Barney Rubble

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Barney Rubble, famously known as Captain Caveman, is currently a FREAKY! superhero working for the SUSiety to crack the skulls of numerous NPC members with his trusty club.

Birth

He was born to Ebenezer "Scrooge" Rubble and Dorothy (nee Brickrock) Rubble in 47937 BC.

When Barney was 2, Dorothy once went to a fancy restaurant but was actually walking to the inside of a random dinosaur's mouth that it disguised to look like the entrance to a restaurant. Dorothy was eaten.

Ebenezer was a fur trader/mammoth hunter and he was k!lled by one when Barney was 6 years old. This caused Barney to be so pissed off that he singlehandedly caused the extinction of the mammoth in pure spite once he learned about it. He lived the rest of his childhood as an orphan before being adopted by Ronald McDonald who came to him from a hallucination of the future. The clown raised him until he was randomly struck by St. Aionios's lightning.