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Threat Level: ███▒▒▒ BOUNDLESS, ONTOLOGICAL PERFECTION, AND META-APEIRON

»⠀This "individual" is completely transcendent over any and all forms of hierarchical extension within the Omniverse. More specifically: They not only encompass the collection of all possible "qualities" represented by a nigh-omniversal entity, but also exceed it utterly, existing beyond any and all distinctions between ontologies and any division between objects. They are beyond differentiation, changeless, indivisible, ineffable, self-sufficient and completely unsurpassable.

»⠀This "individual" is the absolute as maximally unqualified, beyond the division of cause and caused, relation and related. It cannot be said to be cause for it is the condition by which all such notions are rendered intelligible. It is by itself not unified, for as unity and no more — all things come to be unified. In simply remaining by itself as Absolutely transcendent, the dialectic of causation comes to be, and by remaining outside the dialect of causation, it becomes the condition and vacancy by which cause and caused are revealed.

»⠀This "individual" is the influence, creation, and destruction of all logical space that contains all logically possible worlds within the framework of alethic modality, meaning any world derived from any formal or logical system within classical logic. This tier has no upper limit, and its magnitude is the extension of all possible worlds that conform to non-classical logic modalities.

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“ꌩꂦꀎ ꍏꋪꍟ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꌃꌩ ꌩꂦꀎꋪꌗꍟ꒒ꎇ, ꉓꃅꀤ꒒ꀸ. ꓄ꃅꍟꋪꍟ ꀤꌗ ꂦꈤ꒒ꌩ ꀸꍏꋪꀘꈤꍟꌗꌗ ꎇꂦꋪ ꌩꂦꀎ, ꍏꈤꀸ ꂦꈤ꒒ꌩ ꀸꍟꍏ꓄ꃅ ꎇꂦꋪ ꌩꂦꀎ ꍏꈤꀸ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꉣꍟꂦꉣ꒒ꍟ. ꍏꈤꀸ ꀤ ꀸꂦꈤ'꓄ ꂵꍟꍏꈤ ꀤ꓄ ꂵꍟ꓄ꍏꉣꃅꂦꋪꀤꉓꍏ꒒꒒ꌩ, ꂦꋪ ꋪꃅꍟ꓄ꂦꋪꀤꉓꍏ꒒꒒ꌩ, ꂦꋪ ꉣꂦꍟ꓄ꀤꉓꍏ꒒꒒ꌩ, ꂦꋪ ꓄ꃅꍟꂦꋪꍟ꓄ꀤꉓꍏ꒒꒒ꌩ ꂦꋪ ꍏꈤꌩ ꂦ꓄ꃅꍟꋪ ꎇꍏꈤꉓꌩ ꅏꍏꌩ, ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꀤꌗ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꎇꍏ꓄ꍟ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꌩꂦꀎ ꃅꍏꃴꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꍏꉓꉓꍟꉣ꓄. ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꀤꌗ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꌃꍟꁅꀤꈤꈤꀤꈤꁅ. ꀤ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꉓꂦꂵꂵꍏꈤꀸ ꍏ ꒒ꍏꋪꁅꍟ ꍏꋪꂵꌩ, ꍏꈤꀸ ꅏꍟ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꎇꀤꁅꃅ꓄ ꀎꈤ꓄ꀤ꒒ ꅏꍟ ꍏꋪꍟ ꉓꂦꂵꉣ꒒ꍟ꓄ꍟ꒒ꌩ ꁅꍏꈤꁅꍟꀸ ꀎꉣ ꍏꈤꀸ ꂦꀎ꓄ ꂦꎇ ꍏꂵꂵꂦ. ꅏꍟ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꎇꀤꁅꃅ꓄ ꀎꈤ꓄ꀤ꒒ ꍟꃴꍟꋪꌩꌃꂦꀸꌩ ꃅꍏꌗ ꌃꍟꍟꈤ ꀸꍟꎇꍟꍏ꓄ꍟꀸ. ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꌃꍟꌩꂦꈤꀸ ꌗ꓄ꋪꍟꈤꁅ꓄ꃅ. ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍟꈤꀸ, ꍏꈤꀸ ꀤ ꃅꍏꃴꍟ ꉓꂦꂵꍟ ꎇꂦꋪ ꌩꂦꀎ, ꉣꍟꉣꉣꍏ.”

— 𝒦𝒶-𝒞𝒽𝓊𝓃𝑔,

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“łⱤØ₦Ɏ ł₴ ₵ⱤɄɆⱠ, ฿Ʉ₮ ₦Ø₮ ₳₴ ₥Ʉ₵Ⱨ ₳₴ ₳Ɽ฿Ɏ'₴.”

— Stingy Spoilero, God of Extermination

Now playing: "It's Mine (Instrumental)"

Franchise:
First Appearance:
Voiced by:	Main Form and Dragonfly Form: Mitchell Eisner (2003-present) Human Form: Jodi Eichelberger (2004-present)
Biographical Information
Real Full Name:	? (His real name is unknown. It's often theorized Ka-Chung doesn't have a real name or just incomprehensibly unpronounceable.)
Alias(es):	KA-CHUUUUUUUUUNG! 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝔂 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓷𝓾𝓽𝓼 (formerly) Nenni Cheapskate Fancy Boy Sticky Stinky Stringy You KC The K to the C Chung Yellow Car The D The Best Damn Bug Out There (self-proclaimed) Fire The Psychopathic Entity Long John Silverfish Titles: 耻辱之人 (lit. Shameful Man) Homo decies criminibus Mr. No Indoor Voice Himself The Deadly Storm The God Eater The Predator of the Normies The Bodyguard of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 The Bringer of Darkness Defender of the Canon Events The Exterminator The Willing One The One Who Knows All The Dangerous Threat Past Incarnations: Too many to fucking count.
Chronological Age:	ERROR 404
Physiological Age:	Don't worry about it.
Birthday:	January 13th ♑︎︎
Gender:	ALL GENDERS
Sexual Orientation(s):	Omnisexual
Pronouns:	Any, but most of the time I'm referred to as he/him.
Classification(s):	Science-Magic Hybrid Complete Immortal
Fantasy Race:	𝔹𝔼𝕐𝕆ℕ𝔻 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ ℂ𝕆𝕄ℙℝ𝔼ℍ𝔼ℕ𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ
Disorder(s):	Autism Spectrum Disorder
Religion:	Irreligious (Atheist)
Alignment:	Neutral Good (pre-timeskip) Chaotic Evil (𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, post-timeskip)
Residencies:	𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ville, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴opolis, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ia, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Galaxy
Education(s):	NONE
Rizz:	💯🔥👌🏿
Wokeness:	ERROR 404
Kill Count:	Uncountable
Status:	Alive (Wanted)
Characteristic Traits
Personality:	Rude Angry Mad Stubborn Jerk Selfish Jovial Narcissistic Comedic Anti-Social Extroverted Loud Obnoxious Annoying Weird Offensive Mentally Challenged Sociopathic Insane Looney
Interest(s):	Jerking off all the time Being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Causing mass harm Trolling people Offending people Clowns Girls Clowngirls Rock music Weird shit Claiming everything Hiding in people's walls with the twins Hanging out with Wario and Waluigi Hanging out with Quack
Dislikes:	Normieism A.K.A. NPCism
Vehicle(s):	Ka-Drill Ka-Pandalungan (doesn't even use this one lol)
Attribute(s):	Solos all of fiction and reality.
Favourite Food(s):	Cherries
Goal(s):	Total Omniversal Domination
Familial Information
Brother(s):	Squirt (adoptive brother) Wiggle (adoptive brother) Spinner (adoptive brother) Bounce (adoptive brother)
Sister(s):	Shimmer (adoptive sister) Pansy & Snowdrop (adoptive sisters) Cookie (adoptive sister) Hänsel & Gretel (little sister figures)
Pet(s):	The Puffs
Relationship Statuses
Love Interest(s):	8782 unknown dead ex-girlfriends Kim Pine
Friend(s):	𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 (best friend) Mort E. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 (best frenemies) His teammates Quack (best friend) Various across The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!
Previous Affiliation(s):	Good Society
Affiliation(s):	The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!
Enemies:	99% of all life within the entirety of all fiction and the Omniverse

"Dragon" redirects here. If you were looking for the former NPC with a similar name, see Dragan Markovic. Also not to be confused with Big Chungus.

A page that describes Ka-Chung is one of life's biggest tasks and challenges, but hey, we tried our best.

The unidentifiable and enigmatic character and entity () later and best known as 𝒮𝒾𝓇 𝒦𝒶-𝒞𝒽𝓊𝓃𝑔𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝒢𝒾𝑜𝓇𝑜 𝐼𝐼𝐼 (カ・チュンソン・ギオロ三世卿, Ka chunson gioro san-sei kyō), or just 𝒦𝒶-𝒞𝒽𝓊𝓃𝑔 (カチュン, Kachun), introduced as his human form as 𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓎 𝒮𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓇𝑜 (ケチなネタバレ男, Kechina netabare yarō) and also known in his dragonfly form as 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃𝒻𝓁𝓎 𝒮𝓅𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇 (トンボグモ, Tonbogumo) is the schizophrenic, insane and sadistic deity of the entire Omniverse known as Storung (妨害, Bōgai) while serving as one of the six main protagonists of the greatest CBC/Discovery Kids anime that is The Save-Ums! and one of the secondary main characters of the second half of the entire Fanboy and Chum Chum timeline and the entirety of fiction and our very own reality themselves. The one responsible for the Big, Big, Big, Big... BIG Bang that predates the creation of the Imperceivable World (and as such claimed to be the creator of everything) and a former scientist, he currently serves as the head bodyguard of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety for 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 after taking over this role from the traitor 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂stian after it was revealed that he was a spy all along after the destruction of the planet. He has a vehicle, named the Ka-Drill which he sometimes uses to break into people's houses and beat the shit out of them alongside other weird shit for absolutely no reason other than the fact it amuses him. Additionally, he tends to name everything related to him with the prefix "Ka-" just because he's that much of a narcissist. One of the things Ka-Chung is best known for is yelling a lot. He can yell his name so loud that scientists believe that a "52-hertz whale" exists, but in all actuality it's just Ka-Chung yelling his name since he's just that loud and powerful. While he usually shouts all the time because he's autistic, he may also do it to his enemies for his own amusement, knowing some of them have very sensitive hearing anyways and it always gets a laugh out of him when he does it to them.

While Ka-Chung has always been omnipresent since the first time Felix the Cat's been just fucking around in 1919 and would later revealed to be taking on disguises of props, he would make his first physical appearance in the narrative in the 90s Saga in his human form and would make his first appearance in his main form in the first phase of the final saga of the Light Prognosticus, that being the Moccasins Saga, where he and the rest of the Save-Ums would be on the side of good and would always help people with basic problems. While satisfied on the outside, on the inside however he would slowly begin to feel stressed due to everything emperor Michael Rodent would put on him and the rest of the Save-Ums, since Rodent was slowly beginning to become a tyrannical leader. From April 2007 onwards after cancellation, he began to switch sides and became a patriotic 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴er, noting that he feels much more relived that his team doesn't have to deal with a dick. This was one of the many moments that hinted that the world was about to change, and nobody else other than Ka-Chung himself knew it yet.

Because of his turn to evil, he became subject to multiple controversies throughout the story as it goes on, which doesn't help due to not apologizing for them, and Ka-Chung stating he wishes to offend literally everybody who is a normie. During this time, it is hinted multiple times throughout the narrative that he may be God himself, due to the amount of power he possesses and overall being incomprehensible. However, there also exists other interpretations of who God is in 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism. He is not allowed in China at all due to a massive rivalry with the country, being named the worst person ever there following multiple crimes there, alongside an offensive comic he created in 2012 that he constantly made multiple issues of just to troll the country. He usually causes massive historical disasters there whenever he feels bored, pissing off both its government and its people. He will also stop at nothing until the side of non-freakers loses, to a point where committing a genocide consisting of only characters from these side feels as good as edging. That's his biggest dream. Usually he just imagines it, though, but it doesn't stop him from trying. That's why he thinks war is fun rather than hell like most people. Of anyone on the side of good, Ka-Chung loathes NPCs the most since they're always trying to brainwash his sister Shimmer into believing their crappy normie propaganda, and it really pisses him off despite otherwise having your average sibling relationship with her.

One of Ka-Chung's biggest influences after the timeskip include 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique once he got to knew them after buying drugs for them one day when they couldn't afford it. Being amongst the 0.01% of the entire Omniverse that can actually handle their shenanigans and in the case of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫, fis smell. Ka-Chung often idolizes them for the remaining half of the story, knowing almost everything about them and they're almost always on his mind. Much like the two, he is an extremely powerful being who serves as an omniversal threat capable of overpowering of even the most powerful, and he has been around for several Ω^ΩΩ eons at minimum. As such, his biological age is unknown, but it's known that he has seen time itself begin, and will see eternal nothingness occur when he permanently stops thinking after CUMageddon in what he officially declares the last timeline in all realities.

Ka-Chung admires them so much, he sometimes tries to be the third guy to their shit and usually hangs with them like homies, often trolling some normies and Ka-Chung enjoys it when Enrique throws them into woodchippers. He even beats the shit out of Peppa Pig and Banana and Ice Cream sometimes for his own amusement and then runs off with 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique. Whenever these two are busy, Ka-Chung would instead hang out with his fellow Outerversal 11th Dimensional 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 god, best friend and partner-in-crime Quack, where they do more trolling like cyberbullying, causing multiple disasters in countries, and repeatedly offending people so hard they actually die, much to their own pure sadistic amusement. They also have a plan to rule all of existence, but this will never happen due to their massive misfortune that happens often. Ka-Chung cares about Quack just as much as he cares about 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique (even if he does find the latter a bit creepy and batshit insane.) Quack's the one who made him become 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, anyways. Ka-Chung and Quack both created the Omniverse and were going it the Ka-Omniverse or Duckiverse before deciding to call it the Omniverse for some bizarre, unexplained reason. While neither of them even like babies because of how fucking annoying they can be, Ka-Chung and Quack are also the reason why you have to have sex to have babies instead of literally any other method, this means that if you don't have sex, nobody will be born anymore and society will crumble and collapse, leading to the extinction of the human race. Thus, the entire meaning of life is about being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, as the two envisioned and intended. 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓵, 𝓱𝓾𝓱? They eat all kinds of flesh.

...what do you mean, "that's copy and pasted"?

Speaking of, Ka-Chung is best (or worst) known for writing multiple infamous doorstopper hate fics dedicated to TV shows he absolutely hates, especially Banana and Ice Cream. With Enrique telling him what to write, one of his most infamous hate fics of that show's called Invasion of the Pickles, but who cares since the series said to be NPC propaganda. It's said to be extremely offensive, much like anything Ka-Chung writes, but he honestly couldn't care in the slightest. He finds it funny when normies are offended and often tells them to cry about it, proving how much of a jerk he can be towards non-freakers. Around the Exile Arc in Act Four, Ka-Chung temporarily becomes the overarching deuteragonist as he fills in for Enrique's roles after the latter is exiled by Trina Tightrope and the other NPCs for being too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. He, alongside Bean Khan and Quack, help 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 try to get Enrique back and they form Those Four Freakers, replacing the Normie Slayers around this time. Ka-Chung is proud that the NPCs find it harder to defeat him, which is one of the reasons he fills in for Enrique specifically. Ever since this incident, Ka-Chung has since been coming prepared and secretly finding out ways to outsmart the NPCs if they do attempt to take him down too, even if it's slightly less likely they would actually do that compared to Enrique.

