Meira
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-Your Freaky Power belongs to me | ||
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Alias(es) |
The Mysterious Samurai | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Birth date |
August 3rd | |
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Birth place |
Gensokyo | |
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Occupation(s) |
Samurai | |
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Affiliation(s) |
She is affiliated with nobody | |
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Enemies |
Freaky Society | |
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Sex |
Female | |
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Sexuality |
Lo-Lo-Lo-LESBIAN! | |
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Nationality |
Gensokyian | |
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Alignment |
Chaotic Neutral | |
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Status |
Alive | |
Meira is a Character from Touhou 2 Eastern Wonderland and a minor antagonist in the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Saga She Is a mysterious samurai from the Touhou PC-98 Universe who is trying to acquire the Freaky Power for herself so she can Rizz up Reimu to have hot lesbian sex with her and finally fulfil her 28 year long mission to steal The Hakurei Power. She is Considered to be a Yandere anti villain by the audience besides that shes basically known for not being aligned to any faction as Meira is doing this for herself and nobody else. Most of the cast absolutely hates her guts due to the atrocities she's done to both society and NPC alliance but she continues it everyday for one reason and its simple she wants the damn Hakurei Power. She is also the one responsible for the death of Mooch. She also hates Magimilf and Koragg for some reason as During chapter 2 her attacks are usually targeted towards MagiMilf and Koragg but that might be due to her hatred for shields.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Part 1X[edit | edit source]
Origins[edit | edit source]
28 years ago Meira was relaxing in the PC-98 Gensokyo she was just some nobody Samurai from the human village in a time of peace without any incidents Meira couldn't have fun slaughtering Youkai and not follow spell card rules. But one day Meira heard rumors of a Shrine called the Hakurei Shrine and it's power. Meira wanted to acquire this power but it was more like she wanted to take the power in order to break the Hakurei barrier and make herself more powerful. And Meira realized "If I defeat the shrines maiden in combat I will gain her power". So one night Meira put her plan into action and Ambushed Reimu Hakurei Claiming that She has come for the Hakurei power and Reimu thinking She was a dude said "Have me instead" this Embarrassed Meira a lot and tried to explain that she has came for her power not Her but yet again Reimu said some Flirty stuff which made Meira reveal shes a girl but still Reimu is flirting with her. In a state of embarrassment Meira began her fight with Reimu but she got completely destroyed by the Hakurei's power so She decided to run away stating that she would return for the power one day.
After the battle Meira would begin going full yandere mode for Reimu because she decided to accept the Reira stuff and Meira began to obsess over the Hakurei Power and Reimu Hakurei herself. Meira Would keep losing her fucking mind until she was sucked through a portal which sent her into the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Galaxy which was caused by Rin Satsuki escaping her imprisonment from Yukari's gap dimension by no-clipping out of Gensokyo. Meira sensed there was a very strong power in the galaxy and decided to make it her quest to search for this power because if she steals it she could be able to seduce Reimu and Acquire the Hakurei's power. And thus began Meira's Trail of Despair in the freaky world.
Part 2X[edit | edit source]
Freaky Saga[edit | edit source]
During the start of the first chapter in the Viva La Fegel Arc Meira is on her quest to acquire the freaky power now and during the search for it she was approached by AkibaYellow who was being a fucking otaku and saying stupid otaku shit this Makes Meira mad so she attacks her but then a comically large piano falls on her which surprisingly doesn't kill Meira. After being one of the many victims of Hermann Fegelein's antics she decided to release her anger by slaughtering a village full of NPCs while looting anything valuable this would lead her to be put on the most wanted list for the NPC Alliance
Chapter 1[edit | edit source]
CwC Siege[edit | edit source]
During the siege of CWCville Meira appeared and ambushed Magimilfs big dick husband Koragg in the Darkness but the fight would only last only a few minutes because Koragg pulled out a shield and blocked her Danmaku and Strikes this Got Meira Pissed and demanded he put the shield down and fight like a honorable person but Koragg ignored her pleas and kept using the shield against her so Meira ran away in anger. Due to her delusions she thought those two were protecting the Freaky power so she added her to the list of targets.
for a while she began to wander off into the darkest of places but she began building up true hatred for the freaky society for constantly foiling her plans to get married to Reimu so she decided to use her ambushing skills to attack them when they were most vulnerable.
