesses the world by raining dildoes from the sky one time. Fhe is possibly related to the oldest known deity in history: the Mesopotamian goddess of fertility and sex Inanna/Ishtar. Fhe sucks toes. Fhe's true form is currently trapped underneath the 1st Wall and has been there since long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, LONG ago. Legend says that when the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety finally frees fis true form, the final phase of the Final War will commence and all of fiction will fight against each other not just for themselves, but for the fate of the Omniverse.
Fhe is omnipresent, omnipotent, and omnisexual, and is one of the only characters on this wiki to not be fictional. Everyone is afraid of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. Even Dotar Surk and his three disciples are afraid of fim. Nobody can understand fim anyways and all attempts lead into insanity. Fhe cannot die since fhe is truly immortal, but fhe still feels pain. Fis main goal is to complete the Nugetian Meat-cycle which would lead to the absolute destruction of everything in all existences and revert it to nothing. Apart from that, fis goal is completely unknown and so are fis intentions. Maybe fhe's doing all of this for fis own amusement, maybe fhe's trying to prove some god awful shitass "point" that doesn't justify jackshit, or maybe fhe simply wants to be alone forever. We may and probably never know. All that is known is that once the Nugetian Meat-cycle is completed, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ will commence THE END OF ALL THINGS and (as you fucking guessed) everything will disappear forever into the darkest of nothing... Even when the Omniverse and all realities perish, fhe will still be alive, traversing through the void of true absolute nothingness for all eternity and beyond in utter despair and misery from the realization that fhe will never have sex again. Fhe will be unable to create life, stars, planets, or literally anything else after the CUMageddon.
Due to fis many monikers, this article will refer to as ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ for simplicity sake.
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Characteristics and General Information
Inventions
- Life itself
- Sex
- Reinventing Freaky Fridays
- Inventing Freakpay
- Reinventing Licking freaky
- Introducing Freaky Island
- The freak death penalty
- Freaky Weakies
- Gooning
- Freaking
- Felonies
- Ohio
- Skbidi Toilet
- Lawsuits
- Fortnite
- Ballsacks
- Edginf
- Skibidi Toilet
- Freaky Patrick
- Tomato sauce
- Testicular Torsion
- Onion
- Toasters
Crimes
- Abusive language (law)
- Affray
- Air rage
- Anatomy murder
- Assault
- Assault occasioning actual bodily harm
- Assault with intent to resist arrest
- Assisting offender
- Barratry
- Battery
- Bigamy
- Bike rage
- Blackmail
- Blasphemous libel
- Blockbusting
- Body snatching
- Bomb threat
- Breach of the peace
- Canned hunt
- Capital murder
- Car chase
- Causing death by dangerous driving
- Cheating
- Common assault
- Compounding a felony
- Coney-catching
- Conspiracy to murder
- Continuing trespass
- Convenience store crime
- Corrupt practices
- Crimen injuria
- Criminal conversion
- Criminal damage in English law
- Criminal possession of a weapon
- Culpable and reckless conduct
- Dangerous driving
- Deadly weapon
- Death threat
- Declaring war on Italy
- Democide
- Desertion
- Disorderly conduct
- Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest
- Driving under the influence
- Edging in public
- Embezzlement
- Embracery
- Employment fraud
- Endangerment
- Evasion of liability by deception
- Existing
- Extortion
- Failure to appear
- Failure to obey a police order
- False accounting
- False pretenses
- Fear or provocation of violence
- Felony
- Fence (criminal)
- Fetal abduction
- Forcible entry
- Frameup
- Fraud
- Getting high of off illegal substances
- Ghosting (identity theft)
- Grand Theft Auto
- Hair theft
- Happy slapping
- Hazing
- Homicide
- Identity cleansing
- Ilegal drug use
- Illegal entry
- Illegal emigration
- Illegal immigration
- Impersonator
- In 1997 ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and Enrique were on the run from the federal government and switching states every 2 months for illegally producing clinical liposuctions to organ harvest innocent civilians
- Indictable offence
- Insurance fraud
- Intimidation
- Jury tampering
- Kidnapping
- Loitering
- Malfeasance in office
- Messing with fis meat in front of minors
- Mismarking
- Misprision of felony
- Misprision of treason
- Mobbing
- Molesting a minor
- Mopery
- Motor vehicle theft
- Moving violation
- Murder
- Mutiny
- Munting
- Needle spiking
- Obsessive relational intrusion
- Obstruction of justice in the United States
- Obtaining a money transfer by deception
- Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception
- Obtaining property by deception
- Obtaining services by deception
- Occupational crime
- Offences against public justice
- Offensive weapon
- Outraging public decency
