Perkins Miller

Perkins Miller
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Real Name	Adolf Perkins Miller
Alias(es)	The Führer of Fandom
Species	Homo sapien
Sex	Male
Relative(s)	Adolf Duckler (father;deceased)
Residence	Little Saint James, U.S. Virgin Islands
Occupation(s)	Dicktator (formerly) CEO (formerly)

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— Perkins Miller

Adolf Perkins Miller (アドルフ・パーキンス・ミラー, Adorufu Pākinsu Mirā) is the son of Adolf Duckler and an accomplice of Jeffrey Epstein. He is a ruthless dictator and the CEO of one of the worst websites of all time known as FANDOM. Perkins is known for ruling FANDOM with an ire fist, only caring about the money his wiki farm generates, as seen by all the aggressive, memory intensive and battery draining ads littered around, should you not install adblock (which you should.) He also allows only the worst and most unimportant wikis to be hosted on his site like the Pooh's Adventures wiki, the Scary Logo wiki, the Crossover Time wiki, and many others; all made to be consoomed and farmed, rather than to inform or experiment.

Image showcasing Perkins being a known accomplice to Jane's death. Watching sadistically and slowly letting her die so she doesn't get in his ways.

All the good wikis that intend to be an actual wiki have all abandoned FANDOM for fucking them over with the limited edit restrictions that allows Pooh's Adventures fans to pooh on their pages and the aforementioned lack of control the farm provides with FANDOM itself having a tendency to use the popular wikis to advertise their sponsors with false information, and overall FANDOM just doing crazy shit with warnings more brief than the length of my stubby pecker (and commonly, they just do shit even without a warning.) These are the multiple reasons why so many wikis have migrated over to other wiki farms/created an independent one.

One of the only good wikis on his website were the Theodore Tugboat Adventures wiki, the Neo Scary Godmother wiki, and the Gambian Holiday wiki. However, the Theodore Tugboat Adventures wiki had been abandoned since June 2024, the Gambian Holiday wiki had been killed by FANDOM itself, and now is now hosted on an independent domain, after Dung Eater reposted a graphic version of the Jaiden Animations page of her receiving pedo shit onto the wiki just for da evulz (Why FANDOM didn't just delete the page instead of the entire wiki which wasn't even freaky to begin with is beyond anyone's guess), and finally, Neo Scary Godmother got nuked in spring of 2024 by his minions: Kimberton, Captain Pingu, and ShadeTheVulpix306 because he was jealous and angry that such a wiki had remained as the only good parts of his website that couldn't die naturally. When the members of the Neo Scary Godmother wiki tried to revive the wiki, Perkins bribed one of the main admins named Zaphr to join the NPC Alliance and make the Neo Scary Godmother complete garbage so Zaphr could become the supreme dicktator and ruler of the aforementioned wiki. Afterwards, everyone else abandoned the wiki and it's been complete shit since late Summer of 2024.

Similar to Captain Pingu, Perkins Miller is also a closeted homosexual who likes getting pegged by Buck Cluck.

Eventually in November of 2024, Perkins started hearing rumors that a new wiki known as the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki was actually making funny, original, unique, satirical, controversial, and interesting content that wasn't just slop and he was furious. This was done by using the power of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ism which Perkins had heard rumors before from other NPC higher-ups but he never knew it was this strong. Seeing how strong 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's influence had become on the wiki and knowing how 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ism was a symbol of anti-FANDOM establishment, he had to get rid of him and his followers quick. Perkins hired both his fanboys, LsMark49 and Spongefan511 to censor any form of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 articles. Unfortunately, after the many efforts of the REAL Donald J Trump trying to defend the wiki from NPC FANDOM propaganda and cast LsMark49 to the shadow realm, Perkins Miller was able to unblock LsMark49 and assassinated the REAL Donald J Trump for daring to be an admin on his website and go against his tyrannical rules.

The Fanon Wikis' Judgment Month

After 2025 began, Miller once again tried deleting the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki but unfortunately for him though, he was still too weak as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and Bart Simpson cast an anti-deletion shield onto the wiki. Miller was furious over how the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 were still active and unafraid of his power and decided enough was enough and vowed to purge any and ALL wikis from being too crude and offensive to him. He decided he needed to invest more in A.I. with the help of his allied NPC backers, Donald Trump and Elon Musk to govern and spy on all of his wikis but unfortunately due to how fucking costly and expansive A.I. is to run, he needed to delete many wikis that he actually liked to achieve his goals. So, he finally deleted the Pooh's Adventures wiki with a great pain in his heart. The Supernanny Fanon wiki was also killed in this cascade.

After gaining immense power from the countless data centers across United States, achieving his A.I. army, and getting tired of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society's shit, Miller would hire elite SOAP bots to assassinate the great Oswald Floridian and Rfhreh. This would result in the immense war against Fandom SOAP members and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 terrorists. Sometime later, the anti-deletion shield was unfortunately destroyed by Miller's many soldiers and sent his waifu, Sannse Cushway, to delete the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki for all eternity.

Retirement, Whereabouts, and Legacy

Perkins would retire in February of 2026 after the immense stress and trauma Perkins received after the countless wars he fought during the two years of being a CEO for a website. He would announce Jay Sullivan as his succesor and the new dictator of FANDOM. It is unknown what happened to Perkins afterwards and if he even is alive. As of now, his legacy continues on with Sullivan contionously blocking all of Ozzie's alt accounts whenever Oz makes a new one.

Many of the other fanon wikis that aren't popular survived under FANDOM's nose, but time will have each purged one by one someday...