William Mutton
"Virginity is awesome!" - William Mutton
William Mutton, also known as Billy the G.O.A.T, is some random femboy 🐐 from Oregon who is also the Omniverse's 2# most frequent caller right behind 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫.
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He is also an all around nice guy. I think he saved a fat orange blob from a tree once, i don't know. He also once somehow saved someone from being tortured "bullied" by Tyeddi, an action which won him 45894654965976 medals alone for his courage and merit due to the fact alone that he stood up to Tyeddi without instantly getting gored alive.
He is a nerd and FUCKING LOVES MARIO KART WII!!!! and cums in excitement on Wiimmfimas Eve when he hears Funky Kong arrive on his Flame Runner and begins drifting down his chimney. He loves frotting with Brian Greene at Arby's locations, often resulting in most of the Arby's they frequent getting condemned by authorities. Truly heroic actions.
Unfortunately however, despite being Verne's 1# fan and his seemingly good nature, he allegedly was present on Spectacles Island, seen talking to recently manufactured eyeglasses too new for his own good. If this is true I will rip off my skin and attempt to walk on sharp knives that are also on fire in my bare flesh and bones as a circus act
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william mutton
an elderly william mutton from the 5730s
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