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{{Infobox|Box title = Hex Maniac|image = Hex Maniac.png|caption = "I don't sell Milk or Strawberry Jam you pervert"|Row 1 title = Age|Row 1 info = Too old to be on the internet|Row 2 title = Gender|Row 2 info = Female|Row 3 title = |Row 3 info = }}'''Hex Maniac ('''六角マニアック, ''''' | {{Infobox|Box title = Hex Maniac|image = Hex Maniac.png|caption = "I don't sell Milk or Strawberry Jam you pervert"|Row 1 title = Age|Row 1 info = Too old to be on the internet|Row 2 title = Gender|Row 2 info = Female|Row 3 title = |Row 3 info = }}'''Hex Maniac ('''六角マニアック, '''''Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven-Way''''') is one sexy and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bitch but kinda chill. Aside of being <s>Harry Potter's</s> Pokemon's most iconic internet witch/astrologist, she had also carved out a niche for herself as the most eccentric milk n' jam seller. During the events of Fanboy & Chum Chum: The Masterbation Diaries, she would try to perform an exorcism on Glitch City which was near Ecruteak City. This would later backfire and the internet punished her by turning into a porn idol. She really fucking hates [[Detective "Handsome" Looker]] and the [[Good Society]]. After the time skip, FreakyBob and Mort would bring [[the Collapse of Bikini Bottom]] to the Johto region, and she would take over as the protagonist replacing Kris who was stupid anyway. Now, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society enjoys her milk and jam and she's out hanging around with [[Scary Girl]] using her supernatural talent. She is [[Chris Church]]'s waifu. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
She invented jenkem. | |||
[[File:Jam store.jpg|left|thumb|240x240px|Hex Maniac selling <s>milk</s>jam]] | |||
== Jam Flavors == | == Jam Flavors == | ||
Hex Maniac's jams are renowned for their unique flavors and magical properties. Each jar is carefully prepared using ingredients that can only be found in | Hex Maniac's jams are renowned for their unique flavors and magical properties. Each jar is carefully prepared using ingredients that can only be found in New Meridian. She often is seen selling her work around [[Little Innsmouth]] or a Lidl parking lot. | ||
* '''Glowberry Delight''': A jam with a subtle [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mtm59H_pbk&list=LL&index=2 glow] | * '''Glowberry Delight''': A jam with a subtle [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mtm59H_pbk&list=LL&index=2 glow.] | ||
* '''Ghost Apple Love:''' A [https://the-boys.fandom.com/wiki/Translucent translucent], sweet, and slightly tart jam that leaves a tingling sensation | * '''Ghost Apple Love:''' A [https://the-boys.fandom.com/wiki/Translucent translucent], sweet, and slightly tart jam that leaves a tingling sensation. | ||
* '''Witch's Brew-Berry Jam''': A ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Purple Deep Purple]'' jam with a hint of (ice) spice | * '''Witch's Brew-Berry Jam''': A ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Purple Deep Purple]'' jam with a hint of (ice) spice. | ||
* '''Strawberry Jam:''' Literally is just strawberry jam | * '''Frog Gut Chutney:''' A [[wikipedia:Sour_(album)|sour]] and lumpy green jam that tastes like a combination of lemon, apple, kiwi and something you can't put into words. | ||
* '''Strawberry Jam:''' Literally is just strawberry jam. | |||
== Relationships == | == Relationships == | ||
* | * [[Squigly]]: They fucking hate each other. | ||
* | * [[Peacock]] and [[Big Band]]: She has a playful rapport with Peacock, the birdbrained cartoon, and Big Band, the friendly jazz cop, who are frequent tasters of her latest creations. | ||
* | * [[Queen Eliza]]: The cruel vampire queen, who normally dismisses and steals the blood of peons she comes across, Hex surprisingly seems to be on her good, as she appreciates Hex Maniac’s jams, so much so, she often helps her through sponsors and market preparations. | ||
* [[Detective "Handsome" Looker]]: No. | * [[Detective "Handsome" Looker]]: No.[[File:Hex slip on a banana lollee .jpg|center|thumb|<center>lmao get clowned on!</center>]] | ||
[[Category:Memes]] | [[Category:Memes]] | ||
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Hex Maniac (六角マニアック, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven-Way) is one sexy and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bitch but kinda chill. Aside of being Harry Potter's Pokemon's most iconic internet witch/astrologist, she had also carved out a niche for herself as the most eccentric milk n' jam seller. During the events of Fanboy & Chum Chum: The Masterbation Diaries, she would try to perform an exorcism on Glitch City which was near Ecruteak City. This would later backfire and the internet punished her by turning into a porn idol. She really fucking hates Detective "Handsome" Looker and the Good Society. After the time skip, FreakyBob and Mort would bring the Collapse of Bikini Bottom to the Johto region, and she would take over as the protagonist replacing Kris who was stupid anyway. Now, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society enjoys her milk and jam and she's out hanging around with Scary Girl using her supernatural talent. She is Chris Church's waifu.
History
She invented jenkem.
Jam Flavors
Hex Maniac's jams are renowned for their unique flavors and magical properties. Each jar is carefully prepared using ingredients that can only be found in New Meridian. She often is seen selling her work around Little Innsmouth or a Lidl parking lot.
- Glowberry Delight: A jam with a subtle glow.
- Ghost Apple Love: A translucent, sweet, and slightly tart jam that leaves a tingling sensation.
- Witch's Brew-Berry Jam: A Deep Purple jam with a hint of (ice) spice.
- Frog Gut Chutney: A sour and lumpy green jam that tastes like a combination of lemon, apple, kiwi and something you can't put into words.
- Strawberry Jam: Literally is just strawberry jam.
Relationships
- Squigly: They fucking hate each other.
- Peacock and Big Band: She has a playful rapport with Peacock, the birdbrained cartoon, and Big Band, the friendly jazz cop, who are frequent tasters of her latest creations.
- Queen Eliza: The cruel vampire queen, who normally dismisses and steals the blood of peons she comes across, Hex surprisingly seems to be on her good, as she appreciates Hex Maniac’s jams, so much so, she often helps her through sponsors and market preparations.
- Detective "Handsome" Looker: No.