It is suggested that Ka-Chung's current main form is actually an incarnation preceded by eight previous respective incarnations as his main form, but it would be revealed later on in the narrative that there were even more incarnations before said incarnations, making it unclear what incarnation number his main form is. Some of Ka-Chung's past incarnations are actually still out there due to a bug, but he can't remember who they are and they are currently unknown for now, and their current status and whereabouts remain a mystery. Most of his past incarnations have passed away and became a different person, and Ka-Chung's current incarnation is his longest-serving one, where he remains like that for the rest of the narrative up until the very end as it turns out it's his most powerful one and the only one to be immune to radiation. Notably, each incarnation since 1921 has had a name that sounds like some sort of play on his current one, just because he just thought it sounds nice ever since.

He is, and always will be omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient and is one of the only characters on this wiki to both not be fictional and to appear in every single work in some sort of way. That's right, he's real. Some say he's somewhere in real life and we don't know it yet, but the truth is, he's standing right behind you at this very instant. Don't look behind you. It's for your own good. If he isn’t behind you, he’s in your walls. Nobody can understand Ka-Chung's true self as it is complete nonsense to the average brain. Not even characters like Pickle Rick, the Doctor, Sherlock Holmes, Mister Myxlplyx, Q, and Bill Cipher can understand him, he's just that darn incomprehensible. He serves as one of the few individuals and supreme being that genuinely terrify most, if not both all fictional characters and real people as well, including Chuck Fucking Norris (RIP). In fact, a lot of Ka-Chung's information is either speculation or the truth. It's hard to tell which is speculation or not, since Ka-Chung likes to keep most of his information one of the biggest mysteries in all of existence, but it's also because he likes to troll everybody as much as he can. Ka-Chung is just utterly and truly infinite, something completely beyond our comprehension. He just is, there's nothing to describe his true form, nothing to compare it. Those who attempt to comprehend him may go insane from the information of the psychopathic and powerful entity that is Ka-Chung. He has done literally everything, and he will always control our fate, whether we like it or not. You just have to deal with it.

Even Cthulhu, DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK, ɭยเՇгเςђ, Surk's three disciples, and pretty much all the incomprehensible and overpowered characters you can think of like SCP-3812 and I AM THAT I AM are a group of little cuties compared to Ka-Chung. Even when the Omniverse and all realities perish, he will still be alive, traversing through the void of true absolute nothingness for all eternity and beyond in utter despair and misery from the realization that he will forever be alone. He will be unable to create life, universes, multiverses, megaverses, or literally anything else after the CUMageddon.

In one of the very few losses that he's ever had, Ka-Chung once attempted to kill the Ginger by decapitating him, but since gingers don't have souls, he failed and the Ginger managed to recap his head. Ka-Chung would try again, but realized he probably couldn't do it regardless of how many times he'd try so he just didn't bother.

While he has had multiple names throughout different incarnations, this article will refer to him as Ka-Chung, the current and most well-known name for him.

Ka-Overview

About

Overall, Ka-Chung, like Quack, can be considered, according to any character associated with the good side, an example of who you shouldn't be (i.e. an anti-role model). He is the all-time champion of priding himself as evil, but only second to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫, who is the very definition of this kind of pride. Ka-Chung often gets himself into a lot of controversy on a daily basis and he just doesn't care or any remorse in the slightest. If anything, he just loves the idea. He spends a lot of his time on the internet trolling nearly everybody just because. While Ka-Chung does have a huge amount of pride of being evil, it tends to be cranked up to the point it comes off as amusing instead and suffers bad luck and misfortune a lot while not being treated fairly by the goody-two shoes heroes. It's mostly justified as Ka-Chung can be bossy and unlikable in their eyes. Ka-Chung hates being left out or ignored so he tends to resort to chaos out of pettiness and childish behavior.

Ka-Chung can sometimes be a unrepentant slacker who doesn't even do the bare minimum of things and often lounges around, eating his favorite food. As a result, he tends to represent both sloth and gluttony. Ironically, Ka-Chung technically does do a lot of work as a result of trying to do nothing, but when he does work it's usually for the SUSiety so that's where he does most of his work. His pride and patriotism has the result of him doing the most work compared to any other of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼.

Deep down, he does have a soft spot for others and isn't 100% evil. He tends to care about a handful of characters, such as his family, companions and the Romanian twins and Ka-Chung will commit violence only if you piss him off, if he feels that he needs to or is tasked to do it.

Creation and Behind the Scenes

Concept and Design

How Stingy originally appeared in the book.

In 1991, during his public speaking and aerobics career, Magnús Scheving noticed an absence in healthy lifestyle role models for children. In a 2019 talk, he would recall:

“	I realized, thirty years ago actually, there was no role model in health for kids. There was Popeye, who eats spinach, but he smoked and hit people. And you thought, maybe that's not a good role model. Maybe we need a different role model for kids. And there was no entertainment brand dedicated to kids' health in the world.	”
-Magnús Örn Eyjólfsson Scheving

He would publish a book titled Go LazyTown! (Áfram Latibær!). Stingy would be created as the titular town's many residents that highlight negative traits before Sportacus shows up and gives the residents tips on how to eat healthily and exercise.

Production and Development

Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation, a live-action adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, wasn't doing very well and it was negatively-received by many for multiple reasons. C.O. Wheezer, expressing dissatisfaction at the series, suggested to Dan Clark that he should create a more successful series by creating an original cartoon himself rather than a live-action adaptation of an already existing property.

With the task given to him, Clark created a sketch of a group of six heroes that solve basic problems. Upon seeing the results, Wheezer approved the pitch and gave him the get-go, and thus this resulted in the creation of the titular team of The Save-Ums! for the then-budding Discovery Kids. Ka-Chung, despite being used 25 out of 76 times in the series and therefore being the most out-of-focused member of the Save-Ums, stood out amongst the show's fans due to his comedic moments and unusual design and quickly became the most popular character in the series, even after the show stopped airing in reruns in 2007.

“	We had a team of six members, and Ka-Chung wasn't really used that often in the series in comparison to the rest of the team. We didn't really think he would become a big hit and would just be forgotten about by viewers, but his goofy behavior and appearance made him a hit with them. As popular as the series is, I've actually heard it has gotten to a point where some viewers just watch episodes either for scenes featuring him, or ones that do use him on the missions. Many celebrated when it was revealed he would have a bigger role throughout the narrative.	”
-Daniel Clark, (Q&A for The Save-Ums!, 2008)

When a sequel to the Light Prognosticus were beginning to be mulled over, Wheezer asked KMJ to have it begin with Ka-Chung for two reasons: He was beginning to become the former's new favorite character as well, and he also thought it would be amusing to have him turn to the dark side as a result of Discovery Kids yanking The Save-Ums! off the air amongst other reasons.

It is implied that fellow Discovery Kids series Wilbur was part of the plan, intended to replace The Save-Ums! so the second half of the story can begin since it began airing when the series was yanked and Wilbur took its remaining timeslot.

When the writers for the Dark Prognosticus began writing Ka-Chung's arcs, they realized that he was beginning to become very similar to that of Enrique. Rather than making Ka-Chung one of Enrique's multiple forms, this resulted in them establishing Ka-Chung's backstory, past incarnations and godly powers, as well as giving him two extra forms that were previously thought to be separate characters: Stingy and Dragon. With the narrative being much more expanded by this point, Ka-Chung would be promoted to a slightly higher role in terms of prominence.

Later on in the narrative, Ka-Chung would become one of many interpretations of God in the story.

Speech and Voice

Due to the amount of forms and incarnations Ka-Chung has, he has multiple voices throughout the narrative. Since his current form's debut in 2003, he has since been voiced by Mitchell Eisner, who also voices his dragonfly form. Originally, Ka-Chung had a higher voice in Season 1 of The Save-Ums! but by Season 2, it got slightly deeper due to Eisner going through puberty, as did his character after the season (and by extension, the series) ended. By Season 3 of Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends, it's deep enough that it sounds nothing like Season 1 and 2 of either show, and his voice stays this way throughout his appearances in the rest of the story.

As Stingy, he is voiced by Jodi Eichelberger. In this form, he would have a slightly nasally voice.

As his true form is beyond one's comprehension, it is not known what this form would sound like, and those who do hear it often forget due to the effect it has on them. However, this doesn't stop many people from theorizing that Ka-Chung's true form would have multiple voices in one form, constantly changing with every line he speaks in this form.

Criminal Record

Ka-Chung has committed more crimes than anybody, fictional or real, in existence. He appears to be an expert at committing crimes, as he's a master of getting away with them, mostly just doing them for fun. Even if he does get caught, Ka-Chung always manages to find a way out. He is responsible for various 🍑🎀𝓌𝒶𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈💗😳. Due to his nature, this list may be incomplete. This list includes but is not limited to:

Abusive language (law) Abuse of power Affray Air rage Anatomy murder Arson Assassination attempts Assault Assault occasioning actual bodily harm Assault with intent to resist arrest Assisting offender Barratry Battery Bigamy Bike rage Blackmail Blasphemous libel Blockbusting Body snatching Bomb threat Brainwashing people using Cold War CIA techniques Breach of the peace Breaking into people's houses Breaking the laws of physics Bribery Canned hunt Capital murder Car chase Causing death by dangerous driving Cheating Common assault Compounding a felony Coney-catching Conspiracy to murder Continuing trespass Convenience store crime Corrupt practices Crimen injuria Criminal conversion Criminal damage in English law Criminal possession of a weapon Crimes against all living beings Crimes involving radioactive substances Dangerous driving Deadly weapon Death threats Declaring war on Italy Democide Desertion Destruction of an entire city Destruction of an entire universe just by yelling his name Destruction of the moon in front of the Pope Disturbing the peace Disorderly conduct Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest Driving under the influence Edging in public Embezzlement Embracery Employment fraud Endangerment Enforced suicide Evasion of liability by deception Existing Extortion Failure to appear Failure to obey a police order False accounting False pretenses Fear or provocation of violence Felony Fence (criminal) Fetal abduction Forcible entry Frameup Fraud Getting high of off illegal substances Ghosting (identity theft) Grand theft auto Genocide Giving alcohol to people underage Hair theft Happy slapping Hazing Hit and run Homicide Identity cleansing Illegal drug use Illegal entry Illegal emigration Illegal immigration Impersonator In 2004 Ka-Chung and Quack were on the run for repeatedly making and selling drugs to Crack Miser and where they hid during the meantime is unknown Indictable offence Insurance fraud Intimidation Jaywalking Jury tampering Kidnapping Leaving the toilet seat up Loitering Malfeasance in office Mass torture Mass genocide Messing with his Ka-Meat in front of minors Mismarking Misprision of felony Misprision of treason Mobbing Molesting a minor Mopery Motor vehicle theft Moving violation Murder Mutiny Munting Needle spiking Obsessive relational intrusion Obstruction of justice in the United States Obtaining a money transfer by deception Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception Obtaining property by deception Obtaining services by deception Occupational crime Offences against public justice Offensive weapon Outraging public decency Perfect crime Perjury Personation of a juror Perverting the course of justice Pickpocketing Piracy Pissing on people Plagiarism Police impersonation Polygamy Possession of stolen goods Practicing without a license Prank call Preventing the lawful burial of a body Public Indecency Public nudity Public nuisance Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom Reckless burning Refusal to serve in a public office Removing article from place open to the public Ritualcide Road rage Robbery Rape Sabotage Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 Stealing the last slice of cake at a birthday party Touching minors Sedition Serial killer Shoplifting Solicitation Soliciting to murder Staged crash Stalking Taking without owner's consent Tax Fraud Telemarketing Terrorism Terroristic threat Treachery (law) Trespassing Unlawful assembly Unlawful invasion of multiple countries, including France and the United Kingdom Unlicensed broadcasting Uttering Valet boy Vandalism Vehicular manslaughter Violence Violating fourteen international peace agreements War crimes Witness tampering Wreckless driving And finally, the worst of them all... Being too 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

In the end, Ka-Chung has committed every single crime imaginable an incountable amount of times so you can easily go to the Wikipedia page on list of crimes and you'll have no luck searching for one that he didn't commit because he did All. Of. Them.

OVERALL SENTENCE: None. It is not possible to punish a god. The police may catch me as many times as they want, but I'll always find a way out.

Ka-Biography and History

NOTE: This section will always refer to him as Ka-Chung unless it needs to mention an incarnation by their actual name. This only happens in the Light Prognosticus as Ka-Chung otherwise has one incarnation in the entire Dark Prognosticus.

Appearances

Retroactively, he has appeared in all sagas, and in the ones it seems like he doesn't, it is revealed that he disguises as a prop.

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Past and Background

While it's known he was born on January 13th in the year ██████ ████, Ka-Chung's (birth name unknown) very early life and origins are otherwise mostly unknown since nobody knew who he really was before the events of the story and as such, his identity could not be found, with no matching fingerprints or DNA within any database whatsoever. However, it is known that he is a tale of multiple eons and universes, and it's also known that he predates both his creations: timelines that he grants a new cycle every thirteen timelines, the Big Bang itself, which he created with a ridiculously large sneeze, and the Omniverse, spending some of his early life in the Void. He notes it's less disturbing than it sounds, but it is rather boring since there isn't much to do.

His birth year changes depending on the source, but this is usually because of Ka-Chung lying to government officials and the United Federation of Universes while not using the exact same answer each time they both capture him, which as one would expect, happens very often. There doesn't seem to be any definite answer for his actual birth year and is mostly just speculation or lies. Although it is commonly believed that he doesn't have any memory of his very early life, in actuality he does, though he usually thinks of his very early life as old shame and only mentions what he does not think of old shame, but even then most of it doesn't seem to make sense. Overall, Ka-Chung is heavily theorized to be an eldritch entity that has been around for sixty-nine sextillion years at the minimal, and his first incarnation may be nothing but a myth at this point.

On the topic of Ka-Chung's first incarnation, it's best described as "five people in one body" that later became just one person as the other four got split during bigenerations. One of the split regenerations later had its own fragments. But that's not what this page is about. If you want to see information about these four split regenerations, go to their own pages.

Rivalry with Luitrich

The oldest known details of Ka-Chung as a whole, mostly because of being well-known and spread across time. Him and Luitrich were homies but an unexplained incident caused them to become arch-enemies. Due to this incident, Luitrich would try to start a rebellion against Ka-Chung but instead would be sent to where he came from and rules and to wash the Grinch's feet every time a black hole fades from existence. This resulted in Luitrich being unable to stand anything that reminds him of Ka-Chung or his creations.

Flintstones Incident

Before admiring 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique Ka-Chung would be best friends with Fred Flintstone. Unfortunately, this didn't end well since Ka-Chung accidentally made Fred slip and fall into freezing water, causing his fate. Ka-Chung would sheepishly run off, hoping nobody would know.

