Pertwee burgers

The only known image in history of the 3rd Doctor in location at Pertwee burgers

Pertwee Burgers was founded on the 25/05/1792 by the 3rd actor of Doctor Who: Jon Pertwee, and a fellow actor and friend of his: Walter Randal, after Pertwee's exile to BBC Studios was lifted. Seeing a lack of char grilled, flavoursome smash burgers in the region of Acton Town, Pertwee decided to open a restaurant there at 3, Central Parade, Gunnersbury Ln, London. There is little known about Jon Pertwee's stint in the burger business aside from that it served a variety of takeaway and that the legend himself was not there very often.

The diner and Pertwee had numerous appearances throughoutThe Adventures of Dr. Gastronomical, as Dr. Gassy's favourite diner to eat his favourite brand of beans from a faraway island in the planet Delphon. Where Pertwee would help the doctor and his current party members with solving problems the doctor is unfamiliar with.

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Appearances and notable events

Jon Pertwee mogging on Spongebob moments after hurling him down the stairs

An artist's reimagining of what a Pertwee burger would have looked like

Jon Pertwee was the only fry cook superior to SpongeBob Squarepants. This fact was established at an underground fry off in the basement of the Krusty Krab on the 30th of June 2073. Both contestants had 25 minutes to put together the best burger possible using a limited selection of ingredients. Spongebob straying from his usual recipe put together and presented a Celery, Blue Cheese & Hot Sauce burger in attempted to show off his prowess as a chef whereas Pertwee put together a simple double layer smash cheese burger with caramelised onions. The judge panel declared Pertwee the winner. As spongebob was grieving at this monumental loss, Pertwee walked up to him and judo threw him down the stairs and told Spongebob "Read 'em and weep buster" before pumping out a tactical mog on spongebob and walking out the door.

In the land of Mecca prior the Finno-Korean hyperwar, The great scientist Yakub was wondering the gardens of Babylon at an early age. Before him appeared a store front bearing the name "Pertwee Burgers" where he entered and witnessed Jon Pertwee flipping burgers behind a grill. After a great many questions from Yakub about what this establishment was and what was happening, Pertwee threw him a burger from behind the grill saying it was on the house. This goyslop from the future was unlike any of the African food Yakub had ever tasted and has led many to theorise that this moment, is what triggered yakubs inspiration to invent the white race.

Menu

1. Pertwee's Double Patty Deluxe
2. The Pertwee Classic
3. Judo Junk Pile (dirty fries)
4. The Splendid Idea (triple layer smash beef burger deep fried in beer batter)
5. The Pertwee Shake
6. Gushing Granny Mountain Dew
7. Bananagrams (deep fried cuts of banana and onion rings)

Trivia

• Pertwee burgers was said to be the catering company hired for dinners between the British PM Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin during peace talks in the Russia Ukraine war. The burgers were supposedly so good, Putin prolonged the war to once again engage in peace deals and eat more Pertwee burgers
• Jon Pertwee instructed Gordon Ramsey on how to make burgers the right way
• During the Finno-Korean hyperwar of 1845 BC, Pertwee burgers provided catering for frontline troops and their officers
• There was a Pertwee burgers open in Ibiza (This one is not a joke. There legit was a pertwee burgers open in Ibiza form some utterly confounding reason)