Jebediah Megablood XXI
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Jebediah P. Ness Fleshhacker Hemorrhoids Megablood XXI AKA Judge Megablood AKA the man who sold the world for five quid is a minor antagonist/protagonist/deuteragonist/tritagonist/tertatagonist/pre-order bonus featured in Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer: Chaos Devil 666.
Early Life
Jebediah grew up in Murdertown, Shitaly where his father was a crime boss in the crime mafia where he would do crimes like committing crime. One day, he put down the chainsaw and listened to the radio brando when suddenly the song Here Come The Judge by Pigmeat Markham came on. That's when he decided he will become a Judge in the future so he could outlaw gay crimes like murder and rape and loitering and only allow awesome and pure evil crimes like handling salmon in suspicious circumstances and letting donkeys sleep in bathtubs.
Law Career
One day, actually not day it was a dark night of a blood moon, he broke into the law school of goody two shoes (founded by the cringe bitch of the same name) and threatened to kill the principle if he doesn't make him a student. He refused so Jeb killed him murderously, to which he then heard applause form the shadows and the real principal came out who was Judge Megablood XX and revealde that this wass a clandestine school in the middle of the dark woods where witches and werewolves and yokai live were judges AND assassins were trained and then he trained Jeb and named him his successor, Judge Megablood XXI. At age 11 he was already greatest killer who took down high profile targets like Jeff the Killer and Slenderman and sentenced 100000000 loiterers to death.
The great Jeb-pression
As a celebrity Judge Jeb had everything in the world: Money, currency, dollars, dosh, women, whores, hookers, bitches, drugs, narcotics, illegal substances and most importantly ZAZA. But that wasn't enough fo him. Even seeing all his enemies suffer behind bars and being forced to pick up the soap didn't tickle his jimmy. It's was truly ogre. He went to the hardware store, bought himself a 666m rope, went home and tried to overdose on it. But when that didn't work he saw a spark of hope and called the semen retention hotline, who helped him overcame his innard demons (he was having diarrhea that day). Later that night he found his newest passion: Chainsaw Kendo. With this newfound skill his everyday activities became much easier. Things such as fending off hellhounds sent by Christiano Diablo Ronaldo (whom he imprisoned), grocery shopping, taking crust off pizzas, getting past airport at the security and installing new windows in his house (he doesn't like iOS). His chainsaw Kendo skills also made him able to cut off Kumalala's arms and legs with a chainsaw and take a bite out of his jugular vein, allowing obacchio to be let off scott the woz free
Life after the Universe Reset
When Shadowlord Obacchiom unleashed the devil's concerto in the form of the universe reset button after becoming GODbacchio, Jewb was actually carried over to 2Bacchio.