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== Relationships == | == Relationships == | ||
=== Nyx (Mother Night) === | === <span style="background:linear-gradient(MediumBlue, BlueViolet); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Nyx</span> (Mother Night) === | ||
Nyx is known to be the goddess of night. She didn't care for her son, Koalemos, since she believed him to be too "useless." | Nyx is known to be the goddess of night. She didn't care for her son, Koalemos, since she believed him to be too "useless." | ||
=== [[Jonkler|Momus]] (The God of Mockery) === | ===[[Jonkler|Momus]] (The God of Mockery)=== | ||
His Brother, him and Momus had strong brotherly bond | His Brother, him and Momus had strong brotherly bond growing up. | ||
=== Eris (Goddess of Chaos) === | === <span style="background:linear-gradient(grey 50%, black); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Eris</span> (Goddess of Chaos)=== | ||
Koalemos was always supportive to Eris for founding [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism|freakism]] which made Eris very happy. | Koalemos was always supportive to Eris for founding [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism|freakism]] which made Eris very happy. | ||
=== Various Olympians === | ===Various Olympians=== | ||
He is jealous of them for being too popular. | He is jealous of them for being too popular. | ||
=== Tiktok === | ===Tiktok=== | ||
His shrine of worship. | His shrine of worship. | ||
== Powers and Abilities == | ==Powers and Abilities== | ||
* '''Misinformation''': With the power of illegitimate but true confidence. He can unintentionally trick people into believing his bullshit information that he made up on the spot. This power is enhanced thanks to deepfakes. | *'''Misinformation''': With the power of illegitimate but true confidence. He can unintentionally trick people into believing his bullshit information that he made up on the spot. This power is enhanced thanks to deepfakes. | ||
* '''Dunning Kruger Effect''': Give n00bs cockiness after they're an expert with a study after learning the basics of a subject. Unaware that they're too inexperienced with it. | *'''Dunning Kruger Effect''': Give n00bs cockiness after they're an expert with a study after learning the basics of a subject. Unaware that they're too inexperienced with it. | ||
* '''Creation:''' Aside from using his stupidity related magic, he can also create his offspring asexually by using his magic and Chatgpt (thanks! said to koalemos) | *'''Creation:''' Aside from using his stupidity related magic, he can also create his offspring asexually by using his magic and Chatgpt (thanks! said to koalemos) | ||
== List Contributions/Influences that Koalemos Did == | ==List Contributions/Influences that Koalemos Did== | ||
=== The Koalemos Fan Club === | ===The Koalemos Fan Club=== | ||
This Group is known to promote the teachings and influences from Koalemos by spreading folly and stupidity around the world. His loyal disciples from this group are [[Lord Stupid IV]], [[Enrique]], [[Beavis]], and [[Butt-Head]]. | This Group is known to promote the teachings and influences from Koalemos by spreading folly and stupidity around the world. His loyal disciples from this group are [[Lord Stupid IV]], [[Enrique]], [[Beavis]], and [[Butt-Head]]. | ||
=== Inventing Modern Politics === | ===Inventing Modern Politics=== | ||
This is known to be Koalemos's greatest contribution. He helped various politicians to give the worst decisions and plans on earth such as making new laws, giving them false promises to the people | This is known to be Koalemos's greatest contribution. He helped various politicians to give the worst decisions and plans on earth such as making new laws, giving them false promises to the people | ||
=== Creating his own DC Universe (Earth-1234567) === | ===Creating his own DC Universe (Earth-1234567) === | ||
When koalemos was bored, he had an idea about making a universe for DC. So he decided to "create" his own universe by infecting every single person from the r/batmanarkham turning the serious subreddit into a unserious madhouse. | When koalemos was bored, he had an idea about making a universe for DC. So he decided to "create" his own universe by infecting every single person from the r/batmanarkham turning the serious subreddit into a unserious madhouse. | ||