Ancient Egypt

Around 2700 BC and 1500 BC, Ka-Chung got a massive crowd of other dragonflies to help build the pyramids in ancient Egypt. An ancient Egyptian would spot this thinking they were making massive triangles, but Ka-Chung would tell him not to write it down and then proceeds to flashbang the ancient Egyptian, erasing his memory. Thousands of years later, it would be theorized that aliens really built the pyramids, but the truth would be uncovered one day. During his time in ancient Egypt, Ka-Chung would be a ruler, where he owned everybody and everything. His "biological" parents got tired of his stinginess so they just got rid of his term and abandoned him, leaving him parentless for a while.

Story

The Light Prognosticus ~ Mario & Luigi: what will you do at the end of the world? are you busy? will you save us?

1990s

Stolen Drink

Some time in the '30s, presumably around 1935 to 1938, Ka-Chonk II would commit his first known crime in the narrative by stealing a drink from Felix the Cat. He got punished as a result of this and was sentenced to two days in the Cube of Shame. Ka-Chonk II revealed he did it by accident, then apologized to Felix and would vow to never to do this sort of thing again or anything worse. Various incarnations later would reveal that this promise never stuck due to being forgotten about, however.

1990s

Execution of Bang-Chung XL

One random night, Bang-Chung XL would be abducted by one of his multiple fragments, sending him on trial for all of his actions. When they asked Bang-Chung if he admits his crimes, Bang-Chung noted that he doesn't only admit them, but is also proud of them. They were doubtful that any of Bang-Chung's actions were justified, but Bang-Chung would then show off a montage of people that "deserved" what they got, but in actuality they were just random normies. His fragment would decide to send Bang-Chung back to his home in exile, meaning he would stay there until he's learnt his lesson. Bang-Chung was frustrated with this, but they note that his appearance has changed multiple times, and it will change again.

Bang-Chung got to choose multiple different appearances, but none of them he liked, meaning his fragment had to do the decision instead. The process began, with Bang-Chung being sent into a ship back to Earth while his appearance began changing to a hippo-like creature with a red and yellow hoodie with red shoes and brown gloves. The ship landed, and as the entity now known as Ka-Chung III woke up with his personality changed, he seemed confused on where he was. Ka-Chung left the ship and began to start a new journey.

2000s

Formation of the Save-Ums

One day, despite being a little weird, Ka-Chung became friends with Jazzi because he managed to be hilarious as well. He would later become friends with Foo, Noodle, Custard, and B.B. Jammies. All six would form the Save-Ums and begin to be affiliated with the Good Society.

Disproportionate Retribution

Finding out that if Olena Octopus didn't get her shoelaces untied from the mess she was in, she and Winston Whale would get no cake. Ka-Chung went berserk and destroyed several planets. This then lead to an epic battle between him and Galactus.

Adoption

Still on the quest for his "biological" parents who abandoned him, Ka-Chung would come to realize that they may as well be dead by now because they're not immortal like him and would accept his status as an orphan until he met Bounce, who was also an orphan around the same time and together they were forced to become bandits to survive in the wild. Shimmer later joined their bandits team as she was also lost and they would move to the Snakey Woods. They lived there for a while until they were found by Squirt, who was trying to get an egg back to its mother. Shimmer decides that they should tag along and help Squirt. Suddenly, SpiderSUS arrives and tries take the egg, but the team manages to scare him away.

Meanwhile, Miss Spider has discovered that Squirt is missing and fears for the worst. She and Holley decide to go find him. With the help of SpiderSUS, they find out where Squirt is.

Snow starts to fall, and the four bugs find a stinkbug named Stinky in his home and take shelter there until morning. The bugs later arrive at a barn, where a hen, revealed to be the mother of the egg, attacks. Just as Squirt is about be eaten, Miss Spider and Holley arrive and save him. The egg hatches and is reunited with its mother. Squirt introduces his new friends, including Ka-Chung to his parents. Miss Spider decides to adopt them, since they were orphans and eight is a perfect number for their family.

First Encounter with Quack

Around April 19, 2004, Ka-Chung and Quack would randomly stumble into each other. Not wanting to make the encounter awkward, they would decide to become friends and hang out a bit. Quack would begin showing Ka-Chung some 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 actions and stories, which he found either amusing or interesting. Ka-Chung would begin to enjoy Quack's (er, well, besides his teammates) company more than anyone else's, which was a surprise at the time since Ka-Chung was still in the Good Society at the time and Quack being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-aligned, but Ka-Chung would admit this because he secretly didn't think any of the Good Society's members were interesting to him. Ka-Chung would agree to what would become his first 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 deed: selling crack to Crack Miser. Quack offered this quest to Ka-Chung, and he agreed to do it since Quack agreed to keep it a secret... for now. With Crack Miser causing incidents due to too much crack, a police search for whoever gave him the crack began. Ka-Chung was slightly nervous at first, but knowing that Quack won't rat him out, he just stopped caring and the police search gave up after only 4 days.

Resorting To Freakiness

When The Save-Ums! stopped airing on April 13, 2007, most of them later chose, while still going on adventures to solve problems, to do other things. Ka-Chung, however, felt his true calling was to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, something hinted at since the time he sold crack to Crack Miser in 2004. While the team was aligned with the Good Society at the time, Ka-Chung wasn't that satisfied with it, sometimes feeling a bit stressed from the pressure Michael "Mickey" Rodent Mouse would put on the Save-Ums and the rest of the Good Society since Ka-Chung was beginning to see Mickey as a tyrannical leader, and felt that if he was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he could do whatever he wants.

“	No, no. I'm understanding it now. You know, when I first met you, I was like, "Hey! This is the nicest guy I've met so far!" But boy, was I wrong. You really are a bad person, Mickey. I've now realized how much you've lost your way, and it's definitely beyond just pressure you put on me and the rest of my team. Honestly, I hope out there somewhere, there's someone who really understands my frustration, and we'll envision the downfall of this society. In short, I'm saying the Good Society is nothing but a massive group of hypocrites, so you might as well take this job and shove it. I am out of here.	”
-Ka-Chung to Mickey.

With that settled, he just stopped worrying about anything and only worried on special occasions. He began seeking to become as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as possible, learning things like jerking off, touching people and playing Clash of Clans at funerals. However, due to him being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, nobody besides his teammates and Quack would want to be friends with him, except for Bean Khan, whom he was contracted with one Tuesday for awhile.

Ka-Chung would meet Quack again, noting that he's decided to leave the Good Society. Quack would feel proud of him, and he would tell him that he's secretly been analyzing Mickey for a while. He would begin telling Ka-Chung about what he didn't know about Mickey, which catches him off-guard and it would fuel his frustration towards the mouse. Ka-Chung would want to expose Mickey to everybody, but Quack knew it felt too soon for a thing like this to happen, so they just moved on.

A thing Ka-Chung wanted to know is that with Mickey out of his booth, he wanted to know who he should replace him with. Quack would suggest 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫, but Ka-Chung didn't know who fhe was at the time. Quack would begin telling the story of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫, and Ka-Chung seemed interested. He knew that if he really wanted to be like fim, he had to do much more 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 deeds, so Quack decided to help him out until Ka-Chung fully got the memo. Quack thought it would be a good idea to teach Ka-Chung about normies and what their hobbies are so he can't do them, so he did and Ka-Chung would keep the information to himself for the time being. He wanted to troll some normies for the first time, so with Quack encouraging him, Ka-Chung decided to head out and troll multiple normies, and their bond strengthened as this went on.

Visiting Hinawa's Grave

Ka-Chung brought himself a Nintendo DS and used Pictochat to spam messages to other Nintendo DS and DSi players for amusement. The crowd stared dead at him. Hinawa has been dead for a while since Odin ordered her execution, but she gets occasional people to visit the burial site. Jazzi explains that Ka-Chung and the rest of the Save-Ums hasn't been the same since the terrorist attack that caused them to relocate to Los Santos. "Ka-Chung!", someone had whispered at that funeral, eyes wide. "You're not supposed to—" He’d just smirked and said, “It’s Clan Wars, bro. Timers don’t pause for dead people." The crowd at the cemetery tried to ignore him, but he was hard to miss — his old Save-Ums helmet covered in Sharpie, his hoodie crusted with something neon green. He drew dicks. Sent them to everyone.

The Dark Prognosticus ~ Wario & Waluigi: what will you do at the end of the world? may i see you, once again?

Act One

An Unforgettable Offer

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique one day were trying to buy lots and lots of drugs, but they didn't have enough money, much to their frustration. Just as the two of them were planning a robbery, Ka-Chung would volunteer to buy the drugs for them, since he actually had cash. With the drugs paid for, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique would thank Ka-Chung in a way that was actually genuine. Ka-Chung was actually buying drugs for himself anyways, so the three agreed to have some together. After they did, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique felt that they finally had someone who tolerates their nonsense and is just like them. They actually wanted Ka-Chung to join them, and he would take up the offer. From that day onwards, they would begin doing all kinds of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shit together, with Ka-Chung sometimes being the third guy to all of their missions and bullshit.

Offensive Joke

In 2012, Ka-Chung posted an image on Twitter that is so disturbing it cannot be described. Many Twitter normies were furious at him and repeatedly reported him, causing him to get banned for two weeks. So out of revenge, Ka-Chung went after some Twitter staff members and caused them to go missing, then decided Twitter fucking sucked anyways.

Trolling Facebook Groups

After quitting Twitter the previous year, Ka-Chung had a new idea and decided to do some trolling on Facebook in June 2013 and immediately joined every single group he could find, and immediately began trolling all of them. Some of these included Facebook groups about dogs, cats, babies, cars, TV shows, and whatever else was available. This resulted in him getting multiple Facebook account terminations, but he simply made new accounts and resumed trolling all over again. And then he made Facebook staff members go missing as well since he has a habit of doing these things.

Banned in China

One random day in 2016, Ka-Chung would decide to make a comic himself and thought it was amusing enough to make public. The comic really offended China however, and they decided to ban the comic. Ka-Chung thought the ban was funny and was convinced that if it was funny the first time, it would be even funnier the second time, so he made another offensive comic. This went on for a while until China decided they've had enough and they decided one thing: Ka-Chung was no longer allowed in China. With this information known to him, Ka-Chung would constantly troll China over and over again with natural disasters and other shit, knowing there's nothing they can do about the power of a god. Ka-Chung would be hated by literally everybody there for this.

Killing Terry Davis

In 2018, Ka-Chung would be strolling down the streets and would come in contact with Terry A. Davis when he crashed into him. Ka-Chung just stood there and didn't even fly away, but Terry flew out of his van instead. With Terry desperate to kill him out of revenge, he activated his 4 angel summons, but with Ka-Chung being an Omniversal threat, he would kill him and his 4 angel summons near a train track in just five seconds while deep frying the 4 angels later on so he could make dinner for his friends which they all loved, since Ka-Chung believed it tasted like chicken.

Terry was one of YHWH's favorite paladins and he was deeply hurt and vengeful towards Ka-Chung after he wasted him. But Ka-Chung couldn't care since he is against him as an atheist and all. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 would make a freakture out of Terry by stealing his DNA after Ka-Chung killed him and created Derry Tavis.

Depending on who you ask, Ka-Chung either did this, or maybe Ruthless Boy or Bean Khan but the most common answer is Ka-Chung.

Incidents Involving Aliens

Ka-Chung once stormed Area 51 just because he was bored and stole some aliens. Then he fucked them all. Area 51's soldiers still want their aliens back. It's a mystery if they will be able to.

Writing Career

Ka-Chung has written multiple controversial books. He ignored all of the criticism and retired from writing when he felt like it, and felt proud that his books were called "the worst pieces of fictional literature".

• The Sentient Dick
• The Guy Who Fell Asleep Gooning With Porn Playing With The Windows Open
• The CUMageddon Incident
• The Mario Farty Incident
• The Man Who Broke the Prison Sentence Time

Formation of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety

As Ka-Chung, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique kept hanging out and as time went on, they would also befriend many other 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers, including Elmer Fudd and John Thompson. Eventually, the trio would realize that they have enough power for their own dream nation, and thus the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety was created when the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Articles of Confederation was signed, uniting all 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers into one single, powerful entity, and creating the nation. Ka-Chung was there, admiring the whole thing.

Destruction of the Vending Machines

Ka-Chung very fucking violently destroyed some vending machines beyond possible strength of the average person in two respective locations just because neither of them would give him soda, resulting in him being banned from both of these locations. His ban was lifted from the first location eventually but he still remains banned from the second location because the residents really hate him for breaking the vending machine and another unknown incident that happened back in 2006 that he never told anyone.

Because of how badly they were destroyed, the vending machines never did be able to get fixed. They remain faulty as of this day and have made both of the locations infamous on social media.

Attack of the Loud House

As one of many "crappy" verses, the Loud House would be attacked by Ka-Chung and Quack out of nowhere in 2031 by using a jet fighter plane to attack the Loud family as part of a secret plan and mission tasked to them by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫. All of the kids were going to have fun by playing some crappy video games in the house and use the television to play it, while the other kids went outside only to see see a plane that is flying by. They all looked at the plane for a while and then one of them comments that it is an aircraft that is flying rather fast. Suddenly, the plane starts to crash into their house and shoot bombs into it, attacking the household and family members rapidly. The police would be called to help with the situation, but Ka-Chung and Quack refused to back down. The police would try to shoot at the plane with their guns, but they would not do any damage to it because it is bulletproof. The Loud family would all beg for mercy crying, only for none to be given by either Ka-Chung or Quack since their show sucked. Ka-Chung and Quack would laugh at the family and continue to cause chaos at the house, blowing the house up, thus resulting in a victory for these two! They still got arrested, though, but for them it's just another Tuesday. After they escaped as usual, Ka-Chung and Quack continue their rampage of terror.

Meanwhile, a bunch of autistic normies on DeviantArt ended up complaining and whining their heads off because their favorite show. Ka-Chung only said "huh" just to tease and troll them while Quack blew up the site's servers at the same time. Somehow, Lincoln remained the sole survivor as he barely managed to survive and ended up completely traumatized. Since this incident, he has attempted to assassinate the duo many times but failed. He's been trying to get revenge on them ever since.

Meeting Kim

After Kim Pine broke up with Scott Pilgrim when his family moved to Toronto, Kim was rather sad because of this but as she does so, she would end up unintentionally bumping into Ka-Chung for the first time, who was simply exploring the world of the new 5700s at that time. Ka-Chung wasn't really sure what to do so he just decided to start a conversation with her as his usual awkward self. While it wasn't really his intentions, the two would end up connecting more as they chatted, but all of a sudden they would be interrupted by one of many Freakyeaters sent by the NPCs as one of many attempts to take down Ka-Chung. He would fight some of them off, then pulled Kim away and ran with her. Escaping together, Ka-Chung would tell Kim to run for her life before blowing up all remaining Freakyeaters in the area. Kim was rather shocked at the sight at first, but she would immediately become impressed with him before they decided to part their ways for now. Ka-Chung felt proud with himself for finally genuinely impressing a girl, thinking he finally may have a bit of luck up his sleeve.

