NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War II: Electric Boogaloo
The Exiled Saga (or the Exiled arc), also known as the ๐๐๐ถ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ถ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ถ ๐๐ซ๐ก โญ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ช โญ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ช ๐๐๐ค๐ (or the ๐๐๐ถ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ถ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ถ ๐๐ซ๐ก โญ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ช โญ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ช ๐๐ฏ๐ ), is the 825,609,950,518,330,289,255,145,246,890,391,073,967th story arc/saga and โphaseโ within the entirety of fiction while also being the current and most recent one as of right now (and probably the finale or penultimate one maybe???) It details the events of the NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War II: Electric Boogaloo, the ultimate and final war to end all wars within the entirety of the Omniverse once and for all (possibly...)
The story, so far, is notable for switching the de facto "protagonists" from NPCs and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ to five random characters who have no fucking idea what the hell is going on. These five characters are all from random verses/cosmologies within the Omniverse who all happen to end up in Quadratum after the 50% of the Omniverse was destroyed in 5758 AD. These neutral and curiously confused charactersโlabelled as "enemies of the Omniverse"โinclude Enrique (an OC from Ozzie T Floridian's NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Saga), John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr. (an OC from Lazerbot's Tails Gets Trolled comic), Scroogey McClooney (another OC from Lazerbot's Tails Gets Trolled comic), and finally their leader "I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy (an OC from Katsura Hoshino's manga D.Gray-man), ft. another OC by the name of 
who is the glue that secretly connects these four villains together to uncover the truth of the Omniverse and the conflict of all fiction. Basically, during their meeting in Quadratum, all five band together trying to find the "true cause" that's been controlling everything behind the scenes, while every faction the four men were once fighting against are now all after them and basically make them the most wanted people in all of fiction.
If you think the previous saga was dark and depressing, you haven't seen nothing bitches! This story is somehow more depressing and heart-wrenching than the previous (which is saying a lot) The story focuses heavily on Cecil Turtle as possibly the main antagonist (as of now) who isn't on any side but somehow is responsible for all conflict within the story. The story also features Chris-Chan's return as he's resurrected as a fucking french fry and seeks immediate retribution against the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ, especially Enrique, who during the time of being a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป, was one of the people responsible for Chris' death.
Story and Synopsis
Setting and Themes
The setting of the story mostly takes place within four major continuities:
- KINGDOM HEARTS IV
- SpongeBob Fanon Wiki's
- ๐.๐๐ฏ๐๐ถ-๐ช๐๐ซ
Acting like a Pooh's Adventures/OC insertion style parody story where all five overarching characters come from these verses individually within the Omniverse. The recurring theme of each continuity is that it is founded upon the struggle and constant conflict of two opposing forces.
Continuity 0
The continuity of KINGDOM HEARTS IV is a special case.
This continuity acts as the centre piece A.K.A. the crossover reality where all five characters meet each other and begin their journey. Specifically called Quadratum, it's basically just real life A.K.A. Dimension 1218. But how is that possible if Dimension 1218 was destroyed 3,700 years ago during the Dimensional Merge? This is a paradoxical predicament and question that our five character ask themselves upon arriving. Quadratum serves as the hub world metaphorically for our five characters. All characters in Quadratum look hyper realistic meaning that only human (or at least humanoid) travel to Quadratum and survive without having their chemical brain structure rearranged and practically die.
Continuity 1
The continuity of SpongeBob Fanon Wiki's is where Enrique is from.
An intentionally chaotic and absurdist shitpost setting, the dominant civilization is the NPC Alliance, an ancient and immensely advanced species capable of manipulating spacetime on a galactic scale who control and manipulate various fictional characters across the Omniverse. The NPCs leaders are not humanoid; they are often described as eldritch and abstract photonic beings similar to that of angels or some crazy shit. Mr. Game & Watch, a former member of the alliance, once described it very difficult for human minds to categorize the higher ups' appearance. The Alliance's technology is so advanced that it appears godlike. They build structures from cosmic strings, engineer galaxies, weaponize black holes. Despite this power, the Alliance are not conquerors in the traditional sense since their main motivation is saving all realities from an opposing force beyond their comprehension as they are locked in a war against an enemy even more alien than themselves.
