Religion in the Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible

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Religion in the Skullgirls franchise, much like the real world, is a complex and multifaceted cultural and social phenomenon that encompasses a wide range of beliefs, practices, and rituals related to the supernatural or divine. It plays a significant role in the lives of billions of people around the world, shaping their worldviews, moral values, and sense of purpose.

Religion is a dynamic and diverse aspect of culture, with numerous religious traditions and belief systems practiced around the world. Major world religions include Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, and Sikhism, each with its own unique theology, practices, and traditions. While some individuals adhere fervently to their religious beliefs, others may identify as atheists, agnostics, or secularists, choosing not to engage in religious practices or beliefs.

However, unbeknownst to the everyone in our world and all of fictional narratives, there is only one true and honest religion: Enriqueism A.K.A. Neo-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism. Enriqueism A.K.A. Neo-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism is a lot like Christianity, but ZASED AF and not fucking stupid and made for retards. Enrique is the almighty God, having created EVERYTHING when his consciousness went mad and his essence fractured. It serves as the greatest and ultimate middle finger and insult to all conventional religions, social norms, and moralist ideologies through intentionally grotesque, surreal, degenerate, and transgressive ideals. It is heavily offensive to mostly all known religions (especially the Abrahamic religions and Zalphism since God and Omnisim view it as the ultimate enemy and insult to their likeness) Its central figure and totally sexy af god of worship, Enrique himself, purposely made himself the figurehead of worship to offend and make fun of God and the Omnisim and the two's religions.

Although Enrique is the weakest fuckface on this entire wiki, he has the weird subconscious ability to maintain the fabric of EVERYTHING since everything is just his Omniversal dream. Enriqueism is the offical state religion of Enrique's micro-nation of Enriquia A.K.A. the Enriqueverse. Within it, he also gets to be in charge of deciding who goes to his versions of Hell, which is Heaven for him, and Heaven, which is Hell for him. Fun fact, the vast majority of everyone across all of fiction and real life (99.99%) go to Heaven, which Enrique views as Hell, due to nobody believing in his wack ass religion thereby making everyone a disgusting normie (Enrique's version of a heretic.)

Completing the Omniversal dyad is , who effectively acts as the Jesus Christ of this religion. She is responsible for various important things and decisions such as . is a symbol of ugliness, evil, and glee. Her various accidental teachings and wicked actions are often cited as examples of how followers of Enriqueism should strive to live fr*cking EPIC lives.

Followers of Enriquism eagerly anticipate what is known as The Second Cumming of , as foretold by the neo-𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 scriptures of Enriqueism. It is said that during a time of great Omniversal comedic need and cultural upheaval within all imaginable and none-imaginable existences, will return to bring mental retardation, insanity, and a sense of permanence to the faithful.

Non-believers of Enriqueism are under the false impression that Enrique and are terrible people who did lots of silly acts of terrorism across all of fiction. However, these rumors are false as they are not just terrible people who did lots of silly acts of terrorism across all of fiction. They are the ultimate and most terrible people who did lots of silly acts of terrorism across all of fiction.

The religion of Enriqueism has many, MANY enemies, but most notable are all Abrahamic religions (ruled by God), Zalphism (ruled by Omnisim), Benism (ruled by Talking Ben), and even 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism (ruled by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob) It doesn't matter though cause they are all rip offs and weak imitations of the OG and true religion of Enriqueism.

Followers

• No one

Crusades

• NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War II: Electric Boogaloo