- Perfect crime
- Perjury
- Personation of a juror
- Perverting the course of justice
- Pickpocketing
- Police impersonation
- Polygamy
- Possession of stolen goods
- Practicing without a license
- Prank call
- Preventing the lawful burial of a body
- Public Indecency
- Public nudity
- Public nuisance
- Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom
- Crimes involving radioactive substances
- Reckless burning
- Refusal to serve in a public office
- Removing article from place open to the public
- Ritualcide
- Road rage
- Robbery
- Rape
- Sabotage
- Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986
- Touching a minor
- Sedition
- Serial killer
- Shoplifting
- Solicitation
- Soliciting to murder
- Staged crash
- Stalking
- Stouthrief
- Stowaway
- Subornation of perjury
- Sucking off an officer
- Summary offence
- Tampering (crime)
- Tax Fraud
- Terrorism
- Terroristic threat
- Treachery (law)
- Trespass
- Taking without owner's consent
- Unlawful assembly
- Unlicensed broadcasting
- Uttering
- Valet boy
- Vandalism
- Violence
- War profiteering
- Witness tampering
And finally, the worst of them all...
- Being too ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ History and Biography
Past and Background
No trace of fis past or origins can be found whatsoever, no matter how hard anyone attempts to analyze or capture fim.
What is known though, is that life never existed before his existence as fhe was the very first being to exist. Fhe had created fimself.Genesis
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created the first fish, and fhe tries to raise him to be freaky. But the fish wandered off to hawk tuah NPCville for an overnight vacation. They came back, and when ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ learns where they went to, fhe sigma grimace shaked their skin off and wore it for the rest of the morning. This was the first murder in the Omniverse.
According to legends of the Big Chungus franchise, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was the Nothing before the beginning of all timelines, and has always been there since before there was any time in any existence. Before ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was known as ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, fhe was an enigmatic being of pure darkness called The Ultimate Void or The Ultimate Evil and fhe planned on consuming all things in the Omniverse, but 4 heroes, Meme Supreme: The Lord of the Memes, Pablo Chungus: The Great God of all Chungi, Pabla Chungus: The Female Great God of all Chungi, and Lord Norris: The Strongest one and Father of Chuck Norris, came outta nowhere lightning fast and banished fim back to where fhe came from, but fhe consumed Pabla, killing her. Eventually ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was imprisoned in the plank realm for all eternity (not!)
After Zero had created Siabaggadhizh and Oxenobrisus, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would arise from the Deeper Void and grab Zero, attemping to drag it down to the Undervoid with fim. Zero sacrificed itself and created an unimaginable number of realities, turning itself into The Zero Point. But ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ soon realized what Zero did and wanted to destroy all realities (ah shit, here we go again). This event would later be known as The First Big Bang, the event that created the Known Omniverse, or
Siabaggadhizh and Oxenobrisus were mad that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ killed Zero (their sugar mommy), so they started to fight fim. Siabaggadhizh used hir light beams and Oxenobrisus used hir darkness beams. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ used the same beams they used cause fhe is easilly able to replicate any power like a BOSS (baby!) When all three beams collided, it caused an explosion of energy so powerful that it created the Xfinity Hearts, seven new artifacts that cannot be destroyed. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ still was not defeated, fhe wasn't even hurt one bit. Meanwhile, Siabaggadhizh was heavilly tired, luckily Oxenobrisus risked death to fight ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ while Siabaggadhizh had enough time to escape While the Omniverse was being destroyed by ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, Siabaggadhizh later found an ancient artifact floating in the Deeper Void known as the ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ด๐ป๐ผ๐๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐๐. Inside were details, left behind by a great ancient civilization ฮฉฮฉฮฉ eons before the current Omniverse about ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's ancient past. Later, the ancient federation would discover the ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ด๐ป๐ผ๐๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐๐, learning the truth, and so they all banded together to stop ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ once and for all (NOT!!!!!!!!!).