That enemy is the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ, entities composed of dark matter that inhabit the invisible majority of the Omniverse. Unlike ordinary baryonic life, the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ evolved within dark matter halos and interact only weakly with normal matter. For most of cosmic history they remain hidden, nearly undetectable to ordinary civilizations. However, as the universe ages, the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ begin systematically altering stars across galaxies, accelerating the conversion of ordinary matter into forms favorable to dark matter existence. Their goal is essentially ecological domination on a multiversal scale: they seek to transform all existences into an environment suited for dark matter life and ultimate chaos while extinguishing conventional life.
In the end, all NPCs and universes live in constant conflict. All realities are simply stuck in a state of total war with the hostile ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ. There are effectively no true benevolent gods or spirits in the setting, only NPCs and ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ trying desperately to eradicate one another. In the long run, our heroes cannot hope to defeat their enemies, so in the end, our heroes aren't really fighting for a brighter future but "raging against the dying of the light". Ultimately, through constant sacrifice and toil, our heroes simply delay the inevitable heat death of all of their universes.
Continuity 2
The continuity of is where John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr. and Scroogey McClooney are from.
Although the webcomic begins as a simple shitpost, over time, the setting evolves into a sprawling narrative with recurring factions, character arcs, and escalating apocalyptic stakes. Death is temporary and very common, with many iconic heroes constantly dying. Despite the comicโs outward absurdity, it gradually establishes an internal mythology centered around cycles of revenge, corruption, friendship, betrayal, and escalating conflict. The setting centres around two overarching conflicts.
Firstly, there is the struggle between the Defenders and the Trolls. The Defenders may seem at first like a a loose alliance of heroes, antiheroes, and crossover characters attempting to resist increasingly destructive troll factions similar to the NPC Alliance. But in the end, they are led by one of the most evil characters in all fiction with even the Trolls finding them terrifying. Meanwhile the Trolls in the comic are not merely internet pranksters; they are often depicted as a violent species or ideological force dedicated to humiliation, chaos, sadism, and domination. The leader of the Trolls, the Troll King, seeks to find the various McGuffins within the setting to defeat Cheeto Man, the leader of the Defenders. These two forces are in constant conflict while the various crossover characters are nothing more than pawns for both sides to use to defeat one another.
Secondly, the other major storyline involves the religious and supernatural conflict of the Christians versus Satanists. In the comicโs cosmology, Christianity, Satanism, angels, demons, God, and Satan are treated as literal active forces within the setting. The Christians are frequently portrayed as militant factions attempting to combat demonic corruption and satanic conspiracies, while Satanist groups seek power through dark alliances, occult rituals, demonic forces, and to free humanity from the Christian's reign on the setting. The conflict is basically a literal holy war. Divine beings, infernal entities, and resurrected characters become involved in struggles over the fate of souls, reality, and the setting's cosmic order.
Continuity 3
The continuity of ๐.๐๐ฏ๐๐ถ-๐ช๐๐ซ is where "I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy is from.
Originally set in a Halloweeny and gothic aesthetic, the manga slowly evolved into a more supernatural horror and apocalyptic thriller. Furthermore, humanity is secretly threatened by demonic weapons known as Akuma and by an ancient war tied to the fate of the world itself. At the center of the story is the Black Order, a secretive religious and military organization that controls the world and who's goal is to fight Akuma and oppose the enigmatic Millennium Earl. The Order operates under the authority of a shadowy branch of the Catholic Church and maintains headquarters hidden from the public. Its members include scientists, support staff, soldiers, and elite warriors known as Exorcists. These Exorcists wield a mysterious divine substance called Innocence, a crystalline power believed to originate from the Omniversal God. Innocence can synchronize with chosen humans and transform into unique anti-Akuma weapons ranging from swords to guns to armor to supernatural abilities to other cool shลnen shit. Because Innocence compatibility is rare and dangerous, Exorcists are viewed almost as living weapons rather than ordinary people.
