Smartschoolboy9

"You know Shane, you aren't looking very smart. Perhaps you should wear a uniform to look more professional"

"If the age is on the clock, they're ready for the cock"

-Smartschoolboy9 after the fall of Gallifloyd on the 25th of May 2020

Smartschoolboy9 is a pile of sentient diarrhea created somepoint during Dr. Gastronomical's 3rd and 4th incarnation where all the Doctor's negative traits were were shat out into a morphable single being. He is initially became known to the 8th incarnation of Dr Gastronomical after he lured the TURDIS to a primary school in Osaka, Japan. This advisory has appeared in multiple indirect forms (See ref: Dr Disrespect, Jeffery Epsetin, Dream, Jimmy Saville) but it is considered by many that smartschoolboy9 is his original form prior to his discovery of time travel. He has also appeared in multiple Marvel post credit cut scenes and was known to frequent the bins at the back of the Israeli embassy in search of left over adrenochrome to extend his decaying form. While not a greatly powerful enemy, smartschoolboy9 is capable of great cunning and a master of disguise.

Laughing about his plan, on his way to the school he's going to lure the Doctor with.

First Encounter

Smartschoolboy 9 on the Cameras of the Turdis threatening the Dr to take him to England or else he would send Shane Dawson to Epstien Island

While travelling around Peespace, the doctors attention was brought to the distress beacon. An unknown force had set it off by sending out a distress beacon of a crying child. The Doctor's assistant at the time Shane Dawson, split up with the Doctor upon leaving the TURDIS and discovered a billiard room in the school, furnished with posters of credence clearwater revival and The Simpsons. Placed before Shane Dawson was a TV playing lost media iceberg videos, a plate of turkey burgers, and Kentucky Ballistics merch. Lured in by the temptation, he sat on a couch in front of the TV and was locked in place by shackles and turned into a child via a Minionese age regression ray. Shane was able to shake free after being regressed and shortly heard singing and skipping down the hall way. Fearing for his safety, he fled to find the Doctor. Around the corner, Shane saw the doctor and told him what had happened. The Doctor the commented on Shane's condition saying "You know Shane, you aren't looking very smart. Perhaps you should wear a uniform to look more professional". Shane then realised that something was wrong as the Doctor's face shifted in a pasty white shape with glasses and big lips like that of the evil jonkler. As he was about to flee, the unknown foe pulled a shrink ray from a lunch box and fired and Shane, making him the size of a little morsel.

Meanwhile at the TURDIS, The doctor was wondering why the school had been abandoned when a video link was established with the TURDIS transmitter. Upon the screen was the face a man with a round puffy face in a boys school uniform who told the doctor, "Unless you use that time machine to take me to England, I will devour this little morsel or worse yet, sell him to a friend of mine named Jeffery Epstien". The Doctor complied and arranged for smartschoolboy9 to meet him at the TURDIS. The doctor saw smartschoolboy9 skipping towards the TURDIS holding a lunchbox down a dimly lit corridor. The Doctor, noticing that the foe was skipping, ran into the TURDIS and grabbed a handful of marbles and rolled them towards smartschoolboy9 as he was nearly in the TURDIS. This sent him flying backwards and the lunch box flew into the TURDIS as the Doctor shut the door and took off.

His first scene in his second confrontation with Dr. Gastronomical:
Sneed's Needs

Powers

Smartschoolboy9's transformation abilities are unmatched. He is known to also be a formidable manipulator.

Trivia

• Smartschoolboy9 is said to become more powerful every time an internet drama youtuber or news article covers him.
• Smartschoolboy9 was allegedly sent to Epstein's island and upon arrival, it was realised that he was actually a 50 yo white man rather than a child, much to the disappointment of Bill Gates .
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  ExposedFaggots.com reportedly made a listing for smartschoolboy9, this however has not been proved.