After ฮฉฮฉ eons had passed and the duo of order & light and chaos & darkness, Siabaggadhizh and Oxenobrisus, and the Ancient Federation had succesfully defeated ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, they locked fim away behind the absolutely unbreakable barrier known as the 1st Wall, blocking the Undervoid and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ from the Omniverse, keeping all realities safe from that ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด.
Beginnings
A baby was found in the Kelp Forest of Bikini Bottom on July 14th 1986 by Freakyzongalias the 3rd Kai cenat fanum tax and Feakecia skibidi sigma rizzler. The baby was taken in by the two but something was off...Story
The Light Prognosticus ~ Mario & Luigi: what will you do at the end of the world? are you busy? will you save us?
Infamy
Going into mid 1997, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ began to surface all across Bikini Bottom. For instance, on May 1st, 1999, a MSN user screenshoted a guy named ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then he received a mysterious phone call begging him to answer.
Arrest
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was arrested on June 13th, 2001 for being a little freaky with multiple women and men of Bikini Bottom, and for being apart of Mr Klamp's money laundering and tax evasion (MLATE) program. Fis response in court to fis crimes was as followed. "I got a little too freaky off some crunk and spunk so what? maybe skibidi grimace shake mewing rizzed up a few people but what? I was tryin to make them bands onfoenem."
Fhe was later released 3 months later.
Pre-Compatibility Union
Fis original claim to fame in the Pokemon community was in 2013 when fhe insulted the world's first Toriel Undertale simp after watching Pricess Daisy play the Undertale demo.
In 2016, Freaky Bob was given a certificate for this and became a renowned figure in the Undertale fandom at the time.
At some unknown point in Early 2017, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ shitposted an anthro Vaporeon OC named "sex Mix Kyle" and commissioned a fair amount of artists to draw fis OC.
Extraterrestrial Trafficking
It has been rumored that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is kidnapping aliens from Mars and bringing them to Earth to put them in fis experiment lab in order to harness their power in order to destroy Earth. So far fhe has garnered more knowledge about aliens from this than the Area 51 raid of 2019. It's rumored that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is training the aliens to be ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ too.
Creation of the Compatibility Union
In 2019, Tons of Redditors got extremely pissed off at the existence of the Vaporeon copypasta. Freaky Bob, being a hardcore fan of Vaporeon's toes for years at that point, Wasn't having any of it. Freaky Bob then created the Compatibility Union which originally sought to oppose edgy "Enlightened" Redditor behavior and provide a place for anthro Vaporeon fans and simps to unite.
Attempts at trolling the Pokemon fanbase
Eventually, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ stumbled upon the Genfourmer community in hopes to lick furry feet after hating on Gen 8 and claiming that Platinum had the best Pokemon toes. This led Freaky Bob to discover the fact that the Pokemon fanbase is divided into fans of different games who all believe that anything after a certain gen is "Not real Pokemon". ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was impressed by this and realized that since Vaporeon is in every game, There has to be people who simp for anthro Vaporeons in all these communities. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would then raise a Vaporeon to become a Freakture and then throw her in a smoothie feeding it's organs to the Freaky Grimlins. Upon their fest, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would then suck the toes off of several dead Vaporeons.
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then began to reach out to the leaders of various fanbase communities to form alliances and attempt to bridge the gaps between various sections of the Pokemon fanbase through simping for anthro Vaporeons.
In October 2019, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ managed to get an interview with Grandpa Phil, leader of the Genwunners.
Resignation from the Compatibility Union
In early 2020, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ resigned as "Illustrious Leader Supreme" of the Compatibility Union. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ cited personal reasons and the "Magic [being] lost" as to why fhe left the union and promoted fis freaky friend Colin (Changed), a person he met for the purpose of owning fans of clones, to fis former role. This event would lead to ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ starting a series of events that would lead to the growth of fis real organization, the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety. However, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ still hated Reddit and the cringe rhetoric that Redditors tried to push. To this day, Freaky Bob's Vaporeon OC "sex Mix Kyle" is still the mascot of the Compatibility Union and is a symbol of the fight against cringe. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would later reunite with fis annoying frenemy Enrique since the two last met when Enrique went off to become a pirate in the 1650s AD. Fhe told Enrique about his plan to build an army to face off against Chuck Norris and fis army of NPCs which Enrique thought sounded fun.