The antagonistic force of the setting that opposes humanity and the Black Order is the Noah Family, often simply called the Noah. The Noah are descendants and reincarnations of the โNoah Memory,โ fragments of an ancient lineage tied to a catastrophic primordial event. Each member inherits the memory and traits of a particular Noah, granting superhuman abilities and personalities linked to their ancestral role. Though they appear human, the Noah possess overwhelming physical power, regenerative capabilities, and a profound hatred for all humanity across all multiverses. Many of them regard ordinary humans as inferior beings who have corrupted all worlds. Leading the Noah is the enigmatic man known as the Millennium Earl, a bizarre and unsettling figure who shifts between comedic absurdity into terrifying cruelty similar to Judge Holden from Blood Meridian. The Earl manufactures Akuma and orchestrates wars designed to exterminate humanity and reclaim the world for the Noah. The entire family basically act like a dysfunctional immortal family who all love each other yet also want to destroy all existences.
Conclusion
The overarching theme is that of ambiguity and moral perspective. As all three continuity's narratives progresses, the boundary between ally and enemy becomes increasingly blurred, and all conflicts between the eight factions transforms from a straightforward battle between good factions and evil factions into a deeply personal and tragic struggle over multiple factions that simply believe what they are doing is the right thing despite all the tragedies that each side performs. As the story develops, many of the antagonistsโ identities become increasingly tragic and fragmented, tied to ancient betrayals and outerversal eldritch influence. The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ, trolls, Satanists, and Noah are not uniformly evil in a simple sense; many display complex emotions, interpersonal bonds, humor, vanity, and even sympathy toward their enemies.
Characters
Overarching Protagonists/Antagonists
The de facto overarching protagonists/antagonists of the entirety of all fiction are the People Who Have No Idea What The Fuck Is Going On (P.W.H.N.I.W.T.F.I.G.O.), also known as ๅ Le fr*cking EPIKร Gaymรผrs A.K.A. The ฯ Male L.O.S.E.R.Z. ๅ (League of Super Evil Rascally Scoundrels), also commonly known as The Normie Slaiyers, or simply known as Enriquia (pronounced: "En-rik-ia" or "En-rik-ea"), which is an evil group/organization/league/alliance/coalition/cult/union/fellowship/kinship/camaraderie/micronation made up of five characters and founded and officially ruled by Enrique. All five members consider themselves the greatest and most villainous Opinion Bashersโข to ever exist and also have no clue on what the hell is going on when it comes to their respective continuity's batshit insane schizo lore. They simply want everything to go back prior to the beginning of the Omniverse Saga when heroes and villains were fighting for the sake of the typical good vs. evil dichotomy; instead of whatever the fuck is going on now with so much moral ambiguity across the entire Omniverse. The group's ultimate goal is to uncover the "truth" behind all of the conflicts across the Omniverse and its Forever War which is made up of the four respective conflicts of the three continuities that the characters are from respectively.
Omnicontrarianism Omnicontrarianism, also known as Omniversal Neutrality, otherwise known as Neo-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ism, or simply as Enriqueism, is a socially variable ideology within the overarching conflict of the entirety of all fiction, and serves as Enrique's overarching and supreme philosophical and socially ideological belief apart from metaphysical solipsism. The ideology of omnicontrarianism posits Enrique on neither (and all) sides of all conflicts across all existences and none-existences. He is neither good, bad, evil, heroic, villainous, orderly, chaotic, light, dark, normie, far-right, far-left, NPC, ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป, etc. Enrique's omnicontrarianism within the entirety of the Omniverse categorizes him as Omniversally Neutral, and as such, he's labelled as a true Omniversal Neutralist. Unlike traditional neutrality though, which often implies balance, detachment, or indifference, Enrique's Omniversal Neutrality represents a total collapse of coherent identity into absolute contradiction. Omnicontrarianism is not merely undecided or flexible; it is the paradoxical belief of simultaneously everything and nothing, embodying every possible trait while committing to none.
Enrique is above human concepts of good and evil as Enrique is simultaneously omnibenevolent and omnimalovolent at onceโcapable of infinite compassion and boundless cruelty in the same instance with no rhyme or reason. As a whole, due to his belief, Enrique is the epitome of all walking contradictions and a wild cards within all of fiction. This is why to many, Enrique seems like a complete living paradox. He shows qualities of genuine heroism at times but he is also an irredeemable eldritch monster. Not only does his belief make him neutral in morality, but it also causes him to be neutral in intelligence as his intelligence fluctuates between omniscience and utter ignorance. Enrique can devise impossibly complex strategies while failing to grasp the simplest of common sense. This contradiction extends into every domain: politically, he's far-left, far-right, and perfectly centrist all at once while philosophically, he rejects and affirms every ideology, rendering them incompatible with all systems of thought. TD;LR Enrique is the ultimate Omniversal example of a character who is truly morally ambiguous.