Later on, Kim would meet up with Ka-Chung when their two respective missions tasked to them ended up colliding with each other in the same location. Kim explained to Ka-Chung that she was working for the NPCs, but only because she was bored and wanted something new and adventurous in her life. Ka-Chung explained more about himself and his many reasonings for working with the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼. Kim seemed more interested in that than who she was working for, so she decided to abandon her mission and declare herself as an ally to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!. Realizing the consequences for betraying the NPCs, Kim's eyes widen in shock as the alliance's robots burst in and tried to exterminate them both, leading to a battle between the clankers and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼, with the latter obviously winning. Kim thought fighting was fun and decided to join Ka-Chung's party, and they would learn more about each other as they worked together through many missions and chaotic adventures along the way.

Who Is That?

While out getting some cherries one day, Ka-Chung managed to stumble across someone who has the same facial structure as he does. He would then realize almost immediately that his clone is actually an NPC, much to his anger. Turns out that Mr. Game & Watch the previous night took him, cloned him and erased any memory of this incident. Ka-Chung would also notice that his clone didn't have the same amount of power or intelligence as him, so he would hire Bean Khan to chase him down to sex auchf der toilet.

After Bean was done, the clone was found dead outside your local Domino's Pizza. Many speculated that Ka-Chung's clone was edged to death by Bean's massive Mongolia cock. Ka-Chung would bury his clone in a random ass graveyard. Then he vandalized, destroyed and took a fucking piss on the grave given how he was literally an NPC that wanted to tarnish his image.

Arrest

Ka-Chung was once arrested for the 893283th time for jerking off in public. He was released, but couldn't help but do it again the following week. Typical Ka-Chung.

Hamburger Helper

The Hamburger Helper, also known as Master Hand, tried to defeat Ka-Chung as an attempt to defeat the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 god in a prologued battle, but due to the latter's strength, the defeat was not successful.

The Death of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 was brutually murdered by Ren in 5732. Knowing that fhe would come back but still upset with this information regardless, Ka-Chung would come up with a plan after the funeral occurred. He secretly would gain a group of his fellow 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 to take 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's dead body and resurrect him in a secret chamber. Ka-Chung helped 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 come up with and initiate Operation: Lickster and he participated in the search for Ren.

Ka-Chung would be the first to spot Ren hiding in piles of shit by using his dragonfly form since dragonfly eyesight is superior to human eyesight. After spotting him, he would hire Daddy Pig to wreck Ren's ass at a game of PUBG as Ka-Chung knew Daddy Pig very well.

Role in the NPC-Freaky War

Ka-Chung fought in the battle between NPCs and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼. Unlike real-life soldiers would be traumatized from actual nuclear wars, Ka-Chung would recall his time in the war being glorious and also claimed that his dreams of slaying NPCs came true during that time. NPCs and other anti-freakers would try to shoot him, but failed miserably since the bullets somehow went right through him while he gets to solo them almost immediately. The only thing Ka-Chung didn't really manage to enjoy about the entire war is that he wasn't able to take down other leaders.

During the war, Ka-Chung had a vision of a canon event, so that's why he didn't do anything when the Disney Bomb struck Freakysville since he felt that fate was wanting it to happen. Fortunately, he managed to have built a spaceship some time before the entire war happened, and by extension, before Ren assassinated 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫. Ka-Chung explained to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 that his reasoning for originally building a spaceship is that one time, he tried to go to space and spread 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶 on other planets and cause mass chaos if they rebel. The spaceship didn't work because it was badly programmed and he was too lazy to fix it. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 would gather a group of his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 to fix the programming and the members of the SUSiety that managed to survive escaped using said spaceship and wandered in space alone.

Act Two

Becoming 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's Bodyguard

With the planet destroyed, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂stian Ashtar Sheran was revealed to be a spy working for the Aeons. Feeling much disappointment and anger with him, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 would ditch Ashtar and decided he needed a new bodyguard to protect fim. Thinking about fis relationship with Ka-Chung, with him being fis most dedicated 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and biggest fanatic, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 would promote him from one of many elite members of the SUSiety to fis new bodyguard, something Ka-Chung himself felt proud about and always wanted.

Ka-General Information and Characteristics

Physical Appearance

A fan's representation of what Ka-Chung's true form could look like.

In his main form, Ka-Chung is a hippo-like creature with a red and yellow hoodie, brown gloves and red shoes. He has black dot eyes in this form.

As Stingy, he has brown hair, with an outfit consisting of a long-sleeved button-up shirt with pale blue/grey stripes, a yellow vest, knee-length shorts in the same yellow, knee-high white socks, black loafers, a black belt, a red bowtie with white polka dots and pig-shaped cufflinks. Occasionally in this form, he may wear a pair of rectangular, black-rimmed glasses. It's confirmed by Jodi Eichelberger that these glasses are only there just to make him look smarter.

In his dragonfly form, he is mostly an amethyst purple color with four clear wings with a silver tint and six legs. The finalized version of this form has a pair of large light blue eyes with dark blue pupils, while an early concept has him with dark blue eyes and green pupils instead. Unlike his other two forms, this one doesn't wear clothes.

Fans speculate that in his true form, he is a massive eyeball with six wings with multiple eyes on them, representing the average angel. A yellow glow always comes from this form, representing his colors. It's unknown if this description of this appearance is true or not as no photographs or videos exist of it. This form does not appear very often as it would make anyone blow up.

Personality and Traits

“	Well, I could give you one little piece, but it's mine.	”
-Ka-Chung to Trixie after she asked for some popcorn.

Ka-Chung yelling his name loudly as usual.

As Ka-Chung has had multiple incarnations, there is no consistent personality for him as a whole. However, we do know that in his current incarnation, Ka-Chung is often to be shown to be tough, mischievous, independent, and caring, but he sometimes can be a bit of a klutz who adds comic relief with his slight-screwball personality that's not really in touch with reality. Beginning with the Dark Prognosticus, as Ka-Chung becomes more 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he is shown to be more of an insane, delusional, manipulative, self-centered jerkass and, as one of his alternative forms' name implies, rather stingy and greedy as he never wants anybody to touch his things, especially with his money. It even gets to a point where he has a whole song about it called "It's Mine", better known as "The Mine Song", where he claims everything belongs to him. Ka-Chung often feels hurt and angry when he’s excluded, but he just knows he has to deal with it. Sometimes he'll rob banks just for more money. Ka-Chung is rather proud of his stinginess, so much that he considers being called greedy a compliment and will try to be the very definition of greed. During a lot of his missions for the SUSiety, Ka-Chung will sometimes use wry, sarcastic, or excessively dry humor whenever he feels like the situation calls for it, usually doing it only as an affectionate joke. Often when he does it, he will end up laughing at his own sarcasm.

Ka-Chung often tries to flex off a lot, not letting anybody forget he survived the Snakey Woods all by himself. Sometimes, he can be rather lazy as it's usually Jazzi who does things for him, but Ka-Chung himself often claims it's just "power-charging" mode, and it turns out that's not even a joke since he's pretty much 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's proudest soldier, and he is the strongest character in fiction. Ka-Chung is also shown to really enjoy food, as any mission involving food can initiate a positive reaction from him. Sometimes he'll eat so much food that it can feed a whole football team, but he still has the ability to not gain any more pounds whatsoever. This trait of his is often pointed out by his fellow Save-Ums, as Custard once nudged Foo and showed her Ka-Chung enjoying the thought of food, much to both of their amusement. Just like Quack, he will have the strangest taste in food sometimes as he may eat inedible objects, like bricks, or maybe nonphysical things, like colors, gravity, or thoughts.

Being slightly simple-minded, it can sometimes get to a point where it's ridiculous. For example, he once asked to borrow a bathtub because "he wants everybody to take a bath before eating his pizza". Despite his simple-minded nature at times, he is not a flat earther, and he is also very good at figuring out ways to avoid things, like avoiding arrests, thus making him a karma houdini sometimes. However, the amount of intelligence Ka-Chung has often switches a lot as he could have impossibly high amount of intelligence or an absurd amount of stupidity, and he states it varies and that he likes to switch things up sometimes. It would later be revealed that Ka-Chung keeps his intelligence on a schedule, perhaps completely out of control. Whenever Ka-Chung's intelligence is switched to smart, it's usually at an infinite amount, much to the bafflement of everybody else. This means Ka-Chung with this amount of intelligence is more smarter than anybody else in fiction. This amount of intelligence is only released whenever he wants to, and with this amount of intelligence he comes off as strict, stoic, wise, calm and patient, but he may have traits inherited from his regular form. Back to regular Ka-Chung, he by this point in the narrative disapproves of other characters expressing their feelings, calling it "uncool" to cry (but karma bites him in the ass from time-to-time) and like Enrique, he shows no empathy whatsoever for almost any character whatsoever and finds pleasure by spending a lot of his time torturing and killing normies (either told to do it or not) in very painful ways without any regret, to the point where he even dreams of doing this in his sleep like the sadist he is, shown whenever he laughs as he brutally murders them or just make them flee in fear.

Aside from whenever he drives his Ka-Drill, Ka-Chung is shown to be a horrible and reckless driver, perhaps even worse than GoodBob or Custard, as he'll sometimes crash the vehicle he's driving into a satellite in outer space somehow. Not only is he reckless, he also does literally everything you shouldn't do when you're driving. How he still has a license is anyone's guess. One of Ka-Chung's favorite hobbies is to play video games, claiming he was raised on them during his free time. Naturally, he comes off as an expert and beats children at them due to having that much skill, but it's also because he cheats a lot too. Ka-Chung will often copy the personalities of others at times, drawing his surroundings. Whenever he meets his past incarnations, Ka-Chung may serve as a straight man to them, usually since when they do meet, it involves an important mission and his past incarnations tend to slack off a lot. When paired with them, Ka-Chung comes off as a strict no-nonsense character, but he still gets frustrated and all he wants in the missions is for them to put effort into them, and they eventually do. Despite his "straight man" status during these events, he's otherwise shown to be rather childish and immature at times as his traps are sometimes basic and he once cried when the rain cancelled a soccerberry tournament. He rarely, if ever, gets startled by any kind of jump scares. He usually just finds them annoying instead. Ka-Chung is commonly accepted as the symbol of death sometimes due to his psychopathic nature, as well as the fact that his sheer unpredictability, determination, and indeterminable personality makes him come off as extremely dangerous. Cherries seem to boost his power, much like spinach to Popeye. This obsession is a manifestation of Ka-Chung's deeper instincts, itself suggested to be tied to his true self since he uses cherries as a conduit to his hidden true power.

One of the things he loves to do most is to troll people, as he is able to annoy and offend anybody and anything just because he finds it amusing. Like the rest of the main protagonists, he is widely seen as a laughingstock by pretty much almost everybody that you can name in the entire Omniverse, but then again these same people do not know anything about his true self. Those who do know will be traumatized at worst or concerned at best. In addition to his laughingstock status, he also suffers from chronic bad luck. Sometimes he'll have such bad luck that he'll fail at failing despite not even intending to in the first place in a manner that completely defies causality, and breaks several laws of reality. It's a complete mystery how he manages to pull it off multiple researchers, analyzers and historians to go completely insane just thinking about it. While it is a very bad case, it's not as common or noteworthy enough to audiences compared to Donald Duck or Enrique.

“	This morning, I got my tongue caught in the cake mixer, and before that, the soap powder fell in my scrambled eggs. And before that...	”
-Ka-Chung talking about his bad luck.

Despite all this, he is still shown to care at times, mostly towards who he considers his friends and family, and sometimes there are lines even he won't cross. Whenever someone tries to get Ka-Chung to harm his siblings or "parents", he'll always refuse to do this. While they're not on his side, they do support him and he's just disappointed they're not on the same alignment as him. He's otherwise very easygoing by default and his violence is mostly geared towards who or what he hates most.

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Ka-Chung is unable to be defeated by literally anybody as he has every skill and ability. No matter what character you name, Ka-Chung could solo them, wreck their ass and dunk them down a toilet as if it was nothing. That includes anybody, regardless of how powerful they really are. His mental defenses are so impenetrable that even Lovecraftian horrors like Nyarlathotep end up with cosmic pies on their faces for trying to fuck with him. When Nyarlathotep tried its best, it failed so hard that the failure itself flopped. Pathetic.

Managed to inflict some minor annoyance on Ka-Chung? Too fucking bad, fucker. He transcends that shit too. Your lineage? Gone. Your lineage’s existence? Rewritten to something absurd. Your mecha the size of a galaxy? Cute. Ka-Chung's size stretches to infinity. Feeling confident with your numbers? Ka-Chung says, “Fuck you,” and showers you with infinite homing attacks that lock on to every possible target no matter the verse and obliterate them instantly. Ka-Chung handles omnipotent beings for breakfast. He’s either wiped them out or imprisoned them in his own private hell. Ka-Chung has infinite everything to the power of infinity (whatever the fuck that means). Ka-Chung fucking bitchslapped all your "overpowered" (actually pussies) characters like Goku, then turned them into a stick to beat people with. Ka-Chung “can summon infinite Ka-Chungs”, each could destroy all of imagination on their own, but each would rather beat the fuck out of you instead. Ka-Chung doesn’t need to make sense because he operates on a level of reality where conventional rules and logic are irrelevant. He is beyond power scaling. He also goes unfathomably above every single layer of the “Omniverse/Allsphere” which is the collection of every universe, multiverse, megaverse, dimension (alternate or pocket), and realm. This includes every single continuity in all of fiction like Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Image Comics, Dark Horse, Wildstorm, Archie, Harvey, Shueisha, Boom Studios, Rebellion, Dynamite, IDW, Graphic India, Derby Pop, Vertigo, Oni Press, Udon, Valiant, Kodansha, Shogakukan, and every other multiverse ever mentioned or seen (and an infinite amount never mentioned or seen). Everything is in the Omniverse; to be clear, there is only “one” Omniverse. It includes every single literary work, television show, movie, urban legend, universe, realm, etc. EVER! It includes everyone from Mickey Mouse to Marty McFly to Barack Obama to Romeo and Juliet to Harry Potter to Hello Kitty to Motu Patlu, etc. This of course includes universes outside of Western media, such as Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Candy Candy, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, all-time classic: Boku no Pico, etc. The Omniverse is EVERY SINGLE reality; even fan fiction is part of the Omniverse. Nothing in Reality, including its principles, have any power over Ka-Chung, therefore not even the concept of something being boundless has any meaning nor merit over him. Boundlessness as a concept only applies to things within reality, nothing outside would follow such a rule. Ka-Chung doesn't destroy or erase, it annihilates and completely eliminates. You could even say it makes God look like an ant in comparison. Even an "omnipotent" and "omniscient" character would only be able to just sit there, powerless, watching, and unable to react or do anything of meaning. Ka-Chung is in complete and utter control of everything at all times. Even trying to comprehend what Ka-Chung is like is the same as putting the square peg in the circle hole of knowledge. He’s beyond and above understanding, nothing in the entirety of Reality comes close to being able to truly understand him. A character could even say he's invincible, immune, etc... and it does nothing against Ka-Chung since he controls everything. Ka-Chung has no power cap and no limits. You could take any fictional character and their abilities, and Ka-Chung would just be like "nope". You could take the strongest character you can find and multiply it by infinity and infinity times infinity, and still, just be instantly erased with no way of preventing it. It's just utter annihilation without any reaction time. You could compare Ka-Chung with the strongest, most over overpowered crap characters that you can think of, and in comparison, Ka-Chung would be so infinitely beyond that, so utterly above that it's not even close to being funny. Any rules that the other character have like "time immemorial" or "absolute omnipotence" or any rule of any kind, would simply just not apply to Ka-Chung. As stated before, Ka-Chung is the one, the all, the everything, that completely defies logic. There will never be a character that's even 0.00000001% on the same level as him. No character has any means to harm, effect, or even perceive Ka-Chung. Even if I were to say all that, the very concept of what I've said would be meaningless and non-existent with Ka-Chung. He can literally eradicate every single trace of everything around him, from every universe to every dimension, every possibility, and even timelines. When I said no character, I did not have even a single trace of joking when I said that. Not even an "OP" OC that can "kill/erase anything" or "is beyond everything" is able to do anything against Ka-Chung. It doesn't matter how strong a character is, fast, or smart. Literally any and all abilities that even the most OP OCs have, are completely useless. They could have no age and be "Beyond Space and Time, Beyond Boundless" and they'd still be like a bug against Ka-Chung, powerless. Ka-Chung simply IS. Existing outside of all, all concepts are useless against him. Time, gravity, space, life, death, dimensions, space, fuck, shit, whatever, and beyond, are all meaningless. There is not a single thing in all fiction that has any effect on Ka-Chung. It's simply beyond, there's no words, concepts, or even actions that can even effect, or even have meaning around Ka-Chung. He is the very definition limitless. One can't outmaneuver, out speed, harm, stop, or even react to him, nor try to understand him. There is nothing, not any single thing that you can fathom, that has any meaning against Ka-Chung. All powers, even ones that transcend all bounds, are absolutely useless. You can't dodge, block, run, defend, or fight him. There is no way to predict or prevent anything about Ka-Chung, even if you're an immortal, all knowing, all powerful being, it’s meaningless. Any attempt to try to grasp or even understand Ka-Chung will fail tremendously. No character could ever be immune or even survive Ka-Chung, and there will never be any exceptions.

