Frenk Freaky States

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"THE PEOPLE OF FRANCE SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAT THEIR MEAT TO POBLOX RORN FOR 24 HOURS, THE COMMUNIST SHALL NOT REVOKE THESE RIGHTS GIVEN TO THE PEOPLE BY THE MANDATE OF FREAKISM"

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</image> <label>Established</label> <label>Leader(s)</label> <label>Members</label> <label>Dissolved</label> </infobox> The Frenk Freaky States also known as The Freaky Seperatists and Grégory Barres Freaky Confederacy and its abbreviation FFS was a small nation in the northern part of france that specialized in being freaky and worshipping the god of getting freaky Freakybob. Originally formed by a schizophrenic french man named Grégory Barre after recieving a vision from freakbob in his sleep about how the french needs to return to its freaky roots the Frenk States are known throughout frances many provinces for being Freaky and Free and are known for ramming baguettes up the arses of any npc normie who dares to not goon 24/7 They are believed to be a subbranch of the neo freaky susiety and a well-known terrorist group by the Normies at Interpol The Frenk Freaky states basically invoked project freak and made masturbating in public along with prostitution and getting freaky in pubic very legal which was very cool along with banning all harem animes and making the consequences of watching them either punishable by death or having 100 baguettes shoved up your ass™ but its mainly death by firing squad because fuck you Reploid They goon to Nanette and Bunny Suit Vera Belaya and Ragatha and Melody Every Friday The Frenk states have a law that makes owning a palm knee plush illegal so If you are caught owning a non destroyed plush you must pay a 100 freakpay fine In the frenk countryside there are several deal dough factories and gooner banks Their National Dish is Freaky Escargot, A dish made with Freaky Snails drowned with A1 Steak Sauce which is ordered Usually with a baguette and A1 Steak sauce flavored wine They are the second biggest exporter of Dih Cheese and A1 Steak Sauce Flavored wine On May 11th of 2026 Bean Khan Recognized The Frenk freaky States as an honorary freaky territory and ally of beankhanland after trying the A1 Steak sauce Wine They are currently at war with the French loaylist of the French Communist Party Due to their desires to destroy freakism and ban the people's right to goon to anime women so hard that their testicles explode and coat the entire neighborhood in special sauce They have their own version of Freakbob Hotel They are apparently allies with DenmarkV2

Attacks In The Frenk States:

  • The Attack on the Sperm Bank: Deaths: 6 Goons: 100 billion. Gooning Material: Vera Belayas Bunny Suit
  • The Siege of the Frenk Police station Deaths: 10 Ugly fucking red communists. Baguettes Destroyed: 10\
  • The Thievery of the golden dingaling. WE LOST 100 billion freakpay

Members

  • Grégory Barre - Their great gooner king and honorary freaker of the french republic
  • Lancelot Janvier - Barres head general and his second in command in gooning
  • Bernardette Marie - Barre's current girlfriend
  • Brigitte Blaise - Head deal dough researcher and lady with a shaved head
  • François Traverse - A former member of the French communist party who now dedicates his life to serving freakism
  • Rogier Brisbois
  • Legér Fabron - Soldier of the Frenk Freakish

Gallery

  • Freaky Escargot

    Freaky Escargot

  • A reference sheet of the main 7 members from no way out

    A reference sheet of the main 7 members from no way out

Trivia

  • The reason why no way out removed Parisius Police Department Civil War was due to how they couldn't handle Grégory Barre's freakiness
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