Chris Church
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Jesús Christian Church is the infamous creator of Satachu, an autistic demonic incarnation of Pikachu. His favorite pastime is larping Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. He is also Hazbin Hotel's 1# glazer and he also sued his parents because he hates his name but literally never thought about legally changing it.
He once sucked one of those spicy lollipops claiming to be the Toe Of Satan, to impress his non-existent friend group and couldn't stop crying and being redder than Alex Jones on dodgy supplements for a week straight.