Fukua

Fuk
"We're gonna TOAST yo ass!"
Real Name	Fukumukubuku sukujukulukora
Alias(es)	WHO TF IS THIS? woman The Green Black Filia
Species	DINNER
Sex	Damn Daniel
Date of Birth	My name is Jeff
Relative(s)	WHAT ARE THOSE!
Residence	Over 9000!
Affiliation(s)	Your Mum!
Occupation(s)	Being a joke
Criminal Record	Unfunny
First Appearance	All your base belong to us
Role	Like A BOSS!
Parasite	Mama Luigi (formerly) Or is the bagel (currently)
Yu-Gi-Oh Decks	IMAFYRINMAHLAYZOR!!! You like kissing boys This is Sparta!
Status	HAWK TUAH!

Fukua (フクア Fukua) is a GAY LUIGI and the main character of THE MICHAEL ROSEN RAP. She's a GAY LUIGI because she's got a DOH! named MAH BOI who gave her a PINGAS!. Sadly for her, not only did MAH BOI gave her a PINGAS!, he also gave her THE BAGEL!

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Every time I come on this damn wiki all I see is some kind of fucking porn. I can’t even get enjoyment out of what I came to look for. The title should be changed to something like Skullgirls Porn Archive or some shit. I just want to see what used to be here. When people do try to post what should be here they get no traction, it’s almost like this sub should just be destroyed and remade into sexy sex land or something stupid like that shit.

She attends ONLY A SPOONFUL a street across THE SUPERBOWL YEAAAAHH!! Which solely exists to DIE!. She BOMBS! under the tutelage of SUPERINTENDET CHALMERS, and AN UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEN. Her BAGEL in school is DR. RABBIT, who IS GOING TO TEACH CHILDREN ALL AROUND THE WORLD HOW TO PROPERLY TAKE CARE OF THEIR TEETH AND HAVE BRIGHT HEALTHY SMILES! until Fukura DIES, and later DR. RABBIT DIES. Despite being GAY, she is decently DISGUSTING! to receive DINNER at her school, proficient at mathematics to excel in double-entry book keeping.

Unfortunately for her, her PINGAS is so FAT! that she gets constant EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! One example includes LEEEROOOY JENKINS! trying to make Fukua SITTIN IN THE TOILET. She TOUCHA MAH SPAGET and HE NEEDS SOME MILK! in fact, SHE FREAKING DIED!, he puked out MAH BOI who absorbed her and HASTA LA VISTA BABY.

Despite all the shitty memes. MY NAME IS JEFF certainly helps with: is CHILD PORN, especially when she gets THE GUMMIBÄR ALBUM AT STORES ON NOVEMBER 13th, WITH LOTS OF MUSIC, VIDEOS, AND EXTRAS! Not only physically, but SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME as MAH BOI bites back with AS A SEX OFFENDER, I'M QUITE SUPRISED about THIS USER! As well as being a FUCKING DICK!

As LEEEROYYYYY JENKINS!!!! Her favorite food is THE BAGEL, and her favorite DINNER is SPAGHETTI!

Personality

We are very to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don't need more part-time idea generators. We need super high-IQ small government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting. If that's you, DM this account with your CV. Elon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants. (Califique las notas de la comunidad propuestas)

Pretty , all things considered. Besides being 21, she STOOPID! She has the personality of a BAZINGA! She often attempts to EAT DA POOPOO! Especially when YOUR GAY. However THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN! Making her A PIG THAT BLEEDS PEPSI. Her POT OF GREED also GIVES HER 2 MORE CARDS. For example, SOMETIMES MY GENIUS IS... IS ALMOST FRIGHTENING for Jerma and women who dye their hair green or blue for POYO!

According to HEY ITS ME, GOKU, before her CHECK OUT WITH THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK. she was apparently BIG BIG CHUNGUS. And bullied JOE MAMA!

She's also a PS TRIPLE who has the hots for MAMA LUIGI.

Appearances

American Dad

There is one significant KNEE SURGERY in CHUCK NORRIS where she kills Marie and claims the Skull Heart. Using it grant a wish to make Painwheel revert back to Lacey, which worked, as the drugs disappeared from her system alive and well, but still retained some physical scarring.

Overtime however Filia becomes corrupted by the Skullheart and becomes the antagonist in Fanboy and Chum Chum: Arena. Where Lacey, Fanboy, Chum Chum, and Bob The Oompa Loompa team up to stop her slaughtering millions.

I pooped in 5 states in one day. I recorded a total of 5 poops, in 5 separate states. The morning started at Bradley international airport. Around 5:45am when I achieved my first poop in the state of Connecticut. I then flew to Atlanta Georgia and during my layover I achieved poop number 2 in the state of Georgia. It was at this moment I knew something special could happen and I could at the very least poop in 3 different states. My final destination was Ohio but the story was far from over. This is where things got fun. I landed in Cincinnati, only to realize that the airport was actually in Kentucky. With this news I departed the plane and walked to the first bathroom I found. I sat down hoping for a miracle. I was able to push out a turd and I tell you poop number 3 was the most trying of them all. With that however, I have now achieved poop number 3 in the state of Kentucky. Once I got my luggage and rental car I took a quick 15 minute drive to a White Castle in Indiana. Having not eaten fast food all year I knew this would be the perfect catalyst. I entered the White Castle, ordered combo meal number one and sat down to eat. After finishing my meal I waited about 15 minutes and the magic happened. I went to the bathroom and achieved poop number 4, this one being in Indiana. After departing White Castle I had a 2 hour drive into Ohio. These two hours were not wasted however. I picked up a 1 pound bag of Old Trapper beef jerky from a near by gas station and chowed down on that during my drive to make sure things stayed in motion. Once I arrived at my hotel in Ohio I knew the mixture of beef jerky and the residual affects of the White Castle was working just as planned and number 5 was on the horizon. Once I entered my room I sat upon the 5th and final porcelain throne and with ease achieved poop number 5 at 4:30 pm in Ohio. With that, I have successfully pooped in Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Indiana and Ohio, not only in one day but in a span of roughly 11 hours.

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Trivel

• Before she was infected by Samson, she used to be considered an aryan beast by weirdos. But after that, her acquaintances thought she was going emo.

• Thanks to a nerd, Filia fell down the Homestuck rabbit-hole
• According to Filia herself Samson was not the first parasite she obtained, whatever it is, it's most likely just a tapeworm.
• Much like Garfield, despite being a fatass, she is very fast. So fast she's the most rushdown character in Skullgirls.