Hoxha's Car
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The Mercedes Benz of former Albanian dictator Enver Halil Hoxha was a supporting character in Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer: Chaos Devil 666.
Biography
This car was manufactured by the hatred Carlos Flamebringer Vladislav Benz The Terrible XXVI who sought to run over CIA agents because they wanted him to pay taxes in money instead of White Castle coupons. Later on Enver Halil Hoxha bought this car and used it as his personal execution tool for gamers, drunk drivers and organised jaywalking gangs. After Hoxha's defeat Obacchio took the car and begun his journey to kill 66.6% of the mafia. It met its untimely demise at the hands of President Evil's rocket launcher.
Birth and early life
Mercedes Benz was born in a crucible of reality during the Evil Germany reign over the Hells and Hells+. It is made of the primal materia, that was trasmuted into the purest atomic iron known to hellkind. After constructing the carcass of the vehicle, Carlos Flamebringer Vladislav Benz The Terrible XXVI constructed the insides of the car with the skin of his demonic bretheren he has accidentally flayed alive and the most luxury metals available in the Universe: gold, platinum, silver and arsenic. After that he has painted Mersedez Benz with the darkness of his own soul. That gave the car in question sentience and sapience, which led to "TR 666 A" appearing on his government plates. It is said that only the evilest of heart can ride this beast of a car. Also it is believed it burn any liberal who touches it's steering wheel to dust on the spot.
It has led humanity to it's downfall during the Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer Eden Arc when it tricked a snake to gaslight Adam and Eve into eating Notch's Apple and get kicked from the Eden Minecraft server. It was patiently observing the sinners throughout the history, searching to find a righteous owner, who would be evil enough to ride it.
Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer: Chaos Devil 666
During the reign of Enver Halil Hoxha, the car has finally found it's owner. After starting his cruel gamers opression policy, which was the most evil act it has witnessed in the history of Mankind it drove to Hoxha's Malicious Mansion (HMM) and presented him with a Demonic Pact: it will be his car as long as he would use it to kill gamers. Hoxha let out an evil laugh and agreed to it's.
It was killing gamers left and right, eradicating the entirety of Albania's gaming population. It's misdeeds streak was stopped when non other than Obacchio showed up and stood for gamers. He has evilishly disposed of Hoxha and the car, seeing how someone is so evil to kill the most evil person to ever grace the observable Universe, happily became a convertibe of choice of Obbachhio's.
Death
During yet another confrontation Obbacchio has found himself in, it met it's untimely demise from a hand of President Evil's Bazooka. Rest in Hell, where all souls yell.
Abilities
Archdemon Mode
By pressing a dark demoic button next to the cupholder the car can transform into a winged form resembling a flaming devil's skull with a pentagram on its forehead. It also gains the ability to spit green hellfire out of its mouth.