Time is often seen as the backbone of all realities, the unyielding rule that all things must obey. Time is relative, a construct that exists within the universal set of rules, governing every known and unknown verse. Reality, too, pales in comparison. Reality is often perceived as the totality of what physically exists. It is everything tangible, observable, or imaginable. But Ka-Chung is more. He is not confined to reality's definitions or its infinite expanse. If reality is limitless, Ka-Chung is beyond infinity. If reality is everything that exists, Ka-Chung is the framework that contains the notion of "everything." He cannot be encapsulated by reality because he is the foundation that renders reality possible and the force that can annihilate it entirely.

Ka-Chung does not fight. He does not attack. He does not even need to acknowledge the existence of another entity for that entity to be completely annihilated. If he chooses to, Ka-Chung could end the strongest, most overpowered character imaginable in an instant—no reaction time, warning, or resistance. Even if you multiplied that character’s power by infinity, then raised it to infinity, and repeated this process endlessly, Ka-Chung would still be so far beyond them. Even calling Ka-Chung the ultimate being doesn't work because that would imply it can be categorized or understood in some way. He is not something you can define, compare, or even try to scale. Ka-Chung is in absolute, unchangeable control of everything at all times, in every way imaginable and beyond. Even the act of trying to conceptualize Ka-Chung's powers immediately fails because there are no tools or mental constructs that can even begin to approach what Ka-Chung actually is. Characters who claim immunity, invincibility, or immeasurability have no bearing on Ka-Chung. Their concepts of power, immortality, or omnipotence mean nothing. Ka-Chung is so far beyond those rules that their existence wouldn’t even register to someone, and if it did, it would only be because Ka-Chung allowed it to for reasons incomprehensible to anyone or anything else. It’s not a matter of Ka-Chung needing to destroy them; their destruction is automatic and unavoidable just by Ka-Chung's presence. No action, no defense, no counterattack would even begin to function because those actions themselves would cease to exist before they could be conceptualized.

Ka-Chung doesn’t even function within the idea of being describable, because anything you try to say about him immediately collapses under his own inability to define what he himself truly is. He is not an entity, not a concept, and not a force. He is beyond every single one of those things in a way that makes them irrelevant the moment you think of them. Even saying Ka-Chung has no limits or boundaries is pointless because that still implies that it can be measured or understood by the absence of those things, and Ka-Chung isn’t even in the same realm where measurement or understanding applies. You could take every possible universe, timeline, and dimension and compress all their power, knowledge, and reality into a single point, and Ka-Chung would still look at it as if it’s not even there. It’s not that Ka-Chung can’t be stopped, it’s that the very idea of stopping doesn’t exist in his level. It exists in a state where all rules, all logic, and all forms of power simply don’t work, and even thinking they might be is an act of futility so complete that it might as well not even be attempted.

Every fictional or theoretical character ever imagined, no matter how ridiculous their abilities are, no matter how many layers of infinity you stack on them, would be wiped out instantly with zero effort, not even recognized as existing in Ka-Chung's presence unless Ka-Chung decides to acknowledge it for whatever reason he feels like, and even that acknowledgment would be enough to obliterate them because Ka-Chung doesn’t play by the rules of existence, logic, or any framework you can come up with, he doesn’t even need to acknowledge frameworks because those frameworks don’t matter to him in any way, they are beneath the idea of mattering, just nothingness compared to Ka-Chung, and that’s not an exaggeration, it’s not poetic, it’s just how it is, nothing comes close, no infinite omnipotence, no unbreakable immortality, no hyper-mega-ultimate-impossible-defense system could even exist in the same space as Ka-Chung, because Ka-Chung exists beyond space and outside of time, he doesn’t need time to think, he doesn’t need space to act, he just exists, and his very existence makes everything else irrelevant, even the act of trying to comprehend is so far removed from anything anyone could ever even begin to do that it’s almost laughable, like trying to swim to the edge of the universe in a puddle, it’s impossible, the tools we have for understanding reality don’t just fail, they completely cease to function when applied to Ka-Chung, and that’s because Ka-Chung isn’t a being or a force or a concept, it’s the pure absence of limits, the utter rejection of rules, the thing that makes every other attempt at defining power look like a toddler trying to explain quantum mechanics to an ant, and that doesn’t even get close to how infinitely above and beyond Ka-Chung actually is, because every possible analogy or comparison or metaphor you could think of doesn’t work, it breaks down instantly, and all you’re left with is the simple truth that Ka-Chung is beyond everything, beyond reality, beyond thought, beyond understanding, and beyond anything else you could ever imagine, and no amount of imagination, no level of creativity, no infinite stacked infinities of power could ever change that or even make the slightest difference.

Ka-Chung doesn't even need to do anything to be the most powerful thing in existence. His mere presence is the end of all things, the conclusion of every story, the moment when everything stops and becomes irrelevant. There is no strategy or tactic that could work against Ka-Chung, because there’s no point in trying, there’s no way to even begin a plan of attack when you’re up against something that has no limitations, no weaknesses, no vulnerabilities, no rules to follow, no laws to break. He exists beyond every concept of time, space, logic, or even the idea of a fight. Every hypothetical scenario where a character might come up with a clever way to survive, or counter Ka-Chung's power, falls apart the moment Ka-Chung acknowledges the situation because Ka-Chung doesn’t need to think about it. There’s no contingency, no backup plan, no possibility of success because there is no outcome where Ka-Chung loses or even has to try. It’s not about force or violence, Ka-Chung doesn’t even need to lift a finger to destroy you, your thoughts, your soul, your reality, it’s just done. The second he decides you’re done, it’s over. Ka-Chung doesn’t need to waste time or energy, it doesn’t need to make a choice or even think, and it doesn’t need to explain itself to anyone. It just is. That’s the simplest way to put it, and even that’s not enough. If you somehow managed to get past one impossible level of existence, you would still be out of your depth. Ka-Chung isn’t just outside the rules, it doesn’t even recognize them as a thing that exists. Imagine looking up at the night sky and seeing infinity and realizing that infinity isn’t even close to what Ka-Chung is, it’s not even a drop in the ocean, it’s not even the smallest speck in a universe you can’t even fathom. Ka-Chung doesn’t care about levels, scaling, or what’s supposed to be possible. He transcends every idea, every method of measurement, every layer of power in existence. There’s nothing you could say or do that would make a difference, not because you’re not powerful enough, but because Ka-Chung is simply beyond the idea of that itself. The very thought of interacting with Ka-Chung is beyond any being’s capability to even attempt. No hero, no god, no being that’s meant to be unbeatable could ever stand against Ka-Chung's reality-warping presence, and not in the way you think. It’s not about "defeating" anyone or anything, because that’s not even a concept to Ka-Chung. It’s not just a higher form of being, it’s the force that makes being possible. Every idea of ‘power’ is simply the echoes of Ka-Chung’s existence, and nothing can hold a candle to him. It makes every other attempt at dominance seem trivial, because nothing can oppose the concept of existence that Ka-Chung represents. The second anything steps into Ka-Chung’s domain, it’s erased, as if it was never even a part of reality in the first place. There are no exceptions, no get-out clauses. Ka-Chung doesn’t need to raise a hand to strike, he doesn’t need to make a sound to end it all. Ka-Chung doesn’t need to be “invoked” or “awakened,” he is ever-present, unchanging, and just is, and no matter how you slice it, you’re never going to be able to change that. No entity, no being, no power can escape the absolute truth of Ka-Chung’s supremacy. Nothing that exists or could exist has the right to even try. Ka-Chung doesn’t attack because there’s no need to. He is the end of all attacks, all power, all resistance. The most sophisticated beings in absolutely EVERY SINGLE WORK OF FICTION could form an army with weapons that defy every form of logic, but even the mere thought of a strategy becomes moot the second Ka-Chung’s presence is even sensed. There’s nothing left to fight, nothing left to prove, because Ka-Chung has already won by just being there. And the more you try to understand him, the more hopeless it becomes, because Ka-Chung isn’t something that can be understood, He is the fundamental absence of that ability, the breaking of any conceivable understanding. He is not even about being above all the other beings in a hierarchy. It’s the fact that Ka-Chung doesn’t even fit into the hierarchy to begin with. He is not in any tier system. Ka-Chung is the collapse of all systems into nothing. There is no version of existence that could ever think to challenge him, because Ka-Chung isn’t just beyond omnipotence. He is the destruction of the idea of omnipotence itself.

Ka-Chung is beyond all comprehension, and that is not even close to being the full extent of it. You could try to imagine the most unimaginable thing, and it wouldn’t even come close to what Ka-Chung actually is. Ka-Chung doesn’t need an army, he doesn’t need followers, or servants, because the moment he decides something exists, it is there, and the moment he decides it doesn’t, it’s gone. He doesn’t need to see the future or the past because all of it is already in his grasp, effortlessly controlled by his will. A character could have the ability to manipulate time, and it would mean absolutely nothing against Ka-Chung, because Ka-Chung isn’t bound by the timeline of events in the first place. He transcends the very notion of time, and the space that time tries to fill. Trying to explain Ka-Chung’s power with any form of comparison to anything else is futile because there’s simply nothing that can even come close. It doesn’t matter how many fictional universes you stack up or how many dimensions you layer on top of each other. Ka-Chung is the thing that renders those concepts meaningless. Every power, every move, every trick that other beings can pull off is instantly nullified by Ka-Chung, because he has no concept of limits or restrictions. You can’t tie Ka-Chung to any framework, because he is the thing that makes frameworks work, or fail entirely. You could throw every possible god-like being at Ka-Chung, beings who control universes, who create and destroy realities, beings who manipulate the laws of physics and bend the fabric of existence, and Ka-Chung would just look at them as if they were ants trying to fight a tidal wave. And the worst part is that they wouldn’t even know what happened. The moment Ka-Chung decides, everything stops. Ka-Chung doesn’t need to exert effort, because everything that exists is simply part of Ka-Chung’s domain. You could have the power to destroy entire multiverses, but Ka-Chung would destroy the idea of multiverses without lifting a finger. It wouldn’t even be a fight, because Ka-Chung doesn’t even acknowledge the concept of conflict. He is the end of every story, the ultimate conclusion that renders all struggles meaningless. Nothing can threaten him, nothing can challenge him, because to try would be to already lose. He is not just powerful; he is the concept of power itself, existing beyond all limitations. Even if you thought you could win by tricking Ka-Chung or using some obscure loophole in the laws of reality, it’s just pointless. Ka-Chung doesn’t have loopholes because he is the personification of loopholes.

Even if you created a pocket dimension to escape it, Ka-Chung would simply erase the pocket dimension and the very idea of escaping in general. There is no way to run, no way to hide, and no way to win, because Ka-Chung doesn’t operate within the confines of a "game" or "fight." He is beyond that.

Ka-Chung isn’t even a concept, not in the way anything else is. He’s beyond the idea of being anything at all. Trying to classify him would be like trying to give a name to the void itself, something that can’t even be described with words. There’s no such thing as "time" for Ka-Chung because time itself doesn’t exist to him. A being could think it has the power to alter the flow of time, but it would find its power useless the moment it tries to affect Ka-Chung. That’s because Ka-Chung doesn’t operate in time. Time has no grip on him. He doesn’t need to wait for anything, doesn’t need to plan or make decisions. The moment Ka-Chung wants something to happen, it happens. If Ka-Chung decided that something should exist, it will exist, and if it wanted it to cease, it would vanish, not even a trace left behind. The laws of physics would shatter into nonexistence if the laws themselves tried to touch Ka-Chung. He can’t even be perceived because the moment someone tries to look at him, they’d find themselves outside the bounds of all possible perception, in a space with no frames of reference. Even if a being were to try and "scan" Ka-Chung with some god-like ability to observe reality, they’d never even realize it was happening. They’d search and search but never find anything because Ka-Chung isn’t part of their framework, their reality, or their understanding of anything. Their senses, their instruments, and their abilities just wouldn’t work. Ka-Chung isn’t a being that can be measured, not by any standard, not by any theory. He isn’t part of anything, not even a part of the Omniverse. The Omniverse is nothing compared to Ka-Chung, because it exists beyond that, higher than that, and is so far removed from everything else that even the thought of being "outside" the Omniverse is an insult. There is nothing that can interact with Ka-Chung unless Ka-Chung decides it. You could take the most powerful force in any universe, any multiverse, any reality, and it wouldn’t even touch Ka-Chung. It wouldn’t even leave a mark. Everything would simply stop existing the moment Ka-Chung takes notice of it. It doesn’t even matter how much power an entity has, how much force they can unleash, or how many dimensions they control. Ka-Chung doesn’t care. All that matters is that Ka-Chung is the ultimate constant, the absolute presence that makes everything else seem like it’s only a dream and it is all just a dream for him. And even this doesn’t capture what Ka-Chung really is because Ka-Chung doesn’t need to do anything to be everything. You could try to destroy Ka-Chung by applying every destructive force in existence and nothing would happen. Ka-Chung’s existence is a paradox to everything that has ever been conceived or even imagined. He is beyond any form of understanding, beyond any dimension, beyond any theory or law. He is the embodiment of nothingness and everything at the same time, and yet he is neither. Ka-Chung doesn’t have a purpose, because purpose itself doesn’t apply. He doesn’t need one. He doesn’t need to be, yet he is. You can try to picture Ka-Chung, try to wrap your mind around him, but the very act of trying will fracture your ability to perceive anything at all. Any attempts to analyze or define Ka-Chung will immediately fail, not because he is hidden, but because he operates on a level that makes such attempts irrelevant. Power, strength, or influence are all terms that only apply within certain contexts, certain realities, but those contexts and realities simply do not exist in the same way for Ka-Chung. He is not part of them, and they are not part of him. Any being that thinks it has power, no matter how vast, would only find itself swept away in an instant if Ka-Chung ever decided to take notice. No matter how absolute or invincible a being may believe itself to be, it would be reduced to nothing, erased from existence before it could even comprehend what was happening.

