Quack

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⠀⠀Quack„

— No, I want to hear it from the real Peep, not some "red impostor"...

Quack
First Appearance:	1962 The Peep Show
Appears in:	Various Across the Omniverse
Voiced by:	Jamie Watson (2004-present)
Biographical Information
Alias(es):	Blue Sailor Blue Duck Big Blue Sailor Sandy Magic Plurp Big Blue Face Crinkly
Physiological Age:	??????
Gender:
Pronouns:	He/Him
Religion:	Irreligious (Atheist)
Alignment:	Chaotic Evil (𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂)
Residencies:	His pond
Rizz:	Impressive levels
Kill Count:	Too many
Characteristic Traits
Goal(s):	Total Domination
Relationship Statuses
Friend(s):	KA-CHUNG! Various across the The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!
Affiliation(s):	The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!
Enemies:	99% of the entire Omniverse.

Quack (クワック, Kuwakku) is an elite member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety and a former singer and songwriter. A patriotic, racist and self-centered duck, he believes that ducks are more superior than any other species, but he is also zased as fuck and serves as 𝓚𝓐-𝓒𝓗𝓤𝓝𝓖!'s best friend and partner-in-crime, and the two are gods of extremely high power that have been around for a really long time. They spend a lot of their time trolling normies, fucking corpses, amongst other things. He and Ka-Chung fucking destroyed the UnHyperverse lmao.

He is amongst one of the first 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 characters in the narrative, demonstrating it as early as his debut in 1962.

Biography and History

Past and Background

Quack was born a long ass time ago, stated to be "some incalculable number". He has no memory of his past, nor does he have any recollection of it. There is no traces of his past anyways as it remains lost. What is known, though, is that he is the co-creator of the duck species.

Story

The Light Prognosticus ~ Mario & Luigi: what will you do at the end of the world? are you busy? will you save us?

1990s

Pre-Career

Prior to doing music for a short time in the '90s, Quack used to be a cashier at a local grocery store for a very short amount of time. He was fired for having an abrasive attitude and swearing at his co-workers. In order to keep his duck pond, Quack decided to become famous, which led to...

Music Career

Quack had an interest for music and he decided to make his first album, Pornstars in the Clubhouse, consisting of six songs. Despite the negative feedback it received because of its nature, he made two more extra albums, Murder in Chocolate Town and How to Suck Balls, consisting of four and seven songs each before retiring from the music industry not because of his music's massive controversy, but he decided it just wasn't his thing and he decided to take all copies of his music and keep them in his basement.

During this time, he met Mr. Bean (later Bean Khan) for the first time while Chocolate Town was being made and the two would perform the remaining two albums. Quack and Bean would connect more, even after the former retired from music. Quack would be one of Bean's main inspirations for causing chaos from this decade onwards.

Shortly before retiring from the music industry, he had a brief stunt where he replaced Matt Sharp as a member of Weezer.

2000s

First Encounter with Ka-Chung

Around April 19, 2004, Ka-Chung and Quack would randomly stumble into each other. Not wanting to make the encounter awkward, they would decide to become friends and hang out a bit. Quack would begin showing Ka-Chung some 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 actions and stories, which he found either amusing or interesting. Ka-Chung would begin to enjoy Quack's (er, well, besides his teammates) company more than anyone else's, which was a surprise at the time since Ka-Chung was still in the Good Society at the time and Quack being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-aligned, but Ka-Chung would admit this because he secretly didn't think any of the Good Society's members were interesting to him. Ka-Chung would agree to what would become his first 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 deed: selling crack to Crack Miser. Quack offered this quest to Ka-Chung, and he agreed to do it since Quack agreed to keep it a secret... for now.

The Dark Prognosticus ~ Wario & Waluigi: what will you do at the end of the world? may i see you, once again?

