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꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒆙﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒀱𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒆙𒈙⸻𒐫﷽꧅ဪဪ𒈙𒆙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙꧅ဪ
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A.K.A. Normieism |
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““Made with all the love I'm legally allowed to give.”
— Tyeddi after preparing dinner (human flesh) for the Khan. This is considered legal in Beankhanland, which isn't even scratching the surface of their system.
““Booooring, this isn't violent enough.”
— Tyeddi's reaction to witnessing horrific crimes against humanity firsthand.
““Go to sleep, you silly goose!”
— Tyeddi, from a corner, before violently stabbing an NPC in the eye with a nail and hammering it through their brain. (they fucking died)
Tyeddi is just Mr Bean's teddy bear who is a haunted plush toy assassin, with the personality of what Hollywood's idea of what a "sarcastic" psychopath is.
꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽ 𒆙 ﷽ 𒀱 ﷽𒆙꧅ဪ 𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽ 𒆙 ﷽ 𒀱 ﷽﷽ 𒆙 ﷽ 𒀱 ﷽ ဪ𒈙﷽﷽ 𒆙 ﷽ 𒀱 ﷽𒐫𒆙꧅ဪ 𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽ 𒆙 ﷽ 𒀱 ﷽﷽ 𒆙 ﷽ 𒀱 ﷽﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽ 𒆙 ﷽ 𒀱 ﷽𒐫𒆙꧅ဪ 𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅
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more commonly known as ꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒆙﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒀱𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒆙𒈙⸻𒐫﷽꧅ဪဪ𒈙𒆙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙꧅ဪ (████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████), is an unnamed hyperactive, sadomasochistic, mentally unstable, and batshit insane little gremlin bitch who is also secretly an ancient horrific eldritch, demonic, and vampiric entity beyond anyone's comprehension bound to an inanimate object: a worn and rugged teddy bear named Tyeddi (ティエディちゃん, Tiedi-chan). Despite legends saying that she looks like a frail, fragile, and thin little girl. That is all cope made by weebs in an attempt to sympathise with a creature that is one of the oldest characters in all of fiction and by proxy, predates Bean Khan himself. As a being who is so old, that her anatomy is incompatible with the atmospheres of the current universe, she protected within plush vessels, like an astronaut would in space, through them, she can safely exist in a permanent liminal state between life and death where her subconsciousness can find comfort from any “owner” as the owner’s “imaginary friend” like how Bean Khan perceives her. If she were to ever leave her trapped confines, she would just simply die.
After being given to Bean Khan by his “mother” in Mongolia when he turned four-years-old, she became Bean Khan’s teddy bear, comfort object, and imaginary best friend. Unbeknownst to Bean Khan and even the lifeless and mentally dubious soul of the girl, the two meeting would be the catalyst orchestrated by Ka-Chung that would lead to Bean Khan committing 
when he turned 24 in 1205 AD. She gains the inexplicable power to breathe fire and furthermore, upon contact, the victim melts and dies instantly, which is extremely effective against NPCs, like Mrs. Simpson in school who took my toy sock duck: Pipo and never saw him again because she fucking lost him! She is so old, backstory is completely incomprehensible and contradictory (with there being multiple interpretations and theories regarding her true nature and origins). One account says she is that she is the true essence of the monozygotic twins, D̸́̿̋́õ̷̑̽̈z̶̽͐͗̓a̷̛̓́͠e̶̢̅̋̔t̵͖̋͑̚h and קเภเ๏ภ ๓๏гภ, as both are her splintered self with Lottie being the other half of Tyeddi. It unknown how and why she fragmented herself into two but many hints lead people to believe that Dotar Surk was involved. Lastly, this theory posites that her current “astronaut suit” to protect her from our most basic elements was provided to her by the pre-reincarnated version of Bean Khan and Ka-Chung as they both used her–without her being consciously aware since she has the mind a of wild animal–as the ultimate piece in an unknown puzzle to fulfill their enigmatic plans in stopping Dotar Surk and his Nugetian Meat-cycle. It is unknown what her relationship with Ka-Chung was like before he put her in a teddy bear, but it’s been implied that the two go way, WAY back. It’s likely that Ka-Chung had a sort of pet owner role when it came to how he treated her before giving her away to Bean Khan.
