Hex Maniac
| Hex Maniac | ||
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| "I don't sell Milk or Strawberry Jam you pervert" | ||
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Age |
Too old to be on the internet | |
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Gender |
Female | |
Hex Maniac (六角マニアック, Hexu Maniac-desu) is one sexy and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bitch but kinda chill. Aside of being Pokemon's most iconic internet witch/astrologist, she had also carved out a niche for herself as the most eccentric milk n' jam seller. During the events of Fanboy & Chum Chum: The Masterbation Diaries, she would try to perform an exorcism on Glitch City which was near Ecruteak City. This would later backfire and the internet punished her by turning into a porn idol. She really fucking hates Detective "Handsome" Looker and the Good Society. After the time skip, FreakyBob and Mort would bring the Collapse of Bikini Bottom to the Johto region, and she would take over as the protagonist replacing Kris who is stupid. Now, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society enjoys her milk and jam and she's out hanging around with Scary Girl using her supernatural talent.
History[edit | edit source]
She invented jenkem.
Jam Flavors[edit | edit source]
Hex Maniac's jams are renowned for their unique flavors and magical properties. Each jar is carefully prepared using ingredients that can only be found in New Meridian. She often is seen selling her work around Little Innsmouth or a Lidl parking lot.
- Glowberry Delight: A jam with a subtle glow.
- Ghost Apple Love: A translucent, sweet, and slightly tart jam that leaves a tingling sensation.
- Witch's Brew-Berry Jam: A Deep Purple jam with a hint of (ice) spice.
- Frog Gut Chutney: A sour and lumpy green jam that tastes like a combination of lemon, apple, kiwi and something you can't put into words.
- Strawberry Jam: Literally is just strawberry jam.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
- Squigly: They fucking hate each other.
- Peacock and Big Band: She has a playful rapport with Peacock, the birdbrained cartoon, and Big Band, the friendly jazz cop, who are frequent tasters of her latest creations.
- Queen Eliza: The cruel vampire queen, who normally dismisses and steals the blood of peons she comes across, Hex surprisingly seems to be on her good, as she appreciates Hex Maniac’s jams, so much so, she often helps her through sponsors and market preparations.
- Detective "Handsome" Looker: No.