Act One

Career Revisit

While Quack's music was originally negatively-received when they first released, Pornstars in the Clubhouse later on in the story released on a digital platform and, later on, Mr. Bean remastered it for Quack. The album's remaster was a great success with the rise of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫 happening and Quack's fanbase would grow massively and quickly amongst his fellow freakers.

General Information and Characteristics

Physical Appearance

Quack has a potato shaped body that is covered with indigo (though in-universe, he keeps getting called either blue or purple) feathers that may also appear to be blue at night or in the dark. On the top of his head is a small white sailor hat. Quack has two eyes that are white with black pupils and a black bill is located beneath his eyes. He has two oval shaped black feet that are connected to the rest of his body by his cylindrical black legs. He does not wear any clothes whatsoever as he is a proud nudist.

Personality and Traits

Quack is portrayed to be very arrogant, spacey, somewhat less intelligent, bossy, boastful, egoistical, stubborn, dim-witted and very self centered but also cares for his fellow 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers, such as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫, Enrique!, and especially Ka-Chung. He is very attached to his signature sailor hat and expresses great discomfort when it is gone from his head by force. Quack has a obsession with ducks and likes to eat, sing, and boast about himself. He is quite lazy and tends to sleep a lot.

While not to the same extent as the main protagonists, he does have a bit of misfortune. For example, when he watches television, the people from the shows often exterminate themselves. Quack enjoys the strangest food cravings, so much that even pregnant women question it. He loves eating hotdogs with peanut butter, and even with bananas in it. YUM! On the topic of food, Quack enjoys it a lot, to the point he can't let go of it. He tried to once, but went even more insane and fired a revolver, injuring Shimmer.

Despite his low intelligence, he has surprisingly a lot of knowledge of things and is theorized to be pretending to be stupid, but Quack himself has never confirmed nor denied this.

Gallery

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  Quack singing in his pond about how great freakers are.

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  Quack competing against a more inferior duck that has the same name as him.

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  he is watching

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  the fuck did Ka-Chung give him

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  Literally the only feak DeviantArt stamp.

Trivia

Media

• Quack was originally supposed to be a cameo in The Peep Show (1962), but due to how the short was created, his cameo was turned into a main character.

Story

• Quack and his homeboy Enrique are responsible for an accident in a 2006 Honda Civic where they crashed into Peppa Pig, killing her. It's unknown when this happened.
• One time, Quack invented a green hexagon-shaped sign that says "GO" but immediately destroyed them all due to them being pointless.
• While Quack is absolutely HORRIBLE at cooking, he made a surprisingly good cake he made dedicated to Freaky Patrick. Oh, and Mort came in it and Quack just let him do it.
• Before it was ever acknowledged by anyone else, Quack would change WiFi passwords to "67".
• Quack is a master at wrestling. He even taught Bean Khan how to become as good as him in wrestling.
• He has committed his biggest genocide in 2008.
• He has a secret identity. Unlike some of his fellow freakers, this remains unknown to the audience.
• Many people in-universe believe that he is 166,041,928,599,338,119 years old, presumably because Quack keeps lying about his age.
• His duck pond is actually much bigger on the inside, much like the Doctor's TARDIS. His pond hides a lot of secret rooms, and these rooms are filled with many weapons, some illegal drugs, more computers, and more.
• Quack wants to create a duck-only planet that will be very populated.
• If Quack dies, a lot of multiverses will collapse.
• No one knows his exact birthday.
• Quack has lots and lots of children, but he never visits them because they're bastards.
  • Quack also likes to sleep with women a lot. Once he's done sleeping with them, they immediately leave him because they can't handle his selfish personality.
• Quack once entered a "best duck" competition, and got second-to-last place.
  • Writer's note: The opinion of the people in-universe do not reflect the opinions of the people in the real world.
• Quack has a giant penis that only shows when he decides it will. If you look at it too long, you will die.

Miscellaneous

• This page was once mistakenly called "Duck". You can blame Windows 108's high ass for that.