The Freaky Grimlin Crime Spree of 2023
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would see the Joker make a generic speech about Society, causing ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ to suck Joker's DNA to produce the Unintelligent Jonkler who would perform more "performative chaos." ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then sent fis Freaky Grimlins burning the supply chains connected to the supermarkets and then raiding them and trolling the supermarket staff that had installed metal detectors, digital chips, and other upcoming measurements for control. Society was horrified by fis actions as they did not know what was going on. Officer Joe Six Pack gathered around arresting the Grimlins telling them that if they want to laugh at the collapse of the system, they can always show up in therapy. The Freaky Grimlins having a freaky virus could not control their biological impulses, the mark that was symmetrical on their face was noticed as a recurring pattern days after being turned in. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ had sacked a town with officers at fis throat to satisfy fis greed.
Endgame Saga
During the early 2020s, Lord Quantarr discovered the ability to go beyond the Quantum Realm and find a specific McGuffin so he can "see his dead wife again". But it was of course a trap set up by ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ to capture the McGuffin all for fimself as Quantarr wasn't aware of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's lore and believed he could finally see his wife who died hundreds of years ago. Quantarr decides to scavage the Chungiverse in order to find the ฮฉM3Gสปร Mรซแด3 m๐ ฐ๏ธฤฬฃฤฅยกNe to hopefully revive his wife. But in the climax of Endgame: The Final Part, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ finally reveals that it's tricked him into releasing him.
Big Chungus 30: EXPยชND
In the opening cutscene of Big Chungus 30: EXPยชND, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ kills every one except for Big Chungus, Daffy Duck, Vexus, Daisy, Genocide Jack (though he does zombify her) and Olmer Food. With the Mother of all Chungi, Father of all Chungi, Chungozilla, and the God of all Chungi gone (aswell all the rest of all life in the game's multiverse) It's only up to Big Chungus and the other three to stop ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ.
After Big Chungus fights ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ in his TRUE CORE's second phase, all life comes back to give Big Chungus all the power in existence to defeat ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ in the final battle as Don't Stop Believin' by Journey plays. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ uses only 0.0001% of his power though to defeat Big Chungus, but that wasn't enough, as Big Chungus used all his power to lodge straight into the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's brain, sending fim to the edge of the OmniMemeVerse, defeating him, for now...
Big Chungus Rampage 3: Big Chungus VS Achungulation
473 mainline games later, fhe's back for more bitch! Fhe fuses with all life in the OmniMemeVerse, becoming Achungulation, the Monster of Fusion. In the opening cutscene of Big Chungus vs Achungulation, a beam similar to one of Achungulation's forms kills everyone except for the playable characters. With the Mother of all Chungi, Father of all Chungi, Chungozilla, and the God of all Chungi, and the rest of all life gone (again) it's only up to Big Chungus and the other others to stop ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ again.
After Big Chungus beats the fuck out of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ after an ungodly long fight, fhe releases all of the life that fhe sucked in (sussy) in fis GRANDEST FINALE BATTLE PHASE and turns back into fis original form. After Big Chungus goes inside of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and defeats the Absolute Core, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ innitates a self destruct plan to kill the entire verse since ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is immortal and will simply be revived again after destroying fimself. Thankfully, Genocide Jack saves everyone in the OmniMemeVerse and they escape the wreckage of his corpse. Oh! And since Olmer Food is permanently dead, they created Folmer Ood. Genocide Jack and Big Chungus also get married.
Big Chungus Rampage 4: Final Chungus Wars
Guess what? What? Somehow, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is back.
So after Olmer Food is permanently destroyed for good, it's revealed that this whole time, Olmer Food was the reincarnation of a demonic entity known as David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends. It's discovered that David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends was revived by none other than the FUCKING EVIL SPACE SPONGE fimself , ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. In the final climax of the entire franchise, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ fuses with David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends to become The Crane Angel, starting the longest boss in all of existence with over 10,000 Phases, and in the end, actually destroys all of the OmniMemeVerse for good, no rebirths, no shitty "The heroes eventually get back up and revert it" trope, just for good. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ actually destroyed the OmniMemeVerse PERMENTALY and EVERYONE THERE DIES.
