Anime Body Pillow

The anime body pillow is an ancient artifact that is said to give the person who possesses it unimaginable power (if he's worthy).

Origin

The anime body pillow was created when Diavolo was baking brownies. The recipe said to add 2 eggs, vinegar, water, brownie mix, and then to mix it before putting it in the oven for exactly 20 minutes. Instead of listening to the instructions, Diavolo decided to be a rebel against the system and put it in for 21 minutes instead.

This extra minute caused space and time to become warped beyond all belief as no one had ever put brownies in the oven for 1 extra minute up until now and thus, the anime dakimakura had been created.

Diavolo was astounded by this new weapon, but before he could do anything, he tripped and broke his neck like a dumbass. Thus leaving the body pillow to be wielded by anyone who can get it.

How to be worthy

In order to be worthy of wielding the dakimakura in combat you must meet these specifications, otherwise the anime body pillow will tickle your armpits until you're begging for mercy but it will not show you mercy because you don't deserve it.

1. You must be 5 feet tall, any lower and it won't work
2. You must have straight teeth. If they're crooked, then you oughta get dental work done
3. You must fap to Hentai 137563839472512537 times or else you will explode the second you touch it
4. You need to have a fetish for feet. The daki can sense if you have one or not and if you don't then you can't wield it
5. You need to have shot up at least 475883726228495947365828832648749578933274917 schools or else the body pillow will reject you and your boipussy
6. You must be my friend.
7. You need to own a DVD of Extreme Ghostbusters the complete series
8. You must be a cuck. The body pillow loves cucks.
9. You need to pray to Marlin (Finding Nemo) to forgive you for your sins
10. You need to write Gigaverse Articles. The body pillow eats Gigaverse Articles and it'll be stronger the more you've written
11. You must be a manchild. If you are well adjusted then the body pillow will reject you.

Powers

The powers that the body pillow can give you are immense and limitless. A few notable ones are

1. It can allow you to shoot lightning from your hands
2. It can allow you to perform reverse-rape (that's when you give someone back their virginity, or if they already have it, you give them double virginity)
3. It can allow you to summon sharks with frickin laser beams at your command
4. It'll help you make the best Casserole in the cosmos
5. It can read you a bedtime story before you go to sleep
6. It can allow you to say the niggity-noggity word and black people will be the ones to apologize to you
7. It will allow you to skullfuck women and drink the blood from their vajayjay and the people will name a Holiday after you
8. It can give you emotional fulfillment
9. It will bring your waifu to life
10. It can bring dead memes back to life
11. It can kill current trends by making them uncool. Even if the trend has only been around for an hour, the body pillow can still kill it.
12. It can raise your children
13. It gets you banned from participating in any Hobby Lobby tournament.