Golden Freddy
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Frederic d'Oro aka Freddy Fazbear Prime aka Feddy aka Har Har HaHarHar HarHar HarHar Har is a plot device that is used to explain deep lore of Obacchio and the protagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 5: Golden Wind if it was good. A powerful stand user and one of the first Heavenly Children of the Stand Meteorite to get manifested, Golden Freddy ruled the forces of Ying and Yang, trying to keep the balance of Universe's soy cucks and badass evildoers. Used to wield a stand [ I Want To Be Black ].
The Mamma Mia Meteori Incidenti
The landing of the Heavenly Stand Meteorite (ital. Mamma Mia Meteori Meat-a-ball Incidenti) was the world-shaping event when 14 and a 0.5 heavenly children of the stand meteorite got manifested during the contact with the human subconscious. Golden Freddy was the third one to be manifested, coming from the collective vision of children thinking how amazing FNAF lore is (in reality it isn't), producing one of the most powerful creatures to grace this planet.
After the Heavenly Stand Meteorite cooled down in the Mediterranean sea and turned into Sicily he decided that the world sucks and needed some mafia in this hoe to inspire the greatest movies of all times: Sopranos, The Godfather and creating Mazu Martzu cheese gyros.
Creation of the Mafia
At the beningi there was nothing... No pizza, no cacio e pepe and no carzu martzu pizza smell to smell... But then came Golden Freddy. He made Italian Mafia great again. First he infiltrated Italian police to establish deep corruption in its ranks and ravaged the newly formed Sicily italian community and keeping them as poor as possible to proliferate the mafia influence over the region. From Sicily it spread like a good spread of Carzu Martzu cheese over a freshly backed ciabatta.
Frederic became the first Godfather and the Head of the Mafia. Ruling over the secret corrupt operations all over the Italia and other irrelevant shit around it he was the most powerful mafioso of his time. A Gang Star, if you will. During his mafia years he killed at least 24932905248378753295237523 people who were putting bananas and pineapples on pizza, leveling up his stand to lvl 20 and collecting all the epic boons from the optional rule found in Dungeon Master's Guide for 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons.
After getting this powerful he stepped down and gave his place to Jean Claude Parmigiano Reggiano of Ciccioli Frolli and travelled around the world killing civilians, establishing Freddy's Family Diner and using a long stick to poke sleeping people to make them wake up in the middle of the night.
Involvement in Albanian government coup
Frederic had a play during the establishment of Hoxha's government during his later years due to Luigizotto being so fucking cool he singlehandedly tipped the scales in favor of badass antihero grey morality OC's so he decided to gift Hoxha Hoxha's car by setting the events in the way so the Car chooses Hoxha as its Wielder. During several months of gaslighting he turned a based tradmaxxing Enver Halil Hoxha into a cringe sissy amouranth simp who hates the gamers and prohibits drunk driving. After Honxa's convertible acquisition he went full tyrant mode, balancing the scales once again in the eyes of Frederic.
Journey to Hell 666
During one of those days Freddy decided to see if he can kill satan so he buit a portal to hell 666 and killed satan.
Death
Frederic died when after returning from Hell 666 he realized that the portal frame of the nether portal got blocked off with obsidian blocks and he couldn't get out. After that he saw a father of DiGiorno taking out a boombox out of his ass and playing Pitbull - International Love (Official Video) ft. Chris Brown on repeat until Frederic died a horrible and gruesome death by being fried alive by being enlightened by Pitbull's groundbreaking song lyrics.
After Death
After his death a mafia member known as William Afton disassembled Freddy and ate his soul awakening his stand [ Master of Puppets ] which filled him with the dark urge to create animatronics akin to Frederic and chica fart fetish porn, both of which he did to a horrifying extent. Albeit being unable to recreate the greatness of Golden Freddy one to one he still became one of the most prominent members of the italian mafia to date.
After After Death. Love, Death, Immorality
With William Afton being put to rest and Freddy's soul being set free, the imbalance of power caused by the fact Shadowlord Obacchio left the server he got resurrected to return the reign of the Evil to the land of Italia.