She is absolutely dangerous (EVEN more so than big nose tv man, and he's VERY dangero) perjaps even stronger than Bean Khan. With full certainty, she already can harm, destroy, and solo 99% of all characters in fiction, including every single SCP imaginable, combined and any other overpowered O.C. garbage like the slop found on All Dimensions Wiki. She is so powerful, she isn’t even allowed to have her own God Modes wiki page because if she did, it would make the entire wiki pointless because no character would ever be able to outmatch her. She’s also fucking crazy and will mercilessly torture and kill anyone without much thought, and finds direct pleasure from doing so, often fingering Freddies while doing so with a quirky, smug, and or sadistic one-liner either before, during, or after committing such actions. Due to how important she is within the lore of the entirety of the Omniverse, she’s technically the de facto main character of all fiction by narrative definition.
Though there is an ever-so slight slither of hope that Tom Green one day could just find her and set the doll on fire and then poof, she's dead.
General Information and Characteristics
❤︎ Personality and Traits
As expressed before, she is a hyperactive, sadomasochistic, and compulsive little gremlin with a warped, backwards sense of morality. Embodying contradiction itself. She sees murder, serial killing, torture, destruction, madness, and pure anarchy as sources of joy, fascination, and even as an art form; Despite her mannerisms make her appear soulless and robotic, but underneath that silence is an unpredictable, brutally sardonic and dangerously thrill seeking monster, combining the dual natures of "day" and "night." 90% of times, Tyeddi is mute and doesn't speak and as such, communicates purely through body language, miming, or unhinged text messages.
As a whole, her personality is both pure and cruel, and she'll definitely be inclined to repay cruelty with cruelty but if she receives benevolence, she will repay it back with apathy. To her, killing is no different than it would be to pick a flower or step on an ant. In the end, she takes an unseeable pride with appearing scary, and does whatever feels right in the moment which leads to her being the weirdest thing imaginable.
She is also known for being heavily air-headed, with a penchant for simple amusements, and a somewhat oblivious nature that even people like Ka-Chung have annoyingly referred to as "stupid." For example, she appears to genuinely believes that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 is cheese–despite all evidence to the contrary–she also thinks cutting out a deaf person's ear will make them not deaf anymore (dumbass bitch lol), and she remains blissfully unable of to solve the CAPTCHAs on this site (I don't blame her.) Additionally, she appears to be somewhat oblivious to the gravity of any task assigned to her by Bean Khan. She always responds to his orders of destruction and killing with an eager and brisk attitude like it's some golem, which shows how close she is to him and fulfill her duties as a toy/stuffed animal without fully comprehending the implications of any of her tasks, since she genuinely doesn't give a single fuck about mass murder. Still, there are SOME moments where Tyeddi LOCKS tf in and proves to be more smart than she lets on. She can go giga-brained mode on anyone when she feels like it and show an insane amount of knowledge. Examples include the fact that she can read the emotions and thoughts of animals from body language. she can construct functional and anatomically accurate hearts from just pure sugar, and the recurring gag throughout the story where her knack for noticing small details like an autist that no one else notices help solve mysteries.
When NPCs can't handle her being mute, they delude themselves into think that Tyeddi possesses an exuberant, animated voice, and an innate comedic allure that infuses everything she does with panache. When contained inside of a plush, she's immune to the elements, down to even the most life threatening. She has the uncanny ability to slip under locked doorways with the grace of a cockroach, expertly unlocking them and greeting the world on the other side with the doll's smile that never changes, clinging to the door's edge. Overall, Tyeddi has gained notoriety within the entirety of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 community for her unsettling and disturbing tendencies that sends shivers down the spines of all, except Mr.Bean. One particularly disturbing habit is how aloof and unchanging she looks, whether she's sitting in silence for the length of time Tom Green has been alive, to collecting the lifeless bodies of every dead body she comes across or kills herself. A Mongolian once observed a disconcerting level of emptiness in her while eating god's children.
As you could tell, her methods of killing are always extremely graphic and brutal, such as stabbing her victims' eyes out, bisecting and decapitating them, disemboweling them, and cutting their Achilles tendons so they cannot run.
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Trivia❤︎ Story
- She has chronic hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
- [INSERT ALL THE CRAZY SHIT YOU NIGGAS CAN COME UP WITH]