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Pato
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Alias(es)	Dexter Fishery and his friends but better
Pronouns	He/Him
Birth date	18th of March, 1981
Friends	Pocoyo Elly Donald Duck Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star (usually) Sandy Cheeks Lelouch Lamperouge Coop Mr. Krabs (occasionally) Suzuki Mizuki Natsuki Ozu (love interest)
Enemies	SpongeBob (sometimes) Patrick Star (sometimes) Plankton NPC Alliance
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Pato is a godly character in the SpongeBob SquarePants (fanon series) that saved the series from Ken Penders, CommanderNemex, and their awful OCs in the later seasons. While Daffy Duck would be a figure more insane than the Joker who was somehow right, Daring Duck would be the morally ambiguous duck that opposed norms, Pato would be one of the few people on the heroic side to side with the freakers and was outcasted to the Troll Empire along with other former heroes that didn't join the Satanists but also hated the NPCs before joining the Society. As he would seek to embrace freaky absurdism, he would be rejected by the Good Society forcing himself to control his own crew by himself in opposition to tyrannical NPC dogma. Being the more moral counterpart to Daffy, he is a magestic looking duck with a fashionable and luxurious green hat that make all the girls want to plough his duckussy. He is sometimes a bit rude, but deep down he has a caring personality for the ones he calls family (awwwwww). He is first introduced in the episode "Godly Family" within the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki along with his homies, Pocoyo and Elly and then again in his own show Fanboy & Chum Chum: Duck Family a slice of life spin-off of Fanboy & Chum Chum. He has two friends Chip and Skip that hang around with him when doing background activities however they were eventually replaced with Lelouch and Coop. Meanwhile Edward, a jealous Platypus, would later join the League of Gangstas to get his old friends back from Pato's chadness. Mizuki Ozu would become his main friend after attempting to save her from Vexter Finchard, an insane Bob Page like tyrant who saught to industrialize Bikini Bottom with an iron fist while sucking it's resources dry and putting the leprechaun girlfriend he saved in tyranny having been responsible for making her miserable. Vexter would then go on to defame Pato as a pedophile despite not really being sexually interested in Mizuki Ozu at least not until the 5720s when he would get FreakyBob to suck Mizuki Ozu's DNA and splice it within Magimother's womb to form Suzuki Mizuki Natsuki Ozu, a Freakture Leprechaun hybrid produced by FreakyBob to keep Pato from being isolated as one of the few heroes to side with the Freakers.

Biography

Pato was born on the 18th of March in 1981 and would later become amazing friends with Pocoyo and Elly. When his time isn't spent with his friends though, he usually likes to be found watering his garden or other plants showcasing his love for nature and gardening. He also has the cool ass unique ability to shape and bend his body to the way he desires and can even give himself flight or be used like a tool. Now that's fr*cking EPIC!

The Rebellion Arc

It all started during a former NPC base in Britain, Lelouch Lamperouge saw the data corruption spread, a mysterious dark cloud of corrupt digital data that Pato had fought and seen many times, it was M'. Lelouch's Geass flared, freezing NPC generals in their tracks as Pato unleashed chaos among their soldiers. Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield, the corrupted lynx Loonix, once a champion of the Anti-NPC Alliance, bounty hunter for the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society. and a member of the Chosen Ones prior to his transformation but now a Neo Satanist driven by twisted ideologies, clashed with Natsuki. Her Aether crystals pulsed with raw, reality-warping energy as she tried to hold off Loonix’s frenzied attacks.

Above the battlefield, the dark cloud swirled, and a faint silhouette began to take form within it. What had once been an unidentifiable mass bore a disturbingly humanlike presence. It was M', though it seemed to radiate an unsettling shift. The data streams that flowed from it carried not just corruption but a haunting melody—a melancholic tune that whispered secrets of its identity. Those attuned to the digital essence of this world felt the melody burrow into their minds, a song of betrayal and longing, a song comprised of several distorted poems that echo.

Lelouch Lamperouge stood atop the shattered remains of an ancient digital fortress, his signature cape fluttering as he extended a hand to Pato the Duck. "Pato," Lelouch began, his voice commanding and filled with determination, "the NPC Alliance has grown too powerful, but with your agility and unique wit, we can dismantle their hold on this realm." After Lelouch and Pato become best friends, Pato's took in interest in programming and now uses this skill along with Lelouch's genius to help Natsuki reach her peak as a companion.

Attacking the Soul Matrix Arc

After Pato and Lelouch joined Coop in space battles using his giant mechs, they uncovered a critical mission. Good Bob and his friends were on a quest to protect the soul-matrix trap, a powerful pocket dimension under siege by the Forces of the 9th Dimension.