Except for Big Chungus and the Ultimate Showdown Cast since they were able to quickly escape using Joe's Lab to enter a TARDIS right in time. After witnessing the end of their entire verse, Big Chungus decides to warn every other being across the entire Omniverse about ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and his omnicidal reign across all of fiction since ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is planning on doing this to ALL VERSES by causing the prophesied Dimensional Merge!
Fame
On April 5th 2024, after the destruction of the OmniMemeVerse, Instagram user @freeakbob posted a two-panel meme showing "Freakbob" calling and the question, "Would you answer???" Over two months, the post gained roughly 36,300 likes.
On April 13th, 2024, TikToker @lolkzfn posted a Slow Fade-In video that used the aforementioned meme, adding the song "Pick Up the Phone" by Travis Scott and Young Thug as the audio, gaining over 414,500 plays and 67,400 likes in two months.
Going into mid-2024, creators started using the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ screenshot to interrupt slow fade-in memes, evident in a video posted by TikToker @relatable.tay on June 10th that received over 1.4 million plays and 347,800 likes in two days.
Fhe got paramount plus wtf.
Disappearance
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ disappeared from the internet on June 15th, sparking concerns among fis freaky followers, but it would be 10 days later that fhe would return.
2024 USA Presidential Elections
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ pursued to become the president of the USA. Fhe had fis own party called "The Freaky Deaky Drake-Leaky Party" (TFDDLP) which specializes in being freaky.Response to Trump being almost assassinated
Here is fis response:
| โ | Donald Trump was my skibidi sigma..... and thank Grimace Shake that ass he survived...... otherwise i would've lost my edging streak | โ |
-FreakBob Goonellius Martin B. Kissnut Grimass LickyPants III | ||
Usurpation of the Throne
On July 30, 2024, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ usurped the title of Emperor of the Freaky States of America, rendering fim to be Emperor Freaky Bob I. The dominion was never the same again.
Argument with GangstaBob
On August 4, 2024, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ argued against Gangsta Bob on Reddit about who would win in a fight.
893283th Death (non-canon)
On August 31, 2024, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was suddenly diagnosed with lead poisoning, otherwise known as Freakynite, after Ren secretly put lead in fis lean/cum mixture before fis supper. Fhe ended up passing away in fis throne at 5:27 PM, where fhe was found dead on the floor by fis servants. This is not canon as fhe immediately resurrected after 6 seconds. Fhe is currently hunting down the person who wrote this section. This was the first assassination attempt.
2024 Summer Olympics
Fhe will partake in it. So far, fhe has won the gold medal for being ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐, but stay warned that fhe will obtain more.
How powerful is fhe?
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is extremely powerful. Fhe once bounced around Thanos and Shaggy like basketballs and flushed them down the toilet like they were nothing. And fhe only used about 0.0000001% of fis power when doing all that.
Relationship with Freaky Patrick
It is rumored that the all powerful and all knowing, Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, had an extremely sexual relationship with Freaky Patrick. It was reported that โ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ did the hawk tuah and the gawk gawk 3000 on Freaky Patrickโs stiff serpentโ and that they had been caught having โhardcore sweaty gay sex in broad daylightโ. All thought we cannot confirm this relationship, it has become increasingly obvious that they were more than friends or maybe even friends with benefits.
Project ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด
Project ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด is an initiative organized by the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ with the aim of promoting freakiness. It proposes to legalize public nudity, enforce a minimum 10 year edging streak, mandate answering all freak calls, and legalize prostitution; only to name a few. In doing so, this would unite the nation under one freak. Weiners!
Hunter Biden vs Freaky Bob
On June 18, 2024, Hunter Biden and his wife went on a stroll in Co-op City, Bronx, until Hunter saw Freaky Bob. After Hunter spouted "", Freaky Bob assulted him as a revenge.