Now,this universe is called Man Ham Aslume. | Now,this universe is called Man Ham Aslume. | ||
=== Also Invented Slime Ranting === | ===Also Invented Slime Ranting=== | ||
After arriving to tiktok, Koalemos proposed a new type of commentary style called [https://www.tiktok.com/tag/slimerant?lang=en Slime Rants] to the weird kids and silly gubby kids who wanted to become famous. | After arriving to tiktok, Koalemos proposed a new type of commentary style called [https://www.tiktok.com/tag/slimerant?lang=en Slime Rants] to the weird kids and silly gubby kids who wanted to become famous. | ||
=== Created The Italian Brain Rot Creatures as his lesser spawn === | ===Created The Italian Brain Rot Creatures as his lesser spawn === | ||
For the longest time, he wanted to make spawn of his image, but was too stupid to create his own form of life, but thanks to humanity's advancement of computers now being able to completely generating ideas and full images through simple word prompts. This gave him the power for the computer to create ideas for him, render them for him, and give them life to make his dream creatures come true. These creatures later become known as pure Freakatures later in the Fanboy and Chum Chum series. [[Pinja Norn]] and [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur]] are one such result. | For the longest time, he wanted to make spawn of his image, but was too stupid to create his own form of life, but thanks to humanity's advancement of computers now being able to completely generating ideas and full images through simple word prompts. This gave him the power for the computer to create ideas for him, render them for him, and give them life to make his dream creatures come true. These creatures later become known as pure Freakatures later in the Fanboy and Chum Chum series. [[Pinja Norn]] and [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur]] are one such result. | ||
== Where is he now? == | ==Where is he now? == | ||
Competing against [[Lord Stupid IV|Lord Stupid]] and [[Enrique]] for the title of the most stupid being in history. | Competing against [[Lord Stupid IV|Lord Stupid]] and [[Enrique]] for the title of the most stupid being in history. | ||
== Trivia == | ==Trivia== | ||
* His offspring are [[Pinja Norn]], [https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Man_(Man:_Ham_Aslume) Man], [[Cobson]], and TBA... | *His offspring are [[Pinja Norn]], [https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Man_(Man:_Ham_Aslume) Man], [[Cobson]], and TBA... | ||
* He hates math and claimed that Euclid and Archimedes are bastards. | *He hates math and claimed that Euclid and Archimedes are bastards. | ||
* It is unknown if [[Xrisoner Pex]] Is a son of his along with every other sennis tex and sigeon pex's | *It is unknown if [[Xrisoner Pex]] Is a son of his along with every other sennis tex and sigeon pex's | ||
* When Koalemos went to [[Detroit]], he gained a human alter-ego called "Jon Koalemos" | *When Koalemos went to [[Detroit]], he gained a human alter-ego called "Jon Koalemos" | ||
* Koalemos also appears in [[Persona PP]]<nowiki/> as a persona summon. | * Koalemos also appears in [[Persona PP]]<nowiki/> as a persona summon. | ||
* Without Koalemos, one of two best contributions he made (such as Italian Brainrot and [https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/ Man Ham Aslume]) would never exist. | *Without Koalemos, one of two best contributions he made (such as Italian Brainrot and [https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/ Man Ham Aslume]) would never exist. | ||
== Gallery: == | ==Gallery:== | ||
<gallery widths="200" heights="200"> | <gallery widths="200" heights="200"> | ||
File:Allegory of folly.jpg|This is the most well-known photo of koalemos created by [[wikipedia:Quentin_Matsys|Quentin Matsys]]. | File:Allegory of folly.jpg|This is the most well-known photo of koalemos created by [[wikipedia:Quentin_Matsys|Quentin Matsys]]. | ||
Revision as of 14:47, 8 September 2026
"You can still call me an idiot, but i am tired of being called the most useless god. If you dont know what i hate being called like that, I AM NOT THAT USELESS! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I. DONT EXIST?!"
