Spiderus

spiderus
Name	Spiderus
Age	no one knows
Gender	gay
Race	evil
Height	small
Birthday	SNCA
Family	no one
Friends	no one
Enemies	everyone
Abilities	bad aura
DeviantART	no

Spiderus is a bitch from some Nickelodeon show that literally no one cares about, except for this spider who is known for being the ugliest thing you will ever see in your life and therefore you should avoid him at all costs, and the main antagonist of the 2024 romance/horror movie Deadpool and Wolverine's Adventures of Poohing.

History

he was originally a very normal jumping spider (menemerus bivittatus) except for the fact he had a human face from radiation experiments conducted by Zigra, but it looked relatively normal until Scary bilbo baggins needed a test subject to try and look like a valid trans woman so he subjected spiderus to thousands of botched HRT and facial surgeries that ended up making him look like a MONSTER! A disgusting freak! And thus, The Ugliest Creature Ever was created.

Deadpool and Wolverine 2: The Death Of Poohing

Since the multiverse was running out of space to house fanon wikis, he conspired with Dr. Robotnik to create a second working time ripper so he could destroy the pooh's adventures wiki universe and all other fanon wikis to stop Biffy Jones from poohing all the space in the multiverse with meaningless fanfictions.

When Biffy Jones arrived in his home at 2 pm after leaving school, Spiderus ambushed him and took away his ipad, leaving him very sad, but then deadpool, wolverine and literally the entire multiverse all came to his aid to stop Spiderus from fucking up the poohingverse.

He summons Gario, Evil Pooh, Shadow the Hedgehog, Wikipe-tan and Evil fanboy and chumchum to kill Weezer tripod, Brody Foxx and Italian spiderman in da hood of Roblox. But they are all defeated, except for Shadow the Hedgehog, who is later killed and vored by ShadeTheVulpix306.

He then convinces Vector the Crocodile to join his army and betray everyone, but then betrays Vector and kills him so he could gain control of his army of Skibidi tripods.

OH GOD HE EVEN HAS TEETH

Afterwards, he merges the time ripper with a mobile Skibidi Ubertripod to create a powerful mobile superweapon that can control the Skibidi Tripods and to be used as an upgraded time ripper, so he ends up traveling to the past and destroys the skullgirlz solar system with Skibidi Tripods so that nothing in this wiki ever happened before moving on to destroy other fanon wikis, leaving Deadpool, Wolverine and Biffy Jones as the sole survivors of the catastrophe due to the fact that they are not from the skullgirlz wiki.

He then appears at the climax of the movie about to destroy the pooh's adventures wiki by DDOSing Fandom with his Skibidi Time Ripper but Deadpool and Wolverine interrupt him and he accidentally performs a DDOS attack on reality itself, creating a poohingularity. Spiderus is sucked into the poohingularity along with the time ripper and is killed, ending his threat for good. Afterwards Biffy's ipad is returned and the multiverse is restored.

Creating Pteracuda

during an unknown period of time before the events that would lead to his death, spiderus created a monster that would later become known as Pteracuda

Trivia

• That Pooh's Adventure movie was rated and 18+ and tagged as horror because Spiderus is that fucking ugly.