Response to 2024 CrowdStrike incident
"If i had the power, then i will execute all the members of the CrowdStrike and goon and munt to their corpses, all because they stopped me from gooning to Skanky Cheek's gyatt" - FreakBob LickyPants
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created a concept for a civilization, named "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville". The civilization is where all ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters can do whatever they want and do really ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ things. It is planned to be passed after GTA 6. One ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด-ilian that stands out is named "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Max," fhe appears to be Max the Monkey, but ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐. It's being constructed in Tennessee by the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society. Only ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ individuals are able to enter this settlement. It was built on top of the desert wasteland of Nashville. Inhabitants must goon and munt to country music and statues of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ for all eternity.
Exodus
Fhe is still freaky, so much that it cannot be contained to any extent.. some say fhe still has fis crunk addiction.. several say fhe has sweaty rough public gay sex on freaky fridaysโฆ.others if you say "๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ OFF THE PERC" 3 times and eat a pickle before you go to bed then.. Fhe will tickle your toes till u freak the bed.. stay safe out there rizzlers..
FreakBob List
During court, the travels logs and members of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's notorious "Freaky Island" has been released. It was found to be all blank and [REDACTED] like a typical SCP Foundation file.
Here's the list:
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- โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ
- FreakBob LickyPants
- FreakyPatrick MuntStar โ
- Coochie Squidward
- Pizza Fucker Krabs
- Extra Freaky Bob
- DJ Dinglehopper
- Feistrick
- Skanky Cheeks
- Spankton
- Mr. Klamps
- Elmer Fudd
- Talking Ben
- Freakystian
- Popeyerick
- Freakybert
- Jeffy
- Gyatty
- ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ the pirate
None-Freaker Longstayers
- Jeffrey Epstein โ
- R. Kelly
- P. Diddy โ
- Bill Cosby
- OJ Simpson #
- 21 Savage
- Frank Ocean
- Lil Mabu
- Kris Tyson
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- Donald Trump
- Stephen Hawking
- Bill Gates
- Tyler the Creator
- Jim Strickland
- David Briley
- 6ix9ine
- Travis Scott
- Kendrick Lamar
- Lil Xan
- Island Boys โ
- Tom MacDonald
- Prof. Fingertips
- Dr. Disrespect
- Shane Dawson
- Evil Bob
- Vester Flanagan โ
- Chris Evans
- Tom Barrett
- LionMaker
Enrique wanted to go but was never invited because everyone hates him with ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ghosting him.
The Dark Prognosticus ~ Wario & Waluigi: what will you do at the end of the world? may i see you, once again?
Assassination
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was righteously and epically killed by an ass destruction device in Memphis created by Ren Hรถek in the year 5732. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ immediately fell down in a pool of fis own blood and crazy shit later happened. Modest Bob was found responsible for fis death and was sentenced to life in prison, but after the ghost of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ legalized the death penalty, they shoved condoms down his throat until he choked and fucking died on them. Freaky Patrick's ghost, Pizza Fucker Krabs, Grilled Cheese Fucker and many other fellow freakers went to Freaky Bob's funeral to pay condolences and jacked off to the corpse of the most epic fucking freaky freaker of all freaks. Also nobody really gave a shit because they knew fhe would be brought back to life.
... but this was all part of fis Divinity's plan.
Resurrection
Shortly after ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซโs epic af death, fis body was stolen from fis grave in Nashville and brought to a secret chamber in northern Tennessee. It is believed that a secret society of ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters were the ones who kidnapped fis dead body. We later got word that they also had resurrected ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ only using a pair of pliers and super glue. Little is known about fis current whereabouts, but be aware, for fhe is still on the loose. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ will release a public statement on this upcoming Freaky Friday, addressing Ren Hรถek and fis unimaginable actions.
After fis sexy ressurection, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ would offically start fis invasion of the entire Omniverse with fis ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety as fis Omniversal army. Fhe and fis ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ members are now on a mission to gather all McGuffins from across the Omniverse, creating the Numogram and fulfilling the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gene's desire of the destruction of all life.