| The Most Stupid God in The World | ||
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| This is a depiction of Koalemos (drawn by: Me!) | ||
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Real Name |
Koalemos | |
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Alias(es) |
Coalemos (latin name), The Inventor of Stupidity, The Patron of the Internet, Father Folly (by worshippers), The Man Before the Man Ham Aslume, Jon Koalemos (human form name), | |
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Species |
Daemon, God | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Age |
300,000+ (he's immortal) | |
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Nationality |
Greek | |
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Ethnicity |
Greek | |
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Complexion |
White | |
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Relative(s) |
Nyx (possible mother), Unknown (Father) | |
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Occupation(s) |
Daemon | |
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Powers and Abilities |
Stupidity Magic, Having God-like Powers, Foolish Influence, | |
Koalemos (Ancient Greek: κοάλεμος, Classical Latin: Coalemus) is a lesser known Greek god who is known to be the god of stupidity and the patron of idiots.
Personalilty
Koalemos is known to be the pinnacle of foolishness and the most childish daemon amongst the entire daemon race. Despite having these negative traits, Koalemos also has a good sense of humor.
Relationships
Nyx (Mother Night)
Nyx is known to be the goddess of night. She didn't care for her son, Koalemos, since she believed him to be too "useless."
Momus (The God of Mockery)
His Brother, him and Momus had strong brotherly bond growing up.
Eris (Goddess of Chaos)
Koalemos was always supportive to Eris for founding freakism which made Eris very happy.
Various Olympians
He is jealous of them for being too popular.
Tiktok
His shrine of worship.
Powers and Abilities
- Misinformation: With the power of illegitimate but true confidence. He can unintentionally trick people into believing his bullshit information that he made up on the spot. This power is enhanced thanks to deepfakes.
- Dunning Kruger Effect: Give n00bs cockiness after they're an expert with a study after learning the basics of a subject. Unaware that they're too inexperienced with it.
- Creation: Aside from using his stupidity related magic, he can also create his offspring asexually by using his magic and Chatgpt (thanks! said to koalemos)
List Contributions/Influences that Koalemos Did
The Koalemos Fan Club
This Group is known to promote the teachings and influences from Koalemos by spreading folly and stupidity around the world. His loyal disciples from this group are Lord Stupid IV, Enrique!, Beavis, and Butt-Head.
Inventing Modern Politics
This is known to be Koalemos's greatest contribution. He helped various politicians to give the worst decisions and plans on earth such as making new laws, giving them false promises to the people
Creating his own DC Universe (Earth-1234567)
When koalemos was bored, he had an idea about making a universe for DC. So he decided to "create" his own universe by infecting every single person from the r/batmanarkham turning the serious subreddit into a unserious madhouse.
Now,this universe is called Man Ham Aslume.
Also Invented Slime Ranting
After arriving to tiktok, Koalemos proposed a new type of commentary style called Slime Rants to the weird kids and silly gubby kids who wanted to become famous.
Created The Italian Brain Rot Creatures as his lesser spawn
For the longest time, he wanted to make spawn of his image, but was too stupid to create his own form of life, but thanks to humanity's advancement of computers now being able to completely generating ideas and full images through simple word prompts. This gave him the power for the computer to create ideas for him, render them for him, and give them life to make his dream creatures come true. These creatures later become known as pure Freakatures later in the Fanboy and Chum Chum series. Pinja Norn and Tung Tung Tung Sahur are one such result.
Where is he now?
Competing against Lord Stupid and Enrique! for the title of the most stupid being in history.
Trivia
- His offspring are Pinja Norn, Man, Cobson, and TBA...
- He hates math and claimed that Euclid and Archimedes are bastards.
- It is unknown if Xrisoner Pex Is a son of his along with every other sennis tex and sigeon pex's
- When Koalemos went to Detroit, he gained a human alter-ego called "Jon Koalemos"
- Koalemos also appears in Persona PP as a persona summon.
- Without Koalemos, one of two best contributions he made (such as Italian Brainrot and Man Ham Aslume) would never exist.
Gallery:
This is the most well-known photo of koalemos created by Quentin Matsys.