During their journey, they discovered that Mr. Krabs was no longer just a small-time businessman but a rising industrial tyrant. They also learned of "the Dance of Petals" conspiracy, a project to create and puppet an artificial life form who was always manufactured as a puppet thinking that he had power. Unlike the harsh and critical forum posters, Pato showed genuine kindness and affection toward the Finchard Estate, expressing his care through heartfelt gestures. However, Vexter Finchard remained trapped in his delusions, believing that he deserved to rule the Krusty Krab as it's new owner taking it towards the direction of technology all built with the purpose of maintaining a fabricated life. SpongeBob had rejected Vexter's employment believing his reliance on automation is a threat to the very soul of the Krusty Krab. Vexter would then go on to rely on what he know was his only master, a scientist by the name of Pucci Kurotsuchi who had been through the realm of the living and dead. Vexter was going to bring the end of SpongeBob's "soul mate." Seeking to rule over Good Bob and turn him into his apprentice, Pucci and Marluxia kept him alive for the purpose of studying and spying on humanity on a massive scale. Mr. Krabs would sign a deal with Pucci slowly eating away his humanity. Mr. Krabs would then escape his fate bringing himself to make a deal with the Flying Dutchman however Pucci and Marluxia would keep track of Mr. Krabs dying health. Eventually Krabs would snap and Vexter would secretly try to prevent Mr. Krabs from bankruptcy. Mr. Krabs had to do anything now to save his ass and Pato became a small hero in trying to stop the destructive path of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs however would still be forced to make background deals with shady unseen characters being employed by Mr. Krabs to eliminate inefficiencies and cut costs.

Adding to his inner turmoil was Vexter's artificial girlfriend—someone he thought was not only "real" but a tool to enslave and merge to become God. Vexter had become a pawn of the Imperium, enslaved by its influence, yet clinging desperately to the illusion of his current life. Vexter was wealthy and could use anyone as disposable pawns. Pato, deeply concerned for Vexter's well-being, worried he would never see Vexter break free from his delusions and embrace his true self. This concern weighed heavily on Pato, as the battle against the Imperium loomed closer.

Appearance

Season 1

1. Godly Family ^(debut)
2. P̸̨̨̯̮̩͂a̵̫̦̻͊t̸͇͉̫͋̍o̴̥͙̮̍̐͊́̆'̴̢̛̩̱̠̲̍͝ṡ̶͓̣̖̱͒̚͠ ̷̖̎̌̄ͅṊ̵͈̝̆̔͝e̷͖̝̘̫̚w̷̭͙̿̑ ̸̛̣̌͆F̴͉͊́͒̈̓r̶̲͇͍͇͐͗̃̅ͅi̶͚̓̎e̵̠̙͙̓̎n̵̦͉̰̗̤͗d̴̪͔̱̫̝̂s̴͎̈́͘
3. Restraining Order 2: Electric Boogaloo
4. PizzaGate
5. Pato and the 17 Robots
6. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Food
7. Astolfo's Pizzeria
8. Waluigi's Taco Stand
9. Return to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂land ^(cameo)
10. Muscular Pato
11. No Pictures Please 7
12. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Patty ^(cameo)
13. A Life in a Day 547
14. Ohio Makin'
15. I Can't Feel My Dick
16. Hannah Please, Don't Take The Kids
17. I Miss Them So Fucking Much
18. Hot Steamy 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Roblox E-Sex II

Season 2

1. The New(er) President, Part 1
2. The New(er) President, Part 2
3. The New(er) President, Part 3
4. The New(er) President, Part 4
5. Pato's Fancy Ice Cream
6. SquidBob TentaclePants
7. Swamp Camp
8. Pato's Therapy
9. The Secret Diaries
10. The God's Arcade
11. Playin' 92722823003842278838748320938473802384477338474640384738227482993 Hours
12. Yearbook Madness II: The Squeakquel
13. Let's Meet Amy
14. Pato's Crazy Valentine's, Part 1: The Party
15. Pato's Crazy Valentine's, Part 2: Jealously
16. Pato's Crazy Valentine's, Part 3: Monika vs. Nancy
17. Pato's Crazy Valentine's, Part 4: Breakdown

Season 3

1. Pato's Guide to Antivirus
2. Pato's Sandwich
3. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-Con
4. Pato and Cade
5. The Date
6. Selling Out 69
7. Pato and the High Five, TOO SLOW!
8. Dan and Cade's Fast Food
9. The Game Fuckers
10. These 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Teens
11. Nancy's Missing (Again)
12. Nancy VS Doki Doki Literature Club II: Electric Boogaloo
13. A Pool for Ducks
14. Dan's Gaming School
15. Boating Buddies
16. The Goon Song
17. Shit Show

Relatives

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  Pato's distant cousin, Anatis Ducksworth

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  Pato's distant cousin, Anatra Ducksworth

Trivia

• Pato is sometimes helping Lelouch in making games to fund the rebellion.
• Edward Platypus is currently one of his rivals and has joined the NPC Alliance. Edward is described as a wannabe Chad and currently runs operations promoting Anchor Arms to give losers a chance of appearing Chad.
• Chip and Skip are cooler than Tsubuyakky and Suzukky.
• He is aware that Natsuki might have ties to the Imperium's plans and often works with Lelouch in battles against Jordan Von Strangle and the Imperium of Gods plans to hide their origins.
• It is a well known fact that Pato is 100% better and sexier then Dexter Fishery.