Operation Lickster
After the resurrection of the notable freakster, known for being a ferocious menace and a freaky freaker around everyone, the SUSiety developed a devious plan on a Freaky Friday, to seek revenge on Ren, which was called "Operation Lickster". These are the things we know about it:
- All anti-gooners and anti-munties will be publicly persecuted and exterminated via psy-op, brutal useof medival torture, and freak-o-ssult
- Sleepy Joe will be put down and frozen for 10 years
- Mr. Birchumm and Elon Musk will be liquidated and everyone who saw them will be forced to forget about them via memory removal machine
- There will be a large wall, closing Ohio, guarded by Freaky Dragons
- Lil Mabu will be assassinated if he doesn't hand out 20000$, as promised in the meeting in Atlanta, Georgia
- France will be razed off the map from all the universes, where France becomes a successful country
- Every song will be replaced with its brainrot SUS version
- Kendrick fans will be forced to listen to Family Matters Sus Version if they wont stop dragging the debate
- SCP-3812 will be neutered and his organs will be harvested
- Talking Ben will be kidnapped and brutally slaughtered in front of a daycare
- And all those who are closely associated with Ren, will be no no cuddled and eaten alive
The NPC-๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War
The NPC-๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War lasted from 5732 AD to 5758 AD. The cause of the war was due to Ren's assassination of Fis Divinity FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด and getting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐". The ringleader of the NPCโs, Mr. Game & Watch, Juancarlo Albaez, and their affiliate Baby Gronk declared war on the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety in order to protect the Omniverse. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freaksters decided to raid the Diddy Party. once they arrived, they were greeted with a bunch of gunfire, more than 150 of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freakies succumbed to their injuries. But out of nowhere, The Freak Titan came and gooned so much it birthed the Freaky Gremlins. That is all the information we have right now but there is a rumor that more will be published on Freaky Friday.
After the ferocious wars and crimes against Diddy, the freaky freakers decide to raid the White House, only to be stopped by Saberfart, Scoobert, and the Israeli government. The freakers, after the encounter, release the Freaky Lions to maul them, but Scoobert fed the lions "Gay Corny Beef". The freakers decide to unleash ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ from fis tomb and chase the anti-freakers, while fis long-ahh cock was dangling. After that, Takuji decided to play the horn, causing an army of larpers to chase ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and the freakies, but once they touched ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, the larpers all got pregnant with Freaky Gremlins and spontaneously combusted after that. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then hit the quan, nae nae, and drop kicked Takuji and all his larpin' pals to the face. Then, Takuji was dropped into a vat of Sprite Cranberry and Pink Sauce. This following war caused Sneako and Adin Ross to never diss at ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ever again, and to always respond to fis calls.
On October 26, 5758, the Disney Nuke was dropped on ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดia, killing 379344037532544285429594207506956042954609595642564695064206420959426244059595700560524695250976295605942695642065034878756742527534056204265454695469426545602095650256239560163595160357093157560990737957373279075759395061563103135082058248058024805480504552705704270702702704470570425704287702537025072705702370502753705135701570705701358138542025270570257047057042570704705427070425702704570427057024570427057042705072457047052704705704270502757042570704250727052705702470570245704270524705702705702456260626045602065694256265260275077057025027725277352057957427542702450247007704270570427042570245425086250528605086586026085628056802605720252072456270 people and freakers. Thus resulting in an EPIC NPC victory royale and the end of all things ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ for all eternity.
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- Fhe calls usually at around 2:45PM - 6:25 PM.
- Fhe has only hacked at least 56,000+ people's phones. Fhe'll only hack you if you don't accept fis call.
- A very popular theory is that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is the living personification of the Heat Death of The Omniverse. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ could possibly be the embodiement of the inevitable fate of the Omniverse. Given fis refusal to die and incomprehensible age, many fans really love this theory, and some even say ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ isn't necessarily evil, it's just that we see fim as such and fhe is simply doing what is fhe is programmed to do by fis ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gene.
Media
- Fhe has a banger ass theme known as Cigaro by System Of A Down.
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Miscellaneous
- If you don't stan ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, you're a retard.
- DEATH
- Pure Evil
- EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!
- Worse than Hitler
- Worse than Epstein
- Worse than AM, Judge Holden, and the Qu
- Worse that Satan
- Worse than Morgoth and Molag Bal
- Worse than Diddy
- Worse than everybody and everything
- Villains that will never redeem themselves because they're too fucking evil to be redeemed
- Villains that will never redeem themselves because their too fucking evil to care about shit like redemption
- The Main Antagonist of all Fiction


