Alzheimers Patient
| Alzheimers Patient | |
|---|---|
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| Alias(es): |
Crippled |
| Birthday: |
0BC |
| Place of Birth: |
The Normal World |
| Gender: |
Unknown |
| Classification(s): |
Unknown |
| Height: |
1 Foot |
| Weight: |
2 Grams |
| Eye Colour: |
Blue |
| Other Relative(s): |
None |
| Affiliation(s): |
The Mental Asylum |
Alzheimers Patient, also known as Crippled, and in translated ancient texts, "Steven Hawking", is a now crippled and mentally deficient sorcerer who is firmly believed to have been the one to first summon and introduce black holes to the Normal World. No one that was alive during the dawn of the Normal World's existence were either alive or there at the time to witness Alzheimers Patient in his youth, but stories and visualisations live on to this day, both in speculation and through ancient records.
During his later life, however, he was diagnosed with a serious case of alzheimers and being-crippled, resulting in the complete loss of his memory and most of his physical capabilities.
History[edit | edit source]
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Creation of the Normal World[edit | edit source]
It is during the creation of the Normal World, or the Big Bang, that many believe is when Alzheimers Patient is thought to have begin existing, but others think he may have existed even longer ago, possibly forming in the 3rd Realm. Some push as far to say he existed before the Gigaverse did, but there is no evidence to support these claims, and mostly seems to just be a conspiracy theory that began on 4chan.
Forming Black Holes[edit | edit source]
Not much is known about what he did in the early ages of the Normal World, but the thing that is always depicted in stories of old is that he used sorcery to conjure black holes, because, as the tale goes, he believed there needed to be a balance of darkness in the universe. Not much is known past this, only that he would go on to create more and more black holes and roam the cosmos.
Later Years and Deterioration[edit | edit source]
Discovery of Earth[edit | edit source]
Eventually, after billions of years, Alzheimers Patient would discover Earth in it's early stages, become interested in the planet and then stick with it until he watched life flourish. It was around the time when the human race began to evolve and dominate the food chain that he began losing touch with his memories and body. It is not known what the cause of this was, or why he wasn't able to reverse it with his sorcery, but some believe he was so taken aback by how retarded humans were that his body fell into turmoil.
Loss of Memories and Present[edit | edit source]
It was around a century or so a go when Alzheimers Patient contracted, well, Alzheimers, and would slowly lose all of his memories, and then would become bound to a wheelchair. A few decades later, archaeologists and astronomers found ancient ruins in different places across space depicting an entity born out of the Big Bang, who created black holes and wandered reality. At first it was believed to be a version of God, but after closer examination, they saw the name translated to Steven Hawking, which is the name that was used for Alzheimer Patients ID.
Many attempted to try and speak to him about his life, but since he can't remember anything from his past, the effort is useless, and none can figure out how he was able to use magic to summon black holes. While eyes were peeled on him, many entities seeking power and conquest tried torturing him until he offered the secret to black holes, but all efforts were in vain and they only accomplished in annoying him. To this day he resides in a Mental Asylum.
Personality[edit | edit source]
It is unknown what Crippled may have been like in his younger years, but in the present he is extremely reclusive, uncaring and irritable. He likes spending his time sleeping or staring out of the asylum windows.
Abilities and Other Traits[edit | edit source]
Alzheimers Patient posses powerful magic, but thanks to his memory loss he doesn't even know that he has it. This magic lead to the creation of black holes in the Normal World, and some believe omnipotence.
Other notable traits about Alzheimers Patient is his wheelchair and his computer that speaks for him, I know he's so lazy that he refuses to even speak.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- It is believed that his voice-program software was designed by Albert Einstein, as was vaguely mentioned by Alzheimers Patient in a rare moment of remembrance.
- The dot-point above this one is a cheap way of tying this in with pre-established lore.
- There is a rare theory that Alzheimers Patient purposely caused his own physical and mental deterioration, as a way to prevent himself from ever giving away the secrets to his power to the wrong hands.