Diego Marcoson

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-Diego's Cum Inducing Theme Song but Normal

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-Diego's Cum Inducing Theme Song but its an Anime Opening

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-Diego's Cum Inducing Theme Song but its Metal

“	Aw fuck yeah I am in this.	”
-Diego Marcoson

Diego Marcoson
"The Hottest Squid in Galaxy Hills"
Real Name	Diego Boris Marcoson
Alias(es)	Diego Chad God Squilliam 2.0
Species	Astepyria Tostronkoprism (Octopus God)
Friends	Jason Gomez The Dinosaur Astro Boy Productions SandwichFucker34 Biffy Jones Boognish 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle Crack Miser Dan Freaky Bob
Enemies	Squilliam Fancyson Sqadolf Squidler Soyjak Diego
Sex	Male
Date of Birth	Late 70s/Early 80s
Nationality	🇲🇽 Mexican 🇷🇺 Russian
Affiliation(s)	Freaky Society Anti NPC Rebellion
Occupation(s)	Vodka Maker
Criminal Record	Too Hot to be arrested
Rank	SS+
Role	Major Protagonist
Onlyfans	No
Status	Alive

Diego Boris Marcoson (ディエゴ・マルコソン Diego Marukosona) is the greatest SpongeBob O.C. of all time and the Top 1 Vodka Maker for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety. He is the pinnacle of the SpongeBob Universe and the true god of this universe. He is what NPC Squidward also known as President Squidward also known as Squ Berdon Anderes wishes he could be. He uses his chad Handsome "Squidward" Marcoson form to represent the Troll Empire. He is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gigachad octopus who is the only man alive to rival Bartleby MontClair of Dresden. He is the Main Protagonist in The USERS™ Saga as leader of the OPINION BASHERS to stop the Goody-Two Shoes from getting the Medallion to cause a shitfest and apparently this conflict ended Deviantart which made Diego depressed.

Dan seems to view Diego as a true god like himself and together they fight alongside to kick Jason Gomez the Dinosaur, Squilliam Fancyson, and the laughably dumb DarkBob's asses. Diego also stopped fighting with Jason Gomez and became friends later in the line when they both joined the Super Origami Kingdom but both were kicked out for reasons like being annoying and making a bad timed s*icide joke or having a fetish that's too disgusting for the normal people.

The Anti-Diegoists are a group that harbors a deep resentment toward Diego, openly expressing their disdain for him at every opportunity. They rally against him with passionate conviction, whether through insults, organized efforts to undermine him, or sheer pettiness. However, their hatred is entirely one-sided, as Diego remains completely unfazed by their existence. To him, they are nothing more than a collection of bitter, misguided individuals wasting their time on something meaningless. He doesn’t engage with their hostility or even acknowledge their efforts beyond a dismissive smirk, seeing them as pathetic people whose obsession with him is more amusing than concerning.

He has a stand named Hank Hill that fights with him when called on since Diego is a big fan of King of the Hill. He also uses Hank to get rid of KINKSHAMERS THAT SHAME ***** FETISH USERS AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU DEVIANTART.

Soyjak Diego Arc

Prior to the end of the Masterbation Dairies, in the late 2010s Soyjak Diego, a sharty created clone of himself would be tempted to join the Cult of Squid as an enemy against Coop before joining the Freaky Society. Like Smugward, he would view society as a bunch of loud neighbors that are against squids and would want to see a Squid dominated society, however, being the chad he would refuse this knowing that Smugward is a filthy 8chan and sharty aligned troll and would later be forced to grow as a person unlike FreakyBob. FreakyBob on the other hand had no need to make things right and wanted to goon as much as possible. Diego being the selfish individual realizes that Smugward was failing as a leader and back stabbed him like the proud supervillain he is. During one such interaction against the Freaky Society, the NPCs and Trolls would try to turn Diego into a soyjak which would in turn make the Anti-Diegoists more violent if the Cult succeeded. After the cult's numerous alliances that made them feel like pawns, Diego would change his opinion on the Freaky Society, some of the trolls that had left the cult, and embrace Freakyism.

Chris Chan Power Hour

He has confirmed that he is on the autism spectrum in the Chris Chan episode, where he explicitly states this during the discussion. In the episode, he talks about his diagnosis and how it has influenced his experiences. He speaks openly about it, giving viewers a clearer understanding of his perspective.

“	We don't accept that bitch in our community	”

Sad Backstory

When he was a human child named Diego Markus, he got put into an orphanage and got bullied by a lot of people. Until one day, when he was an adult, He became obsessed with cephalopods, but one day He fell in a pot of Cephaopod juice. The Juice mixed his DNA with the Cephalopod's and thats when he transformed from a human to a Handsome Squid, many have believed that is not diego. How ever when the students of cephalopod education heard his voice, It was him. and his strength was stronger than any strong person, and he became an immortal being. And That's how he became Diego Marcoson.

Gallery

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  Diego's Daily Rant #24: Mars Bars and Taxes

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  Diego confronting Squilliam

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  His ultimate Super Saiyan Blue Form. 999999999x more powerful then the laughably pathetic Ultra Instinct Goku.

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  Diego and Bartleby about to kick Sephiroth's ass.

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  Diego in World War III battling against Sqadolf Squidler.

Trivia

• Diego doesn't know what a Big Lots is.
• He is probably one of the most powerful people on the galaxy according to Thanos.
• He moved to Mexico awhile back with Gremblo and King Caden.
• Diego did war crimes alongside Granny during the Vietnam War, this is where he met Jason Gomez and Astro Boy Productions at.
• Diego fully supported Cade Funfish's terrorism against King Caden.
• He has a powerful dance called the Hit The Pinata Dance where he forced NPC's to do the dance to get made fun of resulting them to live in embarrassment forever, you are not safe from it.
• He's a legend to be told.