Juandice

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“	Juandice after the doctors told him he had Jaundice	”
-Nah fam, im good

“	Juandice after killing a whole race	”
-hi, I'm just a kid

“	Juandice	”
-I pray to our Lord, Donald Trump, everyday so he won't sacrifice me to the liberal dungeon.

“	Dalv	”
-This guy does not believe in communism, what a dork!

Juandice
[[File: Juandice Real Juandice REALL Juandice |image|230px]]
"this shit has gone deep"
Alias(es)	Clover(By Everyone I think)
Species	Immortal Human
Pronouns	I ain't a liberal
Birth date	yes
Education	None
Sex	Non-Binary Redneck
Sexuality	Pan
Nationality	Confederate
Ethnicity	Confederate
Height	Smol
Weight	What?
Complexion	Caucasian
Status

Juandice Undertale, better known as Juandice or just Clover, is a NON-LIBERAL cowboy unlike Starlo the freak. He has terminally chronic Juandice just like Yellow Sans and possibly any Simpsons characters that's not white. Juandice is a redeemed villain in the SpongeBob Fanon Lore and the Freaky Saga due to him killing monsters and Furries. SpongeBob and Freaky Bob thinks he is a liberal WHICH IS NOT TRUE! He also has fucked 9i349083208998034098238940234908089438094890342893492800984238902349083980029890823498034290843280940982430934289034280934298908342980324980324980324934292980340928348092348904320982 vending machines.

The vending machine in question

^-^

He is immortal.......

He really hates Kanako, Martlet, and Mooch.

He is non binary but we will use He/Him pronouns because idgaf.

He is best friends with Yellow Sans and Flowery.

He's also the Main Character in Lesbiantale(spin off SpongeBob game in 2023)

juandice is sad boi in Lesbiantale

Freaky Saga

Juandice and his friends against the cowardly Ceroba

Juandice was introduced in the main series in SpongeBob Dimensions, Season 3 in the episode "The Yellow Soul" where the episode was dedicated to him killing a bunch of people(killed a fake decoy of Starlo and almost killed Ceroba but she fled while Duster was watching) before being tamed by the Unholy Trio(those bastards.....). He eventually retreated to the Forbidden Caves(where Ceroba retreated) and saw Mr. Game & Watch kill Ceroba. As he watched, he can only be distressed.......

art by Lluc_Riberax's friend and *sigh* e254e....

After that, Juandice considered going to Pacify and now he has learned his lesson. He immediately reports this to the police but they don't give a shit so after that, he told the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society about this and they immedialtly fled off to avenge Ceroba even though Dan kicked her ass and she did poison Kanako to a Chimera but that doesn't matter since they know where the GW is at. Mr. Bean saw potential to this lad and invited him as a low-ranking member but than the 420 year old cowboy proved at the practice stuff that he is capable of being a major member and now he is a major member

Later on, Juandice gets in a side-mission with Starlo in a random BFDI Episode where they need to spread Freakiness across Goikyland, after a whole montage of doing challenges and manipulating dumb contestants like everyone in this bunch, it comes to them as the final two....

why

Starlo kills Juandice but then realizes that Juandice can never die! The Freaky Society just hitted a gold mine with that information and uses him for revival activities but now he's being targeted by others for revival energy with his being infinite.

Norm

Juandice-Norm

Damn Juandice

damn...juandice.....