Peacock
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Species |
Human cyborg | |
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Residence |
Lab 08 | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Nintendo | |
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Occupation(s) |
Bounty Hunter | |
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Rank |
A- | |
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First Appearance |
Skullgirls | |
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Role |
Skullheart killer | |
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Parasites |
Avery and The Argus System | |
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Hours she spent watching cartoons |
Somehow more than Mr. Enter, despite her occupation allowing less screen time than him | |
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Onlyfans |
Catfishing Account | |
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Status |
Alive | |
Peacock (ピーコック Pīkokku) (Patricha Watson) is a cocky dickwad and is pretty much a more rambunctious girl version the anti-hero; Inspector Gadget. Complete with her own counterpart to Brain: Avery.
She has a parasitic implant that lets her perform twelve-quadrillian calculations per second. She can rewrite this entire wiki's code 20 times over, help Marie with her revenge against the Medicis, generate an image of Cerebella shitting out a never before seen colour, and clearing up Avery's duty, all at the same time.
She has goons to help her in her freelance job, sponsored by Order No. 8, including Avery (her parasite), George Bomb, Tommy Ten Tons, Andy Anvil, and Lonesome Lenny,
She often hunts for hire, with the specialty being to kill skullgirls and nerds. Nintendo is her favourite customer, mainly due to the fact they can easily pay her in soyboy merch instead of real money, and the fact her specialty are killing nerds, Nintendo's 2nd greatest enemy, behind all copyright infringers great and small. She had killed Fizzy Walnuts and almost killed Oz. In her past she used to be a childhood friend of Marie, ever since they met at their orphanage. Their friendship was rough, often getting into fights because Patricha is the antisocial slacker and Marie is the goodie two shoes tryhard maid. They were seperated when Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel attacked their adopted home. Peacock sacrificed herself to help Marie escape and find help. Sadly for Peacock she got caught in the end by the goons and met a gruesome fate. She survived however, and was turned into a Gadgetologist by Order No. 8.
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Personality[edit | edit source]
Despite for hatred for nerds, she knows too much inconsequential cartoon trivia of over a hundred cartoons she is a fan of, and is a vocal personality in the online animation community. Making rant videos about the cinematic disaster that is of the quality of modern day "Annie: Girl of the Stars", compared to how she remembered the show back then. The Super Origami Kingdom is high on her shitlist. However she hadn't killed any of them yet, fearing the alpha of the group: DogsEatingDogs6, her biggest rival. She had however made videos ranting about how much of a bunch of dingbags the Super Origami Kingdom are.
She is certified to be mentally ill. As besides being autistic and antisocial, she shows signs of acute sociopathy, demonstrated by her entertainment of torturing small insects and watching Liveleak road rage captures. Alex Ahad has stated that Peacock will never stop believing in imaginary friends. Meaning, just like TheSonicSegaGamer and the Origami Kingdom, she believes to be friends with Shadow the Edgelord and Annie. Despite the fact the real ones don't know she even exists. In other words, she shows difficulty towards distinguishing fiction from reality.
Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Golden Testicle[edit | edit source]
Skullgirls[edit | edit source]
The day when Marie came out to wreck havoc. The Pea got right into business! But well, not exactly; she slept up until quarter to 11am, and it took her mugs a lot of convincing to get her to wash her chops. Before heading out.
Other girls were close ahead to tracking Marie down, but that didn't matter to Peacock, for she had the power to teleport right ahead, she can go 'PING' and she would be in the cathedral where the Skullgirl dwelled, just like that. And that's what she did. Popped down through her eye into a large church where the Skullgirl is held and took out all the minions there and trashed the cathedral from her shit either falling from the sky, running them over, falling into materialized traps, never to be seen again, but most were capped by the Pea's fire arms.
But one stood remaining. An ordinary looking nun. She walked up to the toon and uttered 'why so violent, child?' Peacock replied with 'get real dingbag. I know a chump who frequents Liveleak when I see one'. The nun contorted in a way no being, not even a toon should move, still inching towards Peacock in fleshy, flying eldritch mess. Patty readied her Nexter WASP 58 Light Anti-Armour Weapon and shot her the rocket to kingdom come. The flesh morphed into different people, each sending a blow to the cock, stunning her and forcing her cartoony pained expressions, such as dislodging her mantrap teeth, bugging out her empty eye sockets from her face and all manners of goofy shit, but the mass' combo finished with a giant fist punching her across church chairs, smashing through each and every one until Peacock was painfully caught by the wall with the main door. Peacock tried to get up swiftly to catch Double's next move. Double swiped a crooked claw, only for peacock to duck, with her hat lagging to follow her drop, as she stabbed the creature underside, with one of her eyes, to one of Double's eye. a gnashing of monsterous teeth retaliated, only successfully hitting peacock with barbed tentacle sliding to her shins. This however allowed Avery to pop out of Peacock's tophat and deliver a killing blow with her shotgun.
With the monster done and out of the way. She was allowed to descend into the Meridian catacombs, where the Skullgirl dwelled to raise a boney army. It was then Peacock gave a slight twinge of a bruh moment, know what she must do for the sake of her life and her peers at No.8. For not only she actually knew Marie but she was her oldest friend she knew. Too keep her air of strength up, she bottled that emotion away and confronted her in her usual confident sarcastic manner. Marie only told her time and time again to politely fuck off, but Patty wouldn't let up, she's got shit to get done. So she pulled out a comically large revolver and played a killing joke on her. Quickly impaling her with the biggest boner up she's got. Marie couldn't help but let out a clear chuckle at her demise before thanking Peacock for finding her the peace she needed soon expiring and allowing Pea Cocky Dick to fire laser beams, impaling the blue heart and turning it into nothing more than biker meth..
After defeating the Skullgirl, which turns out to be her best friend Marie, Peacock destroys the Skull Heart, though the skull heart claimed her act to be "foolish" and that this will "not be over". She and Marie have a friendly conversation before Marie disappears from the world, and Peacock vows to take revenge on the people who made both their lives miserable. Beginning by attacking Black Dahlia and her husband. An authority figure of the Medicis.
Peacok back at home after being forced to kill her best friend
Comments[edit | edit source]
L Peacock
-- Punished "Venom" Vesna (talk) 17:13, 29 January 2026 (EST)