Chapter 2[edit | edit source]
Agency Suppression Mission[edit | edit source]
During the agency Suppression mission arc Meira finally got her chance to Damage the Freakies during their big battle against the Agency against the freaky society Meira hid in the shadows and looked at the weak members and realized what she could do and it was simple she would kill the biggest slut of the society with that being Mooch and due to Hidan and the others being to focused on the annihilator Squadron and elite members to focus on their weak members so she waited for the perfect time to strike and When she saw Bayman break Mizuki Ozu's arm she knew it was her time to strike she jumped down from the roof of the building and stabbed Mooch from Undertale Yellow Directly in the chest and grinned at her during her final moments killing Mooch before finally taking the sword out of her chest kicking her down and spitting on her corpse to insult her some more. Mulmangcho appears trying to get some data on the whole situation and just saw Meira stab Mooch but Mulmangcho fails to kill Meira because she disappeared shortly after with extreme speed. Moments later Starlo was informed about his girlfriends death and swears he'll kill Meira one day.
After crippling the Society sex wise Meira began her next course of action which is a plan to find Reimu and finally get the Hakurei power but she realized that the Freaky Society wants her dead and Meira decided the best course of action is to lay low for a while.
Meira Vs Makoto Shishio[edit | edit source]
WIP
Other Arcs[edit | edit source]
She keeps on ambushing Koragg and Magimilf During Bloodsport freakytale part 2 she would meet the The Twins where she fought against them but she got overpowered by them and soon got an axe to the chest area and a 308. round to her leg but she was barely able to escape with her life but however left her Katana behind. After patching herself up she would retrieve her katana in Bloodsport Freakytale Part 3
While alone in her home she would add The knight sisters, The Twins,Shrap,Dan McNeely and Starlo to her kill list as she felt they were threats to her plan to get freaky with Reimu she also added Annalise and her girlfriend River to the list for no other reason than she was going full angry yandere Samurai gal mode and believed that if she cant have Reimu then nobody would.
Meira also began doing some silly magician shit to keep her mind off the whole I want to commit a massive slaughter for Reimu
This would all lead up to what she would do in chapter 3 which was to finally after 28 years Return to Gensokyo.
Chapter 3[edit | edit source]
Meira Kidnaps a random Cat[edit | edit source]
During Chapter 3 she kidnapped some yin yang cat for some reason stating it would be the next step in her acquiring the freaky and Hakurei power
Gensokyo Crisis Arc - Meira Route[edit | edit source]
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Chapter 4?[edit | edit source]
In Chapter 4 Meira gets into a 2v1 against The knight sisters and would later get into a super duper awesome fight against Starlo where she would yet again escape demise yet again by tatically ambushing and retreating out of all the chapters this is the one where Meira is a recurring threat.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- This version of Meira is considered the highest quality joke character on the Touhorror Teahouse Wiki the link
- Unlike Meira her counterpart and other PC-98 samurai Konngara is freaky and is making it her mission to put an end to Meira's madness as Meira has caused so much chaos just because she wanted to have sesbian lex with REIMU and complete her decades long quest of stealing the hakurei power
- She might be secretly working with Courtney
- She has plans that involve attacking Kumoko
- the reason for her attacking opponents stronger than her is because Meira has a case of the "Fuck it we ball" mentality
- Despite hating the Ozu family she doesn't attack Mizuki Ozu at all stating that she is not a demon and she would never attack the sand eater. Meira is one of the rare few villains that don't attack the 12 year old autistic girl for no reason whatsoever
- Meira's isn't really a hated character despite having the hated character category she's only hated because she killed Mooch.
- Meira is Depressed
- Meira is also poor.
- Meira could possibly beat god of 9 Trent
- Meira Got her boobs flattened at the Ball Crushing Factory
- She has plans to kill Kumoko
- Meira killed Mooch in Undertale Yellow
- Meira sometimes babysits Mizuki despite Magimilf not wanting her to be around her daughter.