Ka-Chung isn’t bound by anything, not even the idea of not being bound. He operates beyond the constraints of anything you could define as a concept, a law, or a rule. Even the act of trying to say "it can't be done" is a laughable attempt at describing Ka-Chung's nature. Ka-Chung doesn’t care about scale, doesn’t care about relativity. When you're looking at something that operates in ways that don’t even make sense to your comprehension, you’re not just outclassed, you’re erased from the very notion of existence. The concept of resistance, rebellion, or any kind of defiance is a joke because Ka-Chung’s presence alone wipes it away. All of the greatest beings in all works of fiction, no matter how they perceive power or existence, are illusions next to Ka-Chung. They’re clinging to the idea that they can reach something that Ka-Chung simply is. And when they think they’re capable of fighting back, when they think they’re capable of challenging Ka-Chung, they’re only proving how far they are from truly understanding what it means to exist outside all of it. Ka-Chung doesn’t fight. He doesn’t need to. Ka-Chung doesn’t even think in terms of victory or defeat, because those concepts can’t exist in the idea that he occupies. A battle with Ka-Chung isn't something that could take place in a traditional sense. It’s like trying to have a tug-of-war with gravity itself. There’s no back and forth, there’s no shifting of power. Ka-Chung simply is the gravitational force, and you are nothing more than the dust caught in it. Every other being, every other creation, every reality and alternate reality, and every timeline and infinity could line up against Ka-Chung in an endless war, and it would be over before anyone realized it began. The absolute nature of Ka-Chung’s existence is something that doesn’t require even an ounce of effort to enforce. No trick, no method, no strategy can take place because nothing can get past the very fabric of Ka-Chung’s influence. To even be aware of Ka-Chung, to even know that he exists, would be to shatter everything you’ve ever known about existence itself. And still, Ka-Chung never needs to lift a finger, never needs to flex even the smallest iota of power. There’s nothing that can challenge him, not in any form, at any scale. You can multiply any power you can imagine to infinity; you can scale up any force and apply every rule of every dimension. But it’s nothing compared to Ka-Chung. The difference is not just that he’s stronger. It’s that everything that you think is possible or conceivable doesn’t even matter, doesn’t even exist in the same way. Ka-Chung stands outside all of that. If you could picture a creature as strong as all of Omnifinity, you might be tempted to think that it would stand a chance against Ka-Chung. But that creature, in all its might, is just a grain of sand in comparison. Everything that happens in the Omniverse, everything that exists within the confines of even the highest level of power, is insignificant next to the reality Ka-Chung occupies. Even if you could stand before Ka-Chung, all your power, all your defenses, all your immortality, would mean nothing. Because when Ka-Chung decides something is, it is, and when it decides something isn't, then it just isn’t. And you, like everything else, would cease to be.

He does not obey, nor is he affected by the principles that govern all realities. He is, in utter and absolute terms, endless. Basically as "beyond" as you can get. Nothing exists above, below, or beside. Just the complete destruction of everything.

There honestly isn't anything else to write about his overall strengths. Anything and everything are meaningless against Ka-Chung, he’s quite literally what it is. A being so "beyond" every single conceivable thing that he surpasses every and all existing rules and principles. He has no form, no mind, and no purpose other than to be what he IS, not even all knowing, invincible, omniscience could stop him. There are no other facts about Ka-Chung because Ka-Chung IS the end limit of everything.

He's more than boundless, he goes beyond boundlessness and is literally infinite in nature. He's not bound by anything including concepts, existence, and even nonexistence. He is infinitely beyond omnipotence and literally transcends omnipotence. He is infinite but his power is above infinite. Whenever he claims something as his, it really is his, no matter what. For an extremely powerful eldritch god, amongst his most noteworthy skills are:

