Penid

Peneveld (often anglicized as Penid) is the mythological founder and alleged first king of the Kingdom of Elgoog. He is the most important, principal figure of Elgoogese mythology and Penidism. He ruled inside of a giant shoe-shaped penthouse called the Usingofu that's mounted on the top of a steep cliff called Mount Moiim, named after his father who was a horny mountain god.

Etymology

The name Penid comes from the Elgoogese Peneveld ("heroic"), which in turn comes from Peskyese Benirvebreloo ("no mercy, merciless") which comes from Proto-Faameer-Peskyese ΑΜΑΝΙΑΓΟ ("My wife left me and took the kids")