What makes Enrique especially unsettling is that he does not strive for balance whatsoever. Traditionally, interpretations of neutrality often involve maintaining equilibrium between opposing forces, but Enrique completely rejects even that purpose itself. Enrique does not mediate; he rather destabilizes. He may create chaos purely to oppose order, but just as readily attempts to erase chaos entirely, even if it means ending all existences itself. Yet, in the same breath, Enrique might fight to preserve life and continuity. His motivations are not layered or hidden, they are fundamentally just incoherent. Even Enrique himself does not understand his desires, because his desires negate themselves as soon as they arise.
Predictability is impossible with this fuckface, not because he is random in a conventional sense, but because Enrique operates outside the logic that defines cause and effect. He does not simply act unpredictably; he literally invalidates the concept of prediction itself. Any attempt to categorize him in any side fails immediately because he fulfills all ontological categories and none of them simultaneously. In fact, the act of labeling him often provokes/triggers him, as Enrique's only consistent โdrive,โ if it can be called that, is to contradict whatever is expected, desired, or believed by others.
In this way, every faction, ideology, and individual finds Enrique incompatible because he inherently opposes all positions. Ultimately, he is an enemy to all sides. Enrique may join and pick favoritism during special occasion (like how he joined the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety during the 2020s through the 5750s), but in the end, is it just for the moment and he will eventually leave or betray the side he chooses to switch things up just for the sake of contrarianism. Enrique represents the breakdown of meaning itself as he challenges the idea of identity, morality, and purpose and how those concepts cannot defined in stable terms. There is no clarity nor resolution within him. There is only an ever-shifting paradox that will never be understood, only experienced. That is what Enrique is.
Members Supreme Deities and Omniarchs
Enrique! โ Patriarch (The Black/Dark God)
โ Matriarch (The White/Light Goddess)
Supreme Leaders and Omnissiahs
"I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy โ Element of Solipsism
John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr. โ Element of Antinatalism
Scroogey McClooney โ Element of Contrarianism
Factions
- NPC Alliance vs.
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! - DeFenders vs.
Trolls - โ Christians โ vs. โง Satanists โง
- ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ ๐๐ฏ๐ก๐ข๐ฏ vs. ๐๐ฌ๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ช๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ถ
Plot
The initial premise of the story acts as a branching off Pooh's Adventures/OC insertion style parody type story where after a certain part within the original work, it switches to to the inserted OC taking a major role and changing the story as a whole into a crossover tale of each original character from each continuity joining forces to uncover the truth about each other's continuity's real conflict and what the hell is actually going on. The specific plot points where the original stories truly splinter off are:
The beginning of KINGDOM HEARTS IV.
- Context: All characters end up in Quadratum after losing something they truly love and declaring war on all sides of conflict.
The Disney Bombing of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดia within SpongeBob Fanon Wiki's .
- Context: Enrique was a high ranking member within the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety while also being the Second-in-Cummand before deciding to leave and become their enemy.
approx. Chapter 20 of .
- Context: John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr. was a wannabe villanous troll who somehow ended up being with the Defenders. After witnessing the truth and their dark secret, John is fed up of being used on all sides of the conflict and declares war on both Trolls and the Defenders. Meanwhile for Scroogey McClooney, he was originally a member of Silver's group which ended up with Coyote's group of neutrals. After splitting off during the Troll City invasion, Scroogey ends up learning more about the secret holy war between Christians and Satanists and decides to declare war on both sides.
The ending of the Seed of Destruction arc in ๐.๐๐ฏ๐๐ถ-๐ช๐๐ซ.
- Context: "I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy somehow ended up in the Black Order but later on, due to his secret demonic essence of being the astral projection of Shutterstock.com, the Black Order declared him an enemy and so, he went on the run and declared both Exorcists and Noah his enemy.
Plot will release after GTA 6, Kingdom Hearts 4, and Half Life 3.