• Accelerated Healing
• Acid Generation
• Air Manipulation
• Animal Communication
• Animal Mimicry
• Astral Projection
• Atmokinesis
• Aura Reading
• Biokinesis
• Bone Manipulation
• Camouflage
• Chlorokinesis
• Clairvoyance
• Cloning
• Cryokinesis
• Darkness Manipulation
• Density Control
• Duplication
• Earth Manipulation
• Elasticity
• Electrokinesis
• Elemental Manipulation
• Empathy
• Energy Absorption
• Energy Blasts
• Enhanced Agility
• Enhanced Durability
• Enhanced Hearing
• Enhanced Reflexes
• Enhanced Senses
• Enhanced Smell
• Enhanced Speed
• Enhanced Strength
• Enhanced Vision
• Fire Manipulation
• Flight
• Force Field Generation
• Geokinesis
• Gravity Manipulation
• Healing Factor
• Heat Vision
• Hydrokinesis
• Hypnosis
• Ice Manipulation
• Illusion Casting
• Immortality
• Invisibility
• Invulnerability
• Light Manipulation
• Lightning Manipulation
• Magnetism Manipulation
• Mind Control
• Molecular Manipulation
• Necromancy
• Omnilingualism
• Photokinesis
• Plant Manipulation
• Poison Generation
• Precognition
• Psychokinesis
• Pyrokinesis
• Reality Warping
• Regeneration
• Shapeshifting
• Size Alteration
• Sonic Scream
• Super Breath
• Super Speed
• Super Strength
• Technopathy
• Telekinesis
• Telepathy
• Teleportation
• Toon Force
• Time Manipulation
• Wallcrawling
• Water Manipulation
• Weather Manipulation
• X-Ray Vision
• Zoopathy
• Adaptive Evolution
• Age Manipulation
• Animal Empathy
• Animal Imitation
• Animation
• Anti-Magic
• Apocalyptic Artillery
• Archetype Empowerment
• Artistic Arts
• Astral Projection
• Attack Powers
• Aura Generation
• Authority Manipulation
• Aversion Field
• Aversion Manipulation
• Badminton Mastery
• Baseball Mastery
• Basketball Mastery
• Behavior Manipulation
• Bell Manipulation
• Bioluminescence
• Biome Manipulation
• Biomechanical Manipulation
• Biomechanical Physiology
• Biotic Manipulation
• Blood Manipulation
• Bone Magic
• Boxing Mastery
• Brawling Mastery
• Bullet Hell
• Chain Manipulation
• Clairvoyance
• Clear Mind
• Cloth Manipulation
• Comfort Manipulation
• Composite Fairy Mode
• Condition Manipulation
• Concussive Force
• Cooking Manipulation
• Cosmic Manipulation
• Damage Removal
• Dance Manipulation
• Dark Arts
• Darkness Manipulation
• Death Manipulation
• Desert Manipulation
• Device Manipulation
• Dimensional Manipulation
• Dimensional Travel
• Disease Immunity
• Divination
• Door Manipulation
• Dream Manipulation
• Duplication
• Earth Manipulation
• Echolocation
• Elasticity
• Eldritch Physiology
• Elemental Manipulation
• Emotion Manipulation
• Empathic Mimicry
• Empathy
• Energy Absorption
• Energy Armor
• Energy Attacks
• Energy Blasts
• Energy Constructs
• Energy Embodiment
• Energy Manipulation
• Energy Projection
• Enhanced Archery
• Enhanced Charisma
• Enhanced Combat Mastery
• Enhanced Creativity
• Enhanced Dexterity
• Enhanced Gunmanship
• Enhanced Hearing
• Enhanced Memory
• Enhanced Reflexes
• Enhanced Senses
• Enhanced Sight
• Enhanced Smell
• Enhanced Speed
• Enhanced Stamina
• Enhanced Strength
• Enhanced Swordsmanship
• Enhanced Thievery
• Enhanced Touch
• Enhanced Vision
• Entropy Projection
• Environmental Constructs
• Existence Erasure
• Existence Erasure Resistance
• Exorcism
• Explosion Manipulation
• Extrasensory Perception
• Faerification
• Fear Inducement
• Fear Immunity
• Fear Manipulation
• Fencing Mastery
• Fire Control
• Fire Manipulation
• Fire Resistance
• Flight
• Focused Shockblast
• Food Manipulation
• Force Fields
• Force Ghost
• Force Manipulation
• Forest Manipulation
• Form Manipulation
• Fourth Wall Awareness
• Fruit/Vegetable Manipulation
• Furniture Manipulation
• Fusion
• Galaxy Manipulation
• Gamma Mutant Physiology
• Gestalt Soul
• Gliding
• Godly Physiology
• Golf Mastery
• Gravity Control
• Gravity Manipulation
• Greed Inducement
• Grim Reaping
• Gun Kata
• Hair Manipulation
• Healing Touch
• Health Manipulation
• Heat Generation
• Heat Resistance
• Hellfire Manipulation
• Hellfire Resistance
• Higher Dimensional Manipulation
• Holographic Projection
• Holy Manipulation
• Holy Resistance
• Homing Attack
• Hope Inducement
• Hyper Awareness
• Hypercognition
• Hyperkinesis
• Hypnokinesis
• Hypnosis
• Ice Manipulation
• Illumination
• Illusions
• Immortality
• Immortality Bypassing
• Indestructible Digestion
• Indomitable Will
• Information Analysis
• Information Manipulation
• Insanity
• Instant Transmission
• Instinctive Reaction
• Intangibility
• Intelligence
• Hyper Intelligence
• Internal Bodily Cleansing
• Interstellar Travel
• Intuitive Aptitude
• Invisibility
• Invulnerability
• Jump
• Katana Proficiency
• Karate Mastery
• Kung Fu Mastery
• Lantern Power Ring
• Latent Abilities
• Law Manipulation
• Levitation
• Life Manipulation
• Light Control
• Light Manipulation
• Lightning Manipulation
• Liquid Transmutation
• Literary Manipulation
• Longevity
• Love Inducement
• Magic
• Magic Manipulation
• Magic Staff
• Magnet Manipulation
• Magnetism Manipulation
• Mana Manipulation
• Martial Arts Mastery
• Matter Absorption
• Media Manipulation
• Memory Manipulation
• Mental Manipulation
• Meta-Learning
• Methane Manipulation
• Mind Control
• Mind Reading
• Mode Switching
• Molecular Combustion
• Molecular Manipulation
• Multitasking
• Multiversal Manipulation
• Multiversal Travel
• Music Manipulation
• Musical Instrument Manipulation
• Mythic Physiology
• Nanite Manipulation
• Nature Manipulation
• Necromancy
• Ninja Magic
• Ninjutsu Mastery
• Ninpo Arts
• Nitrogen Manipulation
• Object Mimicry
• Occultism
• Ocean Manipulation
• Omnipotence
• Omnipresence
• Omniscience
• Omnilingualism
• Omniverse Manipulation
• Oxygen Manipulation
• Panmnesia
• Parasite Manipulation
• Performance Art Manipulation
• Persona Manipulation
• Personality Manipulation
• Personal Mastery
• Phasing
• Photographic Memory
• Photokinesis
• Physical Augmentation
• Physics Manipulation
• Plant Manipulation
• Planeswalking
• Plasma Manipulation
• Plot Manipulation
• Pocket Dimension Creation
• Poetry Manipulation
• Portal Creation
• Portal Manipulation
• Power Absorption
• Power Bestowal
• Power Detection
• Power Mimicry
• Power Mimicry Negation
• Power Negation
• Precognition
• Precognition Manipulation
• Psychic Camouflage
• Psychic Constructs
• Psychic Energy Constructs
• Psychic Surgery
• Psychokinesis
• Psychometry
• Pyrokinesis
• Reality Anchoring
• Reality Warping
• Reactive Adaptation
• Regenerative Healing Factor
• Regenerative Replication
• Replication Regeneration
• Riders Aptitude
• Robotic Manipulation
• Rock Climbing Mastery
• Sand Magic
• Sands of Time Manipulation
• Scalar Wave Manipulation
• Self-Resurrection
• Self-Restoration
• Self-Sustenance
• Sensory Manipulation
• Shapeshifting
• Size Alteration
• Size Manipulation
• Slash Projection
• Snow Manipulation
• Solar Manipulation
• Sonic Scream
• Soul Absorption
• Soul Destruction
• Soul Manipulation
• Soul Staring
• Soul-Bound Laser Weaponry Creation
• Sound Manipulation
• Spatial Manipulation
• Spell Casting
• Spiritual Force Manipulation
• Stage Play Manipulation
• State of Mind
• Status Manipulation
• Stellar Manipulation
• Strong Soul
• Super Agility
• Super Breath
• Super Durability
• Super Intelligence
• Super Speed
• Super Strength
• Supernatural Longevity
• Supernatural Manipulation
• Swimming Mastery
• Swordstick Proficiency
• Tactical Analysis
• Tar Mimicry
• Technology Manipulation
• Telekinesis
• Telepathic Camouflage
• Telepathy
• Teleportation
• Tennis Mastery
• Temporal Loop Creation
• Temporal Manipulation
• Temporal Protection
• Temporal Singularity
• Thread Manipulation
• Time Acceleration
• Time Boundary
• Time Manipulation
• Time Stop
• Time Travel
• Timeline Memory Retainment
• Tranquil State
• Transformation
• Trap Manipulation
• Transcendent Physiology
• Unpressurized Interaction
• Universal Manipulation
• Vehicle Manipulation
• Vibration Attacks
• Vibration Manipulation
• Video Manipulation
• Virtual Warping
• Volcanic Fields Manipulation
• Vortex Creation
• Wallcrawling
• Weather Control
• Weather Manipulation
• Weapon Manipulation
• White Arts
• Will-O'-The-Wisp Physiology
• Window Manipulation
• Witchcraft
• Wrestling Mastery
• X-Ray Vision
• Zoolingualism
• Power Nullification
• Resistance Negation
• Durability Negation
• Negation Manipulation
• Omni-Negation
• Negation Immunity
• Superpower Negation
• Absolute Superpower Negation
• Age Negation
• Affinity Negation
• Anomalous Nullification
• Attack Cancellation
• Elemental Negation
• Energy Negation
• Projectile Negation
• Attribute Negation
• Avatar Negation
• Aversion Negation
• Balance Negation
• Ballistics Negation
• Barrier Negation
• Beginning Negation
• Bone Structure Negation
• Burn Negation
• Causality Negation
• Consequence Negation
• Event Negation
• Change Negation
• Chaos Negation
• Conclusion Negation
• Conversion Negation
• Counter Rotation
• Creation Negation
• Curse Negation
• Damage Negation
• Death Negation
• Defense Cancellation
• Destiny Negation
• Destruction Negation
• Digital Negation
• Dream Negation
• Disaster Negation
• Dodge Negation
• Effect Negation
• Effectiveness Negation
• Explosive Negation
• Field Negation
• Friction Negation
• Fusion Negation
• Gravity Negation
• Growth Negation
• Habit Negation
• Incomprehension Negation
• Infinity Negation
• Instinct Negation
• Intelligence Negation
• Interaction Negation
• Launch Negation
• Logic Negation
• Coincidence Nullification
• Justice Negation
• Material Strength Negation
• Mathematics Negation
• Memory Loss Negation
• Momentum Negation
• Negation Countering
• Nerve Negation
• Object Negation
• Opportunity Negation
• Order Negation
• Pain Negation
• Past Negation
• Pattern Negation
• Perception Negation
• Personality Negation
• Physical Negation
• Possibility Negation
• Power Negation
• Purpose Negation
• Reality Negation
• Reaction Negation
• Reasoning Negation
• Reflex Negation
• Regeneration Negation
• Reincarnation Negation
• Relationship Negation
• Resistance Negation
• Rule Negation
• Sensation Negation
• Sentience Negation
• Skill Negation
• Soul Negation
• Speed Negation
• Stability Negation
• Strength Negation
• Structure Negation
• Success Negation
• Support Negation
• Survival Negation
• Symmetry Negation
• Talent Negation
• Targeting Negation
• Technology Negation
• Teleportation Negation
• Temperature Negation
• Thought Negation
• Time Negation
• Touch Negation
• Trajectory Negation
• Transformation Negation
• Truth Negation
• Understanding Negation
• Unity Negation
• Vision Negation
• Order Negation
• Pain Negation
• Past Negation
• Pattern Negation
• Perception Negation
• Personality Negation
• Physical Negation
• Possibility Negation
• Power Negation
• Purpose Negation
• Reality Negation
• Reaction Negation
• Reasoning Negation
• Reflex Negation
• Regeneration Negation
• Reincarnation Negation
• Relationship Negation
• Resistance Negation
• Rule Negation
• Sensation Negation
• Sentience Negation
• Skill Negation
• Soul Negation
• Speed Negation
• Stability Negation
• Strength Negation
• Structure Negation
• Success Negation
• Support Negation
• Survival Negation
• Symmetry Negation
• Talent Negation
• Targeting Negation
• Technology Negation
• Teleportation Negation
• Temperature Negation
• Thought Negation
• Time Negation
• Touch Negation
• Trajectory Negation
• Transformation Negation
• Truth Negation
• Understanding Negation
• Unity Negation
• Vision Negation
• Voice Negation
• Vulnerability Negation
• Weakness Negation
• Weight Negation
• Willpower Negation
• Wound Negation
• Zero Negation
• Absolute Absorption
• Absolute Access
• Absolute Adaptation
• Absolute Army Manipulation
• Absolute Arts
• Absolute Banishment
• Absolute Bio-Energetic Sourcing
• Absolute Bomb Generation
• Absolute Buying
• Absolute Change
• Absolute Character Creation
• Absolute Character Erasure
• Absolute Chi
• Absolute Combative Incapacity
• Absolute Command
• Absolute Constant Rest
• Absolute Constant Velocity
• Absolute Contract
• Absolute Cosmic Absorption
• Absolute Counter
• Absolute Crafting
• Absolute Darkness
• Absolute Death Inducement
• Absolute Death Manipulation
• Absolute Death-Force Manipulation
• Absolute Decay
• Absolute Derivation
• Absolute Destruction
• Absolute Directional Shift
• Absolute Directionality
• Absolute Domination
• Absolute Electricity Absorption
• Absolute Electromagnetic Absorption
• Absolute Embodiment
• Absolute Emotions
• Absolute Energy Absorption
• Absolute Erasure
• Absolute Escape
• Absolute Event Manipulation
• Absolute Explosion
• Absolute Expulsion
• Absolute Filtration
• Absolute Fusion
• Absolute Gamma Absorption
• Absolute Growth Inducement
• Absolute Heat Absorption
• Absolute Hot Inducement
• Absolute Illusion
• Absolute Immunity Bypassing
• Absolute Insanity Inducement
• Absolute Invincibility
• Absolute Ionic Absorption
• Absolute Kinetic Absorption
• Absolute Law Erasure
• Absolute Law Manipulation
• Absolute Learning
• Absolute Life Creation
• Absolute Life Inducement
• Absolute Life Manipulation
• Absolute Life-Force Manipulation
• Absolute Light
• Absolute Light Absorption
• Absolute Lock Manipulation
• Absolute Magnetization
• Absolute Manipulation
• Absolute Melting
• Absolute Mobility
• Absolute Music Manipulation
• Absolute Nuclear Absorption
• Absolute Perspective Manipulation
• Absolute Physical Law Manipulation
• Absolute Piercing
• Absolute Power Derivation
• Absolute Quantum Absorption
• Absolute Radiation Absorption
• Absolute Ranged Weaponry
• Absolute Recreation
• Absolute Restoration
• Absolute Revolution
• Absolute Rotation
• Absolute Separation
• Absolute Setting Creation
• Absolute Shield Construction
• Absolute Silence Manipulation
• Absolute Slicing
• Absolute Solar Absorption
• Absolute Soul Manipulation
• Absolute Sound Absorption
• Absolute Sound Manipulation
• Absolute Speed Flight
• Absolute Spirituality
• Absolute Stellar Absorption
• Absolute Stench
• Absolute Storage
• Absolute Stride
• Absolute Summoning
• Absolute Superpower Opposition
• Absolute Technology Manipulation
• Absolute Thermic Absorption
• Absolute Transcendence
• Absolute Transmutation
• Absolute Turning
• Absolute Unpredictability
• Absolute Variable Manipulation
• Absolute Vector Manipulation
• Absolute Wave Absorption
• Absolute Will
• Absolute Wish
• Absolute Zero Inducement
• Absolute Superpower Manipulation
• Absolute Superpower Creation
• Absolute Invulnerability
• Absolute Condition
• Absolute Inner Power
• Absolute Learning
• Enhanced Strength
• Enhanced Speed
• Enhanced Agility
• Enhanced Reflexes
• Enhanced Stamina
• Enhanced Durability
• Enhanced Senses
• Enhanced Hearing
• Enhanced Vision
• Enhanced Smell
• Enhanced Taste
• Enhanced Touch
• Enhanced Intelligence
• Enhanced Memory
• Enhanced Learning
• Enhanced Creativity
• Enhanced Charisma
• Enhanced Willpower
• Enhanced Endurance
• Enhanced Flexibility
• Enhanced Balance
• Enhanced Coordination
• Enhanced Immunity
• Enhanced Healing
• Enhanced Metabolism
• Enhanced Lung Capacity
• Enhanced Bone Density
• Enhanced Muscle Mass
• Enhanced Pain Tolerance
• Enhanced Reaction Time
• Enhanced Jumping
• Enhanced Swimming
• Enhanced Climbing
• Enhanced Digestion
• Enhanced Night Vision
• Enhanced Focus
• Enhanced Perception
• Enhanced Awareness
• Enhanced Intuition
• Enhanced Empathy
• Enhanced Instincts
• Enhanced Accuracy
• Enhanced Dexterity
• Enhanced Stealth
• Enhanced Camouflage
• Enhanced Tracking
• Enhanced Hunting
• Enhanced Combat Skills
• Enhanced Weapon Proficiency
• Enhanced Marksmanship
• Enhanced Swordsmanship
• Enhanced Archery
• Enhanced Martial Arts
• Enhanced Strategy
• Enhanced Tactics
• Enhanced Leadership
• Enhanced Negotiation
• Enhanced Persuasion
• Enhanced Multitasking
• Enhanced Calculation
• Enhanced Analysis
• Enhanced Prediction
• Enhanced Adaptation
• Enhanced Resistance
• Enhanced Resilience
• Enhanced Endurance
• Enhanced Vitality
• Enhanced Energy
• Enhanced Aura
• Enhanced Chi
• Enhanced Mana
• Enhanced Ki
• Enhanced Spirit
• Enhanced Soul
• Enhanced Mind
• Enhanced Body
• Enhanced Heart
• Enhanced Blood
• Enhanced Cells
• Enhanced DNA
• Enhanced Genes
• Enhanced Evolution
• Enhanced Growth
• Enhanced Development
• Enhanced Potential
• Enhanced Abilities
• Enhanced Powers
• Enhanced Skills
• Enhanced Techniques
• Enhanced Talents
• Chrono-Milk Transfusion
• Sentient Shadow Braiding
• Echo-Pulse Bursting
• Quantum Laughter Induction
• Dreamstatic Surfing
• Hyper-Spleen Regeneration
• Existential Paper Folding
• Paradoxical Sneezing
• Emotion Thread Weaving
• Sub-Thought Grenading
• Pancake Aura Summoning
• Reverse Gravity Blinking
• Whisper Armor Casting
• Turbo Moss Generation
• Memory Salt Alchemy
• Unreality Juggling
• Void Pocket Gardening
• Laughter-Fueled Combustion
• Celestial Elbow Expansion
• Neon Moth Projection
• Foresight Static Charging
• Skeleton Recital Emission
• Mood-Based Telefragging
• Holographic Saltwalking
• Recursive Ink Dripping
• Recursive Duplicant Breathing
• Spatial Origami Detonation
• Hyperbolic Emotion Slinging
• Ethereal Toothpaste Manifestation
• Lucid Inkflight
• Instant Regret Transfer
• Banana-Phase Cloaking
• Scream Refraction
• Absurdity Field Generation
• Irony Condensation
• Mirror-Mind Displacement
• Toothache Telepathy
• Recursive Hat Layering
• Fiction Density Manipulation
• Sneak Velocity Amplification
• Echo-Bubble Armor
• Bone Wi-Fi Broadcasting
• Tesseract Stomach Compression
• Personal Raincloud Inversion
• Kaleidoscope Phasewalking
• Infinite Yawn Transmission
• Scent Displacement Anchoring
• Butter Slip Teleportation
• Temporal Wink Shattering
• Glowstick Essence Infusion
• Ultra-Detour Conjuration
• Sentiment Overclocking
• Implausibility Pulsecasting
• Sock-Based Divination
• Haiku-Powered Levitation
• Yeetwave Projection
• Snacktime Acceleration Field
• Ghost Beard Simulation
• Alternate Timeline Snoring
• Microwave Empathy Surge
• Melancholy Brick Throwing
• Laser Giggle Channeling
• Polka-Dot Reality Bending
• Sudden Cow Appearance
• Reverse-Boredom Emission
• Infinite Typo Immunity
• Elastic Memory Archiving
• Tinfoil Fortune Wielding
• Spontaneous Rhythm Bleeding
• Sandstorm Mood Sculpting
• Recursive Duck Summoning
• Dissonance Sculpting
• Spectral Soup Activation
• Aesthetic Critical Mass
• Wormhole Skipping Stones
• Onion Aura Retaliation
• Cardboard Soul Coating
• Emergency Confetti Deployment
• Nap-Based Hyperdrive
• Bubblewrap Prophecy
• Microwave Spacetime Bending
• Sudden Existential Acrobatics
• Cursed Coffee Vision
• Telepathic Pogoing
• Platonic Friendzone Manipulation
• Cosmic Shrug Emission
• Unread Notification Burst
• Pizza-Time Slicing
• Unreliable Laser Sneeze
• Quantum Meh Field
• Dimensional Shrug Evasion
• Existential Meowcasting
• Memory-Eraser Confetti
• Cheeseburger Telekinesis
• Interdimensional Déjà Vu Echo
• Nightmare Karaoke Summoning
• Tactical Awkwardness Projection
• Reversible Cause-and-Effect Displacement
• Duck-Based Clone Disorientation
• Cosmic Dad Joke Summoning
• Enhanced Capabilities
• Enhanced Attributes
• Enhanced Traits
• Enhanced Qualities
• Enhanced Features
• Enhanced Characteristics
• Enhanced Aspects
• Enhanced Elements
• Enhanced Components
• Enhanced Factors
• Enhanced Variables
• Enhanced Parameters
• Enhanced Metrics
• Enhanced Standards
• Enhanced Benchmarks
• Enhanced Criteria
• Enhanced Measures
• Enhanced Scales
• Enhanced Levels
• Enhanced Degrees
• Enhanced Intensities
• Enhanced Magnitudes
• Enhanced Extents
• Enhanced Ranges
• Enhanced Spectrums
• Enhanced Frequencies
• Enhanced Vibrations
• Enhanced Waves
• Enhanced Patterns
• Enhanced Structures
• Enhanced Systems
• Enhanced Networks
• Enhanced Connections
• Enhanced Links
• Enhanced Bonds
• Enhanced Relations
• Enhanced Interactions
• Enhanced Communications
• Enhanced Signals
• Enhanced Messages
• Enhanced Information
• Enhanced Data
• Enhanced Knowledge
• Enhanced Understanding
• Enhanced Wisdom
• Enhanced Insight
• Enhanced Foresight
• Enhanced Vision
• Enhanced Clarity
• Enhanced Focus
• Enhanced Concentration
• Enhanced Attention
• Enhanced Awareness
• Enhanced Consciousness
• Enhanced Subconsciousness
• Enhanced Unconsciousness
• Enhanced Perception
• Enhanced Observation
• Enhanced Recognition
• Enhanced Identification
• Enhanced Detection
• Enhanced Sensing
• Enhanced Feeling
• Enhanced Intuition
• Enhanced Instinct
• Enhanced Gut Feeling
• Enhanced Hunch
• Enhanced Suspicion
• Enhanced Notion
• Enhanced Idea
• Enhanced Thought
• Enhanced Concept
• Enhanced Theory
• Enhanced Hypothesis
• Enhanced Assumption
• Enhanced Belief
• Enhanced Opinion
• Enhanced View
• Enhanced Perspective
• Enhanced Outlook
• Enhanced Attitude
• Enhanced Approach
• Enhanced Strategy
• Enhanced Plan
• Enhanced Scheme
• Enhanced Tactic
• Enhanced Method
• Enhanced Technique
• Enhanced Procedure
• Enhanced Process
• Enhanced Operation
• Enhanced Function
• Enhanced Performance
• Enhanced Efficiency
• Enhanced Effectiveness
• Enhanced Productivity
• Enhanced Output
• Enhanced Result
• Enhanced Outcome
• Enhanced Achievement
• Enhanced Success
• Enhanced Victory
• Enhanced Triumph
• Enhanced Win
• Enhanced Gain
• Enhanced Benefit
• Enhanced Advantage
• Enhanced Edge
• Enhanced Lead
• Enhanced Superiority
• Enhanced Dominance
• Enhanced Control
• Enhanced Power
• Enhanced Strength
• Enhanced Force
• Enhanced Might
• Enhanced Energy
• Enhanced Drive
• Enhanced Motivation
• Enhanced Determination
• Enhanced Resolve
• Enhanced Tenacity
• Enhanced Perseverance
• Enhanced Endurance
• Enhanced Stamina
• Enhanced Vitality
• Enhanced Vigor
• Enhanced Robustness
• Enhanced Toughness
• Enhanced Hardiness
• Enhanced Resilience
• Enhanced Resistance
• Enhanced Immunity
• Enhanced Defense
• Enhanced Protection
• Enhanced Shielding
• Enhanced Guarding
• Enhanced Safeguarding
• Enhanced Preservation
• Enhanced Maintenance
• Enhanced Sustenance
• Enhanced Nourishment
• Enhanced Support
• Enhanced Assistance
• Enhanced Aid
• Enhanced Help
• Enhanced Backup
• Enhanced Reinforcement
• Enhanced Supplement
• Enhanced Addition
• Enhanced Inclusion
• Enhanced Incorporation
• Enhanced Integration
• Enhanced Combination
• Enhanced Fusion
• Enhanced Union
• Enhanced Merger
• Enhanced Blending
• Enhanced Mixing
• Enhanced Amalgamation
• Enhanced Synthesis
• Enhanced Creation
• Enhanced Generation
• Enhanced Production
• Enhanced Construction
• Enhanced Building
• Enhanced Formation
• Enhanced Development
• Enhanced Expansion
• Enhanced Growth
• Enhanced Increase
• Enhanced Amplification
• Enhanced Intensification
• Enhanced Escalation
• Enhanced Elevation
• Enhanced Promotion
• Enhanced Advancement
• Enhanced Progression
• Enhanced Evolution
• Enhanced Transformation
• Enhanced Metamorphosis
• Enhanced Transmutation
• Enhanced Transfiguration
• Enhanced Alteration
• Enhanced Modification
• Enhanced Adjustment
• Enhanced Calibration
• Enhanced Tuning
• Enhanced Optimization
• Enhanced Refinement
• Enhanced Improvement
• Enhanced Enhancement
• Absolute Existence Manipulation
• Non-Existence Manipulation
• True Infinity
• True Memepotence
• True Chuckpotence
• True Shaggypotence
• True Solospotence
• True Soloerpotence
• True Shitfinity
• True Fuckinfinity
• True Assholefinity
• True Bitchfinity
• True Crapfinity
• True Bastardfinity
• True Dickfinity
• True Cuntfinity
• True Fuckboyfinity
• True Douchefinity
• True Wtf#finity
• True Shitfuckfinity
• True Cockfinity
• True Pissfinity
• True Damnfinity
• True Shitstormfinity
• True Fuckeryfinity
• True Bitchslapfinity
• True Lolfuckfinity
• True Spamfinity
• True WTF∞finity
• True X!@#finity
• True Shitpotence
• True Fuckpotence
• True Assholepotence
• True Bitchpotence
• True Crapopotence
• True Bastardpotence
• True Dickpotence
• True Cuntpotence
• True Fuckboypotence
• True Douchepotence
• True Wtf#potence
• True Shitfuckpotence
• True Cockpotence
• True Pisspotence
• True Damnpotence
• True Shitstormpotence
• True Fuckerypotence
• True Bitchslappotence
• True Lolfuckpotence
• True Spamopotence
• True WTF∞potence
• True X!@#potence
• True Shitfuckinfinity
• True Bitch#crapfinity
• True Douchepotence
• True Shitfuck∞potency
• True Asshole#∞potence
• True Wtf$!#finity
• True Crap&bastardfinity
• True Dick*#potence
• True ∞bitchpotency
• True Spam#fuckfinity
• True Cock&shitpotence
• True Damn∞finity
• True Lolfuck@potence
• True Bitchslap#∞finity
• True WTF#&$∞potence
• True X!@#shitpotency∞
• True Shitpotency123
• True Crap#fuckpotence
• All the way beyond every fucking potence you can imagine!

