Giulia Obacchio

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Giulia Ravenclaw Evildoer Succubus Obacchio is a deep lore character in the Obacchioverse. She is the mother of Shadowlord Obacchio and Obacchio Second C Silent.

Biography

Nothing is known about Giulia other than she was the mother of the Obacchio brothers, since every time we ask Luigizotto about her his jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of his head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, finishing with him saying "Uh oh!! Clean up aisle: My underwear!!" before he locks himself in the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza bathroom.

The only thing known is that Giulia divorced Luigizotto sometime after giving birth, leaving him to pay child support for 666 eons.

Abilities

She has many sexy awesome vampire abilities that she passed down to the Obacchio brothers, but hers are better because she invented them.

Blood Sucking

She can suck people blood's through her fingers like Dio from Phantom Pain.

Super Satan

She can access Super Satan 1-3 which gives her long flowing scarlet blood red hair and she wields 666 katanas in each hand and also gives her laser eyes that destroy any goody two shoes in her way to death.

La Chancla forma del Diablo

When her kids are acting up she can channel her inner mexican mom and infuse a flip flop with demonic energy and punich her childern 666 and a half a million times.

Her True Identity (SPOILERS!!!)

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In truth, she was none other than Giulia Pannini Katherine Marianne Susan Lawobeyer Angel Unicorn Kittycuddler Teacherspet Strawberry Jam Biblereader Goodman better known as the original Little Goody Two Shoes, the incarnation of every thing good in the world (CRINGE!!!). Luigizotto was delusional about her being a hot vampire chick because he was high off Ronald McDonald's Grimace Kush and the Gmail perc.

Biography

Early Life

She was born to loving parents in Goodsprings, Nevada where she would spend her life getting kitties out of trees, reminding teacher about the homework (FUCK YOU PENNY STUPID BITCH!!!) and doing internships at super weenie hut junior. When she was a child her parents stubbed their toe leading to them receiving free healthcare. She also became a victim of charity when a sweet old man gave her 5 dollars to buy a happy meal.

She met Luigizotto at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis Tennessee where they bonded over their shared interest of used toothpicks and expired Walmart employee IDs. They got married and conceived two children atop the mythical Pizza Tower: Anthon- I mean Shadowlord Obacchio and Obacchio Second C silent. Giulia then divorced Luigizotto because he posted information on the internet. With nowhere to go she went into hiding and gave the Obacchio brothers to foster parents, not knowing that they were secretly evil satanic badass satanists...

Unlocking her angelic powers

One day she was going to sleep on her bedtime she got a call from Christ H Suss in her dream telling her that she must defeat all the evildoers and satanists in this world and that she must always wear two shoes. When she woke up she had 10 halos over her had and 6 angel wings and also awakened her Stand [Cosmic Girl] and also every criminal and satanist and evildoer in a 777 mile radius donated to charity and baked cookies for lonely orphans. She was now known as The Little Goodie Two Shoes.

0.0000000000000000777 microseconds after her magical girl ahh transformation she was attacked by her life-long rival KatHELLine Lucius Evilus Zipplezap Deathkiller Murdermax the 5568th, an underwear model from The Shadow Caribbean and also an avid innocent people killer. Giulia's goody two shoe energy activated KatHELLine's Stand [Evil Woman] which sent them both to HELL 666 where they had their epic duel between goody two shoes and evil one shoes.

Creation of the Chaos Emeralds

After her duel with KatHELLine ended in a draw Giulia decided she cannot fight evil alone, so she created seven artifacts that had sugar, spice and everything nice in it: The Chaos Emeralds. However it also sealed all evil it defeated inside of them. Thus If all seven are obtained their wielder will become a being beyond heaven and Hell. Also she created the Singular Fragment so Obacchio Second C silent has shit to do as well.

Epic Plot Twist

She always watched her sons on their epic quests from the sidelines but never interfered because boys will be boys. She was also the one who revived Shadowlord Obacchio during his fight with his father.

Even more Testicular Plot Twist

She found the One Piece and revealed that it the entire series was Eiichiro Oda's promotion of the upcoming Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer Movie.