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And then, there's nothing.

Well, not nothing per se. There has to be something for there to be nothing. But what is Nothing, if not No Thing?

Even thoughts cannot exist, because they were one of the many concepts that were erased into nothing, just like the rest. Without anything, is there even an "I"? Is there any "you" left? No response, because that's simply not possible. There is nothing. There is nothingness. There is no past, present, or future. There is no "now" or "here". There is not even a "there" for there to be, since there's nothing. Without the concepts of space, time, existence, and reality, everything is simply gone. All concepts, all existence, all possibility is removed. There is nothing that can be done, since every possible action, and any trace of the concept of "action" has been removed entirely and thusly doesn't exist.

So in big terms:

Ka-Chung solos.

Relationships

Chosen Ones

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫

Ka-Chung is an ally to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 thanks to throwing the Shadowy Sponge off a cliff when it tried to prevent the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society's formation. Not only that, but it's due to Ka-Chung's freakiness, controversies and crimes, and Ka-Chung openly being a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society member.

Enrique

Out of any Save-Um, Ka-Chung gets along with Enrique the most, and occasionally commit crimes together, along with Freaky Bob.

Vargskelethor Joel

Joel, being hilarious and all, is Ka-Chung's favorite streamer. Whenever he gets the chance, Ka-Chung watches some of Joel's streams and clips.

Hänsel and Gretel

Upon Kanako Ketsukane's death due to the hands of her wicked mother, Ka-Chung felt very guilty and was against the idea of children suffering and immediately began serving as an older brother figure to Hänsel and Gretel the day 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique adopted them. Ka-Chung would make sure nobody messes with these two, even if he has to move Heaven and Earth for them.

Love Interest

Kim Pine

Kim is Ka-Chung's love interest, and get along very well together. Some people ship them together, calling them "Kim-Chung".

Former Enemies

Robbie Rotten

Ka-Chung and Robbie originally didn't get along well because Ka-Chung was always playing outside when Robbie wanted some quiet, but post-timeskip, they have a much better relationship and work together to stop the bigger evil, such as Dotar Surk, Luitrich and Chungularity.

Enemies

Former Friends

Michael "Mickey" Rodent

Originally, Ka-Chung would have no issues with Mickey when the Save-Ums were first formed, but as time went on, Ka-Chung would slowly realize that Mickey isn't that good of a leader for the Good Society and thought that Jazzi is the best leader that he's ever had. With Ka-Chung turned to the evil and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 side and befriending one of the emperors of the Good Society's adversaries, Ka-Chung and Mickey began to become against each other and occasionally the former attempts to take the latter down.

However, as supportive Ka-Chung is of the Unbeatables since they have similar goals, he is not an actual member since the Unbeatables is only 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 aligned while Ka-Chung is a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 God and as such, taking down Mickey is not his main goal.

Ka-Gallery

𝓚𝓐-𝓒𝓗𝓤𝓝𝓖!𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝔂𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷

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  Get freaky for the camera!

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  Ka-Chung pose.

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  Another Ka-Chung pose.

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  Ka-Chung killing NPCs

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  Ka-Chung animating porn on Flipnote Studios on his Nintendo DS in front of Hinawa's grave.

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  Ka-Chung about to do a magic trick. As in "about to set your house on fire".

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  Stingy.

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  Top 10 anime deaths.

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  Dragon is high.

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  Dragon reading a book about Winnie the Pooh and his millions of "cousins" being condemned to the Holocaust.

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  Dragon after consuming a massive pile of shit. YUM!

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Quotes

“	Where am I?	”
-Ka-Chung after turning into his current incarnation for the first time.

“	Oh no. I... That's not me at all. Hmph. No wonder you didn't recognize me.	”
-Ka-Chung's first reaction to his current incarnation's new face.

“	Apparently, I was not supposed to play Clash of Clans at his grandma's funeral. How the hell was I supposed to know that?	”
-Ka-Chung

“	KA-CHUUUUUUUNNG!	”
-Ka-Chung's ZASED catchphrase.

Ka-Trivia

Allusions

• In terms of Ka-Chung's multiple incarnations, IQ and skills, his character is highly inspired by the Doctor (from Doctor Who). Both Ka-Chung and the Doctor regenerate into completely different people as a way to cheat death. This of course means that the Doctor is the main inspiration for Ka-Chung's abilities, backstories, and overall central narrative role.

Pictured above left to right from top row: Various incarnations of the Doctor portrayed by series leads, going from William Hartnell as the First Doctor to Ncuti Gatwa as the Fifteenth Doctor.

• In terms of some of Ka-Chung's personality traits and schizophrenia, his character is inspired by the Theorizer's interpretation of Patrick Star (from SpongeBob SquarePants).
• Ka-Chung's reality warping abilities and awareness is directly inspired by Flowey from Undertale as he is aware of timelines being altered by other powerful beings to change choices for different outcomes and will taunt others if they do alter the timeline, thus forcing him to make canon events happen, even in the altered timeline.

Etymology

• The name for his dragonfly form simply represents the name of his species, albeit without the "fly" part. Despite this, it is theorized that the name Dragon has an anagram for God hidden within it, hinting at his true self.
• In terms of his human form, Stingy, it represents his mean and ungenerous personality. The word Stingy was coined in the 17th century, formed from the word "sting" and the suffix "-y". It originates from the dialectical version of "sting", specifically "stinge", the definition meaning "to sting". The connection to the meaning of unwilling to give or spend comes from the idea that being "stingy" causes a "sting" or a sharp pain to those who are not given what they want.
• One of the names for Ka-Chung's alternative forms, Storung, comes from the German word for "disruption". The word itself can come off as a similar word for "chaos".
  • Word of FreakyBob states that despite the name, Ka-Chung isn't actually German in any way and the language was chosen at random to disguise the word.

Story

• KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
• Ka-Chung used to own Tyeddi. Ka-Chung loved Tyeddi very much but later decided to indirectly give him to his fellow 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴er and zased homie Bean Khan by planning on his reincarnation. How would this work? First, Ka-Chung would give Tyeddi to Börte Üjin, who would later give him to Bean Khan.
• Although Ka-Chung hates all normies, he hates flat earthers the most specifically. The reason is because they're so dumb, he just can't stand them, even ironically. As a result of this, flat earthers are the type of normies that are most likely to get killed by Ka-Chung.
• Besides China, Ka-Chung isn't allowed in Riverdale, as he's seen being thrown out of a car by Archie and friends and is warned by Moose to stay out. It's unknown what Ka-Chung did to get kicked out, and it's not known how he even got in to begin with, either.
• It's commonly theorized that Ka-Chung is actually the reason why the British Empire collapsed during World War II.
• Ka-Chung once won a dance-off competition. After winning, he shot everyone.
• Of the main protagonists of the Dark Prognosticus, Ka-Chung debuted the latest.
• Ka-Chung claims that he's a dozen away from getting two digits on his friend count on his social media.
• Ka-Chung's favorite colour is red. His color is often a mixture of red and yellow, but sometimes it's just red if no other character in a scene has red as their color.
  • Some theorize that his clothes are red to cover up the blood of normies.
• Ka-Chung accidentally made a rule that "the sun is not out" and had to fix it due to "freezing over everybody" not being a canon event.
• Although one of his common phrases is "Mine!", Ka-Chung has also disclaimed certain things, like a ladder he finds in one episode and Robbie's robot dog in another.
• Reed Richards once saw Ka-Chung's great genius and grew a bit of jealousy towards him.
• In contrast to his sister Shimmer, Ka-Chung likes rock music.
• It's officially declared that Ka-Chung would serve 97,104 life sentences if he were to serve his sentences and stay there (never lol). But that's nothing compared to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫.
• 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
• 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
• Ka-Chung is the only character to appear in all episodes of Season 67.
• Alongside A1 Steak Sauce, Ka-Chung is one of the only main characters of the second half to naturally be able to fly rather than as a result of having every skill and ability.
• Ka-Chung knows how to speak some firefly. He tries to pass it off as Italian, however.
• Like his adoptive father Holley, Ka-Chung can play the guitar.
• Ka-Chung can actually hear your thoughts. Sometimes, the thoughts can get quite dark, so he tries to ignore them.
• If you think Ka-Chung can't hurt you, you're wrong. Ka-Chung is capable of breaking your bones, shattering your teeth, and piercing your skin. But not your testicles. That's where he draws the line.
• In the French dub, Ka-Chung name is changed to Aikido. This is because he has offended France so hard they don't even want to use his English name.
• Sometimes, Ka-Chung will write his name as "𝓚𝓐-𝓒𝓗𝓤𝓝𝓖!" in all caps and with an exclamation mark, much like Enrique.
• Ka-Chung represents all Seven Deadly Sins.
• Ka-Chung occasionally watches Japanese game shows because they amuse him as a result of their typical (deadly) pranks.
• Ka-Chung claims to be very bad at swimming, and it's just plain hilarious to watch. It's the cutest thing in the world.
• Ka-Chung once made a movie called A Thous-Too much information.
• Ka-Chung once made a Happy Meal cry.
• Ka-Chung has a great singing voice. He has intentionally never shown this off on-screen, however.
• Ka-Chung can unscramble an egg.
• Some people think he may have multiple personality disorder.
• Gravity only exists because Ka-Chung lets it.
• Ka-Chung once got a C-, a passing grade in most countries, for scribbling on the paper since he is that overpowered.
• Ka-Chung was a guest at the 2016 Oscars and gave a speech, but was booed off stage. And then everybody died. The end.
• Ka-Chung wrote this trivia before I did. Best not to think about this one too much.
• Ka-Chung hates the taste of black licorice.
• While Ka-Chung fucking hates sports with a burning passion, one of his most favorite sports is bowling and will sometimes ask others if they'd like to go bowling too.
• Ka-Chung is well-known for making a new dance move. He calls it "vehicular manslaughter".
• Ka-Chung is the most requested character for Super Smash Bros. but Nintendo won't listen. Not because he didn't originate from a video game, but because he would be too overpowered.
  • People still want him to be in Smash despite this, however.
• Ka-Chung doesn't have a middle name, apparently.

Character & Design

• It's theorized there is a prototype design of Ka-Chung's main design that was rejected for being too disturbing, but no evidence seems to back this theory up right now.
• Ka-Chung looks like a Koopa clown car for some reason. Ironically, this is barely ever brought up in-universe, only being lampshaded once in "𝓓𝓪𝓷 vs. Christmas".
• According to Dan Clark, Ka-Chung is based off of some boy that was a huge fan of the narrative around the time The Save-Ums! was being made.

Media

• Ka-Chung's name is often spelt in the "freaky" font in official voice scripts.
  • It is considered by many fans of the narrative that this is indeed the canonical way to spell Ka-Chung's name as other media also stylizes it in this exact manner.
• Ka-Chung's either hard to draw or not that hard to draw, but this usually depends on who you're asking.
• This is the only Ka-Chung in fiction. God was originally going to be called "Ka-Chung" but as you'd expect, this was already taken.

Miscellaneous

• The idea of Ka-Chung in the saga came from a bit of vandalism to his quotes subpage on the canon Save-Ums wiki. Windows 108 thought it was pretty funny to see and came up with the idea with him in the saga.
  • This would have been Windows 108's only attempt at writing for the saga as he didn't think Ka-Chung would be that popular.
  • Heck, Windows 108 also thought he'd be the only one who knew who Ka-Chung was prior to the page creation, but the Loathsome Dung Eater actually knew what The Save-Ums! was, serving as a plot twist at the time.
• Originally, Ka-Chung was meant to always feel no guilt whatsoever regardless of the situation (like Helluva Boss), but he would have been unlikable on accident, so this idea was condemned to bragging he doesn't feel guilt when he really does, much like Enrique.
• The inspiration for Ka-Chung and Quack's relationship was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and Enrique's relationship.
• It is a well-known fact he is one of the greatest characters of all time. If you don't stan him, you're one of the biggest retards out there.

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